Good excuses to get out of things?

Yeah man you can't go wrong with study/need to help mom

 

ok its simple...

"hey man wanna hang out today"
"sorry im doing your mam"
"ya what?!?!"
"i said... IM DOING YOUR MAM"


then he doesnt call you anymore?

simples

 

Why not just tell him you need some personal space or just tell him you dont like going places lol.

 

"oh My Gut I Got Fucking Diarrhea!"

 

If I don't wanna do something, I just say I have to work...or, but this only works for me...I get weekly allergy shots so any time I have to make an excuse, I'm getting my allergy shot that day. Convenient because nobody knows where I get them or how long it takes haha.

 

Liquid-fire shits.

It works.

 

I just say I'm doing homework. He'll say I'm lying. I say no, really, if you want to you can come over and help me with it. He says no. Then I play Runescape.

I'm too cool.

 

Here is what I do if a friend wants to chill or something:
So he calls and asks to hang out, here are my excuses:

"Sorry man, got to clean my room and crap, got to like clean it, clean closet, clean all of the drawers, it'll take a while."

"I can't today. I promised my parents that I would help them around."

"Sorry, I sprained my leg yesterday playing (sport). So I can barely walk."

"My parents are pissed, so they aren't letting me do anything today, sorry."

"I got in a fight with some kid, cops got involved and my parents grounded me for the week/month/etc..."

"I have to go somewhere, I might be back late."


It's not that hard to make up excuses actually.

 

hey girl
you can tell her that there are plenty fish in the sea!
wht do you like to invite me , you can find a better one