[Jagex's] Name the NPCs competition [Lifetime Membership]

http://services.runescape.com/m=forum/l=0/sl=0/forums.ws?254,255,186,63826083


So...does any1 know the 13 NPC's in that rap? If we all work as a team and combine our knowledge to try and get the right answers, we will be awarded with lifetime membership (according to Jagex) lol.


There are 13 NPC's so I'll start it off by doing the 1st one I will and and update the OP every now-and-then. I wana get this done ASAP because the competition ends July 4th!!

1) Ozan
2) Jad
3) Bob the evil cat (that fishing random event)
4) Wise Old Man
5) Grim the Reaper
6) Frog Princess
7) Molly
8) Broddi
9) Party Pete
10) Gypsy Aris
11) Romeo
12) Juliet
13) Strange Face

What about that king guy?

 

cant even understand what he is saying because rap is gay

 

Wise old man about 1:30.

 

.... i lolled so hard and got so bummed at the same time. Id love free membership for life but damn this is just silly. Good luck to you though. The kids actually got some decent rapping skills on second watch but the hilarious DIY mall music video thing is what gets me. I couldnt figure out any of the other npc's sadly (besides the wise old man which im not sure counts since it was simply stated outright). BTW someone should tell the kid rapping that its not 1994 and that he is dressed ridiculously..

 

It is pretty easy to figure them all out....
Evil Cat
Grim the assiasin
Final monster for fight caves for f cape(forgot name)
Molly
Molly's evil twin

Only from watching it once

 

Thx lol, I updated the thread.

 

Frog princess

 

here you go, i tried...

honestly think about it
check it this one dude
the name was ozan man from the distant desert land
home of the gold sand in a man made fan
im packing power in a quiver that you just cant stand
and have you pinned against the wall with the rest of your clan
im saying f cape swaging
i bet you never had this 60 hour waves got you plagued with the practice creeping into your doom i assume that you stab with
brusing my scores but you better pray fast kid
quit asking
click it active
its the junior role with the swaggers casting
pretty nice staff but your cast's steady splashing
wanna pvm me grim the assasin
the evil cat with the cloak of the black is two feet tall
and got ya netting for some catfish
the portal to the mortals is the moral of the baptist
so when he starts napping its running over that quick

i think we need a some more npcs
no check it
its the wise old man who been plotting on a plan
that will bankrupt runescape all across the land
if only he and Broddi he could of warn him of the can
and the two could have scrammed with the mils and the grands
kiss me kiss me
broad are you tipsy
you owe me a fall guy a poor not a gypsie
oh a princess i insist on a kiss scene
need a rich king thats me
buy us nice things
the type that party and proceed to meet the hottie
thrusting plus
so how the room littered with baloons to bust
dancing hottie well you surely havent partied right
coz pete had you thrashed and bashed like you didnt have enough
i hate to mention such a cool contradiction but all them chin-chins
to have your life nonexistant
stay persistant
think straight through restrictions
then meet me class
say what i say in my dominion
not quite the hair on my chinny chin chin
but romeo send message to his precious lil friend
she can catch word that are hurtful to men
been snobbing on his limbs
and it aint no pretend
now distend
but stick with me if you comprehend
molly's always jolly but shes got an evil twin
the nerdy works become the dirty works to condescend
so we throw her in the pin in the sins with the wind
the nerdy works become the dirty works to condescend
the nerdy works become the dirty works to condescend
the nerdy works become the dirty works to condescend
so we throw her in the pin in the sins with the wind
the nerdy works become the dirty works to condescend
the nerdy works become the dirty works to condescend
the nerdy works become the dirty works to condescend
so we throw her in the pin in the sins with the wind

 

Holy moly! Nice job! That helped a lot--now just time to decipher the lyrics lol.

 

Party Pete, Romeo, the Gypsie, some princess, and possibly a king.

Edit: This is what I e-mailed in:

I know there's more than 13, but eh. Hopefully I got most right.

 

Thanks! Updated the thread but still would like other people's say in this.

 

Evil Cat (Bob)
Ozan (not sure if its Ozan or Osman, both NPC's anyway)
Jad
Wise Old Man
Grim Reaper
Frog Princess
Molly
Broddi
Party Pete
Gypsy Aris
Romeo
Juliet

 

First one is definitely Ozan.

Source: http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Ozan

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I think King Roald is wrong. He is calling himself a king, not referring to a king NPC.

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The Evil sister's name is "Moira"

Source: http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Evil_Twin

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Where are you guys getting "Strange Face" from.

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This is the list I have, missing one:

 

"say what i say in my dominion
not quite the hair on my chinny chin chin"

I think thats the strange face @ dominion tower..'


and the rapper clearly says grim the assassin--not reaper (but idk if both those are the same or not)

 

The Grim Reaper kills people, he's an assassin.

 

"Grim the Assassin" is not an NPC in the world of Runescape, so one assumes that it is the Grim Reaper. That could be wrong, but who knows.

 

I sent in like 6 e-mails because I kept changing my mind and figuring out new people instead. They said they only take 1 entry though in the thread, so we'll see.

 

here's what I have so far (note there's 14). I put a star next to the ones that are certain and a minus next to the sketchy ones.

Code:

*Ozan
*TzTok Jad
-Grim Reaper
*Evil Bob
*Wise Old Man
*Frog Princess
*Molly
*Moira
-Broddi
*Party Pete
-Gypsy Aris
-Romeo
-Juliet
*Strange Face

Grim the assassin is most likely the grim reaper.
Broddi seems like a very unlikely candidate for the subject matter of a song, nor do his actions in game warrant "the can"
He does mention the word gypsy, but I'm not completely certain he's referring to gypsy aris as the context around the word don't suggest that he's talking about her (nor can the line before be understood)
Romeo and Juliet are no longer NPCs in game, making it more unlikely for them to be in this.

 

It could be the dwarf Donovan and the barbarian Gudrun. He says in the rap that he has to deliver something to her... In the quest, Donovan has you deliver the poem to her (since this is the replacement quest for R&J, it's a possibility).

 

That's pretty obscure.