Funny pickup lines

[Herecomestrouble]

Hello everyone, i decided tomake one of these *blah blah blah games*
Basically you have tomake it funny, and it doesnt have to do with an above poster.

Guess my favorite one and you will get a secret prize.


Have fun!

 

[snowskater71]

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

You know what? Your eyes are the same colour as my Porsche.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

 

[Damien0124]

*trow a icecube on the floor, and step on it
So, now I broke the ice

 

[_Veteran_]

Lol good one snowskater ps nice thread .. really made me laugh .. u need 2-3 more pages tho ^^

 

[Cardboardcorny]

Do your feet hurt? Cause you've been running around my mind all day!

 

[itzkirby]

I wish I were your math problem because then I'll be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

 

[Whore]

Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?

 

[Osmosis]

If your left leg was Christmas, and your right leg Easter, I'd like to visit you in between the holidays.

You have 227 bones in your body, want another one?

 

[chr1s]

My magical watch says you not wearing any underwear..."What?!? yes i am?!"...oh i must be 10 minutes fast...

 

[Aussie King]

im an astronaunt and my next stop is uranus

edit: and also: do you have the time, because i got the place