Epic Thread Competition [Epic]

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Yes, i'm holding an epic thread competition.
The winning thread will be stickied.
Rules:
1. The thread must be epic
2. If you're creating a thread to enter into the competition, put [epic] in the title.

You have 3 days. The judge? Me.

 

[Straggler]

Epic in what sense? And do you mean just spam forum threads?

 

[Daily]

This one. I will edit the name appropriately.

 

[jcash should kill himself]

y u the judge i think jcash should be since hes epic..