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i just gave my sister a facial
  1. Unread #1 - Jan 8, 2010 at 7:51 AM
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    i just gave my sister a facial
    fuck. so last night i was in bed fappin, right? i ejaculated prematurely and didnt want to make a mess so i ran real quick toward the bathroom. it just started going off and in the hallways i collided with my 6 year old sister. so she was basically like wtf and said 'ew what is that'. i pulled my pants up real quick and walked her to the bathroom to wash all the stuff from her face. wtf do i do guys? shes asleep right now but she might get up and tell my parents. omg plz help.
     
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  3. Unread #2 - Jan 8, 2010 at 7:55 AM
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    i just gave my sister a facial
    You do it again, when she's asleep k?
     
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  5. Unread #3 - Jan 8, 2010 at 7:57 AM
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    i just gave my sister a facial
    Holy shit ur screwed, lol. Erm, tell her you were building a project with this sticky glue and you got some on your hands and ran to the bathroom, you ran into her and now it got on her. Wash it off and hope she doesn't ask questions.
     
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  7. Unread #4 - Jan 8, 2010 at 8:01 AM
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    i just gave my sister a facial
    shit but i think she saw my dick. we have one of those night lights in the wall way. omg what if she asks questions when she grows up? fuck fuck fuck
     
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  9. Unread #5 - Jan 8, 2010 at 8:05 AM
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    i just gave my sister a facial
    Say you sleep naked. Better that than what u were doing.
     
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  11. Unread #6 - Jan 8, 2010 at 8:06 AM
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    i just gave my sister a facial
    Might have to adjust the story building a bridge naked? Hmmmm
     
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  13. Unread #7 - Jan 8, 2010 at 8:07 AM
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    i just gave my sister a facial
    She WILL remember if u make it a big deal, do NOT bring it up, and try talkig about something she likes.
     
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  15. Unread #8 - Jan 8, 2010 at 8:23 AM
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    i just gave my sister a facial
    dont say anything to her, if ur parents ask what u got on her face, just say it was glue, they wont believe her.
     
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  17. Unread #9 - Jan 8, 2010 at 8:30 AM
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    i just gave my sister a facial
    Agreed, u ever heard of lookboth ways before crossing the road? Same thing applies...
     
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  19. Unread #10 - Jan 8, 2010 at 9:26 AM
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    i just gave my sister a facial
    Lol everybody's taking it all srs, wtf?
     
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  21. Unread #11 - Jan 8, 2010 at 9:40 AM
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    i just gave my sister a facial
    Good job, Grave.
     
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  23. Unread #12 - Jan 8, 2010 at 9:58 AM
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    i just gave my sister a facial
    lold. Cool story bro =)
     
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  25. Unread #13 - Jan 8, 2010 at 10:09 AM
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    i just gave my sister a facial
    ask your mom... She is a very wise woman, shell know wht Is to be done
     
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  27. Unread #14 - Jan 8, 2010 at 10:31 AM
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    i just gave my sister a facial
    How could she see your 1 inch penis?
     
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  29. Unread #15 - Jan 8, 2010 at 10:40 AM
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    i just gave my sister a facial
    6 years-old to 40 years-old.. In short she is a woman and they never forget anything. You're Doomed...
     
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  31. Unread #16 - Jan 8, 2010 at 11:08 AM
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    i just gave my sister a facial
    hahahaha
     
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  33. Unread #17 - Jan 8, 2010 at 12:31 PM
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    i just gave my sister a facial
    I did this once.

    I'm sure your sister remembers, and she didn't say anything to your parents.
     
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  35. Unread #18 - Jan 8, 2010 at 1:38 PM
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    i just gave my sister a facial
    MMmmmm

    wait...
     
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  37. Unread #19 - Jan 8, 2010 at 1:43 PM
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    i just gave my sister a facial
    Hey grave, that's sick, but you should just say, you were doing something with glue it went into your pants(like it was the whole thing) and you pulled them down to avoid things(you know), so you ran into bath to clean your legs and shit...
     
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  39. Unread #20 - Jan 8, 2010 at 2:18 PM
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    i just gave my sister a facial
    holy shit you guys are srs? what a bunch of dumbasses
     
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