zombie apocalypse? oh nao!!

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zombie apocalypse? oh nao!!
  1. Unread #1 - Mar 16, 2011 at 6:26 AM
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    zombie apocalypse? oh nao!!

    So I'm preparing for the zombie apocalypse. So far I have 500 lbs of canned food, 3 male tigers, 1 katana, 1 chainsaw, and 20gb of porn.

    What else should I get?
     
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    zombie apocalypse? oh nao!!

    A noose and hang yourself.
     
  5. Unread #3 - Mar 16, 2011 at 6:41 AM
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    Who would ride my fucking tigers into battle then? Silly child is silly.
     
  7. Unread #4 - Mar 16, 2011 at 6:55 AM
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    zombie apocalypse? oh nao!!

    3 of your favorite pornstars, 60 mill condoms, another 4500lbs of canned food, 5000L bottled water, the US army, Charlie Sheen, and a pair of testicles.
     
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    Motor bike. Get away from those mofo's asap.
     
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    zombie apocalypse? oh nao!!

    A few hundred thousand planks all compact fitted into my small backpack, and a bag of nails?

    "20gb of porn"


    ^ ^ I lol'd
     
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    zombie apocalypse? oh nao!!

    20gb enough? I hate re-runs.

    Lol @ raziex. I have a feeling Charlie sheen will be the first to turn into a zombie. He wilk probably be like level 9001.
     
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    zombie apocalypse? oh nao!!

    I'm Bi-Winning?

    *remix*
     
  17. Unread #9 - Mar 16, 2011 at 8:52 AM
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    zombie apocalypse? oh nao!!

    If your not bi-winning with me your with the trolls.
     
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    zombie apocalypse? oh nao!!

    You need some netflix.
     
  21. Unread #11 - Mar 16, 2011 at 9:36 AM
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    zombie apocalypse? oh nao!!

    no worries bro, already got that shit.

    anybody got weapon suggestions?
     
  23. Unread #12 - Mar 16, 2011 at 9:46 AM
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    zombie apocalypse? oh nao!!

    You might want some women to repopulate the world.

    Shotguns are the only way to go. Plus maybe a machine gun.
     
  25. Unread #13 - Mar 16, 2011 at 11:39 AM
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    zombie apocalypse? oh nao!!

    I don't wanna get some fuckin stds or somethin. But maybe ill rescue Megan fox, Taylor swift, and your mom. That should be good

    Shotguns are good, ill add that to the list. I'll need like 4x372738382828 rounds too. I should probably invest in a solar powered ray gun.
     
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    youz gunna need some black men to help you steal from the other survivors :\
     
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    You also need a zombie in a cage a blowdart gun. that would be a fun couple of weeks.
     
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  33. Unread #17 - Mar 19, 2011 at 5:03 PM
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    zombie apocalypse? oh nao!!

    hahahaha THIS^
     
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    zombie apocalypse? oh nao!!

    kid.

    Love your swasfuck.

    :D
     
  37. Unread #19 - Mar 19, 2011 at 10:59 PM
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    zombie apocalypse? oh nao!!

    ty sir, your welcum to have it.
     
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    zombie apocalypse? oh nao!!

    kid, wanna buy phr33 secs?
     
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