Everyone.. someone.. help me please? : (

[Macroman]

Get someone else's pee in a bottle and pour it into the cup thing.

 

[Curt]

Drink tons of tequila the day before, or you can pay me $25 and I'll expedite a 6oz container of my semen or piss if you wish.

 

[reddogwwa]

Why are the user titles blurry and such?! I dont know if this has been asked but its fucking with my eyes. I keep thinking my contacts are messed up

 

Your contacts are fucked up.

If you are completely desperate, get someone else to pee in a ziploc bag, NOT TOO MUCH, and carry it around. If you mix that with lemon juice, it should make you pass. The instability of the pH level, combined with the pee of someone else (who is clean), will be a get out of jail free card for you.

 

[trizzle]

I have to have a drug test, And I smoked it on the day im 15 man, don't cry like a bitch take it you been caught be like and what, I still smoke it today..

 

[The_Phoenix_HalfBreed]

my step dad used to make me pee in those old mini M&M tubes and that's how he'd pass drug tests lol.

 

[xoxo]

Drink sleeping pills and alcohol, that will clear you right up.

Actually, don't do that.

Its possible to drink sleeping pills?

 

[xoxo]

Lmao:]

I am just being a smart ass.