see, this is why we don't get along. i'm trying to maturely express my intentions, and you have to resort to racial slurs and imply that my mother views sythe.org threads, which she most likely doesn't. i am, however, willing to forgive.. if you can find it in yourself to draft up a substantial apology. i will ONLY accept this in paragraph form. this offer will expire within the next business week, so you might want to get started on the rough draft today.
matt, this is your last chance to remain in my good graces. please do not waste it.. you will regret it later if you do.