Why are people so keen to express judgement about the ''stupidity'' of others? I find it disgusting, inappropriate, and rude. Certain people, including myself, have a genetic predisposition to drink alcohol more than others and be affected adversely by it. We are all humanly different and respond to drugs differently -- some of us can acknowledge our individual limits whilst drunk, and others just keep on going. It isn't indicative of a person's intelligence, so get off your high horse and come on back down to Earth.
I also find this remark disgusting and rude. I commend the OP's manner of dealing with his friend - he responded proactively and did all he could to ensure the safety of his friend, like any good friend would do. There have been countless times when I have done the same for my friends, and have gotten us out of some pretty scary situations. For you to remark that ''you're glad you don't ever go drinking with anybody like you'' is prejudiced and, frankly, foolish. You do not know me, but I can sure as Hell say from your prudish remarks that I'd rather drink a cup of intestinal fluids than spend a night out with you. Reet?
Incidentally, we're all young, beautiful (some of us) and frisking. Those that know how to have a good time will inevitably occasionally have too good a time sometimes. It's simply ridiculous to sit and wave fingers calling others ''stupid'', when, in fact, you'll all find that you'll make mistakes in some areas of life. There have been countless times where I have ended up lying in the side of the road too drunk to stand up, but this is all part of being young, and it's important to learn how to be streetwise. I very much doubt some of you even leave World of Warcraft to see what real life looks like, so when you go out regularly and do occasionally encounter those that have had a bit too much to drink, let me know when you tell them to their face that they're ''stupid''.