mini ranks

i dont want these pieces of shit. post cool shit that actually makes me lul and ill give you one

 

hey n8

but really i completely agree they are gross

 

Leanbean

what a joke.

 

my penis size

pls give

 

the new york jets r another joke that shud make u laugh

 

austin is the closest to making me laugh sonfar

 

so i was driving home the other day in my jeep. it was like 5:30 so of course i got stuck in bad fucking traffic. i hate traffic so much. so i was like whatever yolo fuck it and i decided to rub one out while i was sitting in stand still traffic. i was nervous about being seen but i got that shit done, i busted my nut and aimed down at the floor, which ended up being a really bad idea because i ruined my good tweety bird floor mat. my mom was so pissed she kept silent for the rest of the ride home. i fucking hate thursdays

 

Stop trying so hard lmao

 

i'm soooo jealous of people that don't know you

 

Today, I took my girlfriend for what I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML

- fmylife

 

what do u call a jets fan with a super bowl ring?

a thief

 

Your previous ban.

Lul.

>_<

 

ALSO THE STEELERS LOST THE JETS LOOOOL
ONLY PERSON VICK BEAT HARDER THAN HIS DOGS WAS BIG BEN

steelers lost to the jets
the JETS
lol0l0l0L

 

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When the truth hurts
~~

 

Well, my dog pushed me down the stairs and ripped my shirt in the process. Kind of hard to picture my blind slo-mo panic if you don't know me, but meh.

I tries

I'll leave you with this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkXWYFQ7i9U&feature=youtu.be

 

no it just sucks because I can't make any post anywhere without some fuckboi following me around trying to annoy me. go outside, kid