>Greentext works on sythe too

[MohtasaUnique]

And the solution and tl;dr version is
no one gives a shit, internet or irl

 

[Deathsnova]

I'm going to be the lame one and explain even though your childish simperings pique the sympathy of literally no one from the internet. The fact that you put "partially" in your resume hard-skills screams "amateur" to any professional businessman. It's Life-Skills 101 that you do not use degrading adverbs on a resume, and none at all unless you can prove that you're extraordinary at the aspect you're describing (in this case, your Chinese skills). Secondly, you cannot get fired in the USA (and maybe the UK, but I don't know about that for sure) because you lied about your proficiency in a language, because unless you passed an LPT (language proficiency test) it's all subjective, and therefore you're technically not skilled in any way shape or form in Chinese. So unless you claimed to have passed a certain level of LPT when you actually haven't, it would be wrongful termination. Lastly, unless your job description spells out the requirement for fluent Chinese, or outlines a duty concerning regular conversing with Chinese-speaking customers, they most CERTAINLY didn't hire you because you can say "WO DE PENGYOU NI HAO MA?!". If it DOES stipulate the need for fluent Chinese, then you're fucked AND you're an idiot for applying for a job when you have sketchy (if any) skills in the Chinese language.

Came back to this post 3 years later to say FUCK YOU because now i'm fluent in chinese with a "LPT" its called HSK 4, bitch.

 

[Jay]

Came back to this post 3 years later to say FUCK YOU because now i'm fluent in chinese with a "LPT" its called HSK 4, bitch.

LOL came back 3 years later

 

[Pulpy Orange]

Help guys what do.
I just got a part-time job at a takeaway place close to where i live. On my resume i put "Partially Fluent in Mandarin - Been learning for 5 years".
This is true, i have been learning chinese for 5 years, but im not sure how fluent i am. Both my boss's (Husband and wife) were born in china. I am honestly pretty much fucked if they ask me a question that doesn't involve colours or personality or education. My first shift is next week. If they start saying random asian shit to me what do i do? QQ.


tl;dr;
penis

Take Care For YOur self hahahaha
Btw asian films cant stop talking nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu
Im asian people but myself do not like asian chanel .. makes me bored ...

 

[Loyal 2 da game]

wow only took you another 3 years, kys

 

[Pulpy Orange]

Came back to this post 3 years later to say FUCK YOU because now i'm fluent in chinese with a "LPT" its called HSK 4, bitch.

3 Years ,,, Good Luck ... hahahaha

 

[MohtasaUnique]

Came back to this post 3 years later to say FUCK YOU because now i'm fluent in chinese with a "LPT" its called HSK 4, bitch.

Came back to say that, still, literally no one cares

 

[Shall Skill]

Came back to say that, still, literally no one cares

I'm kinda proud of the guy.

I care deathsnova

 

[MohtasaUnique]

I'm kinda proud of the guy.

I care deathsnova

oh    

 

Came back to this post 3 years later to say FUCK YOU because now i'm fluent in chinese with a "LPT" its called HSK 4, bitch.

Some got trolled pretty hard, for three years straight.

 

[Deathsnova]

I'm kinda proud of the guy.

I care deathsnova

thank you.

we did it fam.

2 more years of this shitty degree and i can move back to China and stack the paper while the bubbles still there.

 

End your life.

 

[Deathsnova]

End your life.

how dare you fucking say that to me you piece of shit. What an absolute piece of human garbage you are. Remind me, vegas was less than 2 years ago? The time you were popping multitudes of pills, telling people you were gonna kill yourself for attention and being a debby downer just to ruin everyone elses experience?

Just because life seems to be treating you good recently, doesn't mean everyones getting the same easy ride that you are getting. You have no idea how life is treating other people, what they're going through, what hardships or burdens they are dealing with. Petition to have real life threats and encouragement of suicide to be a 2 week forum-wide ban. I used to tell people to kill themselves, when i was 12 on call of duty. How fuckin old are you now to still be this inconsiderate and insecure? I wonder if your girlfriend got hit by a bus and your WoW account got hacked if you'd still be going around telling people to commit suicide online. How fucking dare you marcell, i always thought you were better than this but I guess life has been so easy for you lately you became conceited and bad-willed. for fucking shame, man.

 

lol you're mad.

 

[MohtasaUnique]

lol you're mad.

we'll write his tombstone in chinese so he can read it after he kills himself

 

[Deathsnova]

lol you're mad.

go fuck yourself you inconsiderate loser

 

[Niche]

Off topic but funny,

I thought my 3-year-old son to squint his eyes using his fingers and say "Ching Chong Ching Chong I'm a Chinese man"

Wife doesn't care for me most of the time.

On topic,

Maybe you should try that.

Edit #3,

Seems as though that'll be unnecessary as this is a very old post. Disregard.