If i was president...

My Plans: Notice, even though i probably couldn't accomplish all this, it's just for fun..


The first thing I would do is get all US troops out of the middle east. I would then use tax dollars to start a completely unbiased news channel, that reported facts, and was completely fair, and not racist. I would also help small white media people start their own television channels, that produced sitcoms unlike the filth on tv today. I would start using the news channel to expose the owners of the other channels for the degenerates they are, this boosting the ratings for the channels I endorsed. (Now I'd be attracting a good bit of attention from the establishment), so as disgusted as I would be by it, I would keep funding Israel (for the time being), but at the same time, have another news channel that I helped set up (that wasn't owned by me) exposing the true situation in Israel. A few pictures of piled up Palestinians, and rotting babies would make the public furious, and make them demand me quit sending their money to Israel, which would be the plan all along.

I would try to find citizens of China to employ also. The reason for that being as powerful as Russia is, if the person was an actual citizen of china, they'd blame them, and if it kept happening. I would also use them to cause a conflict with china in other ways, but the main mission would be to destroy the government in Russia. Same in Israel, but thats where I really wouldn't care who they thought was doing it, just as long as Israeli officials were killed with the proper brutality they deserve.

After successfully pitting China and Russia against each other, I would try to be allies with China, for an excuse to send American troops in, at the same time, allowing the first white immigrants into our country in years most of them being unlike the sick liberal minded whites that count for most of white America.

I would then focus my assassination team more on domestic threats, killing and torturing head members of the ADL and the JDL (pretty much eliminating any threat of me being assassinated, which is why it might be smarter to make that a first priority before focusing on the policies on the middle east and the media).

Once the majority of the decent Russians were in America, I'd assemble a military organization made up of completely white Russians, and Arabs, and send them to Palestine to "liberate" those poor Palestinians, just as a little "up yours" to the people I hate so dearly. Then I would mount an all out attack on Israel, to restore it to the true 'Semites' state that it is supposed to be.

That pretty much sums up my agenda, the rest involves allowing that same group to police the US after their victory in Palestine and Israel, and also completely taking the media back.

Of course after I liberated the middle east, there would be no more democracy. America voted it's way into the mess that it's in, because people are too easily brainwashed. Democracy isn't bad so long as the media isn't corrupt, but just not allowing it in the first place is the only solution. I would choose good, responsible leaders, and no amount of brainwashing the public into voting a certain way would get them out of office.

Laws:

Do away with gun control (giving Americans back the right to revolt).
Legalize marijuana.
Make the punishment for meth life in prison.
Make anyone who sells pcp qualify for the death penalty
Outlaw manufacturing cigarettes (making your own is fine, and you can do it without rat poison).
Completely get rid of liquor. 40 years+ for making it.
Do away with affirmative action (and other racist laws, along with any "hate crime" laws which make certain peoples lives worth more than others).
Start passing laws to help the environment.
actually put forth an effort to come up with a gasoline alternative.
Put together a government law enforcement agency, after I allow communities to police themselves, and pay taxes to whoever does it, but the agency to investigate curruption on their part, plus overcharging.

Other than that, pretty much do away with taxes, other than for things that are absolutely needed, police departments will be completely independent from one another, but still subject to the law of the agency I would put together.

 

Media will always be bias, beside the fact what is so bad about alcohol. I agree with you on some things but your kinda silly on others.

 

Whats so bad about alcohol? It tore my family apart and caused alot of people i know pain. That's my perfect world, it's not going to happen, but hey.

 

Wow, you have a lot of plans... You would have russia and china at war... Plus you would destroy Isreal and have people whacked. I dont think you would be a fair president mis-using your powers. Even though my laws would be worse...

 

But if you take the troops out of Iraq, they will start conquering and make an army and "nuclear bomb" us.

 

Who said i would be a fair president?

Silly republican.

 

I figured when you said president and not Dictator...

 

How would i be an dictator...?

 

Silly Democrat

Anyways, if I was president, I would slowly draw troops out of Iraq, in a spawn of two years.

 

You would probably get assassinated for doing such things.

You will put a ton of people out of work and basically without taxes you won't be able to fund any of your operations. Mass chaos will arise in your nation which will destroy all of America as we know it. Plus, Russia will whoop Chinese derrier back to China.

 

Mission complete.

 

Well you would have all your enemies killed, you also said you would pick who thought was wise enough to be in office, next you said, "
I would then focus my assassination team more on domestic threats, killing and torturing head members of the ADL and the JDL (pretty much eliminating any threat of me being assassinated..." Your even violationg human rights now...