I hate people that do things for attention on purpose and you can just tell, and you're thinking "Wtf?? We all fucking know you are doing that for attention"
Same here, I'm like "0mfg you touch me again I'm gonna fucking stab you"
At which point I pull out a pencil and shank them several times, usually drawing blood.
Same here. Then when you call them retarded or stupid, or make jokes about it they're like " 0 i culd act smert bot i dunt wunt tu" That pisses me off, if you're gonna act retarded I will call you retarded.
Also, I hate it when you're like messing with your friend for a few minutes, like slapping each other on the face . Then like for the rest of the day they keep fucking do it and you're like "0mfg the game was over an hour a fucking go" then you get pissed and punch and or shank them.