Most Awkward Situations you been in?!

Ok here's a few of mine:

1.) Me and my friends were sharing popcorn in the cinema and passing the tub between each other. So I go grab the popcorn not looking. Let's Just say I grabbed something else of my friends, the popcorn was on the other side.

2.) Had a hard-on in class lol and was told to come up to the front, was for no apperent reason like it happens. The teacher asked me again to come up and I just stayed still. My friend who's sitting next me goes " Timmy can't come to the front right now he's pitching a tent mmkay" Everyone laughed I go lol shut up. Luckily the teacher moved onto the next person buiyng me a few mins where I tryed desperatley to think of a fat chick naked lol.

3.) My mum walked in on me while my gf was giving me the oral service, who she hadn't actually met yet, she just said "OMG! sorry, who's this then?" I'm like ffs not now just go away! 0.0

C'mon don't be afraid to share your's lol

 

ROFL nice ones haha

well i was sitting between these two hot chicks on the bus and all of a sudden i had to let one go really really bad. i coudn't hold it in so i just blew like the nosiest stinkiest fart of my life right on the bus . stunk up the while fucken bus haha. the two chicks had to movve cus it smelled so bad

 

i was sucking on a jolly rancher next to the hot girl at scool and it fell out of my mouth and it fell on her arm then into her braw

 

haha i cant really top those, but i have a couple not-so-embarrassing ones

i once was going to go sneak out to go drinking with the neighbor girls in the middle of the night... but i couldn't get my window open

i was showing off my impressive drawer full of knives and pulled it out all the way. they all crashed to the floor, then i say "hey look, they all missed Chris's foot!" which kind of saved me from further humiliation.

ill add more later... im not thinking well now

 

haha mines funny.. well my ex was givin my a good hand/ blow job and she just kept goin until it all came out , well so happens that when it came out it got all over my pants!!! i freaked out and she laughed, i had to leave the party without ne one knowing change pants at home and come back without ne one seeing me..

 

that doesnt sound very embarrassing. i think you just wanted to tell everyone that you've had a blowjob

 

When I was 11, I was in...I think it was Future Shop, and I was checking the games out on the Xbox console, and I THOUGHT I was beside my dad. I reached for 'my dad's arms,' saying, "Dad, look at this, when I realized it was a completely total stranger. He was staring at me, looking at my hand grabbing his arm, like I was a total lunatic. What was even worse was that his wife beside him was laughing her head off.

A shopping cart tipped over and fell on my legs.

Haha. Oral service on Ajay.

 

if u wanna get rid of a hard then just relax your buttocks and dont squeeze or flex them in anyway.
i took a dump in a girls mouth while t bagging her...jk.
i pissed on her eyes a little bit

 

i just quoted that in my sig XD

 

cool, it works too. if u go see my other posts i always have something funny to say

 

Haha parents walking in when your looking at porn

 

Yep agreed there... Happens a lot.

But the most embarrassing one for me was when my brother hot as tutor rocked up at the door i got out of bed to answer and me still half asleep opened the door naked... to this day i still try to avoid her.

2.
Getting the most drunk ive ever been and running around asking every one at the party for condoms... Then i saw the tape the next day...

 

rofl i laughed irl over the pissing in the eyes, my most arkward thing probly when a mates grandad just died of cancer and i wasnt even thinking and told a cancer joke the next day

 

lolz 1 tyme i was wit gf nd we waz fking, we was at her nans house.
Her nan walkd in den waz lyk woah bich i r tellin ur parentz on u.
mn it was so akward.
I playd it cool tho, I jst sat n d lounge n had a coek.

 

Hmm, well the porn thing happens a lot, LoL.

embarrasing moments? ever had ur gf online with you and saying all this really awkward and embarassing stuff and then ur bro is right behind you lookin at ur conversation? MAN GTFO LOL!

Duuude, this is gonna be one funny topic.

 

lmfao so true, what a lamer...

haha to bad ajay, thank god i haven't had any of those moments.. well my was when i was doing my missus and my mate walked in the idiot and then he goes can i join in lol ... but she was getting it to hard to even laugh lol but it was funny situation

 

if you think having your parents walk on you watching porn is embarising, try having them watching with you. i still have nightmares....

 

Not really awkward, but me and maybe like 20 friends always get a season pass to Wild Waves and Enchanted Village every summer (its a theme/water park), and they have a huge wave pool (for you nerds that dont go out side and know what it is, its a large pool and at 1 side theres a wave maker), so at times, me and my friends spot some hella bomb chick, we go maybe 10 feet in front of her, then when the wave hits, we go flying back and try to snag their tops off... About 2 years ago we did it and the girl tried to file sexual harassment on us, but we just told the staff that because of the force of the waves, we couldnt stop and we accidently bumped into the girl, which caused her to loose her top.

So yeah, its pretty fun.

 

:\ i was showing some computer nubs some of the basics of computers, like which parts which and such, and I just got done with a lecture on hot swapping, and my computer teacher tells me to switch out the ram for another module so i did....and the computer was on......

 

Try having them walk in on you while jackin off over porn.