Funniest/Greatist way to die?

planking on top of a women then falling off a highrise building

 

i could probably vouch myself for closest near funny death.

i was on a bouncy castle and someone in a sumo suit fell on my neck, it can click my neck and cant play sports now. if anyone wants the news print pm me.

woulda been fuck funny if you did not know me and you heard about it, laughing just thinking about it.

 

If I could choose it'd probably be something typical like jumping off a building.

The pain wouldn't last long (hopefully lolol) and the thrill would be ecstatic

 

First take crazy glue and put it in your pocket. Take a sharp long cheese grading string, attach one end to the ceiling somehow and the other end tie as a noose. stand on a chair, put it around your neck, and tighten. Take the crazy glue out of your pocket, and glue your right hand to your right cheek and left hand to your left cheek. Now the funny part begins. Jump of the chair, in a few days when they find you, it will look as if you pulled your head off.

 

sniffing red fire ants.

 

Get stabbed

 

there all great=)

 

Doesn't matter, as long as I'm not sober.

 

getting caught in a terrorist attack at a mall with the girl you love and
the terrorist chucks a nade at you you push her out of the way and jump
on the grenade and say i love you! to your girl and shes like no0o0o0o
grenade blows up, you wake up from the dream and sigh in relief only to
find a colt 45 hand cannon pointed at your head by the girl you love she
squeezes the trigger and you die again!

 

that would suck

 

Die while getting laid. That's how genghis khan died..

 

lol did not know that

 

Actually one of the best ones I've ever heard, bravo sir

 

get fucked by a knife

 

If i knew i had a week to live, i'd just get wasted for the entire week on whatever i could get my hands on. :/

 

LMFAO@ Pic #2

 

eaten by a shark

 

By jumping off of a large, very crowded on the inside and out, public building, holding a HUUUUGGGEEEE sign, saying: I AM ALIVE!