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#5832 Alex: !buy water 777
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: bought 777 water. you have 4987 gc in your coffers```
#8759 Moes: !build dam 200
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 200 dam. you have 5233420 gc, 31267 faggots, 1162 tons of stone remaining```
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 75 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 75 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 75 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 75 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 75 more people needed!```
#8759 Moes: !build dam 200
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: not enough stone, needed at least 4000 tons. ```
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people throw a massive feast, consuming 726 flagons of wine and 581 servings of food. after eating they retire to the orgarium for dirty cuddles. 37 new people were subsequently added to your kingdom's population.```
#5007 SuF:
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 38 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 38 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 38 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 38 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 38 more people needed!```
#8759 Moes: !buildmax farm
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: not enough wood, needed at least 31270 faggots. ```
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient feast first. you need at least 729 bushels of food.```
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and 8 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 90 free land, 4987 gc, 103 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 244 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 25 farms, 0 mines, 116 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 122 barracks, 1 trade centers, 53 houses, 0 theives dens, 182 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 5 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 56 tons of stone, 0 horses, 7591 faggots of wood, 595 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !cash
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: you have 5233420 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !buy food 700
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: bought 700 food. you have 920 gc in your coffers```
#3704 Gracious: "Pokemon Go Market"
#5007 SuF: that is a forum?
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient drink first. you need at least 911 liters of water.```
#3704 Gracious: Yep
#5832 Alex: !buy water 911
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: bought 911 water. you have 474 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 38 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 38 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 38 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 38 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 38 more people needed!```
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people cannot breed because you lack housing.```
#5832 Alex: all of that work
#8759 Moes: !build stable 500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: not enough stone, needed at least 2500 tons. ```
#5832 Alex: for nothing
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and 8 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 90 free land, 474 gc, 803 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 244 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 25 farms, 0 mines, 116 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 122 barracks, 1 trade centers, 53 houses, 0 theives dens, 182 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 5 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 56 tons of stone, 0 horses, 7591 faggots of wood, 1506 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !build stable 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 100 stable. you have 5225920 gc, 29767 faggots, 662 tons of stone remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build stable 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 100 stable. you have 5218420 gc, 28267 faggots, 162 tons of stone remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build stable 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: not enough stone, needed at least 500 tons. ```
#8436 Macroman: now im confused
#8759 Moes: !build technical institute 50
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: not enough stone, needed at least 250 tons. ```
#5007 SuF: with what subsections?
#5832 Alex: !sell wood 5000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: sold 5000 wood. you have 13794 gc in your coffers```
#8759 Moes: !build quarry 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 100 quarry. you have 5214420 gc, 23267 faggots remaining```
#5832 Alex: OH YEAH TECH INSTS
#8759 Moes: !buildmax quarry
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 465 quarry. you have 5195820 gc, 17 faggots remaining```
#3704 Gracious: Pokemon go boosting
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 38 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 38 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 38 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 38 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 38 more people needed!```
#3704 Gracious: Account selling
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people cannot breed because you lack housing.```
#3704 Gracious: Account buying
#3704 Gracious: etc
#5832 Alex: !build house 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 100 acres. try !annex? ```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex
#5832 Alex: !buildmax house
#3704 Gracious: Anyways it's probably not going to happen
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 11482 more people needed!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 18 house. you have 13074 gc, 2501 faggots remaining```
#3704 Gracious: Not right away
#3704 Gracious: We're working on something else
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people throw a massive feast, consuming 911 flagons of wine and 729 servings of food. after eating they retire to the orgarium for dirty cuddles. 69 new people were subsequently added to your kingdom's population.```
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: land at 34:73 annexed! land at 36:71 annexed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 9 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 9 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 9 more people needed!```
#8759 Moes: I need 11k more people that's unfortunate
#5832 Alex: !build technical institute
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 1 technical institute. you have 12024 gc, 2451 faggots, 51 tons of stone, 5 iron bars remaining```
#5832 Alex: yes quite so
#5832 Alex:
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and 10 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 490 free land, 12024 gc, 74 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 244 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 25 farms, 0 mines, 116 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 122 barracks, 1 trade centers, 71 houses, 0 theives dens, 251 people, 5 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 5 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 51 tons of stone, 0 horses, 2451 faggots of wood, 595 liters of water, 1 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient feast first. you need at least 85193 bushels of food.```
#5007 SuF: what else are you working on
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient feast first. you need at least 1005 bushels of food.```
#5832 Alex: !build dam 2
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 2 dam. you have 11824 gc, 2441 faggots, 11 tons of stone remaining```
#3704 Gracious: ;o
#5832 Alex: !buy stone 9
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: bought 9 stone. you have 11690 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !build dam
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 1 dam. you have 11590 gc, 2436 faggots, 0 tons of stone remaining```
#5832 Alex: !build farm 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 950 acres. try !annex? ```
#5832 Alex: ay caramba
#5832 Alex: !buildmax farm

 

#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#5832 Alex: Oh nice code
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 46 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 46 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 46 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 46 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 46 more people needed!```
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and 10 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 405 free land, 11731 gc, 0 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 209 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 25 farms, 0 mines, 116 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 122 barracks, 1 trade centers, 71 houses, 0 theives dens, 214 people, 5 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 8 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 4 tons of stone, 0 horses, 5916 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 1 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#3704 Gracious: 3k unread messages
#1217 Shin: !help
#3704 Gracious: Ayy lmao
#5832 Alex: lolol
#5832 Alex: ayyyy
#1217 Shin: Guess I could have done....
#8898 Cost: tyty#
#1217 Shin: !help
#1217 Shin: Oh
#5832 Alex: !build farm 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 10 farm. you have 11231 gc, 5816 faggots remaining```
#5832 Alex: !build farm 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 10 farm. you have 10731 gc, 5716 faggots remaining```
#5832 Alex: !build farm 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 10 farm. you have 10231 gc, 5616 faggots remaining```
#1217 Shin: Must be only
#5832 Alex: !build farm 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 10 farm. you have 9731 gc, 5516 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !use time turner
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: a magical dome encases the kingdom, accelerating local time. when the dome recedes you notice that a turn has passed. a report is prepared by your squire...```
#1217 Shin: !help
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: just some of the commands: !stats !players !build !attack !annex !cast !trade !prices !spells !espionage !thieve and others. see play guide for details: Sythe - The Craigslist of Virtual Goods
#5832 Alex: !build farm 40
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 380 acres. try !annex? ```
#8759 Moes: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 41 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 416539 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 5933063 gc 49844 bushels were added to your food stocks. 439185 liters of water flowed into to your dams 27687 bushels of food and 276870 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 54924 bushels and your water stock is now 195082 8306 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 35993 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 0 soldiers 12 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 23 horses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 0 barracks 24120 faggots of lumber were harvested 2952 ton of stone was extracted 1720 bars of iron were mined 385 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 30776 55 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 9 uses remaining ```
#1217 Shin: Yeah
#1217 Shin: 'Tis
#1217 Shin: !status
#6890 ShinBot: `Sythe is currently ONLINE.`
#5832 Alex: !build farm 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 95 acres. try !annex? ```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex
#5832 Alex: !s
#8898 Cost: bout to pop out but if u wana get shit on wen i comeback
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 13 more people needed!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and 10 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 25 free land, 9731 gc, 0 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 209 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 65 farms, 0 mines, 116 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 122 barracks, 1 trade centers, 71 houses, 0 theives dens, 214 people, 5 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 8 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 4 tons of stone, 0 horses, 5516 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 1 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8898 Cost: ur on m8
#5832 Alex: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 46 more people needed!```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1636 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 254353 free land, 5933063 gc, 32767 bushels of food, 12879 weapons, 0 soldiers, 1489 magical runes, 42 banks, 4904 farms, 344 mines, 804 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 176 trade centers, 31338 houses, 1048 theives dens, 32767 people, 30391 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 1541 dams, 201 stables, 738 quarries, 6066 tons of stone, 23 horses, 32767 faggots of wood, 32767 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: Yolo
#8898 Cost:
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#1217 Shin: Lol.
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient feast first. you need at least 857 bushels of food.```
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and 10 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 25 free land, 9731 gc, 0 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 209 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 65 farms, 0 mines, 116 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 122 barracks, 1 trade centers, 71 houses, 0 theives dens, 214 people, 5 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 8 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 4 tons of stone, 0 horses, 5516 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 1 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1217 Shin: I'm going to be re-writing the entire bot in another language.
#8898 Cost: inb4 sv kindom cheats 1
#1217 Shin:
#8898 Cost: lool
#8759 Moes: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 41 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 416539 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 5933063 gc 49844 bushels were added to your food stocks. 439185 liters of water flowed into to your dams 27687 bushels of food and 276870 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 54924 bushels and your water stock is now 195082 8306 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 35993 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 0 soldiers 12 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 23 horses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 0 barracks 24120 faggots of lumber were harvested 2952 ton of stone was extracted 1720 bars of iron were mined 385 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 30776 55 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 9 uses remaining ```
#1217 Shin: + optimize it
#1217 Shin: If I can
#5832 Alex: !sell soldiers 209
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: sold 209 soldiers. you have 15923 gc in your coffers```
#8759 Moes: !buildmax barracks
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: not enough wood, needed at least 32770 faggots. ```
#5832 Alex: !use time turner
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: a magical dome encases the kingdom, accelerating local time. when the dome recedes you notice that a turn has passed. a report is prepared by your squire...```
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and 10 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 25 free land, 19259 gc, 552 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 244 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 65 farms, 0 mines, 116 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 122 barracks, 1 trade centers, 71 houses, 0 theives dens, 254 people, 5 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 8 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 8 tons of stone, 0 horses, 8996 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 1 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !build barracks 200
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 200 barracks. you have 5913063 gc, 30767 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build barracks 500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 500 barracks. you have 5863063 gc, 25767 faggots remaining```
#8898 Cost: code hangman
#8759 Moes: !build barracks 2000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 2000 barracks. you have 5663063 gc, 5767 faggots remaining```
#8898 Cost: would be banter
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#8759 Moes: !buy wood 20000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: bought 20000 wood. you have 5618063 gc in your coffers```
#8898 Cost: anyways off to the shop, tired as heck
#8759 Moes: !build barracks 3000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: not enough wood, needed at least 30000 faggots. ```
#8759 Moes: !build barracks 2500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 2500 barracks. you have 5368063 gc, 767 faggots remaining```
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and 10 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 25 free land, 19259 gc, 552 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 244 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 65 farms, 0 mines, 116 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 122 barracks, 1 trade centers, 71 houses, 0 theives dens, 254 people, 5 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 8 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 8 tons of stone, 0 horses, 8996 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 1 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1636 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 241353 free land, 5368063 gc, 32767 bushels of food, 12879 weapons, 0 soldiers, 1489 magical runes, 42 banks, 4904 farms, 344 mines, 804 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 5200 barracks, 176 trade centers, 31338 houses, 1048 theives dens, 32767 people, 30391 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 1541 dams, 201 stables, 738 quarries, 6066 tons of stone, 23 horses, 767 faggots of wood, 32767 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 6 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 6 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 6 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 6 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 6 more people needed!```
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient feast first. you need at least 1017 bushels of food.```
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and 10 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 25 free land, 19259 gc, 552 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 244 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 65 farms, 0 mines, 116 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 122 barracks, 1 trade centers, 71 houses, 0 theives dens, 254 people, 5 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 8 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 8 tons of stone, 0 horses, 8996 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 1 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !buy wood 20000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: bought 20000 wood. you have 5323063 gc in your coffers```
#8759 Moes: !build barracks 2500

 

#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient drink first. you need at least 1271 liters of water.```
#5832 Alex: !buy water 3000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: bought 3000 water. you have 12803 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people cannot breed because you lack housing.```
#8759 Moes: !buy wood 5000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: bought 5000 wood. you have 5311813 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !buildmax house
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 5 house. you have 12603 gc, 8971 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build barracks 2500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 2500 barracks. you have 5061813 gc, 767 faggots remaining```
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people cannot breed because you lack housing.```
#8759 Moes: !buy wood 30000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: bought 30000 wood. you have 4994313 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !raze forest 2
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your soldiers knock the foundations from under the forests wiping out a total of 2 forests and freeing up 19 acres of space```
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#5832 Alex: !buildmax house
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 4 house. you have 12583 gc, 12371 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build barracks 3000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 3000 barracks. you have 5187052 gc, 2767 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1636 other locations and has: 19965 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 227603 free land, 5187052 gc, 32767 bushels of food, 13264 weapons, 15400 soldiers, 1544 magical runes, 42 banks, 4904 farms, 344 mines, 804 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 10700 barracks, 176 trade centers, 31338 houses, 1048 theives dens, 32767 people, 31726 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 1541 dams, 201 stables, 738 quarries, 9018 tons of stone, 47 horses, 2767 faggots of wood, 32767 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient drink first. you need at least 1521 liters of water.```
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: land at 35:71 annexed! land at 34:75 annexed! land at 36:75 annexed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 16 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 16 more people needed!```
#8759 Moes: !buildmax stable
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 184 stable. you have 5173252 gc, 7 faggots, 8098 tons of stone remaining```
#5832 Alex: !buy water 3000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: bought 3000 water. you have 9613 gc in your coffers```
#8759 Moes: !buy wood 30000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: bought 30000 wood. you have 5043052 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !build dam 2
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: not enough stone, needed at least 40 tons. ```
#6159 Sythe: alright guys I'm off to bed
#5832 Alex: !buildmax house
#5007 SuF: oh are we making secret changes to stuff again
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 158 house. you have 3293 gc, 11581 faggots remaining```
#1217 Shin: Haha.
#8759 Moes: !buildmax stable
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: not enough stone, needed at least 8100 tons. ```
#5832 Alex: Cya
#6159 Sythe: try not to let this 2kloc game consume you
#1217 Shin: Secret changes?
#8759 Moes: gn
#5832 Alex: I might actually help make this better a bit
#8759 Moes: haha
#1217 Shin: Gn
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1636 other locations and has: 19965 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 225763 free land, 5043052 gc, 32767 bushels of food, 13264 weapons, 15400 soldiers, 1544 magical runes, 42 banks, 4904 farms, 344 mines, 804 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 10700 barracks, 176 trade centers, 31338 houses, 1048 theives dens, 32767 people, 31726 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 1541 dams, 385 stables, 738 quarries, 8098 tons of stone, 47 horses, 30007 faggots of wood, 32767 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#6159 Sythe: yeah just fork the repo and send me your pull req
#1217 Shin: Gn
#1217 Shin: Oh dear God
#6159 Sythe: night
#1217 Shin: I was going to ask
#5832 Alex: mann I gotta make a fancy new geethub account for this
#1217 Shin: But I thought it might be a stupid question...
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#1217 Shin: Was going to ask...
#1217 Shin: ...
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and 13 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 1 free land, 3426 gc, 1390 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 727 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 65 farms, 0 mines, 114 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 122 barracks, 1 trade centers, 238 houses, 0 theives dens, 356 people, 5 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 8 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 16 tons of stone, 0 horses, 15001 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 1 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#6159 Sythe: ?
#1217 Shin: If the game was modularized
#1217 Shin: Or one file
#1217 Shin: Now I see
#1217 Shin:
#8759 Moes: !attack alex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Moes is attacking Alex!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: our army of 32767 soldiers carrying 13649 weapons on 95 horses and 1 siege towers arrived and began the attack against Alex. our force was a good match for Alex. we broke 0 battlements in the enemy's kingdom. this cost us 1638 soldiers, 43 horses, 0 weapons and 0 siege towers. the enemy lost 727 soldiers and 0 horses. we have returned to our kingdom and are ready for another battle. we have successfully conquered Alex's land at 36:73 the spoils of war were: 93 bushels of food, 4 farms, 8 forests, 8 barracks, 16 houses, 24 people, 1 dams, 1 tons of stone, 1000 faggots of wood```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Moes attacked Alex, and killed 727 of their soldiers, and destroyed 0 battlements```
#1217 Shin: D:
#6159 Sythe: the game is a big FSM
#8759 Moes: !stats
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1637 other locations and has: 20551 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 225763 free land, 5044318 gc, 32767 bushels of food, 13649 weapons, 31129 soldiers, 1599 magical runes, 42 banks, 4908 farms, 344 mines, 812 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 10708 barracks, 176 trade centers, 31354 houses, 1048 theives dens, 32767 people, 32767 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 1542 dams, 385 stables, 738 quarries, 11051 tons of stone, 52 horses, 32767 faggots of wood, 32767 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#6159 Sythe: lol
#1217 Shin: Aye
#1217 Shin: It's like
#5832 Alex: !build battlements 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 19 acres. try !annex? not enough stone, needed at least 200 tons. not enough iron, needed at least 100 iron bars. ```
#1217 Shin: Actually a good thing
#1217 Shin: imo
#1217 Shin: Because it might allow me to do some things with it
#5832 Alex: !build iron factory
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: invalid building type specified. try !buildings for a list of valid buildings```
#1217 Shin: To make it run more efficiently. Have to take a look at it though.
#6159 Sythe: ye gl
#5832 Alex: !build iron whatevery
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: invalid building type specified. try !buildings for a list of valid buildings```
#1217 Shin: You don't need to make an account to download it.
#1217 Shin: Should be a green button.
#6159 Sythe: try not to nuke the image server with your autoannexes you scallywags
#5832 Alex: !build mine
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 4.75 acres. try !annex? ```
#1217 Shin: "Clone or download"

 

#1217 Shin: Hehehee
#1217 Shin: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: Shin's kingdom is at 92:97, 91:96 and 1024 other locations and has: 210 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 48117 free land, 404027 gc, 18333 bushels of food, 210 weapons, 32767 soldiers, 1780 magical runes, 5 banks, 5000 farms, 750 mines, 1100 forests, 1 smelters, 0 battlements, 0 military school, 1 weapons factories, 8250 barracks, 1 trade centers, 10000 houses, 0 theives dens, 32767 people, 32767 bars of iron, 1 intelligence agencies, 10 priesthoods, 2000 dams, 0 stables, 220 quarries, 2640 tons of stone, 0 horses, 32767 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 1 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !buildmax stable
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 2184 stable. you have 4880518 gc, 7 faggots, 131 tons of stone remaining```
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: land at 34:74 annexed! land at 35:75 annexed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 8 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 8 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 8 more people needed!```
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 35:72, 35:74 and 14 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 501 free land, 2426 gc, 1297 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 0 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 61 farms, 0 mines, 106 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 114 barracks, 1 trade centers, 222 houses, 0 theives dens, 332 people, 5 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 7 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 15 tons of stone, 0 horses, 14001 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 1 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !buy wood 30000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: bought 30000 wood. you have 4750318 gc in your coffers```
#8759 Moes: !buildmax stable
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 26 stable. you have 4748368 gc, 29617 faggots, 1 tons of stone remaining```
#5832 Alex: !build battlement 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: not enough stone, needed at least 200 tons. not enough iron, needed at least 100 iron bars. ```
#8759 Moes: !buildmax house
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1413 house. you have 4691848 gc, 22552 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1637 other locations and has: 20551 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 200131 free land, 4691848 gc, 32767 bushels of food, 13649 weapons, 31129 soldiers, 1599 magical runes, 42 banks, 4908 farms, 344 mines, 812 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 10708 barracks, 176 trade centers, 32767 houses, 1048 theives dens, 32767 people, 32767 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 1542 dams, 2595 stables, 738 quarries, 1 tons of stone, 52 horses, 22552 faggots of wood, 32767 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: !buildmax battlement
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: not enough stone, needed at least 20 tons. not enough iron, needed at least 10 iron bars. ```
#5832 Alex: effin' Richard raping me
#5832 Alex: !build mine 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 10 mine. you have 1426 gc, 13951 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 33 more people needed!```
#8759 Moes: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 43 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 1266 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 5044318 gc 49844 bushels were added to your food stocks. 637974 liters of water flowed into to your dams 48167 bushels of food and 481670 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 34444 bushels and your water stock is now 189071 9830 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 42597 people 21400 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 36800 soldiers 48 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 95 horses 24120 faggots of lumber were harvested 2952 ton of stone was extracted 1720 bars of iron were mined 385 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 33446 55 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 9 uses remaining ```
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 35:72, 35:74 and 14 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 454 free land, 1426 gc, 1297 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 0 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 61 farms, 10 mines, 106 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 114 barracks, 1 trade centers, 222 houses, 0 theives dens, 332 people, 5 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 7 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 15 tons of stone, 0 horses, 13951 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 1 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: !build smelter 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: not enough stone, needed at least 100 tons. ```
#8759 Moes: !buildmax stable
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: cannot build even one stables; not enough stone, needed at least 5 tons. ```
#5832 Alex: !buy stone 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you do not have enough money for this trade! ```
#5832 Alex: !build smelter 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: not enough stone, needed at least 100 tons. ```
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 35:72, 35:74 and 14 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 454 free land, 1426 gc, 1297 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 0 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 61 farms, 10 mines, 106 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 114 barracks, 1 trade centers, 222 houses, 0 theives dens, 332 people, 5 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 7 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 15 tons of stone, 0 horses, 13951 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 1 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !buy stone 10000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: bought 10000 stone. you have 4572448 gc in your coffers```
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#8759 Moes: !buildmax stable
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 2184 stable. you have 4409906 gc, 7 faggots, 2033 tons of stone remaining```
#5832 Alex: !sell wood 10000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: sold 10000 wood. you have 33162 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !build smelter 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: not enough stone, needed at least 100 tons. ```
#5832 Alex: !buy stone 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: bought 100 stone. you have 31732 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !build smelter 10
#8759 Moes: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 33 more people needed!```
#8759 Moes: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 44 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 1258 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 4573706 gc 49892 bushels were added to your food stocks. 555120 liters of water flowed into to your dams 63896 bushels of food and 587887 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 18763 bushels and your water stock is now 0 51073 more liters were needed this round to sustain your population. make more dams! as a result of dehydration 3277 civilians and 3424 soldiers died! 8847 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 38337 people 21416 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 49121 soldiers 53 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 105 horses 24360 faggots of lumber were harvested 2952 ton of stone was extracted 1720 bars of iron were mined 385 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 34487 55 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 9 uses remaining ```
#5832 Alex: !build smelter 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: not enough stone, needed at least 100 tons. ```
#5832 Alex: !buy stone 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: bought 100 stone. you have 30102 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !build smelter 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 10 smelter. you have 29902 gc, 6931 faggots, 19 tons of stone remaining```
#5832 Alex: !build mine 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 20 mine. you have 27902 gc, 6831 faggots remaining```
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 35:72, 35:74 and 14 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 321 free land, 27902 gc, 1681 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 228 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 61 farms, 30 mines, 106 forests, 20 smelters, 0 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 114 barracks, 1 trade centers, 222 houses, 0 theives dens, 389 people, 55 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 7 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 19 tons of stone, 0 horses, 6831 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 1 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient drink first. you need at least 1946 liters of water.```
#5832 Alex: !build technical institute
#8759 Moes: !buildmax dam
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 1 technical institute. you have 27852 gc, 6781 faggots, 14 tons of stone, 50 iron bars remaining```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1 dam. you have 4409806 gc, 2 faggots, 2013 tons of stone remaining```
#5832 Alex: !build technical institute
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 1 technical institute. you have 27802 gc, 6731 faggots, 9 tons of stone, 45 iron bars remaining```
#5832 Alex: !build technical institute
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 1 technical institute. you have 27752 gc, 6681 faggots, 4 tons of stone, 40 iron bars remaining```
#8759 Moes: !buy wood 30000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: bought 30000 wood. you have 4276006 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !build technical institute
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: not enough stone, needed at least 5 tons. ```
#8759 Moes: !buildmax dam
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: not enough stone, needed at least 2020 tons. ```
#5832 Alex: !buy stone 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: bought 100 stone. you have 26204 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !build technical institute
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 1 technical institute. you have 26154 gc, 6631 faggots, 99 tons of stone, 35 iron bars remaining```
#5832 Alex: !build technical institute
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 1 technical institute. you have 26104 gc, 6581 faggots, 94 tons of stone, 30 iron bars remaining```
#8759 Moes: !buy stone 20000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: bought 20000 stone. you have 4156006 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !build technical institute
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 1 technical institute. you have 26054 gc, 6531 faggots, 89 tons of stone, 25 iron bars remaining```
#8759 Moes: !buildmax dam
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: not enough stone, needed at least 22020 tons. ```
#5832 Alex: !build technical institute
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 1 technical institute. you have 26004 gc, 6481 faggots, 84 tons of stone, 20 iron bars remaining```
#5832 Alex: !build technical institute
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 1 technical institute. you have 25954 gc, 6431 faggots, 79 tons of stone, 15 iron bars remaining```
#8759 Moes: !buy stone 20000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: buying this many tons of stone would exceed the unit cap of 32767.```

 

#8759 Moes: !buy stone 5000
#5832 Alex: !build technical institute
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: bought 5000 stone. you have 4126006 gc in your coffers```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 1 technical institute. you have 25804 gc, 6281 faggots, 64 tons of stone, 0 iron bars remaining```
#8759 Moes: !buildmax dam
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: not enough stone, needed at least 27020 tons. ```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1637 other locations and has: 21208 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 178276 free land, 4126006 gc, 18763 bushels of food, 14034 weapons, 32767 soldiers, 1654 magical runes, 42 banks, 4908 farms, 344 mines, 812 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 10708 barracks, 176 trade centers, 32767 houses, 1048 theives dens, 32767 people, 32767 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 1543 dams, 4779 stables, 738 quarries, 27013 tons of stone, 105 horses, 30002 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !build dam 1000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1000 dam. you have 4026006 gc, 25002 faggots, 7013 tons of stone remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build dam 500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: not enough stone, needed at least 10000 tons. ```
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: land at 38:71 annexed! land at 38:73 annexed! land at 37:71 annexed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 11 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 11 more people needed!```
#8759 Moes: !build dam 200
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 200 dam. you have 4006006 gc, 24002 faggots, 3013 tons of stone remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build dam 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 100 dam. you have 3996006 gc, 23502 faggots, 1013 tons of stone remaining```
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 35:72, 35:74 and 17 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 996 free land, 24304 gc, 1681 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 228 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 61 farms, 30 mines, 106 forests, 20 smelters, 0 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 114 barracks, 1 trade centers, 222 houses, 0 theives dens, 389 people, 0 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 7 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 64 tons of stone, 0 horses, 6281 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 12 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: !build house 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 10 house. you have 23904 gc, 6231 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build dam 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: not enough stone, needed at least 2000 tons. ```
#5832 Alex: !build house 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 10 house. you have 23504 gc, 6181 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1637 other locations and has: 21208 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 158776 free land, 3996006 gc, 18763 bushels of food, 14034 weapons, 32767 soldiers, 1654 magical runes, 42 banks, 4908 farms, 344 mines, 812 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 10708 barracks, 176 trade centers, 32767 houses, 1048 theives dens, 32767 people, 32767 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 2843 dams, 4779 stables, 738 quarries, 1013 tons of stone, 105 horses, 23502 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: !build house 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 100 house. you have 19504 gc, 5681 faggots remaining```
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 35:72, 35:74 and 17 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 696 free land, 19504 gc, 1681 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 228 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 61 farms, 30 mines, 106 forests, 20 smelters, 0 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 114 barracks, 1 trade centers, 342 houses, 0 theives dens, 389 people, 0 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 7 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 64 tons of stone, 0 horses, 5681 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 12 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: !build battlement 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: not enough stone, needed at least 200 tons. not enough iron, needed at least 100 iron bars. ```
#5832 Alex: !build battlement 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: not enough iron, needed at least 10 iron bars. ```
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 35:72, 35:74 and 17 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 696 free land, 19504 gc, 1681 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 228 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 61 farms, 30 mines, 106 forests, 20 smelters, 0 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 114 barracks, 1 trade centers, 342 houses, 0 theives dens, 389 people, 0 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 7 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 64 tons of stone, 0 horses, 5681 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 12 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: !sell soldiers 228
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: sold 228 soldiers. you have 26259 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !build farm 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 100 farm. you have 21259 gc, 4681 faggots remaining```
#5832 Alex: !build farm 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 500 acres. try !annex? ```
#5832 Alex: !build dam 3
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 3 dam. you have 20959 gc, 4666 faggots, 4 tons of stone remaining```
#5832 Alex: !build dam 3
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: not enough stone, needed at least 60 tons. ```
#5832 Alex: !buy stone 60
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: bought 60 stone. you have 20030 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !build dam 3
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 3 dam. you have 19730 gc, 4651 faggots, 4 tons of stone remaining```
#5832 Alex: !buy stone 60
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: bought 60 stone. you have 18801 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !build dam 3
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 3 dam. you have 18501 gc, 4636 faggots, 4 tons of stone remaining```
#8759 Moes: #build dam 100
#5832 Alex: !build house 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 250 acres. try !annex? ```
#8759 Moes: !build dam 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: not enough stone, needed at least 2000 tons. ```
#5832 Alex: !buildmax house
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 1155 acres. try !annex? ```
#8759 Moes: !buy stone 10000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: bought 10000 stone. you have 3936006 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !build house 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 10 house. you have 18101 gc, 4586 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build dam 200
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 200 dam. you have 3916006 gc, 22502 faggots, 7013 tons of stone remaining```
#5832 Alex: !build house 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 10 house. you have 17701 gc, 4536 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build dam 200
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 200 dam. you have 3896006 gc, 21502 faggots, 3013 tons of stone remaining```
#5832 Alex: !build house 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 25 acres. try !annex? ```
#5832 Alex: !build house 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 25 acres. try !annex? ```
#8759 Moes: !buy stone 20000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: bought 20000 stone. you have 3776006 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 11 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 11 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 11 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 11 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 11 more people needed!```
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient drink first. you need at least 1946 liters of water.```
#8759 Moes: !build dam 400
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 400 dam. you have 3736006 gc, 19502 faggots, 15013 tons of stone remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build dam 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 100 dam. you have 3726006 gc, 19002 faggots, 13013 tons of stone remaining```
#5832 Alex: !buy water 2000
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: bought 2000 water. you have 15721 gc in your coffers```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 11 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 11 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 11 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 11 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 11 more people needed!```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1637 other locations and has: 21208 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 145276 free land, 3726006 gc, 18763 bushels of food, 14034 weapons, 32767 soldiers, 1654 magical runes, 42 banks, 4908 farms, 344 mines, 812 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 10708 barracks, 176 trade centers, 32767 houses, 1048 theives dens, 32767 people, 32767 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 3743 dams, 4779 stables, 738 quarries, 13013 tons of stone, 105 horses, 19002 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people throw a massive feast, consuming 1946 flagons of wine and 1557 servings of food. after eating they retire to the orgarium for dirty cuddles. 91 new people were subsequently added to your kingdom's population.```
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: land at 38:72 annexed! land at 38:75 annexed! land at 38:74 annexed! land at 37:75 annexed! land at 33:70 annexed!```
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 20 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 20 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 20 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 20 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 20 more people needed!```
#5832 Alex: !build house 50
#8759 Moes: !steal alex

 

#5832 Alex: !build house 50
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 50 house. you have 6528 gc, 4036 faggots remaining```
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 20 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 20 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 20 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 20 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 20 more people needed!```
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient feast first. you need at least 1921 bushels of food.```
#8759 Moes: !build military school
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1 military school. you have 3728649 gc, 18982 faggots remaining```
#5832 Alex: !buy food 1000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: bought 1000 food. you have 718 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 20 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 20 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 20 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 20 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 20 more people needed!```
#8759 Moes: !buildmax military school
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 949 military school. you have 3681199 gc, 2 faggots remaining```
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient feast first. you need at least 1921 bushels of food.```
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 35:72, 35:74 and 22 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 1011 free land, 718 gc, 1124 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 0 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 161 farms, 30 mines, 106 forests, 20 smelters, 0 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 114 barracks, 1 trade centers, 462 houses, 0 theives dens, 480 people, 0 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 16 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 4 tons of stone, 0 horses, 4036 faggots of wood, 54 liters of water, 12 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !buy wood 30000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: bought 30000 wood. you have 3547399 gc in your coffers```
#8759 Moes: !buildmax military school
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1500 military school. you have 3472399 gc, 2 faggots remaining```
#5832 Alex: !sell wood 3000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: sold 3000 wood. you have 8710 gc in your coffers```
#8759 Moes: !buy wood 30000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: bought 30000 wood. you have 3338599 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !buy food 800
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: bought 800 food. you have 4062 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient drink first. you need at least 2401 liters of water.```
#8759 Moes: !buildmax militaryschool
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: invalid building type specified. try !buildings for a list of valid buildings```
#5832 Alex: !buy water 3000
#8759 Moes: !buildmax military school
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1500 military school. you have 3263599 gc, 2 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !buy wood 30000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: bought 30000 wood. you have 3129799 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people throw a massive feast, consuming 2401 flagons of wine and 1921 servings of food. after eating they retire to the orgarium for dirty cuddles. 178 new people were subsequently added to your kingdom's population.```
#8759 Moes: !buildmax military school
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1500 military school. you have 3054799 gc, 2 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1637 other locations and has: 22459 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 118026 free land, 3054799 gc, 18763 bushels of food, 14034 weapons, 32767 soldiers, 1654 magical runes, 42 banks, 4908 farms, 344 mines, 812 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 5451 military school, 77 weapons factories, 10708 barracks, 176 trade centers, 32767 houses, 1048 theives dens, 32767 people, 32767 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 3743 dams, 4779 stables, 738 quarries, 13013 tons of stone, 105 horses, 2 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: land at 33:72 annexed! land at 35:70 annexed! land at 34:70 annexed! you have insufficent gc to perform surveying of this site. the cost is 500 gc```
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 35:72, 35:74 and 25 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 1761 free land, 402 gc, 3 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 0 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 161 farms, 30 mines, 106 forests, 20 smelters, 0 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 114 barracks, 1 trade centers, 462 houses, 0 theives dens, 658 people, 0 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 16 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 4 tons of stone, 0 horses, 1036 faggots of wood, 653 liters of water, 12 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: !sell wood 1000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: sold 1000 wood. you have 3066 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: land at 33:71 annexed! land at 33:74 annexed! land at 33:73 annexed! land at 37:70 annexed! land at 36:70 annexed!```
#8759 Moes: !cast plague alex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Moes cast plague on alex. it will be active for 1 turns```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: plague was cast on alex successfully```
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 2 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 2 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 2 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 2 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 2 more people needed!```
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 35:72, 35:74 and 30 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 3011 free land, 566 gc, 3 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 0 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 161 farms, 30 mines, 106 forests, 20 smelters, 0 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 114 barracks, 1 trade centers, 462 houses, 0 theives dens, 658 people, 0 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 16 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 4 tons of stone, 0 horses, 36 faggots of wood, 653 liters of water, 12 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !buildmax siege tower
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: cannot build even one siege towers; not enough wood, needed at least 5000 faggots. ```
#8759 Moes: !buy wood 30000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: bought 30000 wood. you have 2920999 gc in your coffers```
#8759 Moes: !buildmax siege tower
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 6 siege tower. you have 2890999 gc, 2 faggots, 12413 tons of stone, 26767 iron bars remaining```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1637 other locations and has: 67376 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 118011 free land, 2890999 gc, 18763 bushels of food, 14034 weapons, 32767 soldiers, 1604 magical runes, 42 banks, 4908 farms, 344 mines, 812 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 5451 military school, 77 weapons factories, 10708 barracks, 176 trade centers, 32767 houses, 1048 theives dens, 32767 people, 26767 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 3743 dams, 4779 stables, 738 quarries, 12413 tons of stone, 105 horses, 2 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 7 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !buy stone 20000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: bought 20000 stone. you have 2770999 gc in your coffers```
#8759 Moes: !buy wood 30000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: bought 30000 wood. you have 2637199 gc in your coffers```
#8759 Moes: !buildmax siege tower
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 6 siege tower. you have 2607199 gc, 2 faggots, 31813 tons of stone, 20767 iron bars remaining```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1637 other locations and has: 112294 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 117996 free land, 2607199 gc, 18763 bushels of food, 14034 weapons, 32767 soldiers, 1604 magical runes, 42 banks, 4908 farms, 344 mines, 812 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 5451 military school, 77 weapons factories, 10708 barracks, 176 trade centers, 32767 houses, 1048 theives dens, 32767 people, 20767 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 3743 dams, 4779 stables, 738 quarries, 31813 tons of stone, 105 horses, 2 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 13 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1217 Shin: 2428 lines of code mfw...........
#8759 Moes: I saw
#8759 Moes: lol
#5832 Alex: Yeah lol
#1217 Shin: I had a feeling all along
#1217 Shin: It was some big ass
#1217 Shin: Massive flaming piece of
#5832 Alex: I already know a bunch of things that needed to be fixed
#1217 Shin: Single file
#5832 Alex: in fact I had a file for it all
#1217 Shin: Sythe had spoken about you before
#1217 Shin: In-fact mentioned you the other day
#1217 Shin: And something regarding Kingdoms
#1217 Shin: So I'm not too surprised
#8759 Moes: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 33 more people needed!```
#5832 Alex: but this was before I was banned for 3 years =p
#5832 Alex: yeah lol
#8759 Moes: !build dam 10000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 150000 acres. try !annex? not enough stone, needed at least 200000 tons. not enough wood, needed at least 50000 faggots. ```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1637 other locations and has: 112294 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 117996 free land, 2607199 gc, 18763 bushels of food, 14034 weapons, 32767 soldiers, 1604 magical runes, 42 banks, 4908 farms, 344 mines, 812 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 5451 military school, 77 weapons factories, 10708 barracks, 176 trade centers, 32767 houses, 1048 theives dens, 32767 people, 20767 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 3743 dams, 4779 stables, 738 quarries, 31813 tons of stone, 105 horses, 2 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 13 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: I'm just going to have some fun here
#1217 Shin: There's that done.
#5832 Alex: oh hey verified
#1217 Shin: Ya
#5832 Alex: !s

 

#8759 Moes: !build dam 500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: not enough wood, needed at least 2500 faggots. ```
#1217 Shin: Want to jump in a voice channel?
#1217 Shin: I hate typing to all hell
#8759 Moes: !buy wood 2500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: bought 2500 wood. you have 2596049 gc in your coffers```
#8759 Moes: !build dam 500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 500 dam. you have 2546049 gc, 2 faggots, 21813 tons of stone remaining```
#1217 Shin: I do it enough every day
#8759 Moes: !use time turner
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: a magical dome encases the kingdom, accelerating local time. when the dome recedes you notice that a turn has passed. a report is prepared by your squire...```
#1217 Shin: !status
#6890 ShinBot: `Sythe is currently ONLINE.`
#5832 Alex: At the moment I'm just going to play Kingdoms aka spam this shit up
#8759 Moes: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 44 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 1257 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 2547306 gc 49892 bushels were added to your food stocks. 1654770 liters of water flowed into to your dams 65534 bushels of food and 655340 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 3121 bushels and your water stock is now 999430 9830 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 42597 people 21416 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 54183 soldiers 106 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 211 horses 24360 faggots of lumber were harvested 2952 ton of stone was extracted 1720 bars of iron were mined 385 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 22487 55 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 8 uses remaining ```
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 35:72, 35:74 and 30 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 3011 free land, 566 gc, 3 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 0 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 161 farms, 30 mines, 106 forests, 20 smelters, 0 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 114 barracks, 1 trade centers, 462 houses, 0 theives dens, 658 people, 0 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 16 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 4 tons of stone, 0 horses, 36 faggots of wood, 653 liters of water, 12 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1217 Shin: Where did you get time turner?
#8759 Moes: !tools
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1637 other locations and has: 115976 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 110496 free land, 2547306 gc, 3121 bushels of food, 14419 weapons, 32767 soldiers, 1659 magical runes, 42 banks, 4908 farms, 344 mines, 812 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 5451 military school, 77 weapons factories, 10708 barracks, 176 trade centers, 32767 houses, 1048 theives dens, 32767 people, 22102 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 4243 dams, 4779 stables, 738 quarries, 24765 tons of stone, 211 horses, 24362 faggots of wood, 32767 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 13 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: you start off with one
#1217 Shin: !tools
#8759 Moes: !items
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 8 uses remaining ```
#8759 Moes: items
#1217 Shin: wat
#5832 Alex: !items
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 18 uses remaining ```
#8759 Moes: idk how i got em
#1217 Shin: !items
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: your kingdom possesses no magical items at this time.```
#1217 Shin: ???
#5832 Alex: yous tart with one
#1217 Shin: My thing was broken
#8759 Moes: look in the code lol
#1217 Shin: I had like 14k people
#6159 Sythe: has the world been turning
#1217 Shin: Couldn't annex at all
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 35:72, 35:74 and 30 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 3011 free land, 566 gc, 3 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 0 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 161 farms, 30 mines, 106 forests, 20 smelters, 0 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 114 barracks, 1 trade centers, 462 houses, 0 theives dens, 658 people, 0 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 16 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 4 tons of stone, 0 horses, 36 faggots of wood, 653 liters of water, 12 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1217 Shin: No
#1217 Shin: The thing was broken
#1217 Shin: I had to destroy some buildings
#1217 Shin: Then it allowed my stuff to work again
#5832 Alex: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 2 more people needed!```
#1217 Shin: Because the food/water stuff
#8759 Moes: !attack shin
#8898 Cost: Think you're escaping that easy boyy
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Moes is attacking Shin!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: our army of 32767 soldiers carrying 14419 weapons on 211 horses and 13 siege towers arrived and began the attack against Shin. our force was a good match for Shin. we broke 0 battlements in the enemy's kingdom. this cost us 328 soldiers, 95 horses, 0 weapons and 0 siege towers. the enemy lost 16500 soldiers and 0 horses. we have returned to our kingdom and are ready for another battle. we have successfully conquered Shin's land at 92:97 the spoils of war were: 29 weapons, 2 magical runes, 5 farms, 1 mines, 1 forests, 8 weapons factories, 8 barracks, 9 houses, 31 people, 6 bars of iron, 2 dams, 3 quarries, 3 tons of stone```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Moes attacked Shin, and killed 16500 of their soldiers, and destroyed 0 battlements```
#1217 Shin: Was causing it to bug out
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 35:72, 35:74 and 30 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 3011 free land, 566 gc, 3 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 0 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 161 farms, 30 mines, 106 forests, 20 smelters, 0 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 114 barracks, 1 trade centers, 462 houses, 0 theives dens, 658 people, 0 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 16 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 4 tons of stone, 0 horses, 36 faggots of wood, 653 liters of water, 12 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1217 Shin: Seriously Moes
#1217 Shin: Fuck you lol
#8898 Cost: i'll see your ass in
#8759 Moes:
#5832 Alex: !build battlement 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: not enough stone, needed at least 200 tons. not enough iron, needed at least 100 iron bars. not enough wood, needed at least 200 faggots. ```
#8898 Cost:
#5832 Alex: what
#5832 Alex: !use time turner
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: a magical dome encases the kingdom, accelerating local time. when the dome recedes you notice that a turn has passed. a report is prepared by your squire...```
#5832 Alex: !build battlement 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: not enough stone, needed at least 200 tons. ```
#5832 Alex: !buy stone 200
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: bought 200 stone. you have 7518 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !build battlement 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 10 battlements. you have 7268 gc, 3016 faggots, 8 tons of stone, 200 iron bars remaining```
#6159 Sythe: so the world hasnt been turning?
#8898 Cost: !help
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Cost: just some of the commands: !stats !players !build !attack !annex !cast !trade !prices !spells !espionage !thieve and others. see play guide for details: Sythe - The Craigslist of Virtual Goods
#1217 Shin: Nope
#8759 Moes: dont think so
#5832 Alex: I don't think so
#6159 Sythe: fucking turner bot got kicked out
#5832 Alex: !build technical institute
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: not enough stone, needed at least 5 tons. ```
#1217 Shin: Last turned around 8:16 am
#5832 Alex: !buy stone 500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you do not have enough money for this trade! ```
#1217 Shin: It's currently 8:45 am
#1217 Shin: IIRC
#5832 Alex: !buy stone 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: bought 100 stone. you have 5662 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !build technical institute
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 1 technical institute. you have 5612 gc, 2916 faggots, 98 tons of stone, 190 iron bars remaining```
#1217 Shin: !m
#6890 ShinBot:
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1638 other locations and has: 115414 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 110496 free land, 2547306 gc, 3121 bushels of food, 14448 weapons, 32439 soldiers, 1661 magical runes, 42 banks, 4913 farms, 345 mines, 813 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 5451 military school, 85 weapons factories, 10716 barracks, 176 trade centers, 32767 houses, 1048 theives dens, 32767 people, 22108 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 4245 dams, 4779 stables, 741 quarries, 24768 tons of stone, 116 horses, 24362 faggots of wood, 32767 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 13 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1217 Shin: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: Shin's kingdom is at 91:96, 91:98 and 1052 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 79 free land, 890113 gc, 0 bushels of food, 30936 weapons, 0 soldiers, 1828 magical runes, 5 banks, 4995 farms, 749 mines, 1099 forests, 1 smelters, 0 battlements, 0 military school, 8242 weapons factories, 8242 barracks, 1 trade centers, 9991 houses, 0 theives dens, 32736 people, 5944 bars of iron, 1 intelligence agencies, 10 priesthoods, 1998 dams, 0 stables, 2997 quarries, 3517 tons of stone, 0 horses, 0 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 1 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8898 Cost: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Cost: Cost's kingdom is at 31:79 and has: 0 attack rating and 90 defence rating, 250 free land, 892 gc, 0 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 3 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 2 farms, 0 mines, 0 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 0 trade centers, 5 houses, 0 theives dens, 20 people, 20 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 1 dams, 0 stables, 0 quarries, 10 tons of stone, 0 horses, 100 faggots of wood, 746 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```

 

#8759 Moes: !buildmax dam
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: not enough stone, needed at least 27740 tons. ```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1638 other locations and has: 117735 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 110496 free land, 2548564 gc, 0 bushels of food, 14873 weapons, 27898 soldiers, 1716 magical runes, 42 banks, 4913 farms, 345 mines, 813 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 5451 military school, 85 weapons factories, 10716 barracks, 176 trade centers, 32767 houses, 1048 theives dens, 31129 people, 23408 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 4245 dams, 4779 stables, 741 quarries, 27732 tons of stone, 116 horses, 32767 faggots of wood, 32767 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 13 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 45 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 1258 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 2548564 gc 49943 bushels were added to your food stocks. 1693755 liters of water flowed into to your dams 53064 bushels of food and 652060 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 0 bushels and your water stock is now 1074462 12142 more bushels were needed this round to sustain your population. make more farms! as a result of starvation 1638 civilians and 4541 soldiers died! 0 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 31129 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 27898 soldiers 0 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 116 horses your population is unable to expand because it is starving to death! 24390 faggots of lumber were harvested 2964 ton of stone was extracted 1725 bars of iron were mined 425 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 23833 55 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 8 uses remaining ```
#1217 Shin: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 45 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 492199 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 1382312 gc 51049 bushels were added to your food stocks. 659340 liters of water flowed into to your dams 32736 bushels of food and 327360 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 18313 bushels and your water stock is now 331980 7228 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 39964 people 16484 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 16484 soldiers 0 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 0 horses your population is unable to expand further because you only have 9991 houses your horses are unable to breed further because you only have 0 stables 32970 faggots of lumber were harvested 11988 ton of stone was extracted 3932 bars of iron were mined 9876 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 9876 50 magical runes were produced Moes attacked your kingdom, and killed 16500 of our soldiers, and destroyed 0 battlements some of your lands were conquered by Moes ```
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you have insufficent gc to perform surveying of this site. the cost is 500 gc```
#8759 Moes: !buildmax farm
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: not enough wood, needed at least 32770 faggots. ```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Shin cast health on shin. it will be active for 2 turns```
#8759 Moes: !buy wood 32000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: buying this many faggots of wood would exceed the unit cap of 32767.```
#8759 Moes: !buy wood 20000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: buying this many faggots of wood would exceed the unit cap of 32767.```
#8898 Cost: !build varracks
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Cost: invalid building type specified. try !buildings for a list of valid buildings```
#8759 Moes: !build farm 2000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 2000 farm. you have 2448564 gc, 12767 faggots remaining```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Shin cast drought on moes. it will be active for 1 turns```
#8759 Moes: !build farm 2000
#8898 Cost: !buildings
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: not enough wood, needed at least 20000 faggots. ```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Cost: buildings: bank ( 10 wood, 10 iron, 100 gc ) : generates income. farm ( 10 wood, 50 gc ) : generates food. mine ( 5 wood, 100 gc ) : generates iron. forest ( 30 gc ) : generates wood, and some food. smelter ( 10 wood, 10 stone, 20 gc ) : boosts mining, weapons factories. battlements ( 20 wood, 20 stone, 10 iron, 25 gc ) : increases the kingdom's defences. military school ( 20 wood, 50 gc ) : increases your army's prowess. priesthood ( 20 wood, 60 gc ) : generates magical runes. weapons factory ( 10 wood, 50 gc ) : generates weapons from iron. barracks ( 10 wood, 100 gc ) : houses and trains soldiers. trade center ( 40 wood, 10 iron, 50 gc ) : allows you to !trade commodities. house ( 5 wood, 40 gc ) : generates population. thieves den ( 5 wood, 20 gc ) : allows you to thieve from other kingdoms. intelligence agency ( 20 wood, 5 stone, 100 gc ) : gathers information on other kingdoms. dam ( 5 wood, 20 stone, 100 gc ) : creates water for your population. stable ( 15 wood, 5 stone, 75 gc ) : generates and stables horses. quarry ( 50 wood, 40 gc ) : generates stone. technical institute ( 50 wood, 5 stone, 5 iron, 50 gc ) : increases space efficiency. siege tower ( 5000 wood, 100 stone, 1000 iron, 5000 gc ) : advanced attack unit, increases attack rating. war machine ( 32767 wood, 32767 stone, 32767 iron, 50000000 gc ) : war machine... for obliterating opponents. ```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Shin cast rain on shin. it will be active for 1 turns```
#8759 Moes: !buy wood 15000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: bought 15000 wood. you have 2414814 gc in your coffers```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Shin cast plague on moes. it will be active for 1 turns```
#8759 Moes: !build farm 500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 500 farm. you have 2389814 gc, 22767 faggots remaining```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Shin cast fire on moes. it will be active for 1 turns```
#8759 Moes: !build farm 500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 500 farm. you have 2364814 gc, 17767 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build farm 500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 500 farm. you have 2339814 gc, 12767 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !cast rain moes
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Moes cast rain on moes. it will be active for 1 turns```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: rain was cast on moes successfully```
#8898 Cost: !build farm
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Cost: built 1 farm. you have 927 gc, 90 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !buy wood 18000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: bought 18000 wood. you have 2299314 gc in your coffers```
#3056 n4n0teh: !cast fire moes
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: you do not have enough magical runes to cast this spell!```
#8759 Moes: !build farm 1000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1000 farm. you have 2249314 gc, 20767 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !cast pague n4n0teh
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: spell pague is not a valid spell. try !spells for a list```
#8759 Moes: !cast plague n4n0teh
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Moes cast plague on n4n0teh. it will be active for 1 turns```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: plague was cast on n4n0teh successfully```
#8898 Cost: !build mine
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Cost: built 1 mine. you have 827 gc, 85 faggots remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: Nigga suck a dick
#8759 Moes: !cast health moes
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: health was cast on moes successfully```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Moes cast health on moes. it will be active for 2 turns```
#8898 Cost: !build bank
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Cost: built 1 bank. you have 727 gc, 75 faggots, 10 iron bars remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build bank
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 1 bank. you have 831 gc, 230 faggots, 10 iron bars remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: n4n0teh's kingdom is at 72:40 and has: 0 attack rating and 250 defence rating, 218 free land, 831 gc, 180 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 5 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 1 banks, 4 farms, 0 mines, 1 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 0 trade centers, 5 houses, 0 theives dens, 20 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 1 dams, 0 stables, 0 quarries, 10 tons of stone, 0 horses, 230 faggots of wood, 695 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build mine 2
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 2 mine. you have 631 gc, 220 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !attack alex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: our army of 27898 soldiers carrying 14873 weapons on 116 horses and 13 siege towers arrived and began the attack against Alex. our force was a good match for Alex. we broke 10 battlements in the enemy's kingdom. this cost us 0 soldiers, 0 horses, 11 weapons and 4 siege towers. the enemy lost 27 soldiers and 0 horses. we have returned to our kingdom and are ready for another battle. we have successfully conquered Alex's land at 35:72 the spoils of war were: 138 free land, 81 bushels of food, 3 farms, 1 mines, 2 forests, 2 barracks, 10 houses, 20 people, 7 bars of iron, 5 tons of stone, 4 faggots of wood, 1 technical institutes```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Moes is attacking Alex!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Moes attacked Alex, and killed 27 of their soldiers, and destroyed 10 battlements```
#8898 Cost: !build barracks
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Cost: built 1 barracks. you have 627 gc, 65 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !attack shin
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Moes is attacking Shin!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Moes attacked Shin, and killed 16484 of their soldiers, and destroyed 0 battlements```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: our army of 27898 soldiers carrying 14862 weapons on 116 horses and 9 siege towers arrived and began the attack against Shin. our force was a good match for Shin. we broke 0 battlements in the enemy's kingdom. this cost us 0 soldiers, 12 horses, 0 weapons and 0 siege towers. the enemy lost 16484 soldiers and 0 horses. we have returned to our kingdom and are ready for another battle. we have successfully conquered Shin's land at 91:96 the spoils of war were: 1 free land, 17 bushels of food, 31 weapons, 2 magical runes, 5 farms, 1 mines, 1 forests, 8 weapons factories, 8 barracks, 9 houses, 31 people, 2 dams, 3 quarries, 15 tons of stone, 31 faggots of wood, 31 liters of water```
#1217 Shin: !m
#6890 ShinBot:
#1217 Shin: !attack n4n0teh
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: you have no soldiers to attack with!```
#1217 Shin: Welp
#9525 -Ryan:
#8759 Moes: !stats
#3056 n4n0teh: !autoannex 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1640 other locations and has: 86379 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 88135 free land, 2249314 gc, 98 bushels of food, 14893 weapons, 27898 soldiers, 1638 magical runes, 42 banks, 9421 farms, 347 mines, 816 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 5451 military school, 93 weapons factories, 10726 barracks, 176 trade centers, 32767 houses, 1048 theives dens, 31180 people, 23415 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 4247 dams, 4779 stables, 744 quarries, 27752 tons of stone, 104 horses, 20802 faggots of wood, 32767 liters of water, 52 technical institutes, 9 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 20 more people needed!```
#8759 Moes: !build farm 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 100 farm. you have 2244314 gc, 19802 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build farm 400
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 400 farm. you have 2224314 gc, 15802 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build farm 700
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 700 farm. you have 2189314 gc, 8802 faggots remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build house 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 5 house. you have 431 gc, 195 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !buy wood 15000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: bought 15000 wood. you have 2155564 gc in your coffers```
#5007 SuF: wat
#9525 -Ryan: That post you just made in feedback
#8759 Moes: !build farm 1000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1000 farm. you have 2105564 gc, 13802 faggots remaining```

 

#3056 n4n0teh: !build forest 5
#8898 Cost: !build trade center
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 5 forest. you have 281 gc remaining```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Cost: built 1 trade center. you have 577 gc, 25 faggots, 0 iron bars remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build farm 1000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1000 farm. you have 2055564 gc, 3802 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1640 other locations and has: 86379 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 72135 free land, 2055564 gc, 98 bushels of food, 14893 weapons, 27898 soldiers, 1638 magical runes, 42 banks, 12621 farms, 347 mines, 816 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 5451 military school, 93 weapons factories, 10726 barracks, 176 trade centers, 32767 houses, 1048 theives dens, 31180 people, 23415 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 4247 dams, 4779 stables, 744 quarries, 27752 tons of stone, 104 horses, 3802 faggots of wood, 32767 liters of water, 52 technical institutes, 9 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#9525 -Ryan: What offsite stuff are you talking about
#5007 SuF: uh the rule in general
#8759 Moes: !build siege tower
#8898 Cost: !build house 3
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: not enough wood, needed at least 5000 faggots. ```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Cost: built 3 house. you have 457 gc, 10 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !buy wood 25000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: bought 25000 wood. you have 1999314 gc in your coffers```
#8759 Moes: #build siege tower 5
#9525 -Ryan: What rule
#8759 Moes: !build siege tower 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 5 siege tower. you have 1974314 gc, 3802 faggots, 27252 tons of stone, 18415 iron bars remaining```
#8898 Cost: !build quarry
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Cost: not enough wood, needed at least 50 faggots. ```
#9525 -Ryan: Offsite scams?
#8759 Moes: !build siege tower
#7161 Karl: its not about you ffs
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: not enough wood, needed at least 5000 faggots. ```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build quarry
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 1 quarry. you have 241 gc, 145 faggots remaining```
#8898 Cost: !buy wood 50
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Cost: bought 50 wood. you have 175 gc in your coffers```
#8759 Moes: !buy wood 5000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: bought 5000 wood. you have 1963064 gc in your coffers```
#8759 Moes: !build siege tower
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1 siege tower. you have 1958064 gc, 3802 faggots, 27152 tons of stone, 17415 iron bars remaining```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1640 other locations and has: 133495 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 72121 free land, 1958064 gc, 98 bushels of food, 14893 weapons, 27898 soldiers, 1638 magical runes, 42 banks, 12621 farms, 347 mines, 816 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 5451 military school, 93 weapons factories, 10726 barracks, 176 trade centers, 32767 houses, 1048 theives dens, 31180 people, 17415 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 4247 dams, 4779 stables, 744 quarries, 27152 tons of stone, 104 horses, 3802 faggots of wood, 32767 liters of water, 52 technical institutes, 15 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build farm
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 1 farm. you have 191 gc, 135 faggots remaining```
#5007 SuF: Malicious Off-site Activities: If you are found to have committed offences elsewhere (as in, on other sites) which would constitute a ban here on Sythe had they been committed here, we may use these offences as an indicator of your character and choose to ban you from Sythe. Offences committed prior to your Sythe membership may also be considered depending on the nature of the offence
#3056 n4n0teh: !build mine
#8759 Moes: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 1 mine. you have 91 gc, 130 faggots remaining```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 1680 more people needed!```
#8759 Moes: !use time turner
#8898 Cost: !build weapons factory
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: a magical dome encases the kingdom, accelerating local time. when the dome recedes you notice that a turn has passed. a report is prepared by your squire...```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Cost: built 1 weapons factory. you have 125 gc, 50 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 45 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 1263 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 1959327 gc 127026 bushels were added to your food stocks. 1707294 liters of water flowed into to your dams 59078 bushels of food and 590780 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 68046 bushels and your water stock is now 1149281 9354 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 40534 people 21452 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 49350 soldiers 105 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 209 horses 24480 faggots of lumber were harvested 2976 ton of stone was extracted 1735 bars of iron were mined 465 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 19150 55 magical runes were produced rain was cast on your kingdom by Moes health was cast on your kingdom by Moes drought was cast on your kingdom by Shin plague was cast on your kingdom by Shin fire was cast on your kingdom by Shin your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 7 uses remaining ```
#8898 Cost: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Cost: Cost's kingdom is at 31:79 and has: 0 attack rating and 40 defence rating, 191 free land, 125 gc, 0 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 2 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 1 banks, 3 farms, 1 mines, 0 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 1 weapons factories, 1 barracks, 1 trade centers, 8 houses, 0 theives dens, 19 people, 0 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 1 dams, 0 stables, 0 quarries, 10 tons of stone, 0 horses, 50 faggots of wood, 770 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#9525 -Ryan: Alright that's what I figured
#1217 Shin: !report
#3056 n4n0teh: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 45 turns old. Your last report was generated 0.1 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 492199 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 1382312 gc 51049 bushels were added to your food stocks. 659340 liters of water flowed into to your dams 32736 bushels of food and 327360 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 18313 bushels and your water stock is now 331980 7228 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 39964 people 16484 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 16484 soldiers 0 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 0 horses your population is unable to expand further because you only have 9991 houses your horses are unable to breed further because you only have 0 stables 32970 faggots of lumber were harvested 11988 ton of stone was extracted 3932 bars of iron were mined 9876 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 9876 50 magical runes were produced Moes attacked your kingdom, and killed 16500 of our soldiers, and destroyed 0 battlements some of your lands were conquered by Moes ```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 45 turns old. Your last report was generated 0.1 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 61 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 931 gc 41 bushels were added to your food stocks. 195 liters of water flowed into to your dams 25 bushels of food and 250 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 180 bushels and your water stock is now 695 0 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 20 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 5 soldiers 0 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 0 horses your population is unable to expand further because you only have 5 houses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 0 barracks your horses are unable to breed further because you only have 0 stables 16 faggots of lumber were harvested 0 ton of stone was extracted 0 bars of iron were mined 0 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 20 0 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 20 uses remaining ```
#1217 Shin: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: Shin's kingdom is at 91:98, 93:96 and 1053 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 578 free land, 1381312 gc, 18296 bushels of food, 32736 weapons, 0 soldiers, 1696 magical runes, 5 banks, 4990 farms, 748 mines, 1098 forests, 1 smelters, 0 battlements, 0 military school, 8234 weapons factories, 8234 barracks, 1 trade centers, 9982 houses, 0 theives dens, 32736 people, 0 bars of iron, 1 intelligence agencies, 10 priesthoods, 1996 dams, 0 stables, 2994 quarries, 15490 tons of stone, 0 horses, 32736 faggots of wood, 32736 liters of water, 1 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 93 more people needed!```
#9525 -Ryan: Sorry
#5007 SuF: lol
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#8759 Moes: !build stable 300
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 300 stable. you have 1938088 gc, 28267 faggots, 31267 tons of stone remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build stable 500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 500 stable. you have 1900588 gc, 20767 faggots, 28767 tons of stone remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build stable 500
#3056 n4n0teh: !build dam 3
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: not enough gold, needed at least 300 gc. not enough stone, needed at least 60 tons. ```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build dam
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: not enough stone, needed at least 20 tons. ```
#8759 Moes: !build stable 500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 500 stable. you have 1825588 gc, 5767 faggots, 23767 tons of stone remaining```
#8759 Moes: ! buy wood 20000
#8759 Moes: !buy wood 20000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: bought 20000 wood. you have 1780588 gc in your coffers```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build barracks
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 1 barracks. you have 67 gc, 237 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build stable 500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 500 stable. you have 1743088 gc, 18267 faggots, 21267 tons of stone remaining```
#8898 Cost: !autoanne
#8759 Moes: !build stable 800
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 800 stable. you have 1683088 gc, 6267 faggots, 17267 tons of stone remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !use turn timer
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: you don't have any turn timer to use!```
#8898 Cost: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Cost: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 15 more people needed!```
#8759 Moes: !build stable 400
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 400 stable. you have 1653088 gc, 267 faggots, 15267 tons of stone remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: Wut
#8759 Moes: !build farm 300
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: not enough wood, needed at least 3000 faggots. ```
#5832 Alex: time turner
#8759 Moes: !buy wood 3000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: bought 3000 wood. you have 1646338 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: not turn timer
#8898 Cost: !build house
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Cost: built 1 house. you have 200 gc, 45 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !buy wood 22000

 

#5832 Alex: Something that long needed a change
#8759 Moes: !buildmax farm
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: not enough wood, needed at least 25270 faggots. ```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1640 other locations and has: 145129 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 37121 free land, 1596838 gc, 32767 bushels of food, 15823 weapons, 32767 soldiers, 1748 magical runes, 42 banks, 12621 farms, 347 mines, 816 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 5451 military school, 93 weapons factories, 10726 barracks, 176 trade centers, 32767 houses, 1048 theives dens, 32767 people, 19955 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 4247 dams, 8279 stables, 744 quarries, 15267 tons of stone, 419 horses, 25267 faggots of wood, 32767 liters of water, 52 technical institutes, 15 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#3056 n4n0teh: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 46 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 95 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 162 gc 56 bushels were added to your food stocks. 219 liters of water flowed into to your dams 27 bushels of food and 270 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 240 bushels and your water stock is now 640 7 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 30 people 2 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 6 soldiers 0 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 0 horses your horses are unable to breed further because you only have 0 stables 117 faggots of lumber were harvested 2 ton of stone was extracted 15 bars of iron were mined 0 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 40 0 magical runes were produced Shins spys were caught in our kingdom your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 19 uses remaining ```
#8759 Moes: !build farm 1000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1000 farm. you have 1546838 gc, 15267 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: 1build farm 1000
#8898 Cost: !build forrest
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Cost: invalid building type specified. try !buildings for a list of valid buildings```
#8759 Moes: !build farm 1000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1000 farm. you have 1496838 gc, 5267 faggots remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build quarry 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: not enough gold, needed at least 200 gc. ```
#8759 Moes: !build farm 500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 500 farm. you have 1471838 gc, 267 faggots remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build bank 3
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: not enough gold, needed at least 300 gc. ```
#8898 Cost: !build forest
#3056 n4n0teh: !build bank
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Cost: built 1 forest. you have 170 gc remaining```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 1 bank. you have 62 gc, 344 faggots, 30 iron bars remaining```
#8759 Moes: !attack cas
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Moes is attacking Cas!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Moes attacked Cas, and killed 0 of their soldiers, and destroyed 10 battlements```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: our army of 32767 soldiers carrying 15823 weapons on 419 horses and 15 siege towers arrived and began the attack against Cas. our force was a good match for Cas. we broke 10 battlements in the enemy's kingdom. this cost us 1311 soldiers, 209 horses, 17 weapons and 5 siege towers. the enemy lost 0 soldiers and 0 horses. we have returned to our kingdom and are ready for another battle. we have successfully conquered Cas's land at 34:72 the spoils of war were: 250 free land, 2 farms, 5 houses, 19 people, 20 bars of iron, 1 dams, 10 tons of stone, 100 faggots of wood, 760 liters of water. Cas was defeated!```
#3056 n4n0teh: !m
#6890 ShinBot:
#8759 Moes: !attack n4n0teh
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: our army of 31456 soldiers carrying 15806 weapons on 210 horses and 10 siege towers arrived and began the attack against n4n0teh. our force was a good match for n4n0teh. we broke 10 battlements in the enemy's kingdom. this cost us 1573 soldiers, 73 horses, 11 weapons and 4 siege towers. the enemy lost 6 soldiers and 0 horses. we have returned to our kingdom and are ready for another battle. we have successfully conquered n4n0teh's land at 72:40 the spoils of war were: 96 free land, 240 bushels of food, 2 banks, 5 farms, 3 mines, 6 forests, 1 barracks, 10 houses, 30 people, 30 bars of iron, 1 dams, 1 quarries, 14 tons of stone, 344 faggots of wood, 640 liters of water. n4n0teh was defeated!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Moes is attacking n4n0teh!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Moes attacked n4n0teh, and killed 6 of their soldiers, and destroyed 10 battlements```
#3056 n4n0teh: !attack cost
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: you have no soldiers to attack with!```
#8898 Cost: !build priesthood
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Cost: built 1 priesthood. you have 110 gc, 25 faggots remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: I have 7!
#3056 n4n0teh: !build barracks 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: not enough gold, needed at least 100 gc. you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 5 acres. try !annex? not enough wood, needed at least 10 faggots. ```
#3056 n4n0teh: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed!```
#8898 Cost: !build military school
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Cost: built 1 military school. you have 60 gc, 5 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1642 other locations and has: 66763 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 24967 free land, 1471838 gc, 32767 bushels of food, 15795 weapons, 29883 soldiers, 1748 magical runes, 44 banks, 15128 farms, 350 mines, 822 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 5451 military school, 93 weapons factories, 10727 barracks, 176 trade centers, 32767 houses, 1048 theives dens, 32767 people, 20005 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 4249 dams, 8279 stables, 745 quarries, 15291 tons of stone, 137 horses, 711 faggots of wood, 32767 liters of water, 52 technical institutes, 6 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#3056 n4n0teh: !use time Turner
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: a magical dome encases the kingdom, accelerating local time. when the dome recedes you notice that a turn has passed. a report is prepared by your squire...```
#3056 n4n0teh: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 46 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 10 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 72 gc 0 bushels were added to your food stocks. 0 liters of water flowed into to your dams 0 bushels of food and 0 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 0 bushels and your water stock is now 0 0 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 0 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 0 soldiers 0 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 0 horses your population is unable to expand further because you only have 0 houses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 0 barracks your horses are unable to breed further because you only have 0 stables 0 faggots of lumber were harvested 0 ton of stone was extracted 0 bars of iron were mined 0 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 0 0 magical runes were produced Moes attacked your kingdom, and killed 6 of our soldiers, and destroyed 10 battlements you were conquered completely by Moes your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 18 uses remaining ```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build house 2
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: not enough gold, needed at least 80 gc. you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 10 acres. try !annex? not enough wood, needed at least 10 faggots. ```
#8759 Moes: !steal n4n0teh
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: cannot thieve from n4n0teh, user does not have a kingdom```
#3056 n4n0teh: Fffuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckkkk
#8898 Cost: !attack n4n0teh
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Cost: that kingdom is already in ruins, has no lands!```
#3056 n4n0teh: Fuck you moes
#8759 Moes: oh sorry lol
#3056 n4n0teh: Fuck off with your sorry shit
#8759 Moes: wasn't on purpose
#8898 Cost: muahah
#3056 n4n0teh: Right
#8898 Cost: muahah
#8898 Cost: this is awk, gna rek shin tho
#8898 Cost: dw lads
#3056 n4n0teh: ....
#3056 n4n0teh: Wtf
#3056 n4n0teh: Wait
#3056 n4n0teh: What
#3056 n4n0teh:
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#3056 n4n0teh: Wtf?
#3056 n4n0teh:
#8759 Moes: it posts twice
#8898 Cost: lol
#3056 n4n0teh: No
#8898 Cost: that was me
#3056 n4n0teh: Look
#8898 Cost: said that
#3056 n4n0teh: At
#3056 n4n0teh: Wtf
#8898 Cost: shin #1 programmer
#3056 n4n0teh: Awks
#8898 Cost: comfermersdeded
#3056 n4n0teh: !start
#3056 n4n0teh: !play
#4517 Kingdoms: ```to play, type commands here. check out the play guide for detailed help```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```creating new kingdom for n4n0teh at 96:52. welcome to kingdoms!.```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: ```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build house 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 5 house. you have 300 gc, 75 faggots remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build forest 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 5 forest. you have 150 gc remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build quarry 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: not enough gold, needed at least 200 gc. not enough wood, needed at least 250 faggots. ```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build bank 4
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: not enough gold, needed at least 400 gc. not enough iron, needed at least 40 iron bars. ```
#3056 n4n0teh: Hm

 

#3056 n4n0teh: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: n4n0teh's kingdom is at 96:52 and has: 0 attack rating and 250 defence rating, 175 free land, 150 gc, 0 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 5 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 2 farms, 0 mines, 5 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 0 trade centers, 10 houses, 0 theives dens, 10 people, 20 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 1 dams, 0 stables, 0 quarries, 10 tons of stone, 0 horses, 75 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build mine 2
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: not enough gold, needed at least 200 gc. ```
#3056 n4n0teh: Eughh
#3056 n4n0teh: !build bank 2
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: not enough gold, needed at least 200 gc. ```
#3704 Gracious: Why'd you leave the staff team?
#8898 Cost: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Cost: Cost's kingdom is at 31:79 and has: 6 attack rating and 33 defence rating, 161 free land, 156 gc, 11 bushels of food, 10 weapons, 6 soldiers, 5 magical runes, 1 banks, 3 farms, 1 mines, 1 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 1 military school, 1 weapons factories, 1 barracks, 1 trade centers, 9 houses, 0 theives dens, 33 people, 0 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 1 priesthoods, 1 dams, 0 stables, 0 quarries, 10 tons of stone, 0 horses, 21 faggots of wood, 710 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build bank
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 1 bank. you have 50 gc, 65 faggots, 10 iron bars remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: n4n0teh's kingdom is at 96:52 and has: 0 attack rating and 250 defence rating, 173 free land, 50 gc, 0 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 5 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 1 banks, 2 farms, 0 mines, 5 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 0 trade centers, 10 houses, 0 theives dens, 10 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 1 dams, 0 stables, 0 quarries, 10 tons of stone, 0 horses, 65 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#3056 n4n0teh: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 47 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 10 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 82 gc 0 bushels were added to your food stocks. 0 liters of water flowed into to your dams 0 bushels of food and 0 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 0 bushels and your water stock is now 0 0 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 0 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 0 soldiers 0 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 0 horses your population is unable to expand further because you only have 0 houses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 0 barracks your horses are unable to breed further because you only have 0 stables 0 faggots of lumber were harvested 0 ton of stone was extracted 0 bars of iron were mined 0 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 0 0 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 18 uses remaining ```
#8759 Moes: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 47 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 1288 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 1473126 gc 152102 bushels were added to your food stocks. 1478652 liters of water flowed into to your dams 62650 bushels of food and 626500 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 122219 bushels and your water stock is now 884919 9830 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 42597 people 21454 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 51337 soldiers 138 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 275 horses 24660 faggots of lumber were harvested 2980 ton of stone was extracted 1750 bars of iron were mined 465 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 21755 55 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 7 uses remaining ```
#3056 n4n0teh: !use time Turner
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: a magical dome encases the kingdom, accelerating local time. when the dome recedes you notice that a turn has passed. a report is prepared by your squire...```
#8898 Cost: !gift n4n0teh 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Cost gifted 100 gc to n4n0teh```
#3056 n4n0teh: !reoort
#8898 Cost: yw
#3056 n4n0teh: Ty
#3056 n4n0teh: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 47 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 50 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 100 gc 25 bushels were added to your food stocks. 330 liters of water flowed into to your dams 15 bushels of food and 150 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 10 bushels and your water stock is now 180 3 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 13 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 5 soldiers 0 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 0 horses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 0 barracks your horses are unable to breed further because you only have 0 stables 94 faggots of lumber were harvested 0 ton of stone was extracted 0 bars of iron were mined 0 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 10 0 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 17 uses remaining ```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build mine 1
#8759 Moes: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 1 mine. you have 100 gc, 154 faggots remaining```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 133 more people needed!```
#8759 Moes: !use time turner
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: a magical dome encases the kingdom, accelerating local time. when the dome recedes you notice that a turn has passed. a report is prepared by your squire...```
#8759 Moes: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 47 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 1287 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 1474413 gc 152102 bushels were added to your food stocks. 1465905 liters of water flowed into to your dams 65534 bushels of food and 655340 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 119335 bushels and your water stock is now 843332 9830 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 42597 people 21454 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 54221 soldiers 276 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 551 horses 24660 faggots of lumber were harvested 2980 ton of stone was extracted 1750 bars of iron were mined 465 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 23040 55 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 6 uses remaining ```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build forest 2
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 2 forest. you have 40 gc remaining```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex
#5007 SuF: I got demoted for refusing to change the way I worked to fit the mod log system
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 133 more people needed!```
#3056 n4n0teh: Yeah I started too late. Not gonna get anywhere at this rate
#8759 Moes: this game is broken af
#3704 Gracious: o_o
#3704 Gracious: You seem to have a bright mind
#5007 SuF: Burned a lot of bridges because I really lose patience with stupidity very easily
#5832 Alex: Post what you want changed in the thread if you have any opinions
#5007 SuF: and people take offence to not wrapping truth in some PC, non-feelings hurting language that makes them feel better
#3056 n4n0teh: How about like a 10 turn protection so people like Moe's don't kill people 1 turn in..
#3056 n4n0teh:
#5007 SuF: So if I think you are an idiot I'll tell you which really doesn't make people like me
#7161 Karl: TL;DR SuF didnt do his job
#5007 SuF: This is technically true
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#3056 n4n0teh: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 48 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 60 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 100 gc 27 bushels were added to your food stocks. 234 liters of water flowed into to your dams 18 bushels of food and 180 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 19 bushels and your water stock is now 234 4 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 17 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 5 soldiers 0 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 0 horses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 0 barracks your horses are unable to breed further because you only have 0 stables 142 faggots of lumber were harvested 0 ton of stone was extracted 5 bars of iron were mined 0 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 15 0 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 17 uses remaining ```
#8759 Moes: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 48 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 1287 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 1475700 gc 152102 bushels were added to your food stocks. 815808 liters of water flowed into to your dams 65534 bushels of food and 655340 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 119335 bushels and your water stock is now 193235 9830 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 42597 people 21454 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 54221 soldiers 552 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 1103 horses 24660 faggots of lumber were harvested 2980 ton of stone was extracted 1750 bars of iron were mined 465 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 24325 55 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 6 uses remaining ```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex
#7161 Karl: mod logs were a bitch
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 133 more people needed!```
#3704 Gracious: No idea what it is
#3056 n4n0teh: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: n4n0teh's kingdom is at 96:52 and has: 0 attack rating and 250 defence rating, 148 free land, 100 gc, 19 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 5 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 1 banks, 2 farms, 1 mines, 7 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 0 trade centers, 10 houses, 0 theives dens, 17 people, 15 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 1 dams, 0 stables, 0 quarries, 10 tons of stone, 0 horses, 296 faggots of wood, 234 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build bank 3
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: not enough gold, needed at least 300 gc. not enough iron, needed at least 30 iron bars. ```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1642 other locations and has: 76500 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 24967 free land, 1475700 gc, 32767 bushels of food, 17190 weapons, 32767 soldiers, 1913 magical runes, 44 banks, 15128 farms, 350 mines, 822 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 5451 military school, 93 weapons factories, 10727 barracks, 176 trade centers, 32767 houses, 1048 theives dens, 32767 people, 23860 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 4249 dams, 8279 stables, 745 quarries, 24231 tons of stone, 1103 horses, 32767 faggots of wood, 32767 liters of water, 52 technical institutes, 6 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#3704 Gracious: Or what it was I suppose
#3056 n4n0teh: !build smelter 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 1 smelter. you have 80 gc, 286 faggots, 0 tons of stone remaining```
#5832 Alex: There should already be a 10 turn protection
#5383 Darkgroove: poor SuF
#5832 Alex: at least against attacks
#7161 Karl: staff used to have to complete moderator actions worth 'points' every month to keep your staff position
#3056 n4n0teh: Nope.
#5383 Darkgroove: they changed it?
#3056 n4n0teh: Moe's raped me after 1 turn
#7161 Karl: back in the day where Report a Spammer would be like 50 pages long
#5832 Alex: musta been taken away
#3704 Gracious: ModScore
#5832 Alex: There was SUPPOSED to be one
#7161 Karl: same thing
#5383 Darkgroove: just diff name?
#3704 Gracious: Should be a thing now, although it's currently not working properly
#3056 n4n0teh: Moe's gimme gold ahole
#5383 Darkgroove: lol RaS was terrible
#3056 n4n0teh: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: n4n0teh's kingdom is at 96:52 and has: 0 attack rating and 250 defence rating, 146 free land, 80 gc, 19 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 5 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 1 banks, 2 farms, 1 mines, 7 forests, 1 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 0 trade centers, 10 houses, 0 theives dens, 17 people, 15 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 1 dams, 0 stables, 0 quarries, 0 tons of stone, 0 horses, 286 faggots of wood, 234 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1642 other locations and has: 76500 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 24967 free land, 1475700 gc, 32767 bushels of food, 17190 weapons, 32767 soldiers, 1913 magical runes, 44 banks, 15128 farms, 350 mines, 822 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 5451 military school, 93 weapons factories, 10727 barracks, 176 trade centers, 32767 houses, 1048 theives dens, 32767 people, 23860 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 4249 dams, 8279 stables, 745 quarries, 24231 tons of stone, 1103 horses, 32767 faggots of wood, 32767 liters of water, 52 technical institutes, 6 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !cash
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: you have 1475700 gc in your coffers```
#8759 Moes: !gift 10000 n4n0teh
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: 10000 does not have a kingdom```
#3056 n4n0teh: Lol
#8321 Cas: !imgur sythe
#8759 Moes: almost
#8436 Macroman: oh man i dont know how many dozen pages of RAS i did a day
#8759 Moes: !gift n4n0teh 10000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Moes gifted 10000 gc to n4n0teh```

 

#8436 Macroman: too many
#3704 Gracious: !imgur cas
#8436 Macroman: wasnt worth
#3056 n4n0teh: !build farm 5
#5383 Darkgroove: i think me and giddy got promoted cause we smashed through them
#8436 Macroman: bot is kicked
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 5 farm. you have 9830 gc, 236 faggots remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: Ty
#7161 Karl: there were times Report a scammer could only be done by globals and they got so lazy they just gace sectionials Report a scammer perms
#3056 n4n0teh: !build mine
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 1 mine. you have 9730 gc, 231 faggots remaining```
#5383 Darkgroove: and then the next day it was back to 50 pages
#3056 n4n0teh: !build forest 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 5 forest. you have 9580 gc remaining```
#5007 SuF: Giddy and someone did like 50 pages in a few hours
#5383 Darkgroove: there was much rage
#8436 Macroman: yeh never ending battle
#3056 n4n0teh: !build house 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 5 house. you have 9380 gc, 206 faggots remaining```
#8321 Cas: ping
#5383 Darkgroove: "giddy and someone"
#8436 Macroman: because people would just report 24/7 to try get staff
#5383 Darkgroove: gg
#5007 SuF: But they switched to not counting normal mod actions
#3704 Gracious: There are a few people that do that now
#5007 SuF: so if you were good at it and handled posts before they got reported you got nothing
#8759 Moes: !build siege tower
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1 siege tower. you have 1460700 gc, 27767 faggots, 24131 tons of stone, 22860 iron bars remaining```
#3704 Gracious: But I've never seen more than 25~ reports stacked
#8759 Moes: !build siege tower 4
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 4 siege tower. you have 1440700 gc, 7767 faggots, 23731 tons of stone, 18860 iron bars remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build quarry 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 75 acres. try !annex? not enough wood, needed at least 250 faggots. ```
#8759 Moes: !build siege tower 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1 siege tower. you have 1435700 gc, 2767 faggots, 23631 tons of stone, 17860 iron bars remaining```
#3704 Gracious: And that's for community/market
#3056 n4n0teh: !use time Turner
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: a magical dome encases the kingdom, accelerating local time. when the dome recedes you notice that a turn has passed. a report is prepared by your squire...```
#8759 Moes: !buy wood 30000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: bought 30000 wood. you have 1368200 gc in your coffers```
#5007 SuF: lol it used to be like 100 pages long a lot
#3056 n4n0teh: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 18 more people needed!```
#8759 Moes: !build siege tower 4
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 4 siege tower. you have 1348200 gc, 12767 faggots, 23231 tons of stone, 13860 iron bars remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build siege tower 2
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 2 siege tower. you have 1338200 gc, 2767 faggots, 23031 tons of stone, 11860 iron bars remaining```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1642 other locations and has: 191249 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 24938 free land, 1338200 gc, 32767 bushels of food, 17190 weapons, 32767 soldiers, 1913 magical runes, 44 banks, 15128 farms, 350 mines, 822 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 5451 military school, 93 weapons factories, 10727 barracks, 176 trade centers, 32767 houses, 1048 theives dens, 32767 people, 11860 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 4249 dams, 8279 stables, 745 quarries, 23031 tons of stone, 1103 horses, 2767 faggots of wood, 32767 liters of water, 52 technical institutes, 18 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#3056 n4n0teh: !use time Turner
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: a magical dome encases the kingdom, accelerating local time. when the dome recedes you notice that a turn has passed. a report is prepared by your squire...```
#3704 Gracious: It's really neat and easy on xenforo though
#3056 n4n0teh: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 48 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 87 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 9542 gc 82 bushels were added to your food stocks. 180 liters of water flowed into to your dams 27 bushels of food and 270 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 134 bushels and your water stock is now 125 7 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 29 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 5 soldiers 0 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 0 horses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 0 barracks your horses are unable to breed further because you only have 0 stables 288 faggots of lumber were harvested 0 ton of stone was extracted 11 bars of iron were mined 0 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 37 0 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 15 uses remaining ```
#8436 Macroman: going to trigger my PTSD SuF
#3056 n4n0teh: NEED MOAR PEOPLE
#5383 Darkgroove: yeah there was a period of time where if you left it for a few hours, then that was it it was back to a ridiculous amount
#7161 Karl: http://i.imgur.com/45SexLt.png #7161 Karl: lol
#5007 SuF: But basically I don't do scam reports and thus I hardly deal with disputes and there'd never be spam reports
#3056 n4n0teh: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: n4n0teh's kingdom is at 96:52 and has: 0 attack rating and 250 defence rating, 16 free land, 9542 gc, 134 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 5 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 1 banks, 7 farms, 2 mines, 12 forests, 1 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 0 trade centers, 15 houses, 0 theives dens, 29 people, 37 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 1 dams, 0 stables, 0 quarries, 0 tons of stone, 0 horses, 782 faggots of wood, 125 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5007 SuF: so I had nothing to do
#7161 Karl: all of my posts came from report a spammer
#5007 SuF: other than read and post on every pardon
#5007 SuF: and suggestions
#3056 n4n0teh: !build house
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 1 house. you have 9502 gc, 777 faggots remaining```
#5007 SuF: and feedback
#3056 n4n0teh: !build house
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 1 house. you have 9462 gc, 772 faggots remaining```
#5007 SuF: and randomly infract people in SDA
#3056 n4n0teh: !build house
#5007 SuF: SFA
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 1 house. you have 9422 gc, 767 faggots remaining```
#8436 Macroman: scam reports were aids
#3056 n4n0teh: !build house 3
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 15 acres. try !annex? ```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build house
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 5 acres. try !annex? ```
#8436 Macroman: so much fake "proof"
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#3056 n4n0teh: Fucktou
#5007 SuF: Oh and fucking live chate
#3056 n4n0teh: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 2 more people needed!```
#3056 n4n0teh: Vdhdhdhdjdjd
#3056 n4n0teh: FUCK
#5007 SuF: I did hundreds of conversations on that
#3056 n4n0teh: !use time Turner
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: a magical dome encases the kingdom, accelerating local time. when the dome recedes you notice that a turn has passed. a report is prepared by your squire...```
#3056 n4n0teh: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: land at 95:51 annexed!```
#5007 SuF: 0 mod score because #fuckyoulivechat
#8436 Macroman: lool
#5383 Darkgroove: lel
#3056 n4n0teh: Hmph
#8436 Macroman: gg
#3056 n4n0teh: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 11 more people needed!```

 

#1217 Shin: Then the site went down and it crashed my bot.
#1217 Shin: -.-
#1217 Shin: I was like... Nice meme there Sythe...
#6890 ShinBot:
#1217 Shin: ^
#2335 Excelont: y u so toxic m8
#1217 Shin: lol wat
#1217 Shin: Would explain a lot
#1217 Shin: Did you realize the autoannex started working faster?
#1217 Shin:
#5832 Alex: I have not realized anything =p
#5832 Alex: I've been doing autoannex in bunches of 5
#5832 Alex: I assumed it was because lesspeople annexing
#5832 Alex: !cast shield Alex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: spell shield is not a valid spell. try !spells for a list```
#5383 Darkgroove: who's josh?
#5832 Alex: I thinkkkkk I see what is going on.. Richard didn't find the latest version
#5832 Alex: !cast protection
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you can cast a spell like so: !cast fire nn:mm, or !cast fire username. for a list of spells try !spells```
#5832 Alex: !cast protection alex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you do not have enough magical runes to cast this spell!```
#6575 Chloe: y am i toxic??
#1217 Shin: !cast protection alex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: you can only cast protection on yourself```
#1217 Shin: It's so broken
#5832 Alex: Well you can only cast it on yourself
#1217 Shin: Oh lol
#5832 Alex: That was intentional
#1217 Shin: I don't even try doing anything other than !autoannex
#1217 Shin: Actually created a hotkey for it
#1217 Shin: !autoannex
#1217 Shin: !autoannex
#1217 Shin: !autoannex
#1217 Shin: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: land at 87:55 annexed!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: land at 92:55 annexed!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: land at 89:55 annexed!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: land at 90:55 annexed!```
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#1217 Shin: I don't even want to do the shit
#1217 Shin: Sending an arg
#1217 Shin: Cause it's obviously fucked up lol
#5832 Alex: plz don't hurt me
#1217 Shin: When it's trying to handle the spam of many other commands
#5832 Alex: nah I'm just annexing
#5832 Alex: then looking at stuff
#1217 Shin: And gets this huge request
#1217 Shin: Dude
#1217 Shin: I haven't attacked a single person
#1217 Shin: I never did on the old game either lol
#1217 Shin: I always got attacked
#1217 Shin: Then I got super duper rich
#1217 Shin: There was some item that cost 25 million
#1217 Shin: I bought like 2 of them
#1217 Shin: And if you have it
#5832 Alex: Yeah the war machine I believe
#1217 Shin: You can wipe someone out
#1217 Shin: Yes
#1217 Shin: I had 2 of them
#5832 Alex: I remember those lolol
#1217 Shin: Before I decided to nuke someone
#1217 Shin: I just chill lol
#1217 Shin: Moes was on my ass like crazy
#1217 Shin: Abused the shit out of !autoannex 20 in bulk
#5383 Darkgroove: that's literally what he just asked you chloe
#5832 Alex: Yeah I noticed =p
#1217 Shin: And I'm busy here trying to code and fix shit
#1217 Shin: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: Shin's kingdom is at 91:97, 93:97 and 1333 other locations and has: 32766 attack rating and 196596000 defence rating, 9285 free land, 6892908 gc, 20166 bushels of food, 32767 weapons, 32767 soldiers, 25877 magical runes, 5 banks, 5000 farms, 8250 mines, 1100 forests, 3000 smelters, 6000 battlements, 0 military school, 1000 weapons factories, 8250 barracks, 1 trade centers, 10000 houses, 10000 theives dens, 32767 people, 32767 bars of iron, 1 intelligence agencies, 1000 priesthoods, 2000 dams, 0 stables, 3000 quarries, 24000 tons of stone, 0 horses, 32767 faggots of wood, 32767 liters of water, 1 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8436 Macroman: lel
#1217 Shin: Look at that shit lol
#5832 Alex: hmmmm
#5832 Alex: lolol
#6575 Chloe: i'm asking why he asked tho
#5832 Alex: Josh...
#5832 Alex: you don't want to know who Josh is
#5832 Alex: Go explorin' around Toorak
#5383 Darkgroove: ..
#5383 Darkgroove: he's from toorak?
#5383 Darkgroove: inb4rich
#1217 Shin: I mean
#1217 Shin: The war machine still lists on there
#1217 Shin: Lol
#5832 Alex: ehehehe
#1217 Shin: Just can't obtain it now I guess
#5383 Darkgroove: you're a strange one
#5832 Alex: !build war machine
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: not enough gold, needed at least 50000000 gc. not enough stone, needed at least 32767 tons. not enough iron, needed at least 32767 iron bars. not enough wood, needed at least 32767 faggots. ```
#5832 Alex: hmm sounds reasonable
#5832 Alex: !gold
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: land at 29:83 annexed! land at 42:67 annexed! land at 42:69 annexed! land at 42:68 annexed! land at 42:71 annexed!```
#5832 Alex: as opposed to
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: land at 42:70 annexed! land at 42:73 annexed! land at 42:72 annexed! land at 42:75 annexed! land at 42:74 annexed! land at 42:77 annexed! land at 42:76 annexed! land at 42:79 annexed! you have insufficent gc to perform surveying of this site. the cost is 500 gc```
#5832 Alex: oh shoot
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: land at 42:78 annexed! you have insufficent gc to perform surveying of this site. the cost is 500 gc```

 

#5832 Alex: !autoannex 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: land at 42:66 annexed! land at 42:80 annexed! land at 42:65 annexed! land at 42:81 annexed! land at 42:64 annexed! land at 42:82 annexed! land at 42:63 annexed! land at 32:83 annexed! land at 31:83 annexed! land at 34:83 annexed! land at 33:83 annexed! land at 36:83 annexed! land at 35:83 annexed! land at 38:83 annexed! you have insufficent gc to perform surveying of this site. the cost is 500 gc```
#5832 Alex: _giggles_
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#1217 Shin: There's also the bug with the uhhh
#1217 Shin: Technical institutes
#1217 Shin: If you buy them
#1217 Shin: And then raze something
#1217 Shin: It razes it for the new amount
#1217 Shin: As in
#1217 Shin: Everything in terms of space should be adjusted
#5832 Alex: Yeah infinite land
#5832 Alex: intheory
#5832 Alex: is possible
#1217 Shin: Meaning
#1217 Shin: Your land should be freed up
#1217 Shin: It doesn't make sense logically
#1217 Shin: When you're coding it for sure
#1217 Shin: I always forget
#1217 Shin: (buy 50 institutes first!)
#1217 Shin: xD
#5832 Alex: yeah lmao
#1217 Shin: It's such a small amount
#1217 Shin: But it's hard to do early on too
#5832 Alex: !build technical institute
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 1 technical institute. you have 27695 gc, 6815 faggots, 71 tons of stone, 5708 iron bars remaining```
#5832 Alex: I mean space should be
#5832 Alex: !land
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you have 71116 acres of spare land in your kingdom```
#5832 Alex: that much of an issue
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: land at 42:62 annexed! land at 25:82 annexed! land at 25:81 annexed! land at 25:84 annexed! land at 27:84 annexed! land at 25:83 annexed! land at 26:84 annexed! land at 29:84 annexed! land at 28:84 annexed! land at 31:84 annexed! land at 30:84 annexed! land at 43:66 annexed! land at 43:68 annexed! land at 43:67 annexed! land at 43:70 annexed! land at 43:69 annexed! land at 43:72 annexed! land at 43:71 annexed! land at 43:74 annexed! land at 43:73 annexed!```
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: land at 43:76 annexed! land at 43:75 annexed! land at 43:78 annexed! land at 43:77 annexed! land at 43:80 annexed!```
#1217 Shin: Are you running big auto annexes again?
#1217 Shin: Yep
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: land at 43:79 annexed! land at 43:65 annexed! land at 43:81 annexed! land at 43:64 annexed! land at 43:82 annexed!```
#5832 Alex: I was doing tests
#1217 Shin: Everything froze like hell
#5832 Alex: small vs. big
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: land at 43:63 annexed! land at 43:83 annexed! land at 43:62 annexed! land at 33:84 annexed! land at 32:84 annexed!```
#1217 Shin: It's pretty clear
#5832 Alex: seems much better to spam small ones
#1217 Shin: The difference lol
#1217 Shin: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: land at 79:80 annexed!```
#1217 Shin: !autoannex
#1217 Shin: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: land at 79:79 annexed!```
#1217 Shin: !autoannex
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#1217 Shin: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you have insufficent gc to perform surveying of this site. the cost is 500 gc```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: land at 74:87 annexed!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: land at 79:78 annexed!```
#1217 Shin: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: land at 73:87 annexed!```
#1217 Shin: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: land at 79:77 annexed!```
#1217 Shin: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: land at 72:87 annexed!```
#1217 Shin: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: land at 79:76 annexed!```
#1217 Shin: That's what I was busy doing
#1217 Shin: But then everything froze to hell
#1217 Shin: If I continued
#1217 Shin: It would kill the bot
#1217 Shin: 2 people doing it at once
#1217 Shin: Kills the bot
#1217 Shin: I'm just doing single commands
#5832 Alex: yeahlol 20 is uh.. a bad cap
#5832 Alex: he used to cap it at 10 I believe
#1217 Shin: Like I said
#1217 Shin: Won't even try
#1217 Shin: To use it with args
#1217 Shin: Because I know how quickly it crashes the server
#1217 Shin: And it might not come back
#1217 Shin: !autoannex
#1217 Shin: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: land at 71:87 annexed!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: land at 79:75 annexed!```
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: land at 35:84 annexed! land at 34:84 annexed! land at 37:84 annexed! land at 36:84 annexed! land at 39:84 annexed!```
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: land at 38:84 annexed! land at 41:84 annexed! land at 40:84 annexed! land at 43:84 annexed! land at 42:84 annexed!```
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: land at 24:61 annexed! land at 24:63 annexed! land at 26:61 annexed! land at 25:61 annexed! land at 24:62 annexed!```
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: land at 24:65 annexed! land at 24:64 annexed! you have insufficent gc to perform surveying of this site. the cost is 500 gc```
#5832 Alex: never rich
#5832 Alex: !free
#1217 Shin: lol
#5832 Alex: !land
#5832 Alex: !space

 

#5832 Alex: !freespace
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you have 89116 acres of spare land in your kingdom```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you have 89116 acres of spare land in your kingdom```
#1217 Shin: !g Alex 500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Shin gifted 500 gc to alex```
#1217 Shin:
#1217 Shin: !cash
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: you have 10778878 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: lolol
#5832 Alex: !space
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you have 87866 acres of spare land in your kingdom```
#1217 Shin: ```abra annex attack autoannex b battlement bernanke bm build buildings buildmax buy buymax cash cast checkturn destroy dice dicetext doubletime dt esp espionage fakeplay g gift give godeye greenspan help houses items land map money nuke obama obliterate play players prices protect r rape raze report roll rt s selfdestruct sell sellall space spells spy stat stats steal t theives theives den thieve thieves time turner trade trading center turn unprotect use whoon yolo```
#1217 Shin: List of commands.
#1217 Shin: Available.
#1217 Shin: Much more than you thought, right?
#5832 Alex: Yeah but most shouldn't be usable by plebs
#5832 Alex: I'd think
#5832 Alex: oh yeah !roll
#5832 Alex: !roll
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: dice roll: 3 of 6```
#6890 ShinBot: rolled 42 out of 100.
#1217 Shin: He added a stupid !r
#1217 Shin: After I changed my !dice to !roll
#1217 Shin: I swear lol
#1217 Shin: I was like
#1217 Shin: Seriously
#1217 Shin: -_-
#5832 Alex: !r
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: dice roll: 4 of 6```
#5832 Alex: !r 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: dice roll: 49 of 100```
#1217 Shin: !dice
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: dice roll: 1 of 6```
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#1217 Shin: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 61 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 512615 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 12210432 gc 51100 bushels were added to your food stocks. 792000 liters of water flowed into to your dams 32767 bushels of food and 327670 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 18333 bushels and your water stock is now 464330 7233 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 40000 people 16500 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 16500 soldiers 0 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 0 horses your population is unable to expand further because you only have 10000 houses your horses are unable to breed further because you only have 0 stables 33000 faggots of lumber were harvested 12000 ton of stone was extracted 82500 bars of iron were mined 10000 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 115267 5000 magical runes were produced ```
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 4
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: land at 28:61 annexed! land at 27:61 annexed! land at 24:67 annexed! land at 24:66 annexed!```
#2335 Excelont: !Imgur egg
#2335 Excelont: Wtf
#2335 Excelont: Wheres the bot
#8436 Macroman: got kicked
#8436 Macroman: RIP
#1217 Shin: RIP meeeeeeeeeeeks
#1217 Shin: I might code one myself
#8436 Macroman: plz do
#1217 Shin: Figured out how to get the images to post in chat pretty quick
#1217 Shin: AKA
#1217 Shin: !m
#6890 ShinBot:
#1217 Shin: Clean.
#1217 Shin: Richard was like, how'd you do that? Lol.
#1217 Shin: It's a .php link
#1217 Shin: xD
#5832 Alex: Wait do waht specifically
#1217 Shin: !m
#6890 ShinBot:
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#5832 Alex: Is something fancy going on with that >.>
#1217 Shin: Lol.
#1217 Shin: I dunno
#1217 Shin: Just wanted to make a command for a real-time map of Kingdoms.
#5832 Alex: those lovely blocks
#1217 Shin: Lol.
#5832 Alex: Once and only once
#1217 Shin: !map
#4517 Kingdoms: , Map is here: http://img.sythe.org/kingdomsmap.php although ShinBot will do a quick image for you if you ask !m nicely
#5832 Alex: did I draw something on there
#1217 Shin: ^
#1217 Shin: That's his command
#1217 Shin: Lol
#5832 Alex: and man did it take FOREVER
#5832 Alex: Oh.... lol...
#5832 Alex: Well that's all on him =p
#1217 Shin: Haha
#1217 Shin: He asked me to keep my bot around
#1217 Shin:
#1217 Shin: Bot was happy
#1217 Shin: I just thought he was going to kick it eventually all this time
#1217 Shin: xD
#5832 Alex: Nahhhhh I don't think he'd do that
#5832 Alex: unless it is annoying
#1217 Shin: Yeah
#1217 Shin: It was going crazy earlier
#1217 Shin: Was coding a command to yell at his bot when you ping it and it says "gyf"
#1217 Shin: But the site crashed in the middle of it, so I wasn't finished.
#1217 Shin: And he was getting spammed by `"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" no u`
#6890 ShinBot: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#1217 Shin: xd
#1217 Shin: _oops_
#5832 Alex: lmao
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#1217 Shin: I didn't even know it was going on
#8898 Cost: playn that lastman standing on 07
#8898 Cost: banter
#1217 Shin: He waited for so long to say anything
#1217 Shin: I was like SHIT DUDE
#1217 Shin:

 

#3056 n4n0teh: !checkturn
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: the world has turned! here's your report:```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: -250```
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#3056 n4n0teh: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: land at 94:50 annexed! land at 96:50 annexed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4 more people needed!```
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#6575 Chloe: [Accepting Applications!] Community Development Team
#3056 n4n0teh: !autoannex 5
#1217 Shin: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: land at 95:50 annexed! land at 94:51 annexed! land at 98:50 annexed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5 more people needed!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: Shin's kingdom is at 91:97, 93:97 and 1636 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 21921 free land, 20863529 gc, 0 bushels of food, 32767 weapons, 0 soldiers, 32767 magical runes, 2000 banks, 6500 farms, 8250 mines, 1100 forests, 3000 smelters, 10000 battlements, 1 military school, 1000 weapons factories, 10000 barracks, 1 trade centers, 10000 houses, 10000 theives dens, 32767 people, 32767 bars of iron, 1 intelligence agencies, 1000 priesthoods, 2000 dams, 0 stables, 8250 quarries, 0 tons of stone, 0 horses, 0 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 50 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1217 Shin: !w
#3056 n4n0teh: !s
#1217 Shin: !m
#6890 ShinBot:
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: n4n0teh's kingdom is at 96:52, 95:51 and 10 other locations and has: 60 attack rating and 296 defence rating, 1461 free land, 9143 gc, 752 bushels of food, 100 weapons, 50 soldiers, 50 magical runes, 15 banks, 21 farms, 21 mines, 25 forests, 1 smelters, 10 battlements, 1 military school, 1 weapons factories, 10 barracks, 1 trade centers, 69 houses, 0 theives dens, 255 people, 631 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 5 priesthoods, 6 dams, 2 stables, 23 quarries, 241 tons of stone, 10 horses, 8186 faggots of wood, 1324 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build house 50
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 50 house. you have 7143 gc, 7936 faggots remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build bank 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 20 bank. you have 5143 gc, 7736 faggots, 431 iron bars remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build dam 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 10 dam. you have 4143 gc, 7686 faggots, 41 tons of stone remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build farm 15
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 15 farm. you have 3393 gc, 7536 faggots remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build forest 15
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 15 forest. you have 2943 gc remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build stable 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: not enough stone, needed at least 50 tons. ```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build trade center 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 10 trade center. you have 2443 gc, 7136 faggots, 331 iron bars remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !m
#6890 ShinBot:
#3056 n4n0teh: Shin cheats
#1217 Shin: Nah
#3056 n4n0teh: You're encompassing me too
#3056 n4n0teh: D:
#1217 Shin: lol'd
#1217 Shin: Watch out
#1217 Shin:
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#3056 n4n0teh: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: land at 97:50 annexed! land at 98:51 annexed! land at 93:49 annexed! land at 93:51 annexed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 8 more people needed!```
#3056 n4n0teh: !use time Turner
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: a magical dome encases the kingdom, accelerating local time. when the dome recedes you notice that a turn has passed. a report is prepared by your squire...```
#3056 n4n0teh: !autoannex 7
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: land at 95:49 annexed! land at 94:49 annexed! you have insufficent gc to perform surveying of this site. the cost is 500 gc```
#3056 n4n0teh: Oshi
#3056 n4n0teh: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: n4n0teh's kingdom is at 96:52, 95:51 and 16 other locations and has: 100 attack rating and 810 defence rating, 1871 free land, 388 gc, 845 bushels of food, 110 weapons, 90 soldiers, 100 magical runes, 35 banks, 36 farms, 21 mines, 40 forests, 1 smelters, 10 battlements, 1 military school, 1 weapons factories, 10 barracks, 11 trade centers, 119 houses, 0 theives dens, 432 people, 541 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 5 priesthoods, 16 dams, 2 stables, 23 quarries, 225 tons of stone, 10 horses, 9536 faggots of wood, 1118 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#3056 n4n0teh: !sell 500 wood
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: sold 500 wood. you have 1554 gc in your coffers```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```to play, you may either type commands in /kingdoms, or you can private message me. type !help for commands```
#3056 n4n0teh: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: land at 93:50 annexed! land at 97:49 annexed! land at 96:49 annexed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 8 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 8 more people needed!```
#3056 n4n0teh: !r
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: dice roll: 1 of 6```
#3056 n4n0teh: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 70 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 470 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 1388 gc 400 bushels were added to your food stocks. 3072 liters of water flowed into to your dams 402 bushels of food and 4020 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 845 bushels and your water stock is now 1118 100 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 432 people 20 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 90 soldiers 0 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 10 horses your horses are unable to breed further because you only have 2 stables 1200 faggots of lumber were harvested 92 ton of stone was extracted 110 bars of iron were mined 5 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 546 25 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 13 uses remaining ```
#7986 Belumoth: !play
#3056 n4n0teh: !build farm 25
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: not enough gold, needed at least 1250 gc. ```
#3056 n4n0teh: !sell wood 500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: sold 500 wood. you have 1220 gc in your coffers```
#7986 Belumoth: !play
#4517 Kingdoms: ```creating new kingdom for Belumoth at 68:42. welcome to kingdoms!.```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: ```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```to play, type commands here. check out the play guide for detailed help```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build farm 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 20 farm. you have 220 gc, 8336 faggots remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build bank 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: not enough gold, needed at least 2000 gc. ```
#3056 n4n0teh: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: n4n0teh's kingdom is at 96:52, 95:51 and 19 other locations and has: 100 attack rating and 810 defence rating, 2421 free land, 220 gc, 845 bushels of food, 110 weapons, 90 soldiers, 100 magical runes, 35 banks, 56 farms, 21 mines, 40 forests, 1 smelters, 10 battlements, 1 military school, 1 weapons factories, 10 barracks, 11 trade centers, 119 houses, 0 theives dens, 432 people, 541 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 5 priesthoods, 16 dams, 2 stables, 23 quarries, 225 tons of stone, 10 horses, 8336 faggots of wood, 1118 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#7986 Belumoth: !annex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: you can annex some unused surrounding land by !annex nn:mm, where nn:mm is the location of the land. this costs 500 gc for surveying.```
#3056 n4n0teh: !sell wood 5000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: sold 5000 wood. you have 11875 gc in your coffers```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build bank 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 20 bank. you have 9875 gc, 3136 faggots, 341 iron bars remaining```
#7986 Belumoth: !Annex 69:42
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 30 more people needed!```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build forest 35
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 35 forest. you have 8825 gc remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: n4n0teh's kingdom is at 96:52, 95:51 and 19 other locations and has: 100 attack rating and 810 defence rating, 2031 free land, 8825 gc, 845 bushels of food, 110 weapons, 90 soldiers, 100 magical runes, 55 banks, 56 farms, 21 mines, 75 forests, 1 smelters, 10 battlements, 1 military school, 1 weapons factories, 10 barracks, 11 trade centers, 119 houses, 0 theives dens, 432 people, 341 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 5 priesthoods, 16 dams, 2 stables, 23 quarries, 225 tons of stone, 10 horses, 3136 faggots of wood, 1118 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#7986 Belumoth: !build farm 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: built 1 farm. you have 450 gc, 90 faggots remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build military school 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 5 military school. you have 8575 gc, 3036 faggots remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build house 25
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 25 house. you have 5860 gc, 2911 faggots remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build farm 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 20 farm. you have 4860 gc, 2711 faggots remaining```
#7986 Belumoth: !build mine 1
#3056 n4n0teh: !build dam 25
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: built 1 mine. you have 350 gc, 85 faggots remaining```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: not enough stone, needed at least 500 tons. ```

 

#7986 Belumoth: !build 1 quarry
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: invalid building type specified. try !buildings for a list of valid buildings```
#3056 n4n0teh: Shit not farm
#3056 n4n0teh: !build dam 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 10 dam. you have 2860 gc, 2461 faggots, 25 tons of stone remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build dam 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: not enough stone, needed at least 100 tons. ```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build dam 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 1 dam. you have 2760 gc, 2456 faggots, 5 tons of stone remaining```
#7986 Belumoth: !build forest 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: built 1 forest. you have 320 gc remaining```
#1217 Shin: !reports
#1217 Shin: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 70 turns old. Your last report was generated 0.1 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 512615 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 21376144 gc 66100 bushels were added to your food stocks. 810000 liters of water flowed into to your dams 32767 bushels of food and 327670 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 33333 bushels and your water stock is now 482330 7233 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 40000 people 20000 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 20000 soldiers 0 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 0 horses your population is unable to expand further because you only have 10000 houses your horses are unable to breed further because you only have 0 stables 33000 faggots of lumber were harvested 33000 ton of stone was extracted 82500 bars of iron were mined 10000 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 115267 5000 magical runes were produced ```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build thieves den 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 1 thieves den. you have 2740 gc, 2451 faggots remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !steal shin
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: your thieves snuck into Shin's kingdom. we stole: 0 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#3056 n4n0teh: Yay!
#3056 n4n0teh: Kappa
#7986 Belumoth: Lel
#3056 n4n0teh: !build thieves den 5
#3056 n4n0teh: Lag
#3056 n4n0teh: Who's annexing
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#3056 n4n0teh:
#1217 Shin: Sup
#3056 n4n0teh: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: land at 99:49 annexed! land at 99:51 annexed! land at 98:49 annexed! land at 99:50 annexed! land at 92:48 annexed!```
#3056 n4n0teh: Stop annexing
#3056 n4n0teh: !autoannex 5
#1217 Shin: I'm not
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: land at 92:50 annexed! you have insufficent gc to perform surveying of this site. the cost is 500 gc```
#7986 Belumoth: Shin share some love?
#3056 n4n0teh: !sell wood 1000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: sold 1000 wood. you have 2677 gc in your coffers```
#7986 Belumoth: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: Belumoth's kingdom is at 68:42 and has: 0 attack rating and 250 defence rating, 225 free land, 356 gc, 16 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 5 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 3 farms, 1 mines, 1 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 0 trade centers, 5 houses, 0 theives dens, 13 people, 25 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 1 dams, 0 stables, 0 quarries, 10 tons of stone, 0 horses, 101 faggots of wood, 177 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1217 Shin: Only person that's annexing is
#3056 n4n0teh: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: land at 94:48 annexed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 18 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 18 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 18 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 18 more people needed!```
#1217 Shin: And you
#3056 n4n0teh: !steal shin
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: your thieves snuck into Shin's kingdom. we stole: 0 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#1217 Shin: !g belumoth 500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Shin gifted 500 gc to belumoth```
#3056 n4n0teh: Wtff
#1217 Shin: !thieve n4n0teh
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: your thieves snuck into n4n0teh's kingdom. they stole much, as the enemy had relatively few of its own thieves to keep you out. we stole: 631 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#1217 Shin: ty
#3056 n4n0teh: Gas!
#7986 Belumoth: Woot
#3056 n4n0teh: Gah*
#1217 Shin: !g n4n0teh 631
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Shin gifted 631 gc to n4n0teh```
#7986 Belumoth: Lol
#3056 n4n0teh: !thieve shin
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: you've already thieved Shin this turn. your thieves are enjoying their spoils and cannot be persuaded to thieve this kingdom again until next turn```
#1217 Shin: !cash
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: you have 22206895 gc in your coffers```
#1217 Shin: Kreygasm
#3056 n4n0teh: !thieve alex_j_leon
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: cannot thieve from alex_j_leon, user does not have a kingdom```
#3056 n4n0teh: !m
#6890 ShinBot:
#3056 n4n0teh: !thieve alex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: your thieves snuck into Alex's kingdom. they stole much, as the enemy had relatively few of its own thieves to keep you out. we stole: 24492 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#3056 n4n0teh: Oshit
#1217 Shin: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: Shin's kingdom is at 91:97, 93:97 and 1636 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 671 free land, 23808555 gc, 0 bushels of food, 32767 weapons, 0 soldiers, 32767 magical runes, 2000 banks, 6500 farms, 8250 mines, 1100 forests, 3000 smelters, 10000 battlements, 1 military school, 1000 weapons factories, 16500 barracks, 1 trade centers, 10000 houses, 10000 theives dens, 32767 people, 32767 bars of iron, 1 intelligence agencies, 1000 priesthoods, 2000 dams, 500 stables, 8250 quarries, 0 tons of stone, 1 horses, 0 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 50 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1217 Shin: !cash
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: you have 23808555 gc in your coffers```
#1217 Shin: {10:58 AM} BOTKingdoms: : you have 22206895 gc in your coffers
#1217 Shin: {10:58 AM} BOTKingdoms: : you have 23808555 gc in your coffers
#1217 Shin:
#3056 n4n0teh: !build battlement 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: not enough stone, needed at least 2000 tons. not enough iron, needed at least 1000 iron bars. ```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build battlement 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: not enough stone, needed at least 200 tons. ```
#7986 Belumoth: !Annex 69:42
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 27 more people needed!```
#3056 n4n0teh: Shin don't be a cheating cunt
#7986 Belumoth: !build house 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: built 1 house. you have 816 gc, 96 faggots remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: Don't be deleting your !s
#1217 Shin:
#3056 n4n0teh: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: n4n0teh's kingdom is at 96:52, 95:51 and 26 other locations and has: 113 attack rating and 947 defence rating, 2870 free land, 26669 gc, 1358 bushels of food, 115 weapons, 100 soldiers, 125 magical runes, 55 banks, 96 farms, 21 mines, 75 forests, 1 smelters, 10 battlements, 6 military school, 1 weapons factories, 10 barracks, 11 trade centers, 144 houses, 6 theives dens, 562 people, 446 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 5 priesthoods, 27 dams, 2 stables, 23 quarries, 97 tons of stone, 10 horses, 3676 faggots of wood, 1892 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build forest 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 100 forest. you have 23669 gc remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build house 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 100 house. you have 19669 gc, 3176 faggots remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build stable 15
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 15 stable. you have 18544 gc, 2951 faggots, 22 tons of stone remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build thieves den 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 10 thieves den. you have 18344 gc, 2901 faggots remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build barracks 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 20 barracks. you have 16344 gc, 2701 faggots remaining```
#1217 Shin: Time for a turn
#7986 Belumoth: !build barracks 1

 

#7986 Belumoth: !items
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 20 uses remaining ```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build dam 40
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 1200 acres. try !annex? not enough stone, needed at least 800 tons. ```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build dam 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: not enough stone, needed at least 200 tons. ```
#7986 Belumoth: !build farm 2
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: built 2 farm. you have 616 gc, 66 faggots remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build dam 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: not enough stone, needed at least 100 tons. ```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build dam 3
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: not enough stone, needed at least 60 tons. ```
#3056 n4n0teh: Eghh
#7986 Belumoth: !build forest 3
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: built 3 forest. you have 526 gc remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build quarry 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 10 quarry. you have 15944 gc, 2201 faggots remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: n4n0teh's kingdom is at 96:52, 95:51 and 26 other locations and has: 111 attack rating and 947 defence rating, 810 free land, 15944 gc, 1358 bushels of food, 115 weapons, 100 soldiers, 125 magical runes, 55 banks, 96 farms, 21 mines, 175 forests, 1 smelters, 10 battlements, 6 military school, 1 weapons factories, 30 barracks, 11 trade centers, 244 houses, 16 theives dens, 562 people, 446 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 5 priesthoods, 27 dams, 17 stables, 33 quarries, 22 tons of stone, 10 horses, 2201 faggots of wood, 1892 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#1217 Shin: !sellall soldiers
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: sold 32767 soldiers. you have 25291991 gc in your coffers```
#3056 n4n0teh: !r
#1217 Shin: !sellall food
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: dice roll: 3 of 6```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: sold 32767 food. you have 25463330 gc in your coffers```
#1217 Shin: !sellall water
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: sold 32767 water. you have 25477780 gc in your coffers```
#7986 Belumoth: !build quarry 2
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: built 2 quarry. you have 493 gc, 38 faggots remaining```
#1217 Shin: !sellall stone
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: sold 32767 stone. you have 25710753 gc in your coffers```
#1217 Shin: !sellall wood
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: sold 32767 wood. you have 25798044 gc in your coffers```
#1217 Shin: !thieve sythe
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: your thieves snuck into Sythe's kingdom. they stole much, as the enemy had relatively few of its own thieves to keep you out. we stole: 21949 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#1217 Shin: !thieve gracious
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: your thieves snuck into Gracious's kingdom. they stole much, as the enemy had relatively few of its own thieves to keep you out. we stole: 3014 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#1217 Shin: !thieve alex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: your thieves snuck into Alex's kingdom. they stole much, as the enemy had relatively few of its own thieves to keep you out. we stole: 15553 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#1217 Shin: !thieve n4n0teh
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: your thieves snuck into n4n0teh's kingdom. they stole much, as the enemy had relatively few of its own thieves to keep you out. we stole: 3520 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#3056 n4n0teh: !thieve shin
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: your thieves snuck into Shin's kingdom. we stole: 0 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#3056 n4n0teh: !thieve alex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: your thieves snuck into Alex's kingdom. they stole much, as the enemy had relatively few of its own thieves to keep you out. we stole: 41994 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#1217 Shin: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: Shin's kingdom is at 91:97, 93:97 and 1636 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 671 free land, 25842080 gc, 0 bushels of food, 32767 weapons, 0 soldiers, 32767 magical runes, 2000 banks, 6500 farms, 8250 mines, 1100 forests, 3000 smelters, 10000 battlements, 1 military school, 1000 weapons factories, 16500 barracks, 1 trade centers, 10000 houses, 10000 theives dens, 32767 people, 32767 bars of iron, 1 intelligence agencies, 1000 priesthoods, 2000 dams, 500 stables, 8250 quarries, 0 tons of stone, 3 horses, 0 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 50 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#7986 Belumoth: Ouch
#8898 Cost: i applied for both Cx
#8898 Cost: pr rejected me
#8898 Cost: no reply from dev
#3056 n4n0teh: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: n4n0teh's kingdom is at 96:52, 95:51 and 26 other locations and has: 142 attack rating and 2392 defence rating, 810 free land, 55236 gc, 1831 bushels of food, 120 weapons, 160 soldiers, 150 magical runes, 55 banks, 96 farms, 21 mines, 175 forests, 1 smelters, 10 battlements, 6 military school, 1 weapons factories, 30 barracks, 11 trade centers, 244 houses, 16 theives dens, 731 people, 551 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 5 priesthoods, 27 dams, 17 stables, 33 quarries, 154 tons of stone, 21 horses, 7451 faggots of wood, 2967 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8898 Cost: feelsbadman
#7986 Belumoth: !build house 2
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: built 2 house. you have 413 gc, 28 faggots remaining```
#7986 Belumoth: !build farm 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: not enough wood, needed at least 50 faggots. ```
#7986 Belumoth: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: Belumoth's kingdom is at 68:42 and has: 0 attack rating and 490 defence rating, 125 free land, 413 gc, 52 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 7 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 5 farms, 1 mines, 4 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 1 barracks, 0 trade centers, 8 houses, 0 theives dens, 17 people, 30 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 1 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 10 tons of stone, 0 horses, 28 faggots of wood, 321 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#3056 n4n0teh: !autoannex 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: land at 93:48 annexed! land at 92:49 annexed! land at 96:48 annexed! land at 95:48 annexed! land at 98:48 annexed! land at 97:48 annexed! land at 100:48 annexed! land at 100:50 annexed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 9 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 9 more people needed!```
#3056 n4n0teh: !m
#6890 ShinBot:
#3056 n4n0teh: Lolwat
#3056 n4n0teh: That wall
#1217 Shin: lel
#3056 n4n0teh: !build intelligence agency 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 20 intelligence agency. you have 49236 gc, 7051 faggots, 54 tons of stone remaining```
#9576 Lame123: !dic
#1217 Shin: !cast rain n4n0teh
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: rain was cast on n4n0teh successfully```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Shin cast rain on n4n0teh. it will be active for 1 turns```
#9576 Lame123: !dice
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Lame123: dice roll: 6 of 6```
#7986 Belumoth: The plays are real
#4265 dropperz: !dice
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: dice roll: 2 of 6```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build barracks 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 10 barracks. you have 48236 gc, 6951 faggots remaining```
#4265 dropperz: wheres my 55x2
#3056 n4n0teh: !build farm 15
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 15 farm. you have 47486 gc, 6801 faggots remaining```
#7986 Belumoth: !build farm 2
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: built 2 farm. you have 313 gc, 8 faggots remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build dam 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: not enough stone, needed at least 400 tons. ```
#1217 Shin: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 13 more people needed!```
#3056 n4n0teh: !buy stone 1000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: bought 1000 stone. you have 37416 gc in your coffers```
#7986 Belumoth: !build house 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: built 1 house. you have 273 gc, 3 faggots remaining```
#5832 Alex: Welp
#3056 n4n0teh: !build dam 30
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 30 dam. you have 34416 gc, 6651 faggots, 454 tons of stone remaining```
#5832 Alex: that was fun
#1217 Shin: ?
#7986 Belumoth: !m

 

#3056 n4n0teh: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: n4n0teh's kingdom is at 96:52, 95:51 and 34 other locations and has: 141 attack rating and 2392 defence rating, 1670 free land, 34416 gc, 1831 bushels of food, 120 weapons, 160 soldiers, 150 magical runes, 55 banks, 111 farms, 21 mines, 175 forests, 1 smelters, 10 battlements, 6 military school, 1 weapons factories, 40 barracks, 11 trade centers, 244 houses, 16 theives dens, 731 people, 551 bars of iron, 20 intelligence agencies, 5 priesthoods, 57 dams, 17 stables, 33 quarries, 454 tons of stone, 21 horses, 6651 faggots of wood, 2967 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1217 Shin: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 72 turns old. Your last report was generated 0.1 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 512615 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 24321170 gc 66100 bushels were added to your food stocks. 420000 liters of water flowed into to your dams 32767 bushels of food and 327670 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 33333 bushels and your water stock is now 92330 7233 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 40000 people 33000 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 33000 soldiers 2 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 3 horses your population is unable to expand further because you only have 10000 houses 33000 faggots of lumber were harvested 33000 ton of stone was extracted 82500 bars of iron were mined 10000 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 115267 5000 magical runes were produced ```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build weapons factory 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 10 weapons factory. you have 33916 gc, 6551 faggots remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 72 turns old. Your last report was generated 0.1 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 818 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 16762 gc 1135 bushels were added to your food stocks. 7695 liters of water flowed into to your dams 662 bushels of food and 6620 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 1831 bushels and your water stock is now 2967 169 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 731 people 60 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 160 soldiers 11 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 21 horses 5250 faggots of lumber were harvested 132 ton of stone was extracted 110 bars of iron were mined 5 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 556 25 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 13 uses remaining ```
#7986 Belumoth: !build forest 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: built 5 forest. you have 123 gc remaining```
#1217 Shin: !roll
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: dice roll: 3 of 6```
#6890 ShinBot: rolled 88 out of 100.
#3056 n4n0teh: !build house 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 100 house. you have 29916 gc, 6051 faggots remaining```
#7986 Belumoth: !build quarry 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: not enough wood, needed at least 50 faggots. ```
#9576 Lame123: !roll
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Lame123: dice roll: 4 of 6```
#6890 ShinBot: rolled 27 out of 100.
#7986 Belumoth: !build mine 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: not enough wood, needed at least 5 faggots. ```
#9576 Lame123: ...\
#3056 n4n0teh: !build bank 50
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 50 bank. you have 24916 gc, 5551 faggots, 51 iron bars remaining```
#9576 Lame123: necking
#4265 dropperz: gg u lose
#4265 dropperz: owe me 10m
#3056 n4n0teh: !build quarry 25
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 25 quarry. you have 23916 gc, 4301 faggots remaining```
#7986 Belumoth: !build dam 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: not enough stone, needed at least 20 tons. not enough wood, needed at least 5 faggots. ```
#9576 Lame123: DNT
#3056 n4n0teh: !gift belumoth 10000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```n4n0teh gifted 10000 gc to belumoth```
#9576 Lame123: i guess we cab trade using another forum
#7986 Belumoth: ❤
#9576 Lame123: its a loop hole i made up
#3056 n4n0teh: !s
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: n4n0teh's kingdom is at 96:52, 95:51 and 34 other locations and has: 141 attack rating and 2392 defence rating, 675 free land, 13916 gc, 1831 bushels of food, 120 weapons, 160 soldiers, 150 magical runes, 105 banks, 111 farms, 21 mines, 175 forests, 1 smelters, 10 battlements, 6 military school, 11 weapons factories, 40 barracks, 11 trade centers, 344 houses, 16 theives dens, 731 people, 51 bars of iron, 20 intelligence agencies, 5 priesthoods, 57 dams, 17 stables, 58 quarries, 454 tons of stone, 21 horses, 4301 faggots of wood, 2967 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#9576 Lame123: can*
#3056 n4n0teh: !build thieves den 25
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 25 thieves den. you have 14719 gc, 9426 faggots remaining```
#7986 Belumoth: Is been too long since I've played
#3056 n4n0teh: !build priesthood 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 20 priesthood. you have 13519 gc, 9026 faggots remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build smelter 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 10 smelter. you have 13319 gc, 8926 faggots, 586 tons of stone remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build mine 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 20 mine. you have 11319 gc, 8826 faggots remaining```
#1217 Shin: ``` swear = {"arse","ass","asshole","bastard","bitch","bloody","boolocks","crap","cunt","damn", "dnt", "fuck","goddamn","godsdamn","hell","holy shit","jesus","jesus christ","shit", "whore","slut"} for line in range(0, len(swear)): if msg.find(swear{line}) != -1: await client.send_message(message.channel, "You\'re a shitposter and you know it {} ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)".format(author.mention)) return```
#6890 ShinBot: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#3056 n4n0teh: !build weapons factory 15
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 15 weapons factory. you have 10569 gc, 8676 faggots remaining```
#9576 Lame123: arse
#9576 Lame123: ass
#9576 Lame123: assjole
#9576 Lame123: bastard
#9576 Lame123: bitch
#5832 Alex: oh momma
#9576 Lame123: ?????
#5832 Alex: that's a lot of gold
#1217 Shin: It's commented out atm.
#1217 Shin: That's what I wrote up earlier on.
#3056 n4n0teh: !m
#6890 ShinBot:
#1217 Shin: They were hard-coded commands before.
#3056 n4n0teh: !thieve gracious
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: your thieves snuck into Gracious's kingdom. they stole much, as the enemy had relatively few of its own thieves to keep you out. we stole: 2086 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#1217 Shin: Decided to throw them all in a list.
#1217 Shin: But seemed to be annoying so meh... commented out.
#3056 n4n0teh: !build thieves den 50
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 50 thieves den. you have 11655 gc, 8426 faggots remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !sellall wood
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: sold 8426 wood. you have 31296 gc in your coffers```
#7986 Belumoth: !buy stone 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: you cannot trade until you have at least one trading center```
#3056 n4n0teh: !use time Turner
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: a magical dome encases the kingdom, accelerating local time. when the dome recedes you notice that a turn has passed. a report is prepared by your squire...```
#3056 n4n0teh: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 73 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 1294 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 32590 gc 1285 bushels were added to your food stocks. 10773 liters of water flowed into to your dams 1190 bushels of food and 11900 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 2371 bushels and your water stock is now 9647 285 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 1235 people 80 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 320 soldiers 42 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 85 horses your horses are unable to breed further because you only have 17 stables 5250 faggots of lumber were harvested 232 ton of stone was extracted 318 bars of iron were mined 166 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 423 125 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 12 uses remaining ```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build farm 30
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 30 farm. you have 31090 gc, 4950 faggots remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !autoannex 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: land at 99:48 annexed! land at 100:49 annexed! land at 100:51 annexed! land at 93:47 annexed! land at 92:47 annexed! land at 95:47 annexed! land at 94:47 annexed! land at 97:47 annexed! land at 96:47 annexed! land at 99:47 annexed! land at 98:47 annexed! land at 100:47 annexed! land at 92:46 annexed! land at 94:46 annexed! land at 93:46 annexed! land at 96:46 annexed! land at 95:46 annexed! land at 98:46 annexed! land at 97:46 annexed! land at 100:46 annexed!```
#3056 n4n0teh: !autoannex 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: land at 99:46 annexed! land at 93:45 annexed! land at 92:45 annexed! land at 95:45 annexed! land at 94:45 annexed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5 more people needed!```
#1217 Shin: !rand
#6890 ShinBot: rolled 4 out of 100.
#1217 Shin: !status
#3056 n4n0teh: !thieve shin
#6890 ShinBot: `Sythe is currently ONLINE.`
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: your thieves snuck into Shin's kingdom. we stole: 0 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#3056 n4n0teh: !thieve alex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: your thieves snuck into Alex's kingdom. we stole: 0 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#3056 n4n0teh: Awe
#7986 Belumoth: !build trade center 1
#3056 n4n0teh: I was enjoying the free gold
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: built 1 trade center. you have 10124 gc, 159 faggots, 25 iron bars remaining```

 

#9576 Lame123: !imgur joey salads
#3056 n4n0teh: !build barracks 50
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 50 barracks. you have 11590 gc, 4200 faggots remaining```
#7986 Belumoth: !build dam 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: not enough stone, needed at least 20 tons. ```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build quarry 50
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 50 quarry. you have 9590 gc, 1700 faggots remaining```
#7986 Belumoth: !buy stone 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: bought 20 stone. you have 9830 gc in your coffers```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build mine 50
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 50 mine. you have 4590 gc, 1450 faggots remaining```
#7986 Belumoth: !build dam 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: built 1 dam. you have 9730 gc, 154 faggots, 14 tons of stone remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build stable 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 20 stable. you have 2310 gc, 1150 faggots, 718 tons of stone remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build thieves den 40
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 40 thieves den. you have 1510 gc, 950 faggots remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: n4n0teh's kingdom is at 96:52, 95:51 and 59 other locations and has: 406 attack rating and 3776 defence rating, 4360 free land, 1510 gc, 2371 bushels of food, 342 weapons, 320 soldiers, 300 magical runes, 105 banks, 141 farms, 91 mines, 175 forests, 11 smelters, 10 battlements, 6 military school, 26 weapons factories, 90 barracks, 11 trade centers, 394 houses, 131 theives dens, 1235 people, 257 bars of iron, 20 intelligence agencies, 25 priesthoods, 57 dams, 37 stables, 108 quarries, 718 tons of stone, 85 horses, 950 faggots of wood, 9647 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8898 Cost: !poodlecorp
#8898 Cost: not for long
#5832 Alex:
#7986 Belumoth: !build Technical Institute 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 10 acres. try !annex? ```
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#3056 n4n0teh: !sellall water
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: sold 15643 water. you have 8857 gc in your coffers```
#3056 n4n0teh: !autoannex 40
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: you can only autoannex at most 20 squares of land at a time```
#8898 Cost:
#3056 n4n0teh: !autoannex 20
#7986 Belumoth: !Annex 69:42
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: land at 97:45 annexed! land at 96:45 annexed! land at 99:45 annexed! land at 98:45 annexed! land at 100:45 annexed! land at 92:44 annexed! land at 94:44 annexed! land at 93:44 annexed! land at 96:44 annexed! land at 95:44 annexed! land at 98:44 annexed! land at 97:44 annexed! land at 100:44 annexed! land at 99:44 annexed! land at 93:43 annexed! land at 92:43 annexed! land at 95:43 annexed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4 more people needed!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Shin cast wardance on alex. it will be active for 1 turns```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 11 more people needed!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Shin attacked Alex, and killed 0 of their soldiers, and destroyed 0 battlements```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Shin is attacking Alex!```
#3056 n4n0teh: Lol
#3056 n4n0teh: !m
#5832 Alex: lolol
#6890 ShinBot:
#5832 Alex: Well you tried =}
#3056 n4n0teh: !attack alex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```n4n0teh is attacking Alex!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```n4n0teh attacked Alex, and killed 0 of their soldiers, and destroyed 0 battlements```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: our army of 500 soldiers carrying 500 weapons on 171 horses and 0 siege towers arrived and began the attack against Alex. our force was outmatched by Alex. we broke 0 battlements in the enemy's kingdom. this cost us 456 soldiers, 156 horses, 0 weapons and 0 siege towers. the enemy lost 0 soldiers and 0 horses. we have returned to our kingdom and are ready for another battle.```
#3056 n4n0teh:
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 35:74, 37:72 and 991 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 8010598090 defence rating, 85346 free land, 175568 gc, 32767 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 28303 soldiers, 23600 magical runes, 0 banks, 5683 farms, 1029 mines, 900 forests, 120 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 13384 barracks, 1 trade centers, 8192 houses, 32767 theives dens, 32767 people, 20058 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 4030 priesthoods, 1286 dams, 0 stables, 3412 quarries, 17676 tons of stone, 0 horses, 27017 faggots of wood, 32767 liters of water, 50 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: lolol
#7986 Belumoth: Lol
#1217 Shin: I attacked you with 0 soldiers
#3056 n4n0teh: !thieve Alex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: your thieves snuck into Alex's kingdom. we stole: 0 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#1217 Shin:
#3056 n4n0teh: !thieve shin
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: your thieves snuck into Shin's kingdom. we stole: 0 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#1217 Shin: Was testing my ponies out
#3056 n4n0teh: !thieve gracious
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: your thieves snuck into Gracious's kingdom. they stole much, as the enemy had relatively few of its own thieves to keep you out. we stole: 655 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#3056 n4n0teh: !thieve belumoth
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: your thieves snuck into Belumoth's kingdom. they stole much, as the enemy had relatively few of its own thieves to keep you out. we stole: 880 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#3056 n4n0teh: Yoink
#3056 n4n0teh: !build house 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: not enough gold, needed at least 4000 gc. ```
#3056 n4n0teh: Shit
#3056 n4n0teh: Wait
#3056 n4n0teh: What
#1217 Shin: !g n4n0teh 4000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Shin gifted 4000 gc to n4n0teh```
#3056 n4n0teh: Dickweed
#3056 n4n0teh: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 74 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 1293 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 2803 gc 1585 bushels were added to your food stocks. 21546 liters of water flowed into to your dams 1555 bushels of food and 15550 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 2401 bushels and your water stock is now 15643 341 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 1576 people 180 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 500 soldiers 86 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 171 horses your population is unable to expand further because you only have 394 houses 5250 faggots of lumber were harvested 432 ton of stone was extracted 705 bars of iron were mined 166 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 962 125 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 12 uses remaining ```
#1217 Shin: ?
#1217 Shin: How am I a dickweed?
#7986 Belumoth: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 74 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 52 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 9782 gc 79 bushels were added to your food stocks. 600 liters of water flowed into to your dams 31 bushels of food and 310 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 155 bushels and your water stock is now 785 7 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 29 people 1 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 10 soldiers 0 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 0 horses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 1 barracks your horses are unable to breed further because you only have 0 stables 196 faggots of lumber were harvested 4 ton of stone was extracted 5 bars of iron were mined 0 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 30 0 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 20 uses remaining ```
#3056 n4n0teh: Someone robbed ne
#3056 n4n0teh: Me
#3056 n4n0teh: Lol
#1217 Shin: Oh
#1217 Shin: I just gave you what you needed lol
#7986 Belumoth: Alex probably
#3056 n4n0teh: !sellall wood
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: sold 6200 wood. you have 20308 gc in your coffers```
#3056 n4n0teh: !sellall water
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: you have no water to sell.```
#3056 n4n0teh: !sellall food
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: sold 2401 food. you have 31264 gc in your coffers```
#3056 n4n0teh: !use time Turner
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: a magical dome encases the kingdom, accelerating local time. when the dome recedes you notice that a turn has passed. a report is prepared by your squire...```
#3056 n4n0teh: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 74 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 1760 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 33024 gc 1585 bushels were added to your food stocks. 12654 liters of water flowed into to your dams 1585 bushels of food and 12654 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 0 bushels and your water stock is now 0 35 more bushels were needed this round to sustain your population. make more farms! as a result of starvation 63 civilians and 3 soldiers died! 3546 more liters were needed this round to sustain your population. make more dams! as a result of dehydration 76 civilians and 7 soldiers died! 0 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 1437 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 34 soldiers 0 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 15 horses your population is unable to expand because it is starving to death! 5250 faggots of lumber were harvested 432 ton of stone was extracted 705 bars of iron were mined 166 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 1501 125 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 11 uses remaining ```
#5832 Alex: I haven't done anything to you
#3056 n4n0teh: !build farm 50
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 50 farm. you have 30524 gc, 4750 faggots remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build dam 50
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 50 dam. you have 25524 gc, 4500 faggots, 582 tons of stone remaining```
#3056 n4n0teh: !build house 50
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 50 house. you have 23524 gc, 4250 faggots remaining```