{WOMB}How to be with a guy!{WOMB}

I know there aren't many girls and or gay members of sythe. But it still is helpful to make this guide! I know a bit about relationships. I'm a guy. I have friends that are guys. I think this qualifies me.




Few ground rules

1. Don't be bitchy towards friends/ start drama. Just makes it incredibly complicated. Guys don't like having to date a social liability.

2. Don't fool around with best friends. JUST DON'T. Jealous and just messes things up.

3. Don't be a prude. You can go slow (helps make things special) but don't abstain from giving him some tender lovin'.

4. Don't have him do all the work. Make the first move some times. Turn on for many guys.

5. Don't moan like a playboy bunny (unless you are). Otherwise it is weird.

6. Know what you are doing. Experimentation is fine, but have a rough idea of what you are trying to do *wink* *wink* no teeth.

7. Don't be gross! Shaving is nice, legs, underarms, and hoo-hahs. Also being clean and smelling nice is a necessity. Would you want him to be dirty?

8. Don't flirt and not follow through. Like being a tease. It sucks

9. Don't invite to weird movies. Like the lovely bones. Little girl getting raped isn't a turn on. Unless your man is fucked up. In which case you should run away.

10. HANG OUT. Like 1-2 times a week min. and one of those times should be hooking up. Otherwise we boys get bored. Especially in fap-free February.

11. Don't try to make guys jealous. Cuz they will get mad as well.

12. Don't do drugs. Like smoking weed is okay but too much is blech. Alcohol is chill though.

13. Religion. Don't bring it up.

14. Don't get worked up about much. Just be relaxed and calm around him.

15. For you its bros before hoes. Your guy before friends.

16. Don't ask about fapping habits. This should be obvious

17. Don't talk to parents too much


Will be updated soon​