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This. Is win.

 

Actually, i think its quite fail :laugh:


(For all you slow people, he posted the same joke, and someone said he was win =| )

 

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Why was cinderella fired from disney channel?

She was caught sitting on pinochio's face screaming "LIE YOU ^#%^%"

 

OH. lol. Oh well. The actual joke is good.

 

I got a good one

One day at the beach, a little girl asks her mom why a lot of girls have bigger boobs than her. The mom says "Well, the bigger the boobs, the dumber the girl". Her son then comes up and asks her why some guys have bigger penises than him. The mom says "Well, the bigger the penis, the dumber the guy". Ten minutes later, the daughter runs up to her mom and says "Mommy, quick! Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets!"

:nuts:

 

HAHAHA!

I got a good one;
Where do kings keep their armies?
In their sleevies!

 

Guy 1: My Dog has no nose.
Guy 2: Really? How does he smell?!
Guy 1: TERRIBLE!


Anyone who's anyone knows that's been proven to be the best joke ever.

 

a man is getting a drink at his local bar.
when he walks out he sees a police man writing up a ticket
the man says hey you fucking asshole!
so the police man writes up another second ticket for another thing
then the man says you look like a skinhead you little bastard!
so the police man writes up another fourth ticket for another thing.
after a while he writes about eight tickets.. the man walks away smiling because it wasnt his car!

 

Lmfao I laughed so hard at that irl. Not because it was funny, just the way you typed it lol you seemed so sure of yourself lol.

That joke should win .

 

Lol heres a really good one my friend told me a while back.

"New idea to stop people from prank pulling the fire alarm!!

The fake fire alarm pulling may be eliminated through the use of the ingenious newly developed call box. To pull the fire alarm the person must render their hand into the box, pull the switch which signals an immediate call to the fire station.

The box will then lock on the persons hand, stopping all pranksters from this harmful prank. The police will then arrive and unlock the persons hand, therefore they can't get away with calling a fake fire."

Lol.

[email protected]. I reaaally need a pin right now.

 

lol....that firealarm one was so dry....

 

loooooool

 

I had diarrhea earlier and shouted out "Earth Blast" !!!!!

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-Knock, Knock

- Who's There?

- Me.

 

what is the best part of a woman ghost's body.

her boooooooobies

 

For People who actually UNDERSTAND THIS JOKE here it goes.


One night an 18 year old boy took his girlfreind at midnight on their top bunkbed while the 18 year old brother )6 years old( is on the bottom bunk bed. The 18 year old then whispered to his girlfreind tomatoes means faster salad means slower. he then proceeded with tomatoes , no salad, tomatoes, salad.

After about 10 minutes the little brother then says stop making sandwhiches! ur getting mayonase all over me..




This joke is for the people who arent kids like 60 % of forum is.

 

Heck no this jokes way old man we told this back in grade 4 rofl.

 

Ooooh, man, that's badddd.

 

i honestly heard the sandwich joke in 4th grade. im now a senior in highschool.

 

Okay, so this guy comes home from work, and his wife is like, lets have sex. so hes like what color condom do you want tonight? She said yellow. After they had sex he threw it out of the window so his kids wouldn't find it in their garbage. The next day he comes home and she wants to have sex again. He asks her what color she wants, and she says yellow, but he ran out, so he told her he was going to buy some new condoms, but he actually went outside to get the old condom. He saw this little kid(about 8 years old) playing with it. Hes like, hey kid, can i buy that 'toy' from you for 2$, the kid said no, the guy was like, how about 5$?, the kid is like alright. Later that day the kid was at home and asked his mom to go get icecream, she said, "I don't have any money son, Sorry" so the little boy was like, i have 5$. She asked how he got the 5$ and he said, "I Sold a man a twinkie i found on the side of the road, but guess what, i sucked out all the cream filling."

pm me the pin if you think this joke deserves it.


Also another that i made up from the 99 hunter joke.

Your Mom is so fat that she has more chins than the chinese phonebook.