Drunk Dragon Kills Shark in Egypt

[Ricky]

http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:247873

The other link won't load for me. So after the jump after the jump.

edit - got it to work

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/12/drunk_man_kills_shark_by_jumpi.php

"Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump. There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it"..."Dragan jumped high and plunged down to the sea, but didn't make as much splash as we thought he would"...

The reason could be because Dragan Stevic ended up jumping straight on the shark which was lurking near the beach, probably looking for its next victim. Dragan had nailed it right in the head, killing it instantly. The Egyptian police found the shark washed out on the beach that morning (pictured above).

At the moment, the fearless hero is in a hospital recovering from alcohol poisoning. After Dragan gets well, he will get a chance to have some more drinks as the resort had awarded the Serb tourist with a free vacation for his heroic deed.

 

[Determinate]

That picture is badass.

That guy sure has god a kickass story to tell his grandchildren now.
"Kids, let me tell you about the time I dove into the ocean and killed a shark with my own two hands..."

 

[your own good]

Epic win, surprised he didn't drown being so smashed though.

 

[Iminess]

What the hell?! That thing's huge! (lol)
Anywho thats fucking insane, damn!

 

[hey guys]

Did he falcon punch while jumping off that board?

Cause holy shit, this is freaking amazing, i wouldnt have the guys to do that.

But most sources say its fake? They say it was a farce made by the Egyptians.

 

[Black & White]

it might be fake... just like how they claim they didn't get help from aliens when they built there pyramids.

 

[kill dank]

haha

"At the moment, the fearless hero is in a hospital recovering from alcohol poisoning."

looks like everyone took him out for drinks afterwords