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  1. Unread #1 - Oct 8, 2008 at 9:53 PM
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    Post all the funny statistics you know here! *PLEASE* ONLY POST LEGIT STATISTICS

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    Did you know, someone who is obese, has a 250% CHANCE OF SURVIVING IN A CAR CRASH, as opposed to someone under weight, or of "normal" health.

    (As proven on "Manswers")
     
  3. Unread #2 - Oct 9, 2008 at 4:25 PM
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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The tip of a 1/3 inch long hour-hand on a wristwatch travels at 0.00000275 mph[/FONT]
     
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    The average telephone contains more bacteria than your face.
     
  7. Unread #4 - Oct 9, 2008 at 5:04 PM
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    You are 4 times more likely to die during sex, if your partner isn't your wife.
     
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    30% of kids are inactive or sedentary. Maybe some of you guys on these forums are apart of that 30%.
     
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    82.7% of statistics are made up on the spot.
     
  13. Unread #7 - Oct 9, 2008 at 7:35 PM
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    ROFL, hahhha, omg, that is epic!!
     
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    That is absolutely hilarious.. and somehow is sadly true... :D
     
  17. Unread #9 - Oct 9, 2008 at 7:52 PM
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    A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans
    Ouch
     
  19. Unread #10 - Oct 9, 2008 at 8:01 PM
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    90% of people say that at least 86% of statistics are made up 70% of the time
     
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    When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a speed of a millionth of a second.
     
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    94.6% of people who make posts in colored font are attention craving assholes.
     
  25. Unread #13 - Oct 9, 2008 at 10:06 PM
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    NUHUH!!!!!!!!!!!

    Admire me for using colors please :)

    Ok, but one I seriously heard... like 72% of highschool teachers have taught fully intoxicated over 5 times. Dont know where, but it was in a book of random facts...
     
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    I'm not sure what the exact percent was but I heard it on the Glenn Beck radio show and it was something like 65% of the sub prime loans that are going into/have gone into forclosures were loands to people of the latin population.
     
  29. Unread #15 - Oct 9, 2008 at 11:05 PM
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    70 percent of ppl in jail are black 25 percent are hispanic
     
  31. Unread #16 - Oct 9, 2008 at 11:10 PM
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    In Kentucky, it's the law that a person must take a bath once a year.
     
  33. Unread #17 - Oct 10, 2008 at 1:02 AM
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    Yeah right, glass doesn't move at 3000 mph.
    If it did, it would become deadly shrapnel, even if you dropped a drinking glass on the ground. The shards would just fly right through you.

    Idiot.
     
  35. Unread #18 - Oct 10, 2008 at 1:52 AM
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    what makes you think that it doesn't go right through you? it's not like it's talking about a big piece of glass, it could be the shards and they would go through you such as the way a x ray machine works
     
  37. Unread #19 - Oct 10, 2008 at 5:30 AM
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    The other 5%?

    1/1,000,000 chances happen 1/10 :)
     
  39. Unread #20 - Oct 10, 2008 at 5:42 AM
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    I think he was talking about the cracks, rather than the actual glass's speed of decent as it falls.
     
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