Giving away wow EU acc with no gametime, all payment methods banned but gamecard lulz

First one who posts best joke here gets hes name and pass, has 80 dk and 70 priest!!

 

A guy enters bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, "Here’s a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks." The crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator's mouth. Gator closes mouth. After a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle and bangs the gator on the top of its head. The gator opens wide, and he removes his genitals unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks. Then he says: "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." After a while, a hand goes up in the back of the bar. It's a woman. "I'll give it a try," she says, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."

 

ololol i get it, funnee xd

 

Alright, it's a Dutch dumb-blond-joke, but I will try to translate it.

A blond woman goes to the doctor and says she has a terrible rash on her knees. So the doctor asks her: "How come you have that rash on your knees?" She responds with: "I always do it doggystyle". So the doctor gives the woman a cream and says that she needs to try other positions. A few weeks later, the woman returns with the news that her rash is way worse than last time. The doctor asks her: "Well, didn't you try other positions??" The woman replies with "Yes, but my dog has a terrible breath".

It's a sick joke, I know. And I don't want your wow account, so you can give it to the next best person if I win