Adblock breaks this site

The Statue (full screen pls)

Discussion in 'Spam Forum' started by Omg Crumpets, Nov 9, 2008.

  1. Omg Crumpets

    Omg Crumpets Active Member
    Banned

    Joined:
    Oct 7, 2008
    Posts:
    185
    Referrals:
    0
    Sythe Gold:
    0
    The Statue (full screen pls)

    A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later that night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch TV, but she couldn't watch it downstairs because they did not have cable downstairs (the parents didn't want children watching too much garbage).

    So, she called them and asked them if she could watch cable in the parent's room. Of course, the parents said it was ok, but the babysitter had one final request... she asked if she could cover up the angel statue outside the bedroom window with a blanket or cloth, at the very least close the blinds, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father who was talking to the babysitter at the time said, "Take the children and get out of the house... we will call the police. We do not have an angel statue."

    The police found all three of the house occupants dead within three minutes of the call. No angel statue was ever found.
     
  2. Dustein

    Dustein Guest

    Referrals:
    0
    The Statue (full screen pls)

    Weeeeeeeeeeeeee
     
  3. Deacon Frost

    Deacon Frost Grand Master
    Banned

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2007
    Posts:
    2,905
    Referrals:
    3
    Sythe Gold:
    57
    The Statue (full screen pls)

    A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later that night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch TV, but she couldn't watch it downstairs because they did not have cable downstairs (the parents didn't want children watching too much garbage).

    So, she called them and asked them if she could watch cable in the parent's room. Of course, the parents said it was ok, but the babysitter had one final request... she asked if she could cover up the angel statue outside the bedroom window with a blanket or cloth, at the very least close the blinds, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father who was talking to the babysitter at the time said, "Take the children and get out of the house... we will call the police. We do not have an angel statue."

    The police found all three of the house occupants dead within three minutes of the call. No angel statue was ever found.
     
  4. ssylass

    ssylass Guru
    Banned

    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2008
    Posts:
    1,120
    Referrals:
    2
    Sythe Gold:
    0
    The Statue (full screen pls)

    A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later that night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch TV, but she couldn't watch it downstairs because they did not have cable downstairs (the parents didn't want children watching too much garbage).

    So, she called them and asked them if she could watch cable in the parent's room. Of course, the parents said it was ok, but the babysitter had one final request... she asked if she could cover up the angel statue outside the bedroom window with a blanket or cloth, at the very least close the blinds, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father who was talking to the babysitter at the time said, "Take the children and get out of the house... we will call the police. We do not have an angel statue."

    The police found all three of the house occupants dead within three minutes of the call. No angel statue was ever found.
     
  5. Deacon Frost

    Deacon Frost Grand Master
    Banned

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2007
    Posts:
    2,905
    Referrals:
    3
    Sythe Gold:
    57
    The Statue (full screen pls)

    A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later that night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch TV, but she couldn't watch it downstairs because they did not have cable downstairs (the parents didn't want children watching too much garbage).

    So, she called them and asked them if she could watch cable in the parent's room. Of course, the parents said it was ok, but the babysitter had one final request... she asked if she could cover up the angel statue outside the bedroom window with a blanket or cloth, at the very least close the blinds, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father who was talking to the babysitter at the time said, "Take the children and get out of the house... we will call the police. We do not have an angel statue."

    The police found all three of the house occupants dead within three minutes of the call. No angel statue was ever found.
     
  6. Omg Crumpets

    Omg Crumpets Active Member
    Banned

    Joined:
    Oct 7, 2008
    Posts:
    185
    Referrals:
    0
    Sythe Gold:
    0
    The Statue (full screen pls)

    A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later that night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch TV, but she couldn't watch it downstairs because they did not have cable downstairs (the parents didn't want children watching too much garbage).

    So, she called them and asked them if she could watch cable in the parent's room. Of course, the parents said it was ok, but the babysitter had one final request... she asked if she could cover up the angel statue outside the bedroom window with a blanket or cloth, at the very least close the blinds, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father who was talking to the babysitter at the time said, "Take the children and get out of the house... we will call the police. We do not have an angel statue."

    The police found all three of the house occupants dead within three minutes of the call. No angel statue was ever found.
     
  7. Dustein

    Dustein Guest

    Referrals:
    0
    The Statue (full screen pls)

    osh--
     
  8. Deacon Frost

    Deacon Frost Grand Master
    Banned

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2007
    Posts:
    2,905
    Referrals:
    3
    Sythe Gold:
    57
    The Statue (full screen pls)

    A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later that night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch TV, but she couldn't watch it downstairs because they did not have cable downstairs (the parents didn't want children watching too much garbage).

    So, she called them and asked them if she could watch cable in the parent's room. Of course, the parents said it was ok, but the babysitter had one final request... she asked if she could cover up the angel statue outside the bedroom window with a blanket or cloth, at the very least close the blinds, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father who was talking to the babysitter at the time said, "Take the children and get out of the house... we will call the police. We do not have an angel statue."

    The police found all three of the house occupants dead within three minutes of the call. No angel statue was ever found.
     
  9. Omg Crumpets

    Omg Crumpets Active Member
    Banned

    Joined:
    Oct 7, 2008
    Posts:
    185
    Referrals:
    0
    Sythe Gold:
    0
    The Statue (full screen pls)

    nosrsly.
     
  10. Benwise

    Benwise Hero

    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2007
    Posts:
    5,768
    Referrals:
    6
    Sythe Gold:
    0
    The Statue (full screen pls)

    This story gave me the willie chillies.
     
  11. Deacon Frost

    Deacon Frost Grand Master
    Banned

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2007
    Posts:
    2,905
    Referrals:
    3
    Sythe Gold:
    57
    The Statue (full screen pls)

    C-c-c-c-c-c-combo maker!
     
  12. I l PK l I

    I l PK l I Guru

    Joined:
    Jan 23, 2007
    Posts:
    1,175
    Referrals:
    0
    Sythe Gold:
    224
    The Statue (full screen pls)

    Hahah, vagina.
     
  13. cp

    cp an cat
    Banned

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2007
    Posts:
    3,278
    Referrals:
    6
    Sythe Gold:
    0
    The Statue (full screen pls)

    What is scary about an angle statute on my windows.
     
  14. Omg Crumpets

    Omg Crumpets Active Member
    Banned

    Joined:
    Oct 7, 2008
    Posts:
    185
    Referrals:
    0
    Sythe Gold:
    0
    The Statue (full screen pls)

    It wasn't really a statue. They never owned a statue. It was some creeper who killed them, but she thought he was a statue. But he wasn't.
     
  15. Deacon Frost

    Deacon Frost Grand Master
    Banned

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2007
    Posts:
    2,905
    Referrals:
    3
    Sythe Gold:
    57
    The Statue (full screen pls)

    Shredderbeam, I CHOOSE YOU!
     
  16. Gohan

    Gohan Legend
    Retired Sectional Moderator Cracker Head $25 USD Donor Prince Yobabo

    Joined:
    Mar 16, 2007
    Posts:
    23,694
    Referrals:
    16
    Sythe Gold:
    248
    Discord Unique ID:
    100075291572998144
    Spam Forum Participant Rust Player
    The Statue (full screen pls)

    shut up
     
  17. Deacon Frost

    Deacon Frost Grand Master
    Banned

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2007
    Posts:
    2,905
    Referrals:
    3
    Sythe Gold:
    57
    The Statue (full screen pls)

    open down?
     
  18. Gohan

    Gohan Legend
    Retired Sectional Moderator Cracker Head $25 USD Donor Prince Yobabo

    Joined:
    Mar 16, 2007
    Posts:
    23,694
    Referrals:
    16
    Sythe Gold:
    248
    Discord Unique ID:
    100075291572998144
    Spam Forum Participant Rust Player
    The Statue (full screen pls)

    comment sa va?
     
  19. Deacon Frost

    Deacon Frost Grand Master
    Banned

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2007
    Posts:
    2,905
    Referrals:
    3
    Sythe Gold:
    57
    The Statue (full screen pls)

    phoenix potion
     
  20. aruevsman963

    aruevsman963 Apprentice
    Banned

    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2007
    Posts:
    913
    Referrals:
    0
    Sythe Gold:
    0
    The Statue (full screen pls)

    A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later that night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch TV, but she couldn't watch it downstairs because they did not have cable downstairs (the parents didn't want children watching too much garbage).

    So, she called them and asked them if she could watch cable in the parent's room. Of course, the parents said it was ok, but the babysitter had one final request... she asked if she could cover up the angel statue outside the bedroom window with a blanket or cloth, at the very least close the blinds, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father who was talking to the babysitter at the time said, "Take the children and get out of the house... we will call the police. We do not have an angel statue."

    The police found all three of the house occupants dead within three minutes of the call. No angel statue was ever found.

    C-c-c-c-combo!!!
     
< Epic Scammer Report | Holy Crap, There Is A Spider Ono The Wall. >


 
 
Adblock breaks this site