Favorite Quotes

I have two.

Tupac -
"you can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, even months analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, should've, would've happened or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the f*** on. "

George S. Patton
I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom.”

 

This is gonna turn ugly real fast but I'll be one of the few non-trollers.
Here's my favorite quotes:

No man ever died from working to hard but why take a chance?

Unknown

Stop having a boring tuna,stop having a boring life.

Vince Offer Slap Chop

 

Holy shit you drove that car right into a helicopter!!
"I was out of bullets"
Bruce Willis =)

 

"I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him [Lennox Lewis]. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."
-Mike Tyson

 

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.
- John Lennon

 

"If you could reason with Religious people there would be no Religious people."
-House

"Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes."
-Mahatma Gandhi

Another one of my favorites is in my signature.

 

IDK- "They said, the day a black man becomes president, pigs will fly; two months later, we had swine flu."

 

2 MORE I just fell in love with.
"The only difference between an Atheist and a monkey is;one has more than 2 working brain cells and the other one is an Atheist."

~~~~Steve Harvey~~~~

Fervid atheism is usually a screen for repressed religion.

WILHELM STEKEL

 

"Believing there's no God means I can't really be forgiven except by kindness and faulty memories. That's good... I have to try and treat people right the first time around." - Penn Jillette

 

"Fuck your God."

- Everyone.

 

“Behind every successful man there's a lot of unsuccessful years.” -Bob Brown

"Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes." -Mahatma Gandhi

“Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.” -Robert Francis Kennedy

"I know this world is ruled by infinite intelligence. Everything that surrounds us- everything that exists - proves that there are infinite laws behind it. There can be no denying this fact. It is mathematical in its precision." -Thomas A. Edison

"What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad." -The Matrix

"If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain." -The Matrix

"Many failures...did not realize how close they were to success" -Thomas Edison

"You create your own universe as you go along" -Winston Churchill

"The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain." -Khalil Gibran

"Whatever it is you are feeling is a perfect reflection of what is in the process of becoming" -Esther Hicks

"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." -Benjamin Franklin

"Insubordination may only be the evidence of a strong mind." -Napoleon Bonaparte

"Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong." -Peter T. McIntyre

"The world has the habit of making room for the man whose words and actions show that he knows where he is going." -Napoleon Hill

"He is able who thinks he is able" -Buddha

"The mind is not a vessel to be filled, it is a fire to be ignited" -Plutarch

"The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. " -Edward Phelps

"It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated." -Alec Bourne

"We are students of words; we are shut up in schools, and colleges, and recitation rooms, for ten or fifteen years, and come out at last with a bag of wind, a memory of words, and do not know a thing." – Ralph Waldo Emerson

"A human being is a part of a whole, called by us _universe_, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest... a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty." -Albert Einstein

 

"The Australian nation is a nation of blow-ins and we've got the lot here – bog Irish, reffos, dagos, wogs, slopes, you name it."
Bill Leak - Cartoonist

 

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Sythe has a lot of quotes I like...I've said some quotes too, but i seem to commonly forget them.

 

LMFAO He even said "you're going to love my nuts!"

 

I also like "Onion makes you cry,lifes hard as it is you don't need to cry anymore.

 

"Christ was a fucking fag, he liked to dress in drag"

-Straight power.

 

Atheism is just a softer word for coward.
~Stephen Colbert~
Only reason Atheists are what they are is because their lives are full of shit.
~Dane Cook~
The only thing reasonable about an Atheist's argument is that he will go to his death with his ignorance;that's true stupidity.
~Steve Harvey~
Atheism;there always a hair in the soup.
~Me~

 

Wtf is up with the atheism hate? Can you prove there is a God?

 

Lmfao.