How do I make this costume work?

I'm going to a Harry potter themed party tonight and I really cbf going out shopping for a costume just for one night, so I'm thinking of going as the map from the 4th movie I think, where they say "I Solemnly swear that I'm up to no good.

How do I dress up as a map you say? I have no freaking idea.

I'm either going to print off the map and glue it on my shirt, the other option would be to cut a face whole in the map and wear it as a mask, not sure if that would work.

Anyone have ideas?

 

I have a few suggestions:

1. Wear all black/a ski mask and tape the map to your chest.

2. Show up completely naked except tape the map over your dick. then go up to the hottest bitch there and ask her if she can find hairy potter

 

Great find! I'll have to swipe an old bed sheet from mother.

 

Make sure to wear some good deodorant if people are going to ask you to spread your arms like that. You are a map so expect it

 

Holding your arms like that all day is sure going to hurt -.-

 

Lmao that's actually a pretty unique idea

 

Thank you for this. Literally everybody else had legitamete harry potter house ties and robes, everybody commented on how clever and unique this was. The only hiccup i had was i cut the head hole too big and had to saftey pin it to proper width, which ended up being pointless because everybody kept pulling on me and ripping the whole apart.

Wish i could show you but i left it at the girls house.

Anyway i woke up at 5:30pm so i guess you could say the party went well.

Thanks again.

 

Map is from the 3rd movie m8...


Srsly wheres my invite

 

That kind of a party sounds awesome!
I wish I could come