Have a look at how bad my resume is.

"cantonese: Mother Tongue - can speak only"


wtf does that mean lolz

 

It's a Chinese dialect, mostly used in Southern China and Hong Kong along with Macau. The majority of Chinese people in the western world speak Cantonese. Go to any Chinatown, and the majority of them will know Cantonese.

-LeetNeo.

 

lolno I know what cantonese and mandarin and han and all of these dialects are, but wtf does "Mother Tongue - can speak only" mean?

 

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It means he can speak his native chinese language, but not write it.

*Facepalm*

 

How do you rate Android phones?

Thinking about getting one.

Suggest me a good one too.

 

k so why didn't he write that? wtf is "Mother Language", literally never heard that before lolz

 

Mother tongue as in my parents taught me Cantonese, but I didn't grow up in a country natively speaking it. I learned it from my parents, and grew up in Canada while my parents taught me it. I can only speak, but not write.

HTC One would be my pick over any other smartphone on the market. 1.7GHz Quadcore, 2GB's of ram, 1080p Super LCD3 screen, 4 ultrapixel camera and 1.8 ultrapixel camera at the front, two poppin' front speakers, aluminum body, some mad mic that can withstand the loudest crowds in like concerts and shit, and a bunch of other shit. Trust me, get the HTC One, you won't be disappointed. Fuck iPhones, only dumbasses who jump on bandwagons get that shit. Even Jon Rettinger from Technobuffalo would pick HTC One over iPhone. Trust bro.

-LeetNeo.

 

10/10 would hire again

 

mother russia

 

My only recommendation is to use a different font. Arial, Tahoma, Verdana, even Helvetica if you have it.

 

that resume looks like it was made for like 17th century.,

 

mmmmm helvetica is sexy.

 

my resume would be more shit than that lel

 

Is this better?



-LeetNeo.

 

better then mine lol

 

I think it's kind of unfair to say "13 years of experience with computers", I mean at age 5, what were you really doing on the computer, playing dialup aol games? I mean I'm not trying to shoot you down, but from a viewpoint of an employer I would think about something like that. To clear it up, you could do the following maybe:

- Grew up using computers since age 5
- began tampering/working on computers since age XX (I understand you might have been young, but 5?)
- Examples of work/projects you have done (make it sound complicated, whether or not they understand it; it stands out I'm telling you)
- Example #2
- Example #3.... and so forth.

Again, I'm not trying to be rude or anything, but this is mediocre at best, it's the kind of resume that goes in the stack apart from the ones that stand out. You need some meat on those bones (in all of the categories). In this day and age, people read resumes more than you would think.

 

Where all are you trying to apply at?

 

Fuck me man, I gotta fix my shit. :-((( And I'm just handing out resumes ERRYWARE IN DA WORLDZ! Also, it's all I could've thought of off the top of my head, my resumes were way worse back in the DAYZ! Hope some nigga calls me up and asks for an interview anyways. But that Toshiba and Intel thang sticks out the most, I think.

-LeetNeo.

 

Well yeah, especially if you plan on giving it out to companies that deal with anything along the lines of computer knowledge, computer repair; giving in very good detail examples of previous work, projects, etc is like your golden ticket. It pretty much forces them to learn that you really do have knowledge in the field. It's how you'll get it into that stack of the stand-off resumes that actually get thoroughly looked at.

It's also good to include a small biography of yourself, and sometimes a picture weirdly enough. Employers like to have a general idea of who is going to walk in through their doors.

 

Alright found this one: HTC One X+ S728e (Black)

It's 64GB however it's only 1GB RAM.

I did find this one though: HTC Butterfly 4G X920d (16GB, White)

Expandable micro sd memory (up to 32GB max), 1.5ghz and 2GB ram.

Cost an extra $60.

So Butterfly > One X?

Will provide pics if requested.