Do you want waffles?

Do you

 

only blue ones -.-

 

nasty little johny -.-

 

johnny*

 

Let me tell you a thing about god damn waffles.

So you go to the store and get a box of ego waffles, and you bring it home and open it up pop 2 in the toaster because you're hungry chow down and go about your day. Maybe the next morning youll pop another two in the toaster and maybe your little brother will have 2 also. Then the next day you'll get home from work / school and maybe pop 2 in the toaster for a snack. Next morning you'll wake up and go downstairs to get some waffles and you'll open the box and there will be ONE MOTHER FUCKING WAFFLE LEFT. It's like, who the fuck eats an odd amount of waffles? If you want waffles eat 2 or if you're really hungry eat 4, don't do any of this pussy 1 or 3 waffle bullshit and ruin somebody else's day when they get stuck with 1 fucking waffle.

 

Dear God.

 

hell yes. that's how we do it in washington.

 

looks like the skid mark i left on the bowel this mornin

 

i've never ate wafles