Girlfriend wont put out

So i was talking to my girlfriend and i was like "man im bored, what do you wanna do?" She told me that she needed some fingernail polish, wart remover, implants, valtrex . I don't know. So I told her im not shopping with her, and lets just go see a movie or something.So we get to the move theater, and comes the choice on what to see. Personally I wanted to see Saw V, but she wanted to see some shit about bees. We ended up leaving because I told her I would just make out with her the whole time if I wasn't interested in the movie. She told me why not just go back to her house, that way we can do more and we don't have to pay. So we go back to her house and we start things up. I then hear a knock at the door, I ignore it. The knocks are inconsistent for the next minute or so. I pull my pants up and go answer the door. There were four guys who started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in belair. I begged and pleaded with her day after day, but she packed my suite case and send me on my way. She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, I might as well kick it. First class, yo this is bad, drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of belair Living like? Hmm this might be alright. But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that is belair the type of place they send this cool cat? I don't think sow I'll see when I get there, I hope they're prepared for the prince of belair. Well, the plane landed and when I came out there was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out. I ain't trying to get arrested I just got here. I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare, but I thought now forget it yo homes to belair. I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell you later. I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of belair

 

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Vagina.

 

wow. someone actually caught on. good job. there were two hidden suprises.

 

This is weird.

 

Why the fuck would you ask this on a RS cheating site?​

 

hahaha nice

 

I don't get it what doesn't she put outside? It looks normal... And bel air is not a real place

 

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Spam forum is getting worse and worse... Come up with your own memes. These are old and boring

 

D: I just use photobucket, i'll start making my own, sorry =(

 

Lool I thought it was a real story at first.

 

Phil got punkd!!!