Hello. I am Elvis.

[i am elvis]

Hello. I am Elvis. Yes, THE Elvis. I am in hiding. You see, the space pirates tried to kill me. So, the Secret Service put me into hiding in a small town. I work at a McDonalds. I am telling you this because I have been fired. I don't have a job, and consequently no money. I need help. I had to break into the library to write this as I don't have a computer. Please help me. It has been a week since I have had a vodka tonic. Thank you.

 

[excell]

ehh... wtf? lol

 

[Billyy]

No-one cares, etc.

 

[5w33t p00p3r]

you poor thing :,[

 

[ownage overdose]

* Plays violin *

 

[Dom]

aww tis' so sad. Even though Elvis' body was buried on T.V., who knows where. I didn't know there were two? :S


FAIL.

 

[OldFinn]

Bugger off, you insignificant little woodworm.

 

[Music Makes Me Pwn]

Elvis = epic failure.

 

[i am elvis]

Bugger off, you insignificant little woodworm.

Once I get some money, I am going to find you, and I will rape you with various fruit. I will videotape it, and post it on this site. I hope you like banana smoothies....

 

[x⁹]

Guys... We need to help this guy. Now. Can't you see he's desparate? I think it's time for a little less conversation and a little more action, please.

 

[i am elvis]

Guys... We need to help this guy. Now. Can't you see he's desparate? I think it's time for a little less conversation and a little more action, please.

Thank you. Please private messge me and I will give you my living whereabouts.

 

[Vlad]

If you want to get your post count up 222 in just one click [it's a hack with these forums] go here. I admit that I did it.

 

[shakaka]

lol

lrntonotbenub

 

[truepunkbret]

elvis aint dead cos i heard him on the radio

 

[Shredderbeam]

Tell me, have you seen the Marvelous Breadfish?