What do you do when a Sales Person calls?

I have an answer machine from 12pm-6pm.

It says: Hello, Hello, Helloooooo? Ahh Gotcha!

What do you do?

 

I just say "sorry not interested" or just put the phone down depending if I've spoken to them before.

 

Lol, I'm 14 and they're asking me if i want to buy Car Insurance?

 

Troll 'em.

 

Prty much same as me, see how much fun I can have while wasting their time.

 

Yeah majority of the time when I answer I'm bored as fuck.

Keeps me amused.

 

just ignore it : p

 

Usually just be like oh yeah I'm interested, then right at the last minute be like actually I'm fine.

 

Trolling them is the best way to go. It gets pretty interesting when they get mad.

 

Set the phone down next to the toilet and take a shit.

 

I love trolling them, it's the best way to go. They normally don't call back after you've trolled them too

 

I just tell them that I'm not interested. I don't wanna interfere with their jobs, and waste their time by trolling them. They probably want to be doing the job as much as you want them to call you. But if they call multiple times in a day, then I might troll them.

 

They ARE doing their jobs but when I say I am not interested, I expect them to say thank you hand hang up..that never happens, especially with bill collectors that call about a guy name juan (i guess he had the previous number) they insist that I am lying about who I am..I just say "nonononoonono" over and over until they hang up. My dad just sets the phone by the TV and turns it up..

 

I usually just hang up, but the odd time when I'm bored it's pretty fun to fuck with them.

 

I bullshit them so hard.. I make them think I'm genuinely interested in their product, then I tell them to fuck off in some bizarre way.. I should record some of them..

 

I have no need to troll them, I just notice that it's someone that I don't want to answer, and pick up, and then hang up, and then they don't call again.
Works every time.

 

Lol, Rickrolled!

 

yup, if they ask you to buy car insurance tell them you dont drive you teleport

 

I ask them if they are able to take me to the moon, they always get rage on this

 

I pretend to be indian lol...one time I got "I'm from India too, what city do you come from"