God in Scheme

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God in Scheme
  1. Unread #1 - Mar 4, 2008 at 6:27 PM
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    God in Scheme

    Code:
    (define (love target) 
      (define people-to-love (list humanity))
      (make-love
        (car people-to-love))
      (love (cdr people-to-love)))
    Contribute your versions of God.
     
  3. Unread #2 - Mar 4, 2008 at 6:35 PM
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    Code:
    <?PHP
    foreach($ people as $ person) {
    $ God->love($ person);
    }
    ?>
    Dunno, just following what you're doing.
     
  5. Unread #3 - Mar 5, 2008 at 3:30 AM
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    Pascal/Delphi
    Code:
    people := Total_Births;
    for count 1 to people do
    begin
    if person[count] = 'black' or person[count] = 'jewish' then
    IsPersonLoved[count] := false;
    else
    IsPersonLoved[count] := true;
    end
    i think it plays along well?
     
  7. Unread #4 - Mar 5, 2008 at 6:47 AM
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    Code:
    public class Jesus extends God implements Faith {
      public static void main(String[] args) {
        Jesus jesus = new Jesus();
        jesus.healPeople();
        jesus.create(bread, fish, wine);
        jesus.die();
        new Church();
      }
    }
     
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    ROFL @ Wow Sucks for the warning :D
     
  11. Unread #6 - Mar 5, 2008 at 5:16 PM
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    I see no declaration of this array "person".
     
  13. Unread #7 - Mar 6, 2008 at 4:16 AM
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    Code:
    var person: array[1..6600000000] of string;
    { last approximationg of the world's population was 6.6 billion in september 2007. }
    happy?
     
  15. Unread #8 - Mar 17, 2008 at 4:43 AM
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    needs moar programming.
     
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