Discord Log

#1540 Leedly: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: land at 81:30 annexed!```
#1540 Leedly: !autoannex 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: land at 84:22 annexed! land at 84:24 annexed! land at 83:22 annexed! land at 84:23 annexed! land at 84:26 annexed! land at 84:25 annexed! land at 84:28 annexed! land at 84:27 annexed! land at 84:30 annexed! land at 84:29 annexed! land at 83:30 annexed! land at 75:21 annexed! land at 75:23 annexed! land at 77:21 annexed! land at 76:21 annexed! land at 75:22 annexed! land at 75:25 annexed! land at 75:24 annexed! land at 79:21 annexed! land at 78:21 annexed!```
#1540 Leedly: !build trade center 18
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: built 18 trade center. you have 43226 gc, 12709 faggots, 5797 iron bars remaining```
#1540 Leedly: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: Leedly's kingdom is at 80:26, 79:25 and 91 other locations and has: 3777 attack rating and 12142 defence rating, 5205 free land, 43226 gc, 4023 bushels of food, 2815 weapons, 1298 soldiers, 2724 magical runes, 159 banks, 250 farms, 68 mines, 383 forests, 20 smelters, 14 battlements, 5 military school, 24 weapons factories, 47 barracks, 20 trade centers, 584 houses, 27 theives dens, 2304 people, 5797 bars of iron, 21 intelligence agencies, 101 priesthoods, 131 dams, 146 stables, 61 quarries, 2300 tons of stone, 584 horses, 12709 faggots of wood, 32767 liters of water, 1 technical institutes, 2 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1540 Leedly: !build quarry 39
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: built 39 quarry. you have 41666 gc, 10759 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient feast first. you need at least 10101 bushels of food.```
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#8759 Moes: !buy food 11000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: bought 11000 food. you have 8873 gc in your coffers```
#1540 Leedly: !steal moes
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: your thieves snuck into Moes's kingdom. they were vastly outnumbered by the enemy's own thieves. we stole: 0 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#8759 Moes: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient drink first. you need at least 14771 liters of water.```
#8759 Moes: !buy water 15000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: you do not have enough money for this trade! ```
#1540 Leedly: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient feast first. you need at least 9345 bushels of food.```
#1540 Leedly: !reprot
#1540 Leedly: !report
#8759 Moes: !sell wood 10000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 23 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 2010 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 43676 gc 3690 bushels were added to your food stocks. there are rains over the land 68916 liters of water flowed into to your dams 3602 bushels of food and 36020 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 4111 bushels and your water stock is now 65663 32 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 2336 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 1298 soldiers 146 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 730 horses your population is unable to expand further because you only have 584 houses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 47 barracks your horses are unable to breed further because you only have 146 stables 11490 faggots of lumber were harvested 400 ton of stone was extracted 680 bars of iron were mined 180 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 6477 505 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 3 uses remaining ```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: sold 10000 wood. you have 29123 gc in your coffers```
#8759 Moes: !buy water 15000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: bought 15000 water. you have 17873 gc in your coffers```
#8759 Moes: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: your people throw a massive feast, consuming 14771 flagons of wine and 11817 servings of food. after eating they retire to the orgarium for dirty cuddles. 1336 new people were subsequently added to your kingdom's population.```
#1540 Leedly: !stats
#6159 Sythe: mah kingdom
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: Leedly's kingdom is at 80:26, 79:25 and 91 other locations and has: 4068 attack rating and 12297 defence rating, 4649 free land, 43676 gc, 4111 bushels of food, 2995 weapons, 1298 soldiers, 3229 magical runes, 159 banks, 250 farms, 68 mines, 383 forests, 20 smelters, 14 battlements, 5 military school, 24 weapons factories, 47 barracks, 20 trade centers, 584 houses, 27 theives dens, 2336 people, 6297 bars of iron, 21 intelligence agencies, 101 priesthoods, 131 dams, 146 stables, 100 quarries, 2700 tons of stone, 730 horses, 22249 faggots of wood, 32767 liters of water, 1 technical institutes, 2 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: nice 1336 new people
#6159 Sythe: what happened
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 59:62 annexed! land at 58:62 annexed! land at 55:68 annexed! land at 55:67 annexed! land at 61:62 annexed! land at 60:62 annexed! land at 55:70 annexed! land at 55:69 annexed! land at 63:62 annexed! land at 62:62 annexed! land at 55:72 annexed! land at 55:71 annexed! land at 65:62 annexed! land at 64:62 annexed! land at 55:74 annexed! land at 57:74 annexed! land at 55:73 annexed! land at 56:74 annexed! land at 59:74 annexed! land at 58:74 annexed!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 61:74 annexed! land at 60:74 annexed! land at 63:74 annexed! land at 62:74 annexed! land at 65:74 annexed! land at 64:74 annexed! land at 67:62 annexed! land at 67:64 annexed! land at 66:62 annexed! land at 67:63 annexed! land at 67:66 annexed! land at 67:65 annexed! land at 67:68 annexed! land at 67:67 annexed! land at 67:70 annexed! you have insufficent gc to perform surveying of this site. the cost is 500 gc```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: you have insufficent gc to perform surveying of this site. the cost is 500 gc```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: you have insufficent gc to perform surveying of this site. the cost is 500 gc```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: you have insufficent gc to perform surveying of this site. the cost is 500 gc```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#1540 Leedly: !build military school 30
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: built 30 military school. you have 42176 gc, 21649 faggots remaining```
#1540 Leedly: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: Leedly's kingdom is at 80:26, 79:25 and 91 other locations and has: 4150 attack rating and 12297 defence rating, 4364 free land, 42176 gc, 4111 bushels of food, 2995 weapons, 1298 soldiers, 3229 magical runes, 159 banks, 250 farms, 68 mines, 383 forests, 20 smelters, 14 battlements, 35 military school, 24 weapons factories, 47 barracks, 20 trade centers, 584 houses, 27 theives dens, 2336 people, 6297 bars of iron, 21 intelligence agencies, 101 priesthoods, 131 dams, 146 stables, 100 quarries, 2700 tons of stone, 730 horses, 21649 faggots of wood, 32767 liters of water, 1 technical institutes, 2 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 60:69, 62:67 and 159 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 15724 free land, 373 gc, 9541 bushels of food, 3290 weapons, 0 soldiers, 421 magical runes, 44 banks, 730 farms, 128 mines, 638 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 79 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 27 trade centers, 1697 houses, 48 theives dens, 4290 people, 1355 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 20 dams, 1 stables, 73 quarries, 3047 tons of stone, 1 horses, 22767 faggots of wood, 229 liters of water, 1 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !build battlement 210
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: not enough gold, needed at least 5250 gc. not enough stone, needed at least 4200 tons. not enough iron, needed at least 2100 iron bars. ```
#1540 Leedly: !build house 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: built 100 house. you have 38176 gc, 21149 faggots remaining```
#1540 Leedly: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 23 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 2010 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 43676 gc 3690 bushels were added to your food stocks. there are rains over the land 68916 liters of water flowed into to your dams 3602 bushels of food and 36020 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 4111 bushels and your water stock is now 65663 32 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 2336 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 1298 soldiers 146 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 730 horses your population is unable to expand further because you only have 584 houses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 47 barracks your horses are unable to breed further because you only have 146 stables 11490 faggots of lumber were harvested 400 ton of stone was extracted 680 bars of iron were mined 180 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 6477 505 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 3 uses remaining ```
#8759 Moes: !build battlement 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: not enough gold, needed at least 500 gc. ```
#1540 Leedly: !buildmax house
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 3890.25 acres. try !annex? ```
#1540 Leedly: !build house 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: built 100 house. you have 34176 gc, 20649 faggots remaining```
#1540 Leedly: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: Leedly's kingdom is at 80:26, 79:25 and 91 other locations and has: 4150 attack rating and 12297 defence rating, 3414 free land, 34176 gc, 4111 bushels of food, 2995 weapons, 1298 soldiers, 3229 magical runes, 159 banks, 250 farms, 68 mines, 383 forests, 20 smelters, 14 battlements, 35 military school, 24 weapons factories, 47 barracks, 20 trade centers, 784 houses, 27 theives dens, 2336 people, 6297 bars of iron, 21 intelligence agencies, 101 priesthoods, 131 dams, 146 stables, 100 quarries, 2700 tons of stone, 730 horses, 20649 faggots of wood, 32767 liters of water, 1 technical institutes, 2 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !sell wood 10000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: sold 10000 wood. you have 20623 gc in your coffers```
#1540 Leedly: !autoannex20
#8759 Moes: !build battlement 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 20 battlements. you have 20123 gc, 12367 faggots, 2647 tons of stone, 1155 iron bars remaining```
#1540 Leedly: !autoannex 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: land at 75:27 annexed! land at 75:26 annexed! land at 81:21 annexed! land at 80:21 annexed! land at 10:91 annexed! land at 10:93 annexed! land at 12:91 annexed! land at 12:93 annexed! land at 11:91 annexed! land at 10:92 annexed! land at 12:92 annexed! land at 11:93 annexed! land at 75:29 annexed! land at 75:28 annexed! land at 83:21 annexed! land at 82:21 annexed! land at 75:31 annexed! land at 77:31 annexed! land at 75:30 annexed! land at 76:31 annexed!```
#1540 Leedly: !build house 500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: built 500 house. you have 4176 gc, 18149 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build battlement 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 20 battlements. you have 19623 gc, 11967 faggots, 2247 tons of stone, 955 iron bars remaining```
#1540 Leedly: !autoannex 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: land at 79:31 annexed! land at 78:31 annexed! land at 81:31 annexed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4 more people needed!```
#1540 Leedly: !build house 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: built 10 house. you have 2276 gc, 18099 faggots remaining```
#1540 Leedly: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: Leedly's kingdom is at 80:26, 79:25 and 114 other locations and has: 4150 attack rating and 12297 defence rating, 6742 free land, 2276 gc, 4111 bushels of food, 2995 weapons, 1298 soldiers, 3229 magical runes, 159 banks, 250 farms, 68 mines, 383 forests, 20 smelters, 14 battlements, 35 military school, 24 weapons factories, 47 barracks, 20 trade centers, 1294 houses, 27 theives dens, 2336 people, 6297 bars of iron, 21 intelligence agencies, 101 priesthoods, 131 dams, 146 stables, 100 quarries, 2700 tons of stone, 730 horses, 18099 faggots of wood, 32767 liters of water, 1 technical institutes, 2 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#6159 Sythe: !play
#4517 Kingdoms: ```to play, type commands here. check out the play guide for detailed help```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Sythe: ```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```creating new kingdom for Sythe at 21:62. welcome to kingdoms!.```
#1540 Leedly: !sell water 10000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: sold 10000 water. you have 5696 gc in your coffers```
#8759 Moes: !build siege tower
#1540 Leedly: !attack sythe
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: attack failed, Sythe is magically protected for 5 more turns.```
#1540 Leedly: !steal sythe
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: your thieves snuck into Sythe's kingdom. they stole much, as the enemy had relatively few of its own thieves to keep you out. we stole: 85 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#8759 Moes: !build siege tower
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: not enough iron, needed at least 1000 iron bars. ```
#8759 Moes: !buy iron 1000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: invalid item specified: iron. you can choose from food, wood, water, stone, soldiers```

 

#6159 Sythe: !protect sythe 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```sythe cast protection on sythe for 100 turns.```
#8759 Moes: !build mine 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 20 mine. you have 17623 gc, 11867 faggots remaining```
#1540 Leedly: !build war machine
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: not enough gold, needed at least 50000000 gc. not enough stone, needed at least 32767 tons. not enough iron, needed at least 32767 iron bars. not enough wood, needed at least 32767 faggots. ```
#8759 Moes: wtf
#1540 Leedly: !stats
#6159 Sythe:
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: Leedly's kingdom is at 80:26, 79:25 and 114 other locations and has: 4150 attack rating and 12297 defence rating, 6742 free land, 5781 gc, 4111 bushels of food, 2995 weapons, 1298 soldiers, 3229 magical runes, 159 banks, 250 farms, 68 mines, 383 forests, 20 smelters, 14 battlements, 35 military school, 24 weapons factories, 47 barracks, 20 trade centers, 1294 houses, 27 theives dens, 2336 people, 6297 bars of iron, 21 intelligence agencies, 101 priesthoods, 131 dams, 146 stables, 100 quarries, 2700 tons of stone, 730 horses, 18099 faggots of wood, 22767 liters of water, 1 technical institutes, 2 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1540 Leedly: !build technical institute 49
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: built 49 technical institute. you have 3331 gc, 15649 faggots, 2455 tons of stone, 6052 iron bars remaining```
#6159 Sythe: oh da hax
#1540 Leedly: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: Leedly's kingdom is at 80:26, 79:25 and 114 other locations and has: 4150 attack rating and 12297 defence rating, 6277 free land, 3331 gc, 4111 bushels of food, 2995 weapons, 1298 soldiers, 3229 magical runes, 159 banks, 250 farms, 68 mines, 383 forests, 20 smelters, 14 battlements, 35 military school, 24 weapons factories, 47 barracks, 20 trade centers, 1294 houses, 27 theives dens, 2336 people, 6052 bars of iron, 21 intelligence agencies, 101 priesthoods, 131 dams, 146 stables, 100 quarries, 2455 tons of stone, 730 horses, 15649 faggots of wood, 22767 liters of water, 50 technical institutes, 2 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1540 Leedly: !build battlements 36
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: built 36 battlements. you have 2431 gc, 14929 faggots, 1735 tons of stone, 5692 iron bars remaining```
#1540 Leedly: !build battlements 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: built 10 battlements. you have 2181 gc, 14729 faggots, 1535 tons of stone, 5592 iron bars remaining```
#1540 Leedly: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: Leedly's kingdom is at 80:26, 79:25 and 114 other locations and has: 4150 attack rating and 52703 defence rating, 6231 free land, 2181 gc, 4111 bushels of food, 2995 weapons, 1298 soldiers, 3229 magical runes, 159 banks, 250 farms, 68 mines, 383 forests, 20 smelters, 60 battlements, 35 military school, 24 weapons factories, 47 barracks, 20 trade centers, 1294 houses, 27 theives dens, 2336 people, 5592 bars of iron, 21 intelligence agencies, 101 priesthoods, 131 dams, 146 stables, 100 quarries, 1535 tons of stone, 730 horses, 14729 faggots of wood, 22767 liters of water, 50 technical institutes, 2 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !build battlement 20
#1540 Leedly: !spy moes
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 20 battlements. you have 17123 gc, 11467 faggots, 1847 tons of stone, 755 iron bars remaining```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: your spies entered Moes's kingdom by night. they were outnumbered by the enemy's own spies and obtained very little information. Moes's kingdom had: soldiers: 0, civilians: 4290, iron: 755, magic runes: 421, this was all the information we could obtain with our current level of espionage ability```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 60:69, 62:67 and 159 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 15515 free land, 17123 gc, 9541 bushels of food, 3290 weapons, 0 soldiers, 421 magical runes, 44 banks, 730 farms, 148 mines, 638 forests, 0 smelters, 60 battlements, 1 military school, 79 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 27 trade centers, 1697 houses, 48 theives dens, 4290 people, 755 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 20 dams, 1 stables, 73 quarries, 1847 tons of stone, 1 horses, 11467 faggots of wood, 229 liters of water, 1 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1540 Leedly: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: Leedly's kingdom is at 80:26, 79:25 and 114 other locations and has: 4150 attack rating and 52703 defence rating, 6231 free land, 2181 gc, 4111 bushels of food, 2995 weapons, 1298 soldiers, 3229 magical runes, 159 banks, 250 farms, 68 mines, 383 forests, 20 smelters, 60 battlements, 35 military school, 24 weapons factories, 47 barracks, 20 trade centers, 1294 houses, 27 theives dens, 2336 people, 5592 bars of iron, 21 intelligence agencies, 101 priesthoods, 131 dams, 146 stables, 100 quarries, 1535 tons of stone, 730 horses, 14729 faggots of wood, 22767 liters of water, 50 technical institutes, 2 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1540 Leedly: !attack moes
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Leedly is attacking Moes!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Leedly attacked Moes, and killed 0 of their soldiers, and destroyed 60 battlements```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: our army of 1298 soldiers carrying 1298 weapons on 730 horses and 2 siege towers arrived and began the attack against Moes. our force was a good match for Moes. we broke 60 battlements in the enemy's kingdom. this cost us 39 soldiers, 365 horses, 35 weapons and 2 siege towers. the enemy lost 0 soldiers and 1 horses. we have returned to our kingdom and are ready for another battle. we have successfully conquered Moes's land at 60:69 the spoils of war were: 96 free land, 59 bushels of food, 20 weapons, 3 magical runes, 5 farms, 1 mines, 4 forests, 11 houses, 27 people, 5 bars of iron, 11 tons of stone, 71 faggots of wood, 1 liters of water```
#8759 Moes: !build house 200
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 200 house. you have 9123 gc, 10396 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build house 200
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 200 house. you have 1123 gc, 9396 faggots remaining```
#1540 Leedly: #!report
#1540 Leedly: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 23 turns old. Your last report was generated 0.1 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 2010 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 43676 gc 3690 bushels were added to your food stocks. there are rains over the land 68916 liters of water flowed into to your dams 3602 bushels of food and 36020 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 4111 bushels and your water stock is now 65663 32 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 2336 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 1298 soldiers 146 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 730 horses your population is unable to expand further because you only have 584 houses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 47 barracks your horses are unable to breed further because you only have 146 stables 11490 faggots of lumber were harvested 400 ton of stone was extracted 680 bars of iron were mined 180 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 6477 505 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 3 uses remaining ```
#8759 Moes: !use time turner
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: a magical dome encases the kingdom, accelerating local time. when the dome recedes you notice that a turn has passed. a report is prepared by your squire...```
#1540 Leedly: !build farm 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: not enough gold, needed at least 5000 gc. ```
#8759 Moes: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 23 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 65029 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 66152 gc 7884 bushels were added to your food stocks. 7560 liters of water flowed into to your dams 4263 bushels of food and 7788 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 13103 bushels and your water stock is now 0 34842 more liters were needed this round to sustain your population. make more dams! as a result of dehydration 298 civilians and 1 soldiers died! 1190 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 5155 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 0 soldiers 1 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 1 horses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 0 barracks 19020 faggots of lumber were harvested 292 ton of stone was extracted 735 bars of iron were mined 395 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 1485 55 magical runes were produced Leedlys spys were caught in our kingdom Leedly attacked your kingdom, and killed 0 of our soldiers, and destroyed 60 battlements some of your lands were conquered by Leedly your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 15 uses remaining ```
#1540 Leedly: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: Leedly's kingdom is at 80:26, 79:25 and 115 other locations and has: 1670 attack rating and 41146 defence rating, 6327 free land, 2181 gc, 4170 bushels of food, 2980 weapons, 1259 soldiers, 3232 magical runes, 159 banks, 255 farms, 69 mines, 387 forests, 20 smelters, 60 battlements, 35 military school, 24 weapons factories, 47 barracks, 20 trade centers, 1305 houses, 27 theives dens, 2363 people, 5597 bars of iron, 21 intelligence agencies, 101 priesthoods, 131 dams, 146 stables, 100 quarries, 1546 tons of stone, 365 horses, 14800 faggots of wood, 22768 liters of water, 50 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 62:67, 62:69 and 158 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 13519 free land, 66152 gc, 13103 bushels of food, 3665 weapons, 0 soldiers, 473 magical runes, 44 banks, 725 farms, 147 mines, 634 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 79 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 27 trade centers, 2086 houses, 48 theives dens, 5155 people, 1090 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 20 dams, 1 stables, 73 quarries, 2128 tons of stone, 1 horses, 28416 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 1 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1540 Leedly: !sekk water 5000
#1540 Leedly: !sell water 5000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: sold 5000 water. you have 3891 gc in your coffers```
#1540 Leedly: !sell water 5000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: sold 5000 water. you have 5601 gc in your coffers```
#8759 Moes: !build trade center 50
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 50 trade center. you have 63652 gc, 26416 faggots, 590 iron bars remaining```
#1540 Leedly: !sell wood 5000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: sold 5000 wood. you have 15726 gc in your coffers```
#1540 Leedly: !build forest 500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: built 500 forest. you have 726 gc remaining```
#1540 Leedly: !build dam 500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: not enough gold, needed at least 50000 gc. you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 7500 acres. try !annex? not enough stone, needed at least 10000 tons. ```
#8759 Moes: !sell wood 10000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: sold 10000 wood. you have 83902 gc in your coffers```
#1540 Leedly: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: Leedly's kingdom is at 80:26, 79:25 and 115 other locations and has: 1670 attack rating and 41146 defence rating, 3827 free land, 726 gc, 4170 bushels of food, 2980 weapons, 1259 soldiers, 3232 magical runes, 159 banks, 255 farms, 69 mines, 887 forests, 20 smelters, 60 battlements, 35 military school, 24 weapons factories, 47 barracks, 20 trade centers, 1305 houses, 27 theives dens, 2363 people, 5597 bars of iron, 21 intelligence agencies, 101 priesthoods, 131 dams, 146 stables, 100 quarries, 1546 tons of stone, 365 horses, 9800 faggots of wood, 12768 liters of water, 50 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !build mine 200
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 200 mine. you have 63902 gc, 15416 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build siege tower
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: not enough iron, needed at least 1000 iron bars. ```
#1540 Leedly: !build dank 61
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: invalid building type specified. try !buildings for a list of valid buildings```
#1540 Leedly: !build bank 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: built 1 bank. you have 626 gc, 9790 faggots, 5587 iron bars remaining```
#1540 Leedly: !report
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 23 turns old. Your last report was generated 0.1 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 2010 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 43676 gc 3690 bushels were added to your food stocks. there are rains over the land 68916 liters of water flowed into to your dams 3602 bushels of food and 36020 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 4111 bushels and your water stock is now 65663 32 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 2336 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 1298 soldiers 146 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 730 horses your population is unable to expand further because you only have 584 houses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 47 barracks your horses are unable to breed further because you only have 146 stables 11490 faggots of lumber were harvested 400 ton of stone was extracted 680 bars of iron were mined 180 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 6477 505 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 3 uses remaining ```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 62:67, 62:69 and 158 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 11619 free land, 63902 gc, 13103 bushels of food, 3665 weapons, 0 soldiers, 473 magical runes, 44 banks, 725 farms, 347 mines, 634 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 79 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 77 trade centers, 2086 houses, 48 theives dens, 5155 people, 590 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 20 dams, 1 stables, 73 quarries, 2128 tons of stone, 1 horses, 15416 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 1 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1540 Leedly: my siehe towers disappeared
#1540 Leedly: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: Leedly's kingdom is at 80:26, 79:25 and 115 other locations and has: 1670 attack rating and 41146 defence rating, 3826 free land, 626 gc, 4170 bushels of food, 2980 weapons, 1259 soldiers, 3232 magical runes, 160 banks, 255 farms, 69 mines, 887 forests, 20 smelters, 60 battlements, 35 military school, 24 weapons factories, 47 barracks, 20 trade centers, 1305 houses, 27 theives dens, 2363 people, 5587 bars of iron, 21 intelligence agencies, 101 priesthoods, 131 dams, 146 stables, 100 quarries, 1546 tons of stone, 365 horses, 9790 faggots of wood, 12768 liters of water, 50 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1540 Leedly: !cast protection
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you can cast a spell like so: !cast fire nn:mm, or !cast fire username. for a list of spells try !spells```
#1540 Leedly: !cast protection blade
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: cannot cast a spell on blade, user does not have a kingdom```
#8759 Moes: !cast plague leedly
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: plague was cast on leedly successfully```
#1540 Leedly: !cast protection leedly
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you can only cast protection on yourself```
#1540 Leedly: wat
#1540 Leedly: !cast protection
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you can cast a spell like so: !cast fire nn:mm, or !cast fire username. for a list of spells try !spells```
#1540 Leedly: >_>
#1540 Leedly: !cast protection Leedly
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you can only cast protection on yourself```
#1540 Leedly: I AM U CUNT
#8759 Moes: lol
#1540 Leedly: !cast plague moes
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Leedly cast plague on moes. it will be active for 1 turns```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: plague was cast on moes successfully```

 

#1540 Leedly: !cast fire moes
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: fire was cast on moes successfully```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Leedly cast fire on moes. it will be active for 1 turns```
#8759 Moes: !cash health moes
#1540 Leedly: !cast rain leedly
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Leedly cast rain on leedly. it will be active for 1 turns```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: rain was cast on leedly successfully```
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#8759 Moes: !cast fire leedly
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Moes cast fire on leedly. it will be active for 1 turns```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: fire was cast on leedly successfully```
#1540 Leedly: !cast health leedly
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Leedly cast health on leedly. it will be active for 2 turns```
#1540 Leedly: !steal moes
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: your thieves snuck into Moes's kingdom. they were vastly outnumbered by the enemy's own thieves. we stole: 0 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#1540 Leedly: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: Leedly's kingdom is at 80:26, 79:25 and 115 other locations and has: 2034 attack rating and 47518 defence rating, 3826 free land, 3151 gc, 4776 bushels of food, 3160 weapons, 1259 soldiers, 3607 magical runes, 160 banks, 255 farms, 69 mines, 887 forests, 20 smelters, 60 battlements, 35 military school, 24 weapons factories, 47 barracks, 20 trade centers, 1305 houses, 27 theives dens, 3072 people, 6097 bars of iron, 21 intelligence agencies, 101 priesthoods, 131 dams, 146 stables, 100 quarries, 1946 tons of stone, 730 horses, 32767 faggots of wood, 32767 liters of water, 50 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1540 Leedly: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 24 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 2525 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 3151 gc 4228 bushels were added to your food stocks. there are rains over the land 61874 liters of water flowed into to your dams 3622 bushels of food and 36220 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 4776 bushels and your water stock is now 38422 709 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 3072 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 1259 soldiers 365 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 730 horses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 47 barracks your horses are unable to breed further because you only have 146 stables 26610 faggots of lumber were harvested 400 ton of stone was extracted 690 bars of iron were mined 180 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 6277 505 magical runes were produced plague was cast on your kingdom by Moes rain was cast on your kingdom by Leedly your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 3 uses remaining ```
#1540 Leedly: !build farm 50
#8759 Moes: !use time turner
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: built 50 farm. you have 651 gc, 32267 faggots remaining```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: a magical dome encases the kingdom, accelerating local time. when the dome recedes you notice that a turn has passed. a report is prepared by your squire...```
#1540 Leedly: !build farm 50
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: not enough gold, needed at least 2500 gc. ```
#8759 Moes: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 24 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 98539 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 240850 gc 7719 bushels were added to your food stocks. 7560 liters of water flowed into to your dams 6500 bushels of food and 7560 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 17051 bushels and your water stock is now 0 57440 more liters were needed this round to sustain your population. make more dams! as a result of dehydration 130 civilians and 1 soldiers died! 1890 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 8260 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 0 soldiers 2 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 5 horses your population is unable to expand further because you only have 2065 houses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 0 barracks your horses are unable to breed further because you only have 1 stables 18270 faggots of lumber were harvested 292 ton of stone was extracted 1735 bars of iron were mined 385 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 3665 55 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 14 uses remaining ```
#1540 Leedly: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: Leedly's kingdom is at 80:26, 79:25 and 115 other locations and has: 2034 attack rating and 47518 defence rating, 3576 free land, 651 gc, 4776 bushels of food, 3160 weapons, 1259 soldiers, 3607 magical runes, 160 banks, 305 farms, 69 mines, 887 forests, 20 smelters, 60 battlements, 35 military school, 24 weapons factories, 47 barracks, 20 trade centers, 1305 houses, 27 theives dens, 3072 people, 6097 bars of iron, 21 intelligence agencies, 101 priesthoods, 131 dams, 146 stables, 100 quarries, 1946 tons of stone, 730 horses, 32267 faggots of wood, 32767 liters of water, 50 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 62:67, 62:69 and 158 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 11619 free land, 240850 gc, 17051 bushels of food, 4445 weapons, 0 soldiers, 483 magical runes, 42 banks, 711 farms, 347 mines, 609 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 76 trade centers, 2065 houses, 48 theives dens, 8260 people, 3280 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 20 dams, 1 stables, 73 quarries, 2712 tons of stone, 5 horses, 32767 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 1 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1540 Leedly: !build bank 40
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: not enough gold, needed at least 4000 gc. ```
#1540 Leedly: !sell wood 10000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: sold 10000 wood. you have 20901 gc in your coffers```
#1540 Leedly: !sell water 10000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: sold 10000 water. you have 24321 gc in your coffers```
#1540 Leedly: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 24 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 2525 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 3151 gc 4228 bushels were added to your food stocks. there are rains over the land 61874 liters of water flowed into to your dams 3622 bushels of food and 36220 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 4776 bushels and your water stock is now 38422 709 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 3072 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 1259 soldiers 365 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 730 horses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 47 barracks your horses are unable to breed further because you only have 146 stables 26610 faggots of lumber were harvested 400 ton of stone was extracted 690 bars of iron were mined 180 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 6277 505 magical runes were produced plague was cast on your kingdom by Moes rain was cast on your kingdom by Leedly your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 3 uses remaining ```
#8759 Moes: !build siege tower
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1 siege tower. you have 235850 gc, 27767 faggots, 2612 tons of stone, 2280 iron bars remaining```
#6159 Sythe: did you manage to get my time turner moes?
#6159 Sythe: that'll win you the endgame
#8759 Moes: !build technical institute 50
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 50 technical institute. you have 233350 gc, 25267 faggots, 2362 tons of stone, 2030 iron bars remaining```
#6159 Sythe: if you save it
#8759 Moes: why should I save it
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Leedly cast rain on leedly. it will be active for 1 turns```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 62:67, 62:69 and 158 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 11139 free land, 233350 gc, 17051 bushels of food, 4445 weapons, 0 soldiers, 483 magical runes, 42 banks, 711 farms, 347 mines, 609 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 76 trade centers, 2065 houses, 48 theives dens, 8260 people, 2030 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 20 dams, 1 stables, 73 quarries, 2362 tons of stone, 5 horses, 25267 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#6159 Sythe: have you noticed how the numbers get bigger and bigger
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Shin cast health on shin. it will be active for 2 turns```
#6159 Sythe: every turn
#8759 Moes: ah
#8759 Moes: I didn't know it was limited
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Shin cast fire on leedly. it will be active for 1 turns```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Shin cast plague on leedly. it will be active for 1 turns```
#6159 Sythe: actually cant recall if there is a cap on the values
#6159 Sythe: there might be
#8759 Moes: !sell wood 10000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: sold 10000 wood. you have 253600 gc in your coffers```
#8759 Moes: !steal leedly
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: your thieves snuck into Leedly's kingdom. their reach was limited due being detected by the enemy's own thieves. we stole: 159 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#1540 Leedly: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: Leedly's kingdom is at 80:26, 79:25 and 115 other locations and has: 3031 attack rating and 47518 defence rating, 2044 free land, 3812 gc, 4776 bushels of food, 3160 weapons, 1259 soldiers, 3597 magical runes, 160 banks, 305 farms, 69 mines, 887 forests, 50 smelters, 60 battlements, 50 military school, 24 weapons factories, 97 barracks, 50 trade centers, 1305 houses, 27 theives dens, 3072 people, 4797 bars of iron, 21 intelligence agencies, 101 priesthoods, 131 dams, 246 stables, 100 quarries, 1046 tons of stone, 730 horses, 13467 faggots of wood, 22767 liters of water, 50 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1540 Leedly: !build forest 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: built 100 forest. you have 812 gc remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build house 500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 500 house. you have 233759 gc, 12767 faggots remaining```
#1540 Leedly: !use time turner
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: a magical dome encases the kingdom, accelerating local time. when the dome recedes you notice that a turn has passed. a report is prepared by your squire...```
#8759 Moes: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient feast first. you need at least 33041 bushels of food.```
#1540 Leedly: !reprot
#1540 Leedly: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 24 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 2634 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 3446 gc 4764 bushels were added to your food stocks. there are rains over the land 39882 liters of water flowed into to your dams 4331 bushels of food and 43310 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 5209 bushels and your water stock is now 19339 922 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 3994 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 1259 soldiers 500 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 1230 horses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 97 barracks your horses are unable to breed further because you only have 246 stables 29610 faggots of lumber were harvested 400 ton of stone was extracted 690 bars of iron were mined 240 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 5487 505 magical runes were produced magical fires razed some buildings from your land. you may want to !cast rain on yourself fire was cast on your kingdom by Shin plague was cast on your kingdom by Shin health was cast on your kingdom by Leedly rain was cast on your kingdom by Leedly fire was cast on your kingdom by Moes Moess spys were caught in our kingdom your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 2 uses remaining ```
#8759 Moes: !buy food 34000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: buying this many bushels of food would exceed the unit cap of 32767.```
#8759 Moes: lol
#8759 Moes: unit cap of 32767
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 62:67, 62:69 and 158 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 9889 free land, 233759 gc, 17051 bushels of food, 4445 weapons, 0 soldiers, 483 magical runes, 42 banks, 711 farms, 347 mines, 609 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 76 trade centers, 2565 houses, 48 theives dens, 8260 people, 2030 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 20 dams, 1 stables, 73 quarries, 2362 tons of stone, 5 horses, 12767 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1540 Leedly: !attack moes
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Leedly is attacking Moes!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Leedly attacked Moes, and killed 0 of their soldiers, and destroyed 0 battlements```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: our army of 1259 soldiers carrying 1259 weapons on 1230 horses and 1 siege towers arrived and began the attack against Moes. our force was a good match for Moes. we broke 0 battlements in the enemy's kingdom. this cost us 13 soldiers, 307 horses, 0 weapons and 0 siege towers. the enemy lost 0 soldiers and 5 horses. we have returned to our kingdom and are ready for another battle. we have successfully conquered Moes's land at 62:67 the spoils of war were: 62 free land, 107 bushels of food, 28 weapons, 3 magical runes, 4 farms, 2 mines, 4 forests, 16 houses, 52 people, 13 bars of iron, 15 tons of stone, 80 faggots of wood```
#1540 Leedly: !attack cas
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Leedly is attacking Cas!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: our army of 1246 soldiers carrying 1246 weapons on 923 horses and 1 siege towers arrived and began the attack against Cas. our force was a good match for Cas. we broke 10 battlements in the enemy's kingdom. this cost us 12 soldiers, 415 horses, 15 weapons and 1 siege towers. the enemy lost 0 soldiers and 0 horses. we have returned to our kingdom and are ready for another battle. we have successfully conquered Cas's land at 61:0 the spoils of war were: 250 free land, 1 bushels of food, 2 farms, 5 houses, 20 people, 20 bars of iron, 1 dams, 10 tons of stone, 100 faggots of wood, 810 liters of water. Cas was defeated!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Leedly attacked Cas, and killed 0 of their soldiers, and destroyed 10 battlements```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 67:69 annexed! land at 67:72 annexed! land at 67:71 annexed! land at 67:74 annexed! land at 67:73 annexed! land at 66:74 annexed! land at 54:61 annexed! land at 54:63 annexed! land at 56:61 annexed! land at 55:61 annexed! land at 54:62 annexed! land at 54:65 annexed! land at 54:64 annexed! land at 58:61 annexed! land at 57:61 annexed! land at 54:67 annexed! land at 54:66 annexed! land at 60:61 annexed! land at 59:61 annexed! land at 54:69 annexed!```
#1540 Leedly: !spy cas
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: cannot spy on cas, user does not have a kingdom```
#1540 Leedly: !m
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#1540 Leedly: !map
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 54:68 annexed! land at 62:61 annexed! land at 61:61 annexed! land at 54:71 annexed! land at 54:70 annexed! land at 64:61 annexed! land at 63:61 annexed! land at 54:73 annexed! land at 54:72 annexed! land at 66:61 annexed! land at 65:61 annexed! land at 54:75 annexed! land at 56:75 annexed! land at 54:74 annexed! land at 55:75 annexed! land at 58:75 annexed! land at 57:75 annexed! land at 60:75 annexed! land at 59:75 annexed! land at 62:75 annexed!```
#4517 Kingdoms: , Map is here: http://img.sythe.org/kingdomsmap.php although ShinBot will do a quick image for you if you ask !m nicely
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20

 

#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#8759 Moes: what
#8759 Moes: tf
#1540 Leedly: !players
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#1540 Leedly: !map
#8759 Moes: lmao
#6159 Sythe: you guys done crashed it
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 70:60 annexed! land at 70:63 annexed! land at 70:62 annexed! land at 70:65 annexed! land at 70:64 annexed! land at 70:67 annexed! land at 70:66 annexed! land at 70:69 annexed! land at 70:68 annexed! land at 70:71 annexed! land at 70:70 annexed! land at 70:73 annexed! land at 70:72 annexed! land at 70:75 annexed! land at 70:74 annexed! land at 70:77 annexed! land at 70:76 annexed! land at 69:77 annexed! land at 51:58 annexed! land at 51:60 annexed!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 54:77 annexed! land at 52:76 annexed! land at 53:77 annexed! land at 56:77 annexed! land at 55:77 annexed! land at 58:77 annexed! land at 57:77 annexed! land at 60:77 annexed! land at 59:77 annexed! land at 62:77 annexed! land at 61:77 annexed! land at 64:77 annexed! land at 63:77 annexed! land at 66:77 annexed! land at 65:77 annexed! land at 68:77 annexed! land at 67:77 annexed! land at 70:59 annexed! land at 70:61 annexed! land at 69:59 annexed!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 69:71 annexed! land at 69:74 annexed! land at 69:73 annexed! land at 69:76 annexed! land at 69:75 annexed! land at 68:76 annexed! land at 52:59 annexed! land at 52:61 annexed! land at 54:59 annexed! land at 53:59 annexed! land at 52:60 annexed! land at 52:63 annexed! land at 52:62 annexed! land at 56:59 annexed! land at 55:59 annexed! land at 52:65 annexed! land at 52:64 annexed! land at 58:59 annexed! land at 57:59 annexed! land at 52:67 annexed!```
#4517 Kingdoms: , Map is here: http://img.sythe.org/kingdomsmap.php although ShinBot will do a quick image for you if you ask !m nicely
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: currently active kingdoms: Sythe, Gracious, Leedly, Shin, Moes, Jack```
#1540 Leedly: !attack jack
#6159 Sythe: should be back in a sec
#1540 Leedly: !attack gracious
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Leedly is attacking Gracious!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Leedly attacked Jack, and killed 0 of their soldiers, and destroyed 9 battlements```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: our army of 1234 soldiers carrying 1234 weapons on 508 horses and 0 siege towers arrived and began the attack against Jack. our force was a good match for Jack. we broke 9 battlements in the enemy's kingdom. this cost us 62 soldiers, 178 horses, 18 weapons and 0 siege towers. the enemy lost 0 soldiers and 0 horses. we have returned to our kingdom and are ready for another battle. we have successfully conquered Jack's land at 16:41 the spoils of war were: 250 free land, 2 bushels of food, 2 farms, 5 houses, 20 people, 20 bars of iron, 1 dams, 10 tons of stone, 100 faggots of wood, 800 liters of water. Jack was defeated!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Leedly attacked Gracious, and killed 2 of their soldiers, and destroyed 5 battlements```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: our army of 1172 soldiers carrying 1172 weapons on 330 horses and 0 siege towers arrived and began the attack against Gracious. our force was a good match for Gracious. we broke 5 battlements in the enemy's kingdom. this cost us 47 soldiers, 148 horses, 2 weapons and 0 siege towers. the enemy lost 2 soldiers and 3 horses. we have returned to our kingdom and are ready for another battle. we have successfully conquered Gracious's land at 8:77 the spoils of war were: 35 free land, 54 weapons, 1 banks, 2 farms, 2 mines, 4 forests, 1 weapons factories, 19 houses, 28 people, 91 bars of iron, 3 quarries, 125 tons of stone, 1439 faggots of wood```
#8759 Moes: there he is
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 53:58 annexed! land at 52:58 annexed! land at 51:59 annexed! land at 51:62 annexed! land at 51:61 annexed! land at 55:58 annexed! land at 54:58 annexed! land at 51:64 annexed! land at 51:63 annexed! land at 57:58 annexed! land at 56:58 annexed! land at 51:66 annexed! land at 51:65 annexed! land at 59:58 annexed! land at 58:58 annexed! land at 51:68 annexed! land at 51:67 annexed! land at 61:58 annexed! land at 60:58 annexed! land at 51:70 annexed!```
#5832 Alex: !play
#4517 Kingdoms: ```creating new kingdom for Alex at 23:74. welcome to kingdoms!.```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: ```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```to play, type commands here. check out the play guide for detailed help```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#6159 Sythe: the annexing routine is pretty cpu intense lol
#1540 Leedly: !autoannex 20
#1540 Leedly: !autoannex 20
#1540 Leedly: !autoannex 20
#1540 Leedly: !autoannex 20
#1540 Leedly: !autoannex 20
#1540 Leedly: !autoannex 20
#1540 Leedly: !autoannex 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you have insufficent gc to perform surveying of this site. the cost is 500 gc```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you have insufficent gc to perform surveying of this site. the cost is 500 gc```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you have insufficent gc to perform surveying of this site. the cost is 500 gc```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: land at 80:31 annexed! land at 83:31 annexed! land at 82:31 annexed! land at 85:21 annexed! land at 85:23 annexed! land at 84:21 annexed! you have insufficent gc to perform surveying of this site. the cost is 500 gc```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 51:69 annexed! land at 63:58 annexed! land at 62:58 annexed! land at 51:72 annexed! land at 51:71 annexed! land at 65:58 annexed! land at 64:58 annexed! land at 51:74 annexed! land at 51:73 annexed! land at 67:58 annexed! land at 66:58 annexed! land at 51:76 annexed! land at 51:75 annexed! land at 69:58 annexed! land at 68:58 annexed! land at 51:78 annexed! land at 53:78 annexed! land at 51:77 annexed! land at 52:78 annexed! land at 55:78 annexed!```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#1540 Leedly: !stats
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 30 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 30 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 30 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 30 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 30 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 30 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 30 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 30 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 30 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 30 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 30 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 30 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 30 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 30 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 30 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 30 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 30 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 30 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 30 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 30 more people needed!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: Leedly's kingdom is at 80:26, 79:25 and 125 other locations and has: 1336 attack rating and 24731 defence rating, 3641 free land, 446 gc, 5319 bushels of food, 3447 weapons, 1125 soldiers, 4105 magical runes, 158 banks, 315 farms, 73 mines, 995 forests, 49 smelters, 58 battlements, 50 military school, 25 weapons factories, 94 barracks, 50 trade centers, 1350 houses, 26 theives dens, 4114 people, 5391 bars of iron, 20 intelligence agencies, 101 priesthoods, 133 dams, 246 stables, 103 quarries, 1606 tons of stone, 182 horses, 32767 faggots of wood, 20949 liters of water, 50 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 12 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 12 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 12 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 12 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 12 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 12 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 12 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 12 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 12 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 12 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 12 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 12 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 12 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 12 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 12 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 12 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 12 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 12 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 12 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 12 more people needed!```
#8759 Moes: !map
#4517 Kingdoms: , Map is here: http://img.sythe.org/kingdomsmap.php although ShinBot will do a quick image for you if you ask !m nicely
#1540 Leedly: !sell wood 2000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: sold 2000 wood. you have 4496 gc in your coffers```
#1540 Leedly: !autoannex 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: land at 85:22 annexed! land at 85:25 annexed! land at 85:24 annexed! land at 85:27 annexed! land at 85:26 annexed! land at 85:29 annexed! land at 85:28 annexed! land at 85:31 annexed! you have insufficent gc to perform surveying of this site. the cost is 500 gc```
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#6159 Sythe: !m
#1540 Leedly: !sell wood 18000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: sold 18000 wood. you have 39586 gc in your coffers```
#1540 Leedly: !autoannex 20
#1540 Leedly: !autoannex 20
#1540 Leedly: !autoannex 20
#1540 Leedly: !autoannex 20
#1540 Leedly: !autoannex 20
#1540 Leedly: !autoannex 20
#8759 Moes: !stats
#1540 Leedly: lel
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you have insufficent gc to perform surveying of this site. the cost is 500 gc```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: land at 76:32 annexed! land at 74:31 annexed! land at 75:32 annexed! land at 78:32 annexed! land at 77:32 annexed! land at 80:32 annexed! land at 79:32 annexed! land at 82:32 annexed! land at 81:32 annexed! land at 60:1 annexed! land at 62:1 annexed! land at 61:1 annexed! land at 60:0 annexed! land at 62:0 annexed! land at 15:40 annexed! land at 15:42 annexed! land at 17:40 annexed! land at 17:42 annexed! land at 16:40 annexed! land at 15:41 annexed!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 62:69, 61:67 and 408 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 72577 free land, 232414 gc, 16411 bushels of food, 4802 weapons, 0 soldiers, 535 magical runes, 42 banks, 707 farms, 345 mines, 605 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 76 trade centers, 2549 houses, 48 theives dens, 10031 people, 3357 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 20 dams, 1 stables, 73 quarries, 2639 tons of stone, 1 horses, 30837 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: land at 85:30 annexed! land at 84:31 annexed! land at 74:20 annexed! land at 74:22 annexed! land at 76:20 annexed! land at 75:20 annexed! land at 74:21 annexed! land at 74:24 annexed! land at 74:23 annexed! land at 78:20 annexed! land at 77:20 annexed! land at 74:26 annexed! land at 74:25 annexed! land at 80:20 annexed! land at 79:20 annexed! land at 74:28 annexed! land at 74:27 annexed! land at 82:20 annexed! land at 81:20 annexed! land at 9:90 annexed!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you have insufficent gc to perform surveying of this site. the cost is 500 gc```
#1540 Leedly: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: Leedly's kingdom is at 80:26, 79:25 and 212 other locations and has: 1520 attack rating and 25378 defence rating, 25391 free land, 86 gc, 4515 bushels of food, 3697 weapons, 1125 soldiers, 4610 magical runes, 153 banks, 299 farms, 73 mines, 995 forests, 49 smelters, 56 battlements, 50 military school, 24 weapons factories, 93 barracks, 48 trade centers, 1310 houses, 26 theives dens, 5348 people, 5871 bars of iron, 20 intelligence agencies, 101 priesthoods, 133 dams, 246 stables, 103 quarries, 2018 tons of stone, 365 horses, 14767 faggots of wood, 5702 liters of water, 50 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: !build farm 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 10 farm. you have 35 gc, 0 faggots remaining```
#5832 Alex: !build house 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: not enough gold, needed at least 400 gc. not enough wood, needed at least 50 faggots. ```
#5832 Alex: OOPS LOL
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 23:74 and has: 0 attack rating and 250 defence rating, 150 free land, 35 gc, 5 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 5 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 12 farms, 0 mines, 0 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 0 trade centers, 5 houses, 0 theives dens, 13 people, 20 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 1 dams, 0 stables, 0 quarries, 10 tons of stone, 0 horses, 0 faggots of wood, 90 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient feast first. you need at least 40125 bushels of food.```
#8759 Moes: !build farm 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 100 farm. you have 227414 gc, 29837 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build farm 500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 500 farm. you have 202414 gc, 24837 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: 500 farms
#8759 Moes: why not
#8759 Moes: !build farm 1000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1000 farm. you have 152414 gc, 14837 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build forest 200
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 200 forest. you have 146414 gc remaining```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Leedly cast rain on leedly. it will be active for 1 turns```
#8759 Moes: !build trade center 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 100 trade center. you have 141414 gc, 10837 faggots, 2357 iron bars remaining```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 62:69, 61:67 and 408 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 62577 free land, 141414 gc, 16411 bushels of food, 4802 weapons, 0 soldiers, 535 magical runes, 42 banks, 2307 farms, 345 mines, 805 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 176 trade centers, 2549 houses, 48 theives dens, 10031 people, 2357 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 20 dams, 1 stables, 73 quarries, 2639 tons of stone, 1 horses, 10837 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```

 

#1540 Leedly: !attack gracious
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: our army of 1125 soldiers carrying 1125 weapons on 365 horses and 0 siege towers arrived and began the attack against Gracious. our force was a good match for Gracious. we broke 0 battlements in the enemy's kingdom. this cost us 56 soldiers, 55 horses, 0 weapons and 0 siege towers. the enemy lost 0 soldiers and 0 horses. we have returned to our kingdom and are ready for another battle. we have successfully conquered Gracious's land at 7:76 the spoils of war were: 35 free land, 57 weapons, 1 banks, 2 farms, 2 mines, 4 forests, 1 weapons factories, 1 barracks, 19 houses, 1 theives dens, 25 people, 98 bars of iron, 1 dams, 1 stables, 3 quarries, 133 tons of stone, 1528 faggots of wood```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Leedly is attacking Gracious!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Leedly attacked Gracious, and killed 0 of their soldiers, and destroyed 0 battlements```
#8759 Moes: !buildmax house
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 2167 house. you have 54734 gc, 2 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: 2167 houses
#1540 Leedly: !steal alex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: your thieves snuck into Alex's kingdom. they stole much, as the enemy had relatively few of its own thieves to keep you out. we stole: 1 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#1540 Leedly: !autoannex 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: land at 86:29 annexed! land at 86:32 annexed! land at 86:31 annexed! land at 85:32 annexed! land at 73:19 annexed! land at 73:21 annexed! land at 75:19 annexed! land at 74:19 annexed! land at 73:20 annexed! land at 73:23 annexed! land at 73:22 annexed! land at 77:19 annexed! land at 76:19 annexed! land at 73:25 annexed! land at 73:24 annexed! land at 79:19 annexed! land at 78:19 annexed! land at 73:27 annexed! land at 73:26 annexed! you have insufficent gc to perform surveying of this site. the cost is 500 gc```
#8759 Moes: !sell wood 30000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: you do not have enough wood to sell that much!```
#1540 Leedly: !build house 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: not enough gold, needed at least 4000 gc. ```
#1217 Shin: !m
#1540 Leedly: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: Leedly's kingdom is at 80:26, 79:25 and 232 other locations and has: 1392 attack rating and 21980 defence rating, 29916 free land, 437 gc, 4515 bushels of food, 3754 weapons, 1069 soldiers, 4600 magical runes, 154 banks, 301 farms, 75 mines, 999 forests, 49 smelters, 56 battlements, 50 military school, 25 weapons factories, 198 barracks, 48 trade centers, 1329 houses, 27 theives dens, 5373 people, 5969 bars of iron, 20 intelligence agencies, 101 priesthoods, 134 dams, 247 stables, 106 quarries, 2151 tons of stone, 310 horses, 5255 faggots of wood, 5702 liters of water, 50 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 62:69, 61:67 and 408 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 57160 free land, 54734 gc, 16411 bushels of food, 4802 weapons, 0 soldiers, 535 magical runes, 42 banks, 2307 farms, 345 mines, 805 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 176 trade centers, 4716 houses, 48 theives dens, 10031 people, 2357 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 20 dams, 1 stables, 73 quarries, 2639 tons of stone, 1 horses, 2 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1540 Leedly: !buildmax forest
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: built 14 forest. you have 17 gc remaining```
#5832 Alex: !selfdestruct
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: kingdom of Alex ceased to exist. to start over !play```
#1540 Leedly: !sell wood 5255
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: sold 5255 wood. you have 10658 gc in your coffers```
#1540 Leedly: !buildmax forest
#5832 Alex: !play
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: built 355 forest. you have 8 gc remaining```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```creating new kingdom for Alex at 80:86. welcome to kingdoms!.```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: ```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```to play, type commands here. check out the play guide for detailed help```
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 80:86 and has: 0 attack rating and 250 defence rating, 250 free land, 500 gc, 0 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 5 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 2 farms, 0 mines, 0 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 0 trade centers, 5 houses, 0 theives dens, 10 people, 20 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 1 dams, 0 stables, 0 quarries, 10 tons of stone, 0 horses, 100 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !use time turner
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: a magical dome encases the kingdom, accelerating local time. when the dome recedes you notice that a turn has passed. a report is prepared by your squire...```
#1540 Leedly: !steal alex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: your thieves snuck into Alex's kingdom. they stole much, as the enemy had relatively few of its own thieves to keep you out. we stole: 150 gc from the enemy. this gold has been added to our coffers```
#8759 Moes: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 25 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 151700 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 206434 gc 23875 bushels were added to your food stocks. 6360 liters of water flowed into to your dams 10031 bushels of food and 6360 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 30255 bushels and your water stock is now 0 93950 more liters were needed this round to sustain your population. make more dams! as a result of dehydration 602 civilians and 1 soldiers died! 2829 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 12258 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 0 soldiers 2 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 3 horses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 0 barracks 24150 faggots of lumber were harvested 292 ton of stone was extracted 1725 bars of iron were mined 385 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 4082 55 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 13 uses remaining ```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 62:69, 61:67 and 408 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 57160 free land, 206434 gc, 30255 bushels of food, 5187 weapons, 0 soldiers, 590 magical runes, 42 banks, 2307 farms, 345 mines, 805 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 176 trade centers, 4716 houses, 48 theives dens, 12258 people, 3697 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 20 dams, 1 stables, 73 quarries, 2931 tons of stone, 3 horses, 24152 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1540 Leedly: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 25 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 2640 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 3136 gc 4435 bushels were added to your food stocks. there are rains over the land 37143 liters of water flowed into to your dams 5239 bushels of food and 52390 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 4515 bushels and your water stock is now 5702 1234 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 5348 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 1125 soldiers 183 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 365 horses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 94 barracks 29850 faggots of lumber were harvested 412 ton of stone was extracted 730 bars of iron were mined 250 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 6121 505 magical runes were produced magical fires razed some buildings from your land. you may want to !cast rain on yourself your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 2 uses remaining ```
#5832 Alex: !selfdestruct
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: kingdom of Alex ceased to exist. to start over !play```
#5832 Alex: !play
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you've already created a new kingdom this turn. your people grow weary of being raped and murdered and cannot be compelled to form a new kingdom until next turn```
#5832 Alex: ayyy
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 67:78 annexed! land at 66:78 annexed! land at 69:78 annexed! land at 68:78 annexed! land at 71:58 annexed! land at 71:60 annexed! land at 70:58 annexed! land at 71:59 annexed! land at 71:62 annexed! land at 71:61 annexed! land at 71:64 annexed! land at 71:63 annexed! land at 71:66 annexed! land at 71:65 annexed! land at 71:68 annexed! land at 71:67 annexed! land at 71:70 annexed! land at 71:69 annexed! land at 71:72 annexed! land at 71:71 annexed!```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 71:74 annexed! land at 71:73 annexed! land at 71:76 annexed! land at 71:75 annexed! land at 71:78 annexed! land at 71:77 annexed! land at 70:78 annexed! land at 50:57 annexed! land at 50:59 annexed! land at 52:57 annexed! land at 51:57 annexed! land at 50:58 annexed! land at 50:61 annexed! land at 50:60 annexed! land at 54:57 annexed! land at 53:57 annexed! land at 50:63 annexed! land at 50:62 annexed! land at 56:57 annexed! land at 55:57 annexed!```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#5832 Alex: !play
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 50:65 annexed! land at 50:64 annexed! land at 58:57 annexed! land at 57:57 annexed! land at 50:67 annexed! land at 50:66 annexed! land at 60:57 annexed! land at 59:57 annexed! land at 50:69 annexed! land at 50:68 annexed! land at 62:57 annexed! land at 61:57 annexed! land at 50:71 annexed! land at 50:70 annexed! land at 64:57 annexed! land at 63:57 annexed! land at 50:73 annexed! land at 50:72 annexed! land at 66:57 annexed! land at 65:57 annexed!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you've already created a new kingdom this turn. your people grow weary of being raped and murdered and cannot be compelled to form a new kingdom until next turn```
#1540 Leedly: moes
#5832 Alex: gggrrrr
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you don't have a kingdom, what are you poor? maybe try !play```
#1540 Leedly: how did you get so much monemy per turn
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#1540 Leedly: with no banks
#1540 Leedly: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 25 turns old. Your last report was generated 0.1 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 2640 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 3136 gc 4435 bushels were added to your food stocks. there are rains over the land 37143 liters of water flowed into to your dams 5239 bushels of food and 52390 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 4515 bushels and your water stock is now 5702 1234 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 5348 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 1125 soldiers 183 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 365 horses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 94 barracks 29850 faggots of lumber were harvested 412 ton of stone was extracted 730 bars of iron were mined 250 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 6121 505 magical runes were produced magical fires razed some buildings from your land. you may want to !cast rain on yourself your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 2 uses remaining ```
#8759 Moes: secret
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#1540 Leedly: ....
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 62:79 annexed! land at 61:79 annexed! land at 64:79 annexed! land at 63:79 annexed! land at 66:79 annexed! land at 65:79 annexed! land at 68:79 annexed! land at 67:79 annexed! land at 70:79 annexed! land at 69:79 annexed! land at 72:57 annexed! land at 72:59 annexed! land at 71:57 annexed! land at 72:58 annexed! land at 72:61 annexed! land at 72:60 annexed! land at 72:63 annexed! land at 72:62 annexed! land at 72:65 annexed! land at 72:64 annexed!```
#1540 Leedly: srs
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#6159 Sythe: you guys crashed it again?
#6159 Sythe: !help
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 72:67 annexed! land at 72:66 annexed! land at 72:69 annexed! land at 72:68 annexed! land at 72:71 annexed! land at 72:70 annexed! land at 72:73 annexed! land at 72:72 annexed! land at 72:75 annexed! land at 72:74 annexed! land at 72:77 annexed! land at 72:76 annexed! land at 72:79 annexed! land at 72:78 annexed! land at 71:79 annexed! land at 49:56 annexed! land at 49:58 annexed! land at 51:56 annexed! land at 50:56 annexed! land at 49:57 annexed!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Sythe: just some of the commands: !stats !players !build !attack !annex !cast !trade !prices !spells !espionage !thieve and others. see play guide for details: Sythe - The Craigslist of Virtual Goods
#5832 Alex: !play
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you've already created a new kingdom this turn. your people grow weary of being raped and murdered and cannot be compelled to form a new kingdom until next turn```
#1217 Shin: !status
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#6890 ShinBot: `Sythe is currently ONLINE.`
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 49:60 annexed! land at 49:59 annexed! land at 53:56 annexed! land at 52:56 annexed! land at 49:62 annexed! land at 49:61 annexed! land at 55:56 annexed! land at 54:56 annexed! land at 49:64 annexed! land at 49:63 annexed! land at 57:56 annexed! land at 56:56 annexed! land at 49:66 annexed! land at 49:65 annexed! land at 59:56 annexed! land at 58:56 annexed! land at 49:68 annexed! land at 49:67 annexed! land at 61:56 annexed! land at 60:56 annexed!```
#6159 Sythe: LOL
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#6159 Sythe: watching the processes grind away
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 49:70 annexed! land at 49:69 annexed! land at 63:56 annexed! land at 62:56 annexed! land at 49:72 annexed! land at 49:71 annexed! land at 65:56 annexed! land at 64:56 annexed! land at 49:74 annexed! land at 49:73 annexed! land at 67:56 annexed! land at 66:56 annexed! land at 49:76 annexed! land at 49:75 annexed! land at 69:56 annexed! land at 68:56 annexed! land at 49:78 annexed! land at 49:77 annexed! land at 71:56 annexed! land at 70:56 annexed!```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#1540 Leedly: moes is cheating somehow
#1540 Leedly: lel
#6159 Sythe: this is running on the image server its just a little box lol
#1540 Leedly: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 49:80 annexed! land at 51:80 annexed! land at 49:79 annexed! land at 50:80 annexed! land at 53:80 annexed! land at 52:80 annexed! land at 55:80 annexed! land at 54:80 annexed! land at 57:80 annexed! land at 56:80 annexed! land at 59:80 annexed! land at 58:80 annexed! land at 61:80 annexed! land at 60:80 annexed! land at 63:80 annexed! land at 62:80 annexed! land at 65:80 annexed! land at 64:80 annexed! land at 67:80 annexed! land at 66:80 annexed!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: Leedly's kingdom is at 80:26, 79:25 and 232 other locations and has: 1392 attack rating and 21980 defence rating, 28071 free land, 158 gc, 4515 bushels of food, 3754 weapons, 1069 soldiers, 4600 magical runes, 154 banks, 301 farms, 75 mines, 1368 forests, 49 smelters, 56 battlements, 50 military school, 25 weapons factories, 198 barracks, 48 trade centers, 1329 houses, 27 theives dens, 5373 people, 5969 bars of iron, 20 intelligence agencies, 101 priesthoods, 134 dams, 247 stables, 106 quarries, 2151 tons of stone, 310 horses, 0 faggots of wood, 5702 liters of water, 50 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 69:80 annexed! land at 68:80 annexed! land at 71:80 annexed! land at 70:80 annexed! land at 73:56 annexed! land at 73:58 annexed! land at 72:56 annexed! land at 73:57 annexed! land at 73:60 annexed! land at 73:59 annexed! land at 73:62 annexed! land at 73:61 annexed! land at 73:64 annexed! land at 73:63 annexed! land at 73:66 annexed! land at 73:65 annexed! land at 73:68 annexed! land at 73:67 annexed! land at 73:70 annexed! land at 73:69 annexed!```
#5832 Alex: ahhhhh Magikarp in an egg
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#1540 Leedly: !build intellgence agency 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 73:72 annexed! land at 73:71 annexed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 2 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 2 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 2 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 2 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 2 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 2 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 2 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 2 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 2 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 2 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 2 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 2 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 2 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 2 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 2 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 2 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 2 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 2 more people needed!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: invalid building type specified. try !buildings for a list of valid buildings```
#5832 Alex: !play hurry up next turn

 

#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 62:69, 61:67 and 610 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 107660 free land, 105434 gc, 30255 bushels of food, 5187 weapons, 0 soldiers, 590 magical runes, 42 banks, 2307 farms, 345 mines, 805 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 176 trade centers, 4716 houses, 48 theives dens, 12258 people, 3697 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 20 dams, 1 stables, 73 quarries, 2931 tons of stone, 3 horses, 24152 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1540 Leedly: !attack moes
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: our army of 1069 soldiers carrying 1069 weapons on 310 horses and 0 siege towers arrived and began the attack against Moes. our force was a good match for Moes. we broke 0 battlements in the enemy's kingdom. this cost us 0 soldiers, 31 horses, 0 weapons and 0 siege towers. the enemy lost 0 soldiers and 3 horses. we have returned to our kingdom and are ready for another battle. we have successfully conquered Moes's land at 62:69 the spoils of war were: 176 free land, 49 bushels of food, 8 weapons, 1 magical runes, 4 farms, 1 mines, 1 forests, 8 houses, 20 people, 6 bars of iron, 5 tons of stone, 39 faggots of wood```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Leedly is attacking Moes!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Leedly attacked Moes, and killed 0 of their soldiers, and destroyed 0 battlements```
#8759 Moes: !build siege tower 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: not enough iron, needed at least 10000 iron bars. not enough wood, needed at least 50000 faggots. ```
#1540 Leedly: im just not understanding
#1540 Leedly: 42 banks
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#1540 Leedly: how do you make so much?
#1540 Leedly: do report pls moes
#1540 Leedly: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 26 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 2995 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 3153 gc 4905 bushels were added to your food stocks. there are rains over the land 47746 liters of water flowed into to your dams 6462 bushels of food and 53448 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 3007 bushels and your water stock is now 0 11172 more liters were needed this round to sustain your population. make more dams! as a result of dehydration 108 civilians and 11 soldiers died! 63 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 5348 people 396 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 1454 soldiers 280 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 559 horses your population is unable to expand further because you only have 1337 houses 41070 faggots of lumber were harvested 424 ton of stone was extracted 760 bars of iron were mined 250 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 6735 505 magical runes were produced rain was cast on your kingdom by Leedly your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 2 uses remaining ```
#1540 Leedly: i got 3k
#1540 Leedly: ...
#5832 Alex: !play
#8759 Moes: !use time turner
#4517 Kingdoms: ```creating new kingdom for Alex at 36:73. welcome to kingdoms!.```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```to play, type commands here. check out the play guide for detailed help```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: ```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: a magical dome encases the kingdom, accelerating local time. when the dome recedes you notice that a turn has passed. a report is prepared by your squire...```
#8759 Moes: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 26 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 232714 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 522952 gc 23834 bushels were added to your food stocks. 3960 liters of water flowed into to your dams 15432 bushels of food and 3960 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 41169 bushels and your water stock is now 0 150360 more liters were needed this round to sustain your population. make more dams! as a result of dehydration 463 civilians and 1 soldiers died! 3863 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 18832 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 0 soldiers 2 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 3 horses your population is unable to expand further because you only have 4708 houses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 0 barracks 24120 faggots of lumber were harvested 292 ton of stone was extracted 1720 bars of iron were mined 385 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 6746 55 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 12 uses remaining ```
#1540 Leedly: wtf
#5832 Alex: !build house 2
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 2 house. you have 420 gc, 90 faggots remaining```
#1540 Leedly: 230k
#1540 Leedly: srs how
#8759 Moes: lmao
#1540 Leedly: you have less banks
#5832 Alex: !build farm 3
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 3 farm. you have 270 gc, 60 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 609 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 107484 free land, 522952 gc, 32767 bushels of food, 5949 weapons, 0 soldiers, 699 magical runes, 42 banks, 2303 farms, 344 mines, 804 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 176 trade centers, 4708 houses, 48 theives dens, 18832 people, 6361 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 20 dams, 1 stables, 73 quarries, 3510 tons of stone, 3 horses, 32767 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1540 Leedly: 42 banks
#1540 Leedly: wat
#6159 Sythe: #blade if I recall you had early problems with food and water
#8759 Moes: !cast plague leedly
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: plague was cast on leedly successfully```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Moes cast plague on leedly. it will be active for 1 turns```
#1540 Leedly: i'm bonfused
#1540 Leedly: !cast heal leedly
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: spell heal is not a valid spell. try !spells for a list```
#5832 Alex: !build trade center
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 1 trade center. you have 220 gc, 20 faggots, 10 iron bars remaining```
#1540 Leedly: i had early early problems but i had more everything than moe
#5832 Alex: !build barracks 2
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 2 barracks. you have 20 gc, 0 faggots remaining```
#4065 logan: ay rich u a good boy huh?
#1540 Leedly: but he gets 200x money per turn with less everything
#1540 Leedly: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 26 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 2995 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 3153 gc 4905 bushels were added to your food stocks. there are rains over the land 47746 liters of water flowed into to your dams 6462 bushels of food and 53448 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 3007 bushels and your water stock is now 0 11172 more liters were needed this round to sustain your population. make more dams! as a result of dehydration 108 civilians and 11 soldiers died! 63 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 5348 people 396 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 1454 soldiers 280 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 559 horses your population is unable to expand further because you only have 1337 houses 41070 faggots of lumber were harvested 424 ton of stone was extracted 760 bars of iron were mined 250 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 6735 505 magical runes were produced rain was cast on your kingdom by Leedly your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 2 uses remaining ```
#1540 Leedly: !buildmax house
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: built 78 house. you have 33 gc, 32377 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build house 200
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 200 house. you have 514952 gc, 31767 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build house 500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 500 house. you have 494952 gc, 29267 faggots remaining```
#6159 Sythe: #blade he may be using the PM feature too
#6159 Sythe: to steal from you
#8759 Moes: !build house 1000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1000 house. you have 454952 gc, 24267 faggots remaining```
#1540 Leedly: nah he steals here lol
#1540 Leedly: but the report is from daily income so passive ye>
#8759 Moes: !build house 1000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1000 house. you have 414952 gc, 19267 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient feast first. you need at least 75329 bushels of food.```
#1540 Leedly: !stats
#8759 Moes: !build farm 200
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: Leedly's kingdom is at 80:26, 79:25 and 233 other locations and has: 2031 attack rating and 40836 defence rating, 28052 free land, 33 gc, 3007 bushels of food, 4012 weapons, 1454 soldiers, 5106 magical runes, 154 banks, 305 farms, 76 mines, 1369 forests, 49 smelters, 56 battlements, 50 military school, 25 weapons factories, 198 barracks, 48 trade centers, 1415 houses, 27 theives dens, 5348 people, 6485 bars of iron, 20 intelligence agencies, 101 priesthoods, 134 dams, 247 stables, 106 quarries, 2580 tons of stone, 559 horses, 32377 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 50 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 200 farm. you have 404952 gc, 17267 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#1540 Leedly: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 26 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 2995 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 3153 gc 4905 bushels were added to your food stocks. there are rains over the land 47746 liters of water flowed into to your dams 6462 bushels of food and 53448 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 3007 bushels and your water stock is now 0 11172 more liters were needed this round to sustain your population. make more dams! as a result of dehydration 108 civilians and 11 soldiers died! 63 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 5348 people 396 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 1454 soldiers 280 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 559 horses your population is unable to expand further because you only have 1337 houses 41070 faggots of lumber were harvested 424 ton of stone was extracted 760 bars of iron were mined 250 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 6735 505 magical runes were produced rain was cast on your kingdom by Leedly your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 2 uses remaining ```
#1540 Leedly: !build farm 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: not enough gold, needed at least 5000 gc. ```
#1540 Leedly: !sell wood 20000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: sold 20000 wood. you have 40533 gc in your coffers```
#6159 Sythe: "11172 more liters were needed this round to sustain your population"
#6159 Sythe: you reading these lines?
#6159 Sythe: they're important
#1540 Leedly: NO
#1540 Leedly: I JUST HAS FUCKING
#1540 Leedly: where did my dams go
#1540 Leedly: it can't be moes
#1540 Leedly: he has no attack power
#8759 Moes: !build dam 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 100 dam. you have 394952 gc, 16767 faggots, 1510 tons of stone remaining```
#1540 Leedly: !build dam 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: built 100 dam. you have 30533 gc, 11877 faggots, 580 tons of stone remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build dam 200
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: not enough stone, needed at least 4000 tons. ```
#1540 Leedly: !build dam 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: not enough stone, needed at least 2000 tons. ```
#8759 Moes: !build quarry 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 100 quarry. you have 390952 gc, 11767 faggots remaining```
#1540 Leedly: !reports

 

#8759 Moes: !build house 200
#8759 Moes: !build hosue 1000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: invalid building type specified. try !buildings for a list of valid buildings```
#6159 Sythe: !m
#8759 Moes: !build house 1000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1000 house. you have 342952 gc, 5767 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !buildmax house
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1153 house. you have 296832 gc, 2 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 609 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 91602 free land, 296832 gc, 32767 bushels of food, 5949 weapons, 0 soldiers, 649 magical runes, 42 banks, 2503 farms, 344 mines, 804 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 176 trade centers, 9761 houses, 48 theives dens, 18832 people, 6361 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 120 dams, 1 stables, 173 quarries, 1510 tons of stone, 3 horses, 2 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1540 Leedly: something must not be written
#1540 Leedly: because he's getting passive 250k
#1540 Leedly: and i'm getting 3k with 3x banks
#8759 Moes: !use time turner
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: a magical dome encases the kingdom, accelerating local time. when the dome recedes you notice that a turn has passed. a report is prepared by your squire...```
#8759 Moes: !report
#1217 Shin: !m
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 26 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 283714 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 580546 gc 25834 bushels were added to your food stocks. 30600 liters of water flowed into to your dams 18832 bushels of food and 30600 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 39769 bushels and your water stock is now 0 157720 more liters were needed this round to sustain your population. make more dams! as a result of dehydration 565 civilians and 1 soldiers died! 5480 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 23747 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 0 soldiers 2 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 5 horses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 0 barracks your horses are unable to breed further because you only have 1 stables 24120 faggots of lumber were harvested 692 ton of stone was extracted 1720 bars of iron were mined 385 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 8081 55 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 11 uses remaining ```
#1540 Leedly: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 26 turns old. Your last report was generated 0.1 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 2995 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 3153 gc 4905 bushels were added to your food stocks. there are rains over the land 47746 liters of water flowed into to your dams 6462 bushels of food and 53448 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 3007 bushels and your water stock is now 0 11172 more liters were needed this round to sustain your population. make more dams! as a result of dehydration 108 civilians and 11 soldiers died! 63 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 5348 people 396 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 1454 soldiers 280 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 559 horses your population is unable to expand further because you only have 1337 houses 41070 faggots of lumber were harvested 424 ton of stone was extracted 760 bars of iron were mined 250 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 6735 505 magical runes were produced rain was cast on your kingdom by Leedly your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 2 uses remaining ```
#1540 Leedly: ok
#1540 Leedly: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: Leedly's kingdom is at 80:26, 79:25 and 233 other locations and has: 2031 attack rating and 40836 defence rating, 26552 free land, 30533 gc, 3007 bushels of food, 4012 weapons, 1454 soldiers, 5106 magical runes, 154 banks, 305 farms, 76 mines, 1369 forests, 49 smelters, 56 battlements, 50 military school, 25 weapons factories, 198 barracks, 48 trade centers, 1415 houses, 27 theives dens, 5348 people, 6485 bars of iron, 20 intelligence agencies, 101 priesthoods, 234 dams, 247 stables, 106 quarries, 580 tons of stone, 559 horses, 11877 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 50 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1217 Shin: !m
#1540 Leedly: I have more trade centers
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#1540 Leedly: literally everything
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 73:74 annexed! land at 73:73 annexed! land at 73:76 annexed! land at 73:75 annexed! land at 73:78 annexed! land at 73:77 annexed! land at 73:80 annexed! land at 73:79 annexed! land at 72:80 annexed! land at 48:55 annexed! land at 48:57 annexed! land at 50:55 annexed! land at 49:55 annexed! land at 48:56 annexed! land at 48:59 annexed! land at 48:58 annexed! land at 52:55 annexed! land at 51:55 annexed! land at 48:61 annexed! land at 48:60 annexed!```
#6159 Sythe: #blade he has a lot more people
#1540 Leedly: okay
#1540 Leedly: people = money
#1540 Leedly: ??????????
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#6159 Sythe: want me to look it up lol
#1540 Leedly: HE HAS PEOPLE FROM THE RANDOM MONEY
#1540 Leedly: Yes
#1540 Leedly: I want to know
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 54:55 annexed! land at 53:55 annexed! land at 48:63 annexed! land at 48:62 annexed! land at 56:55 annexed! land at 55:55 annexed! land at 48:65 annexed! land at 48:64 annexed! land at 58:55 annexed! land at 57:55 annexed! land at 48:67 annexed! land at 48:66 annexed! land at 60:55 annexed! land at 59:55 annexed! land at 48:69 annexed! land at 48:68 annexed! land at 62:55 annexed! land at 61:55 annexed! land at 48:71 annexed! land at 48:70 annexed!```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#1540 Leedly: i have better valujes for everything
#1540 Leedly: i was in control of entire server
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#1540 Leedly: and then he started gettging 1000% daily
#1540 Leedly: and spamming the same commands
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 64:55 annexed! land at 63:55 annexed! land at 48:73 annexed! land at 48:72 annexed! land at 66:55 annexed! land at 65:55 annexed! land at 48:75 annexed! land at 48:74 annexed! land at 68:55 annexed! land at 67:55 annexed! land at 48:77 annexed! land at 48:76 annexed! land at 70:55 annexed! land at 69:55 annexed! land at 48:79 annexed! land at 48:78 annexed! land at 72:55 annexed! land at 71:55 annexed! land at 48:81 annexed! land at 50:81 annexed!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 48:80 annexed! land at 49:81 annexed! land at 52:81 annexed! land at 51:81 annexed! land at 54:81 annexed! land at 53:81 annexed! land at 56:81 annexed! land at 55:81 annexed! land at 58:81 annexed! land at 57:81 annexed! land at 60:81 annexed! land at 59:81 annexed! land at 62:81 annexed! land at 61:81 annexed! land at 64:81 annexed! land at 63:81 annexed! land at 66:81 annexed! land at 65:81 annexed! land at 68:81 annexed! land at 67:81 annexed!```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20 !autoannex 20 !autoannex 20 !autoannex 20 !autoannex 20 !autoannex 20 !autoannex 20 !autoannex 20 !autoannex 20 !autoannex 20 !autoannex 20 !autoannex 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 70:81 annexed!```
#1540 Leedly: I asked him if it was bug
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#1540 Leedly: he said secret
#1540 Leedly: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 27 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 2974 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 33507 gc 4419 bushels were added to your food stocks. 96876 liters of water flowed into to your dams 6802 bushels of food and 68020 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 624 bushels and your water stock is now 28856 there is a plague over your kingdom. you may wish to !cast health on yourself 92 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 5440 people 207 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 1661 soldiers 560 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 1119 horses 41070 faggots of lumber were harvested 424 ton of stone was extracted 760 bars of iron were mined 250 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 7245 505 magical runes were produced plague was cast on your kingdom by Moes your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 2 uses remaining ```
#1540 Leedly: ya
#1540 Leedly: 3k
#1540 Leedly: lol
#8759 Moes: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 27 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 357439 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 897485 gc 25834 bushels were added to your food stocks. 36360 liters of water flowed into to your dams 23747 bushels of food and 36360 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 34854 bushels and your water stock is now 0 201110 more liters were needed this round to sustain your population. make more dams! as a result of dehydration 1662 civilians and 1 soldiers died! 6626 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 28711 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 0 soldiers 0 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 5 horses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 0 barracks your horses are unable to breed further because you only have 1 stables 24120 faggots of lumber were harvested 692 ton of stone was extracted 1720 bars of iron were mined 385 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 9416 55 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 11 uses remaining ```
#8759 Moes: 357k for me
#1540 Leedly: ya
#1540 Leedly: how
#8759 Moes: that's fair
#5832 Alex: lol
#1540 Leedly: i was above in every way
#1540 Leedly: i have more of everything but people
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20 !autoannex 20 !autoannex 20 !autoannex 20 !autoannex 20 !autoannex 20 !autoannex 20 !autoannex 20 !autoannex 20 !autoannex 20 !autoannex 20 !autoannex 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 69:81 annexed!```
#1540 Leedly: why the fuck would more people give you more money
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20 !autoannex 20 !autoannex 20 !autoannex 20 !autoannex 20 !autoannex 20 !autoannex 20 !autoannex 20 !autoannex 20 !autoannex 20 !autoannex 20 !autoannex 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 72:81 annexed!```
#1540 Leedly: !buildmax houses
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: built 837 house. you have 27 gc, 28582 faggots remaining```
#1540 Leedly: !use time turner
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: a magical dome encases the kingdom, accelerating local time. when the dome recedes you notice that a turn has passed. a report is prepared by your squire...```
#1540 Leedly: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 27 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 2968 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 2995 gc 4419 bushels were added to your food stocks. 42822 liters of water flowed into to your dams 5043 bushels of food and 71010 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 0 bushels and your water stock is now 668 2058 more bushels were needed this round to sustain your population. make more farms! as a result of starvation 1 civilians and 266 soldiers died! 0 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 5439 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 1395 soldiers 0 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 1119 horses your population is unable to expand because it is starving to death! 41070 faggots of lumber were harvested 424 ton of stone was extracted 760 bars of iron were mined 250 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 7755 505 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 1 uses remaining ```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#1540 Leedly: nope
#1540 Leedly: still 3k
#1540 Leedly: with 837 more houses
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 71:81 annexed! land at 74:55 annexed! land at 74:57 annexed! land at 73:55 annexed! land at 74:56 annexed! land at 74:59 annexed! land at 74:58 annexed! land at 74:61 annexed! land at 74:60 annexed! land at 74:63 annexed! land at 74:62 annexed! land at 74:65 annexed! land at 74:64 annexed! land at 74:67 annexed! land at 74:66 annexed! land at 74:69 annexed! land at 74:68 annexed! land at 74:71 annexed! land at 74:70 annexed! land at 74:73 annexed!```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#1540 Leedly: !build farm 100
#6159 Sythe: $t = round(self::$GPR + self::$GPB * $k{'B'} + self::$IPF * $k{'FR'} + ($k{'P'}*15)/($k{'S'} + 1)); $k{'G'} += $t; $report .= $t . " gc were added to your coffers! you now have " . ($k{'G'}) . " gc\n";
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 74:72 annexed! land at 74:75 annexed! land at 74:74 annexed! land at 74:77 annexed! land at 74:76 annexed! land at 74:79 annexed! land at 74:78 annexed! land at 74:81 annexed! land at 74:80 annexed! land at 73:81 annexed! land at 47:54 annexed! land at 47:56 annexed! land at 49:54 annexed! land at 48:54 annexed! land at 47:55 annexed! land at 47:58 annexed! land at 47:57 annexed! land at 51:54 annexed! land at 50:54 annexed! land at 47:60 annexed!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: not enough gold, needed at least 5000 gc. ```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#1540 Leedly: !stats
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: Leedly's kingdom is at 80:26, 79:25 and 233 other locations and has: 2531 attack rating and 43503 defence rating, 24460 free land, 2995 gc, 0 bushels of food, 4512 weapons, 1395 soldiers, 6116 magical runes, 154 banks, 305 farms, 76 mines, 1369 forests, 49 smelters, 56 battlements, 50 military school, 25 weapons factories, 198 barracks, 48 trade centers, 2252 houses, 27 theives dens, 5439 people, 7505 bars of iron, 20 intelligence agencies, 101 priesthoods, 234 dams, 247 stables, 106 quarries, 1428 tons of stone, 1119 horses, 32767 faggots of wood, 668 liters of water, 50 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 47:69 annexed! land at 63:54 annexed! land at 62:54 annexed! land at 47:72 annexed! land at 47:71 annexed! land at 65:54 annexed! land at 64:54 annexed! land at 47:74 annexed! land at 47:73 annexed! land at 67:54 annexed! land at 66:54 annexed! land at 47:76 annexed! land at 47:75 annexed! land at 69:54 annexed! land at 68:54 annexed! land at 47:78 annexed! land at 47:77 annexed! land at 71:54 annexed! land at 70:54 annexed! land at 47:80 annexed!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 47:59 annexed! land at 53:54 annexed! land at 52:54 annexed! land at 47:62 annexed! land at 47:61 annexed! land at 55:54 annexed! land at 54:54 annexed! land at 47:64 annexed! land at 47:63 annexed! land at 57:54 annexed! land at 56:54 annexed! land at 47:66 annexed! land at 47:65 annexed! land at 59:54 annexed! land at 58:54 annexed! land at 47:68 annexed! land at 47:67 annexed! land at 61:54 annexed! land at 60:54 annexed! land at 47:70 annexed!```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#1540 Leedly: !selfdestruct
#1540 Leedly: nty
#8759 Moes: no
#8759 Moes: !map
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 47:79 annexed! land at 73:54 annexed! land at 72:54 annexed! land at 47:82 annexed! land at 49:82 annexed! land at 47:81 annexed! land at 48:82 annexed! land at 51:82 annexed! land at 50:82 annexed! land at 53:82 annexed! land at 52:82 annexed! land at 55:82 annexed! land at 54:82 annexed! land at 57:82 annexed! land at 56:82 annexed! land at 59:82 annexed! land at 58:82 annexed! land at 61:82 annexed! land at 60:82 annexed! land at 63:82 annexed!```
#4517 Kingdoms: , Map is here: http://img.sythe.org/kingdomsmap.php although ShinBot will do a quick image for you if you ask !m nicely
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: kingdom of Leedly ceased to exist. to start over !play```

 

#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#1540 Leedly: i'll help fix it
#1540 Leedly: but i'm not giving any more time to that shit
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 60:67 annexed! land at 62:67 annexed! land at 61:68 annexed! land at 60:69 annexed! land at 62:69 annexed! land at 62:82 annexed! land at 65:82 annexed! land at 64:82 annexed! land at 67:82 annexed! land at 66:82 annexed! land at 69:82 annexed! land at 68:82 annexed! land at 71:82 annexed! land at 70:82 annexed! land at 73:82 annexed! land at 72:82 annexed! land at 75:54 annexed! land at 75:56 annexed! land at 74:54 annexed! land at 75:55 annexed!```
#1540 Leedly: i have more of literally everything than everyone else combined
#8759 Moes: what were your stats
#8759 Moes: i don't believe that
#1540 Leedly: before you started randomly getting money
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 812 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 142352 free land, 836485 gc, 32767 bushels of food, 6719 weapons, 0 soldiers, 759 magical runes, 42 banks, 2503 farms, 344 mines, 804 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 176 trade centers, 9761 houses, 48 theives dens, 28711 people, 9031 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 120 dams, 1 stables, 173 quarries, 2894 tons of stone, 5 horses, 32767 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1540 Leedly: i had attacked everyone down
#1540 Leedly: to nothing
#1540 Leedly: i destroyed everyone on the server that wasn't you or me
#1540 Leedly: richard had to rebuild
#1540 Leedly: see?
#1540 Leedly: you have 0 defense
#1540 Leedly: i attacked you to ntohing
#1540 Leedly: but you still got 100x my gold
#1540 Leedly: I had triple every building you have and my people never starved or anything until i had to try and catch up with you
#8759 Moes: my people are working harder
#8759 Moes: my land quality is better
#1540 Leedly: ^
#1540 Leedly: i have blacks
#1540 Leedly: sad
#8759 Moes: lol
#6159 Sythe: ROUND BASE GOLD RATE + ROUND GOLD PER BANK x ( banks ) + INCOME PER FOREST x ( forests ) + ( PEOPLE x 15 ) / ( SOLIDERS + 1 )
#6159 Sythe: thats the turn gold
#1540 Leedly: people x 15
#1540 Leedly: lmfao
#6159 Sythe: if your army is very large youre gold is fucked
#1540 Leedly: put that on the thread
#6159 Sythe: your
#6159 Sythe: how do you expect to make money without people?
#1540 Leedly: My people were emplyed
#1540 Leedly: soldiers doesn't say -money
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#1540 Leedly: i had no gold or reason, really
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 75:58 annexed! land at 75:57 annexed! land at 75:60 annexed! land at 75:59 annexed! land at 75:62 annexed! land at 75:61 annexed! land at 75:64 annexed! land at 75:63 annexed! land at 75:66 annexed! land at 75:65 annexed! land at 75:68 annexed! land at 75:67 annexed! land at 75:70 annexed! land at 75:69 annexed! land at 75:72 annexed! land at 75:71 annexed! land at 75:74 annexed! land at 75:73 annexed! land at 75:76 annexed! land at 75:75 annexed!```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#5832 Alex: That thread cannot be updated
#1540 Leedly: So i have to feed the soldiers, water, house
#1540 Leedly: AND pay the fucks?
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 75:78 annexed! land at 75:77 annexed! land at 75:80 annexed! land at 75:79 annexed! land at 75:82 annexed! land at 75:81 annexed! land at 74:82 annexed! land at 46:53 annexed! land at 46:55 annexed! land at 48:53 annexed! land at 47:53 annexed! land at 46:54 annexed! land at 46:57 annexed! land at 46:56 annexed! land at 50:53 annexed! land at 49:53 annexed! land at 46:59 annexed! land at 46:58 annexed! land at 52:53 annexed! land at 51:53 annexed!```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#1540 Leedly: without them saying that anywhere
#6159 Sythe: #blade I'll give you and shin and moes the source and you guys can balance it
#6159 Sythe: its not very balanced atm anyway
#1540 Leedly: ye
#6159 Sythe: as well as write a tutorial
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 46:61 annexed! land at 46:60 annexed! land at 54:53 annexed! land at 53:53 annexed! land at 46:63 annexed! land at 46:62 annexed! land at 56:53 annexed! land at 55:53 annexed! land at 46:65 annexed! land at 46:64 annexed! land at 58:53 annexed! land at 57:53 annexed! land at 46:67 annexed! land at 46:66 annexed! land at 60:53 annexed! land at 59:53 annexed! land at 46:69 annexed! land at 46:68 annexed! land at 62:53 annexed! land at 61:53 annexed!```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 46:71 annexed! land at 46:70 annexed! land at 64:53 annexed! land at 63:53 annexed! land at 46:73 annexed! land at 46:72 annexed! land at 66:53 annexed! land at 65:53 annexed! land at 46:75 annexed! land at 46:74 annexed! land at 68:53 annexed! land at 67:53 annexed! land at 46:77 annexed! land at 46:76 annexed! land at 70:53 annexed! land at 69:53 annexed! land at 46:79 annexed! land at 46:78 annexed! land at 72:53 annexed! land at 71:53 annexed!```
#6159 Sythe: and fix that fucking autoannex routine
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#1540 Leedly: i had all the ratios and moes just had a bunch of unemployed people who somehow made him a shit ton of money
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 46:81 annexed! land at 46:80 annexed! land at 74:53 annexed! land at 73:53 annexed! land at 46:83 annexed! land at 48:83 annexed! land at 46:82 annexed! land at 47:83 annexed! land at 50:83 annexed! land at 49:83 annexed! land at 52:83 annexed! land at 51:83 annexed! land at 54:83 annexed! land at 53:83 annexed! land at 56:83 annexed! land at 55:83 annexed! land at 58:83 annexed! land at 57:83 annexed! land at 60:83 annexed! land at 59:83 annexed!```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#1540 Leedly: me attacking him with more poeople than he owns in soldiers on horses
#1540 Leedly: did ntohing
#1540 Leedly: 0 defense power i had 50k attack power
#8759 Moes: I like this game
#1540 Leedly: y he no ded
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 62:83 annexed! land at 61:83 annexed! land at 64:83 annexed! land at 63:83 annexed! land at 66:83 annexed! land at 65:83 annexed! land at 68:83 annexed! land at 67:83 annexed! land at 70:83 annexed! land at 69:83 annexed! land at 72:83 annexed! land at 71:83 annexed! land at 74:83 annexed! land at 73:83 annexed! land at 76:53 annexed! land at 76:55 annexed! land at 75:53 annexed! land at 76:54 annexed! land at 76:57 annexed! land at 76:56 annexed!```
#5832 Alex: it just needs fancier functions
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#6159 Sythe: yeah attacking is significantly hard in this game
#1540 Leedly: that makes no sense
#1540 Leedly: that's like saying america would lose to canada
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 76:59 annexed! land at 76:58 annexed! land at 76:61 annexed! land at 76:60 annexed! land at 76:63 annexed! land at 76:62 annexed! land at 76:65 annexed! land at 76:64 annexed! land at 76:67 annexed! land at 76:66 annexed! land at 76:69 annexed! land at 76:68 annexed! land at 76:71 annexed! land at 76:70 annexed! land at 76:73 annexed! land at 76:72 annexed! land at 76:75 annexed! land at 76:74 annexed! land at 76:77 annexed! land at 76:76 annexed!```
#1540 Leedly: he had no defenses just like
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#6159 Sythe: ye it does... imagine riding up to a castle on horseback
#1540 Leedly: a fuck ton of unemployed shits
#6159 Sythe: castle made of stone
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#6159 Sythe: and youve got a sword
#1540 Leedly: and no soldiers
#8759 Moes: I used my people as shield
#1540 Leedly: the castle
#1540 Leedly: is jsut it
#1540 Leedly: i had 10 siege tanks
#1540 Leedly: rip castle
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#1540 Leedly: its like attacking china
#1540 Leedly: just so many fucking people but nothing else
#6159 Sythe: lel
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#5832 Alex: lolol
#6159 Sythe: he did yolo a few times
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#6159 Sythe: is that you AJL
#1540 Leedly: no we figured that out
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#5832 Alex: Yes
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#1540 Leedly: was the people how he won

 

#8759 Moes: cmon bot
#1540 Leedly: so attack needs balanced
#1540 Leedly: i went for a big army
#6159 Sythe: lel these guys are duking it out
#6159 Sythe: bit late to join this round
#1540 Leedly: and it did nothing for me
#5832 Alex: Yeah I've seen it
#1540 Leedly: no moes is just growing he already won
#1540 Leedly: lol
#5832 Alex: I'm still getting the hang of the early game
#1540 Leedly: i quit b/c the army thing is fucked
#1540 Leedly: alex
#1540 Leedly: dont build any soldiers
#1540 Leedly: ever
#1540 Leedly: barracks
#1540 Leedly: EVER
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#8759 Moes: barracks are overrated
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#1540 Leedly: apparently they're cunts that cost money and can't attack a defenseless twat like moe
#1540 Leedly: moes
#1540 Leedly: verify alex btw
#1540 Leedly: he cant pm
#5832 Alex: I was PMing the bot
#1540 Leedly: but he can post in sf loike ayy
#8759 Moes: pm me your discord id
#5832 Alex: oh
#1540 Leedly: he cant pm
#1540 Leedly: hes a scum snt
#1540 Leedly: dnt
#5832 Alex: Dis
#1540 Leedly: ayy
#8759 Moes: ah he's a scammer
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 44:65 annexed! land at 44:64 annexed! land at 58:51 annexed! land at 57:51 annexed! land at 44:67 annexed! land at 44:66 annexed! land at 60:51 annexed! land at 59:51 annexed! land at 44:69 annexed! land at 44:68 annexed! land at 62:51 annexed! land at 61:51 annexed! land at 44:71 annexed! land at 44:70 annexed! land at 64:51 annexed! land at 63:51 annexed! land at 44:73 annexed! land at 44:72 annexed! land at 66:51 annexed! land at 65:51 annexed!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 44:75 annexed! land at 44:74 annexed! land at 68:51 annexed! land at 67:51 annexed! land at 44:77 annexed! land at 44:76 annexed! land at 70:51 annexed! land at 69:51 annexed! land at 44:79 annexed! land at 44:78 annexed! land at 72:51 annexed! land at 71:51 annexed! land at 44:81 annexed! land at 44:80 annexed! land at 74:51 annexed! land at 73:51 annexed! land at 44:83 annexed! land at 44:82 annexed! land at 76:51 annexed! land at 75:51 annexed!```
#1540 Leedly: ^
#8759 Moes: uhm
#5832 Alex: Scammer -.-
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#6159 Sythe: you can post it in the spam forum thread instead
#5832 Alex: Please!
#1540 Leedly: its pronounced scanner
#1540 Leedly: dont trigger me
#5832 Alex: Triggered
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 44:85 annexed! land at 46:85 annexed! land at 44:84 annexed! land at 45:85 annexed! land at 48:85 annexed! land at 47:85 annexed! land at 50:85 annexed! land at 49:85 annexed! land at 52:85 annexed! land at 51:85 annexed! land at 54:85 annexed! land at 53:85 annexed! land at 56:85 annexed! land at 55:85 annexed! land at 58:85 annexed! land at 57:85 annexed! land at 60:85 annexed! land at 59:85 annexed! land at 62:85 annexed! land at 61:85 annexed!```
#1540 Leedly: i really want
#1540 Leedly: no mans sky
#1540 Leedly: ugh
#6159 Sythe: !abra 10000 10000 10000 10000
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#5832 Alex: !kadabra
#1540 Leedly: sythe
#1540 Leedly: can u just destroy moes kingdom
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#8759 Moes: what
#5832 Alex: lolol
#6159 Sythe: !s
#6159 Sythe: nice
#6159 Sythe: lol
#8759 Moes: I spend like half my day building this
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 78:57 annexed! land at 78:56 annexed! land at 78:59 annexed! land at 78:58 annexed! land at 78:61 annexed! land at 78:60 annexed! land at 78:63 annexed! land at 78:62 annexed! land at 78:65 annexed! land at 78:64 annexed! land at 78:67 annexed! land at 78:66 annexed! land at 78:69 annexed! land at 78:68 annexed! land at 78:71 annexed! land at 78:70 annexed! land at 78:73 annexed! land at 78:72 annexed! land at 78:75 annexed! land at 78:74 annexed!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73 and has: 0 attack rating and 1000 defence rating, 35 free land, 116 gc, 103 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 10 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 6 farms, 0 mines, 10 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 3 barracks, 1 trade centers, 7 houses, 0 theives dens, 17 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 1 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 14 tons of stone, 0 horses, 280 faggots of wood, 330 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Sythe: Sythe's kingdom is at 21:62 and has: 0 attack rating and 160 defence rating, 250 free land, 618 gc, 0 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 4 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 2 farms, 0 mines, 0 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 0 trade centers, 5 houses, 0 theives dens, 19 people, 20 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 1 dams, 0 stables, 0 quarries, 10 tons of stone, 0 horses, 100 faggots of wood, 462 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#1540 Leedly: u figured out the bug in an old broken text rpg
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1540 Leedly: and spammed it while saying "secret"
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#1540 Leedly: 10/10 time use fam
#5832 Alex: !build dam
#6159 Sythe: !abra 1000 1000 1000 1000
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#6159 Sythe: hm
#6159 Sythe: maybe thats crashing it
#1540 Leedly: gotta shit
#1540 Leedly: moes is def crashing itl ol
#6159 Sythe: no maybe my command is
#6159 Sythe: !h
#6159 Sythe: !help
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 43:66 annexed! land at 43:65 annexed! land at 59:50 annexed! land at 58:50 annexed! land at 43:68 annexed! land at 43:67 annexed! land at 61:50 annexed! land at 60:50 annexed! land at 43:70 annexed! land at 43:69 annexed! land at 63:50 annexed! land at 62:50 annexed! land at 43:72 annexed! land at 43:71 annexed! land at 65:50 annexed! land at 64:50 annexed! land at 43:74 annexed! land at 43:73 annexed! land at 67:50 annexed! land at 66:50 annexed!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```sythe magicked himself an army.```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Sythe: just some of the commands: !stats !players !build !attack !annex !cast !trade !prices !spells !espionage !thieve and others. see play guide for details: Sythe - The Craigslist of Virtual Goods
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#6159 Sythe: nope its moes lol
#1217 Shin: !m
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 43:76 annexed! land at 43:75 annexed! land at 69:50 annexed! land at 68:50 annexed! land at 43:78 annexed! land at 43:77 annexed! land at 71:50 annexed! land at 70:50 annexed! land at 43:80 annexed! land at 43:79 annexed! land at 73:50 annexed! land at 72:50 annexed! land at 43:82 annexed! land at 43:81 annexed! land at 75:50 annexed! land at 74:50 annexed! land at 43:84 annexed! land at 43:83 annexed! land at 77:50 annexed! land at 76:50 annexed!```
#8759 Moes: sorry guys I really want to expand
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#1217 Shin: !m
#6890 ShinBot:
#1217 Shin: Ah...
#1217 Shin: It is...
#1217 Shin: Figured it out...
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 43:86 annexed! land at 45:86 annexed! land at 43:85 annexed! land at 44:86 annexed! land at 47:86 annexed! land at 46:86 annexed! land at 49:86 annexed! land at 48:86 annexed! land at 51:86 annexed! land at 50:86 annexed! land at 53:86 annexed! land at 52:86 annexed! land at 55:86 annexed! land at 54:86 annexed! land at 57:86 annexed! land at 56:86 annexed! land at 59:86 annexed! land at 58:86 annexed! land at 61:86 annexed! land at 60:86 annexed!```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#6159 Sythe: !fakeplayer
#1217 Shin: My bot had "Mee6" role... it got removed somehow... which apparently screwed the permissions...
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 63:86 annexed! land at 62:86 annexed! land at 65:86 annexed! land at 64:86 annexed! land at 67:86 annexed! land at 66:86 annexed! land at 69:86 annexed! land at 68:86 annexed! land at 71:86 annexed! land at 70:86 annexed! land at 73:86 annexed! land at 72:86 annexed! land at 75:86 annexed! land at 74:86 annexed! land at 77:86 annexed! land at 76:86 annexed! land at 79:50 annexed! land at 79:52 annexed! land at 78:50 annexed! land at 79:51 annexed!```
#1217 Shin: Wouldn't allow the bot to function...

 

#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#1217 Shin: !status
#6890 ShinBot: `Sythe is currently ONLINE.`
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 79:54 annexed! land at 79:53 annexed! land at 79:56 annexed! land at 79:55 annexed! land at 79:58 annexed! land at 79:57 annexed! land at 79:60 annexed! land at 79:59 annexed! land at 79:62 annexed! land at 79:61 annexed! land at 79:64 annexed! land at 79:63 annexed! land at 79:66 annexed! land at 79:65 annexed! land at 79:68 annexed! land at 79:67 annexed! land at 79:70 annexed! land at 79:69 annexed! land at 79:72 annexed! land at 79:71 annexed!```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1352 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 277352 free land, 1491123 gc, 22957 bushels of food, 7489 weapons, 0 soldiers, 869 magical runes, 42 banks, 2503 farms, 344 mines, 804 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 176 trade centers, 9761 houses, 48 theives dens, 32767 people, 11701 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 120 dams, 1 stables, 173 quarries, 4278 tons of stone, 5 horses, 32767 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1217 Shin: Also, bot is hella broken right now.
#1217 Shin: Won't work in PM at all either.
#1217 Shin: Did your fibre go back to dial-up? Or is it hosted somewhere? Lol.
#8759 Moes: !build house 5000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 5000 house. you have 1291123 gc, 7767 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build house 200
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 200 house. you have 1283123 gc, 6767 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build house 2000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: not enough wood, needed at least 10000 faggots. ```
#8759 Moes: !build house 1000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1000 house. you have 1140473 gc, 1767 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient feast first. you need at least 131069 bushels of food.```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 79:74 annexed! land at 79:73 annexed! land at 79:76 annexed! land at 79:75 annexed! land at 79:78 annexed! land at 79:77 annexed! land at 79:80 annexed! land at 79:79 annexed! land at 79:82 annexed! land at 79:81 annexed! land at 79:84 annexed! land at 79:83 annexed! land at 79:86 annexed! land at 79:85 annexed! land at 78:86 annexed! land at 42:49 annexed! land at 42:51 annexed! land at 44:49 annexed! land at 43:49 annexed! land at 42:50 annexed!```
#6159 Sythe: I think I need to urgently fix autoannex lol
#8759 Moes: yeh
#8759 Moes: it would be nice if I could do something like !autoannex all
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#8759 Moes: and it would be nice if it's a lil faster
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#8759 Moes: let's see how it handles that
#6159 Sythe: I can speed it up by turning off sql logging lol
#8759 Moes: ye why not
#6159 Sythe: k its not going to respond because I killed it
#6159 Sythe: try again
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#5832 Alex: !s
#5832 Alex: autoannex has always been slow but jeeez
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73 and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 0 free land, 595 gc, 178 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 0 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 9 farms, 0 mines, 10 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 3 barracks, 1 trade centers, 8 houses, 0 theives dens, 30 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 1 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 18 tons of stone, 0 horses, 270 faggots of wood, 216 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 55:87 annexed! land at 58:87 annexed! land at 57:87 annexed! land at 60:87 annexed! land at 59:87 annexed! land at 62:87 annexed! land at 61:87 annexed! land at 64:87 annexed! land at 63:87 annexed! land at 66:87 annexed! land at 65:87 annexed! land at 68:87 annexed! land at 67:87 annexed! land at 70:87 annexed! land at 69:87 annexed! land at 72:87 annexed! land at 71:87 annexed! land at 74:87 annexed! land at 73:87 annexed! land at 76:87 annexed!```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#5832 Alex: !raze dam
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your soldiers knock the foundations from under the dams wiping out a total of 1 dams and freeing up 30 acres of space```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 75:87 annexed! land at 78:87 annexed! land at 77:87 annexed! land at 80:49 annexed! land at 80:51 annexed! land at 79:49 annexed! land at 80:50 annexed! land at 80:53 annexed! land at 80:52 annexed! land at 80:55 annexed! land at 80:54 annexed! land at 80:57 annexed! land at 80:56 annexed! land at 80:59 annexed! land at 80:58 annexed! land at 80:61 annexed! land at 80:60 annexed! land at 80:63 annexed! land at 80:62 annexed! land at 80:65 annexed!```
#6159 Sythe: ok I'm looking at it now see if I can rewrite it
#5832 Alex: !buildmax house
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 6 house. you have 355 gc, 240 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: nice
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#5832 Alex: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 80:64 annexed! land at 80:67 annexed! land at 80:66 annexed! land at 80:69 annexed! land at 80:68 annexed! land at 80:71 annexed! land at 80:70 annexed! land at 80:73 annexed! land at 80:72 annexed! land at 80:75 annexed! land at 80:74 annexed! land at 80:77 annexed! land at 80:76 annexed! land at 80:79 annexed! land at 80:78 annexed! land at 80:81 annexed! land at 80:80 annexed! land at 80:83 annexed! land at 80:82 annexed! land at 80:85 annexed!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 10 more people needed!```
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people throw a massive feast, consuming 151 flagons of wine and 121 servings of food. after eating they retire to the orgarium for dirty cuddles. 13 new people were subsequently added to your kingdom's population.```
#5832 Alex: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you have insufficent gc to perform surveying of this site. the cost is 500 gc```
#8759 Moes: !gift 500 alex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: 500 does not have a kingdom```
#8759 Moes: !gift alex 500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```Moes gifted 500 gc to alex```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 80:84 annexed! land at 80:87 annexed! land at 80:86 annexed! land at 79:87 annexed! land at 41:48 annexed! land at 41:50 annexed! land at 43:48 annexed! land at 42:48 annexed! land at 41:49 annexed! land at 41:52 annexed! land at 41:51 annexed! land at 45:48 annexed! land at 44:48 annexed! land at 41:54 annexed! land at 41:53 annexed! land at 47:48 annexed! land at 46:48 annexed! land at 41:56 annexed! land at 41:55 annexed! land at 49:48 annexed!```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 48:48 annexed! land at 41:58 annexed! land at 41:57 annexed! land at 51:48 annexed! land at 50:48 annexed! land at 41:60 annexed! land at 41:59 annexed! land at 53:48 annexed! land at 52:48 annexed! land at 41:62 annexed! land at 41:61 annexed! land at 55:48 annexed! land at 54:48 annexed! land at 41:64 annexed! land at 41:63 annexed! land at 57:48 annexed! land at 56:48 annexed! land at 41:66 annexed! land at 41:65 annexed! land at 59:48 annexed!```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 58:48 annexed! land at 41:68 annexed! land at 41:67 annexed! land at 61:48 annexed! land at 60:48 annexed! land at 41:70 annexed! land at 41:69 annexed! land at 63:48 annexed! land at 62:48 annexed! land at 41:72 annexed! land at 41:71 annexed! land at 65:48 annexed! land at 64:48 annexed! land at 41:74 annexed! land at 41:73 annexed! land at 67:48 annexed! land at 66:48 annexed! land at 41:76 annexed! land at 41:75 annexed! land at 69:48 annexed!```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 68:48 annexed! land at 41:78 annexed! land at 41:77 annexed! land at 71:48 annexed! land at 70:48 annexed! land at 41:80 annexed! land at 41:79 annexed! land at 73:48 annexed! land at 72:48 annexed! land at 41:82 annexed! land at 41:81 annexed! land at 75:48 annexed! land at 74:48 annexed! land at 41:84 annexed! land at 41:83 annexed! land at 77:48 annexed! land at 76:48 annexed! land at 41:86 annexed! land at 41:85 annexed! land at 79:48 annexed!```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 78:48 annexed! land at 41:88 annexed! land at 43:88 annexed! land at 41:87 annexed! land at 42:88 annexed! land at 45:88 annexed! land at 44:88 annexed! land at 47:88 annexed! land at 46:88 annexed! land at 49:88 annexed! land at 48:88 annexed! land at 51:88 annexed! land at 50:88 annexed! land at 53:88 annexed! land at 52:88 annexed! land at 55:88 annexed! land at 54:88 annexed! land at 57:88 annexed! land at 56:88 annexed! land at 59:88 annexed!```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 58:88 annexed! land at 61:88 annexed! land at 60:88 annexed! land at 63:88 annexed! land at 62:88 annexed! land at 65:88 annexed! land at 64:88 annexed! land at 67:88 annexed! land at 66:88 annexed! land at 69:88 annexed! land at 68:88 annexed! land at 71:88 annexed! land at 70:88 annexed! land at 73:88 annexed! land at 72:88 annexed! land at 75:88 annexed! land at 74:88 annexed! land at 77:88 annexed! land at 76:88 annexed! land at 79:88 annexed!```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#6575 Chloe:

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=902233563239425

#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: land at 78:88 annexed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 13 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 13 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 13 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 13 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 13 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 13 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 13 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 13 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 13 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 13 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 13 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 13 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 13 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 13 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 13 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 13 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 13 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 13 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 13 more people needed!```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1636 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 332852 free land, 1490712 gc, 16024 bushels of food, 7874 weapons, 0 soldiers, 924 magical runes, 42 banks, 2503 farms, 344 mines, 804 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 176 trade centers, 15961 houses, 48 theives dens, 32767 people, 13036 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 120 dams, 1 stables, 173 quarries, 4970 tons of stone, 5 horses, 25887 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !build house 5000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 5000 house. you have 1290712 gc, 887 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1636 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 320352 free land, 1290712 gc, 16024 bushels of food, 7874 weapons, 0 soldiers, 924 magical runes, 42 banks, 2503 farms, 344 mines, 804 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 176 trade centers, 20961 houses, 48 theives dens, 32767 people, 13036 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 120 dams, 1 stables, 173 quarries, 4970 tons of stone, 5 horses, 887 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !buy wood 10000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: bought 10000 wood. you have 1268212 gc in your coffers```
#8759 Moes: !build house 5000

 

#8759 Moes: !buy wood 20000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: buying this many faggots of wood would exceed the unit cap of 32767.```
#6159 Sythe: try an autoannex now
#8759 Moes: !build house 5000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: not enough wood, needed at least 25000 faggots. ```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#6159 Sythe: still slow
#8759 Moes: yup :/
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed!```
#8759 Moes: !buy wood 25000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: buying this many faggots of wood would exceed the unit cap of 32767.```
#5832 Alex: PM is way more uh
#5832 Alex: not chaotic
#8759 Moes: !stats
#5832 Alex: Isn't there buymax?
#8759 Moes: don't think so
#5832 Alex: try it bb
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1636 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 320352 free land, 1245712 gc, 16024 bushels of food, 7874 weapons, 0 soldiers, 924 magical runes, 42 banks, 2503 farms, 344 mines, 804 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 176 trade centers, 20961 houses, 48 theives dens, 32767 people, 13036 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 120 dams, 1 stables, 173 quarries, 4970 tons of stone, 5 horses, 20887 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: Theguide doesn't have !raze for some reason
#8759 Moes: !buymax wood
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: bought 11880 wood. you have 1218982 gc in your coffers```
#8759 Moes: wow
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#8759 Moes: buymax works
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1636 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 320352 free land, 1711721 gc, 9091 bushels of food, 8259 weapons, 0 soldiers, 979 magical runes, 42 banks, 2503 farms, 344 mines, 804 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 176 trade centers, 20961 houses, 48 theives dens, 32767 people, 14371 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 120 dams, 1 stables, 173 quarries, 5662 tons of stone, 5 horses, 32767 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex:
#6159 Sythe: might do a memory table
#5832 Alex: Buymax and all that used to be a bit bugged I think it is fixed now
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed!```
#8759 Moes: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient feast first. you need at least 131069 bushels of food.```
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed!```
#8759 Moes: I can't yolo anymore because what I need exceeds the unit cap
#5832 Alex: UH OH
#5832 Alex:
#5832 Alex: shitttt
#5832 Alex: !freespace
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and has: 0 attack rating and 640 defence rating, 0 free land, 982 gc, 321 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 8 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 25 farms, 0 mines, 10 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 4 barracks, 1 trade centers, 19 houses, 0 theives dens, 69 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 2 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 6 tons of stone, 0 horses, 325 faggots of wood, 280 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: !raze dam
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your soldiers knock the foundations from under the dams wiping out a total of 1 dams and freeing up 30 acres of space```
#5832 Alex: God dam it
#5832 Alex: !buildmax house
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 6 house. you have 742 gc, 295 faggots remaining```
#6159 Sythe: hold up one sec guys, going to try port the game over to a memory table
#8759 Moes: sure
#5832 Alex: okeh
#8759 Moes: brb lunch
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and has: 0 attack rating and 640 defence rating, 0 free land, 742 gc, 321 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 8 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 25 farms, 0 mines, 10 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 4 barracks, 1 trade centers, 25 houses, 0 theives dens, 69 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 1 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 6 tons of stone, 0 horses, 295 faggots of wood, 280 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient feast first. you need at least 1 bushels of food.```
#5832 Alex: okay.. one more food
#5832 Alex: !buy food 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: bought 1 food. you have 736 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient drink first. you need at least 346 liters of water.```
#5832 Alex: !buy water 347
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: bought 347 water. you have 566 gc in your coffers```
#1834 Realist: http://www.sythe.org/threads/realis...eal-ukbt-btc-many-more.2188719/#post-18523263
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people throw a massive feast, consuming 346 flagons of wine and 277 servings of food. after eating they retire to the orgarium for dirty cuddles. 23 new people were subsequently added to your kingdom's population.```
#1834 Realist: will this guy ever give up lol
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed!```
#5832 Alex: oh
#3704 Gracious: How do you think I get my modscore
#1834 Realist: Gracious u owe me for that tbh
#1834 Realist: i hook u up nicely
#3704 Gracious: Yaas
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and has: 0 attack rating and 640 defence rating, 0 free land, 566 gc, 45 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 8 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 25 farms, 0 mines, 10 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 4 barracks, 1 trade centers, 25 houses, 0 theives dens, 92 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 1 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 6 tons of stone, 0 horses, 295 faggots of wood, 281 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1834 Realist: Blacklist the fake .eu and .ga copycat scam sites
#1834 Realist: support the movement friends
#3704 Gracious: Me and Dw were talking about that the other day
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#3704 Gracious: But seems like cas is sorting you out
#1834 Realist: it'll slow him down tremendously imo
#3704 Gracious: Idk if we can
#3704 Gracious: censor links
#3704 Gracious: he posts rsgoldfund.com and links it to .eu
#1834 Realist: ya
#3704 Gracious: That's something for an admin to look into
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and has: 0 attack rating and 1960 defence rating, 0 free land, 739 gc, 205 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 14 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 25 farms, 0 mines, 10 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 4 barracks, 1 trade centers, 25 houses, 0 theives dens, 100 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 1 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 10 tons of stone, 0 horses, 520 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1834 Realist: lol # how he's coming after me b/c i'm reporting his accs
#5832 Alex: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed!```
#5832 Alex: whistle whistle
#3704 Gracious: We have a lovely feature
#3704 Gracious: For those spammers
#5832 Alex: twidle thumbs
#3704 Gracious: 1 click and banned & posts deleted
#3704 Gracious: So it's not too much effort to keep reporting them
#1834 Realist: he must've been spam refreshing the page to see who was viewing it
#1834 Realist: to know i was reporting him? lol

 

#3704 Gracious: Most likely
#6159 Sythe: used your time turner?
#1834 Realist: Gyazo - f8bc4836c104d62b6b42e7a55f5af581.png
#1834 Realist: lol?
#7161 Karl: haha unlucky dude
#5832 Alex: nopeee
#1540 Leedly: .!use time turner
#7161 Karl: ur gold business is sinking like the titanic bro
#6159 Sythe: !godeye alex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Sythe: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and has: 0 attack rating and 1960 defence rating, 0 free land, 739 gc, 205 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 14 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 25 farms, 0 mines, 10 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 4 barracks, 1 trade centers, 25 houses, 0 theives dens, 100 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 1 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 10 tons of stone, 0 horses, 520 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: I can't do anything until I can annex more
#1540 Leedly: ......
#1540 Leedly: you can turn the time
#1540 Leedly: idiot
#5832 Alex: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed!```
#5832 Alex: I know how the game works bb
#5832 Alex: I literally wrote the guide
#1540 Leedly: ok so use a fuckin time turner u dipshit
#1540 Leedly: i know
#1540 Leedly: its shit
#6159 Sythe: time turner was added right at the end of the last round
#5832 Alex: lol ay
#6159 Sythe: lol
#1540 Leedly: ay
#6159 Sythe: !use time turner
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Sythe: a magical dome encases the kingdom, accelerating local time. when the dome recedes you notice that a turn has passed. a report is prepared by your squire...```
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#1540 Leedly: tfw
#5832 Alex: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed!```
#5832 Alex: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
#1540 Leedly: cya hick
#1540 Leedly: build more houses idiot
#1540 Leedly: do !report
#5832 Alex: Nooo
#5832 Alex: it's cuz Richard
#5832 Alex: is working on it
#1540 Leedly: i dont think thats why
#1540 Leedly: do reprot
#5832 Alex: it is
#6159 Sythe: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Sythe: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 33 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 10010 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 50714 gc 20 bushels were added to your food stocks. 267 liters of water flowed into to your dams 20 bushels of food and 267 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 0 bushels and your water stock is now 0 461 more bushels were needed this round to sustain your population. make more farms! as a result of starvation 1 civilians and 85 soldiers died! 4543 more liters were needed this round to sustain your population. make more dams! as a result of dehydration 1 civilians and 15 soldiers died! 0 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 7 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 372 soldiers 0 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 1000 horses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 0 barracks your horses are unable to breed further because you only have 0 stables your population is unable to expand because it is starving to death! 0 faggots of lumber were harvested 0 ton of stone was extracted 0 bars of iron were mined 0 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 20 0 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 19 uses remaining ```
#1540 Leedly: i bet u didnt get people
#5832 Alex: Dawg
#1540 Leedly: do report then back up ur're shit talk
#5832 Alex: I've been playing this since you were in your knickers
#1540 Leedly: real?> cause ur shit at it
#6159 Sythe: lol
#5832 Alex: =}
#6159 Sythe: I'm the shittest at it
#6159 Sythe: and I wrote it
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and has: 0 attack rating and 4000 defence rating, 0 free land, 859 gc, 351 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 20 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 25 farms, 0 mines, 10 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 4 barracks, 1 trade centers, 25 houses, 0 theives dens, 100 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 1 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 14 tons of stone, 0 horses, 745 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1540 Leedly: LOL
#6159 Sythe: I cant remember shit about it
#3704 Gracious: Can't really IP ban him either
#1540 Leedly: still 100 people
#1540 Leedly: sad
#1540 Leedly: prob cause
#1540 Leedly: they
#1540 Leedly: have
#6159 Sythe: fucking 3 day coffee binge and this thing was born
#1540 Leedly: no
#1540 Leedly: fucking
#1540 Leedly: water
#1540 Leedly: u imbred
#5832 Alex: no
#1540 Leedly: do report then
#1540 Leedly: i fukin
#1540 Leedly: dare u
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and has: 0 attack rating and 4000 defence rating, 0 free land, 859 gc, 351 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 20 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 25 farms, 0 mines, 10 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 4 barracks, 1 trade centers, 25 houses, 0 theives dens, 100 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 1 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 14 tons of stone, 0 horses, 745 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#1540 Leedly: inb4 they're all dying
#5832 Alex: I know they're dying
#1540 Leedly: saddening
#5832 Alex: but that doesn't matter
#5832 Alex: !build house
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 5 acres. try !annex? ```
#5832 Alex: !raze dam
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your soldiers knock the foundations from under the dams wiping out a total of 1 dams and freeing up 30 acres of space```
#5832 Alex: !build house
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 1 house. you have 819 gc, 740 faggots remaining```
#5832 Alex: !buildmax houe
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: invalid building type specified. try !buildings for a list of valid buildings```
#5832 Alex: !buildmax house
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 5 house. you have 619 gc, 715 faggots remaining```
#1540 Leedly: you know what helps to see how to progress
#1540 Leedly: checking your previous report
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient feast first. you need at least 401 bushels of food.```
#5832 Alex: Chill Blade
#6159 Sythe: #blade if i give you the source are you interested in actually improving this game and getting it going here in full swing?
#1540 Leedly: oh look your people are dying still
#6159 Sythe: I might git hub it
#5832 Alex: Someone should demote Blade
#1540 Leedly: i thought shin was gonna do it
#1540 Leedly: o nice meme from the DNt crew
#6890 ShinBot:
#1540 Leedly: LOL

 

#1540 Leedly: im gonna tell them yes i actually WILL take tyhat poll
#1540 Leedly: just to fucking ban u
#5832 Alex: Nah but yeah the clear exploit in that gold code is less soldiers = more money per turn
#6159 Sythe: savage
#1540 Leedly: i will write a shadowban clause
#1540 Leedly: so that nobody can see your posts
#1540 Leedly: but you don't know that
#1540 Leedly: the site looks like you posted to you
#1834 Realist: he has an alt acc
#5832 Alex: basically anything under a division symbol
#1834 Realist: he knows about the blacklist thread i made
#5832 Alex: is grounds for exploitation
#1834 Realist: lol
#1540 Leedly: you'll be so alone you'll /neck
#1540 Leedly: good
#1540 Leedly: Yeah
#5832 Alex: so when you review le code note that
#4894 Roary: Sup folks
#1540 Leedly: Idk if you saw that alex
#5832 Alex: as things tend to infinity
#8436 Macroman: ohai
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and has: 0 attack rating and 4000 defence rating, 0 free land, 619 gc, 351 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 20 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 25 farms, 0 mines, 10 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 4 barracks, 1 trade centers, 31 houses, 0 theives dens, 100 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 0 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 14 tons of stone, 0 horses, 715 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#3704 Gracious: Can't find it
#1540 Leedly: i had more soldiers than everyone in game had people
#1540 Leedly: couldnt figure out
#1540 Leedly: why i couldnt win
#5832 Alex: I did chill
#1540 Leedly: and had no money
#1540 Leedly: am sweet
#1540 Leedly: !play
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: ```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```creating new kingdom for Leedly at 10:13. welcome to kingdoms!.```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```to play, type commands here. check out the play guide for detailed help```
#1540 Leedly: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: Leedly's kingdom is at 10:13 and has: 0 attack rating and 250 defence rating, 250 free land, 500 gc, 0 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 5 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 2 farms, 0 mines, 0 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 0 trade centers, 5 houses, 0 theives dens, 10 people, 20 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 1 dams, 0 stables, 0 quarries, 10 tons of stone, 0 horses, 100 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and has: 0 attack rating and 4000 defence rating, 0 free land, 619 gc, 351 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 20 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 25 farms, 0 mines, 10 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 4 barracks, 1 trade centers, 31 houses, 0 theives dens, 100 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 0 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 14 tons of stone, 0 horses, 715 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed!```
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient feast first. you need at least 401 bushels of food.```
#5832 Alex: !buy food 401
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you do not have enough money for this trade! ```
#5832 Alex: goddamnit
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and has: 0 attack rating and 4000 defence rating, 0 free land, 619 gc, 351 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 20 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 25 farms, 0 mines, 10 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 4 barracks, 1 trade centers, 31 houses, 0 theives dens, 100 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 0 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 14 tons of stone, 0 horses, 715 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: !sell wood 500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: sold 500 wood. you have 1951 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !buy food 401
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you do not have enough money for this trade! ```
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient feast first. you need at least 401 bushels of food.```
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#5832 Alex: oh
#5832 Alex: thanks
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed!```
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and has: 0 attack rating and 7290 defence rating, 0 free land, 2042 gc, 491 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 27 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 25 farms, 0 mines, 10 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 4 barracks, 1 trade centers, 31 houses, 0 theives dens, 124 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 0 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 18 tons of stone, 0 horses, 440 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient feast first. you need at least 497 bushels of food.```
#5832 Alex: !buy food 7
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: bought 7 food. you have 2001 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient drink first. you need at least 621 liters of water.```
#5832 Alex: !buy water 666
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: bought 666 water. you have 1342 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people cannot breed because you lack housing.```
#5832 Alex: did I not just
#5832 Alex: !build house 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 25 acres. try !annex? ```
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed!```
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and has: 0 attack rating and 7290 defence rating, 0 free land, 1288 gc, 498 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 27 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 25 farms, 0 mines, 10 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 4 barracks, 1 trade centers, 31 houses, 0 theives dens, 124 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 0 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 18 tons of stone, 0 horses, 440 faggots of wood, 666 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: !raze dam
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: not enough of that type of building exist to be destroyed. only 0 exist```
#5832 Alex: !raze forest
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your soldiers knock the foundations from under the forests wiping out a total of 1 forests and freeing up 10 acres of space```
#8321 Cas: !m
#6890 ShinBot:
#5832 Alex: !buildmax house
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 2 house. you have 1208 gc, 430 faggots remaining```
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people cannot breed because you lack housing.```
#5832 Alex: !raze forest
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your soldiers knock the foundations from under the forests wiping out a total of 1 forests and freeing up 10 acres of space```
#5832 Alex: !buildmax house
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 2 house. you have 1128 gc, 420 faggots remaining```
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people cannot breed because you lack housing.```
#5832 Alex: !raze forest
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your soldiers knock the foundations from under the forests wiping out a total of 1 forests and freeing up 10 acres of space```
#5832 Alex: !buildmax house
#1540 Leedly: yeah i can try to fix it though but it may take awhile
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 2 house. you have 1048 gc, 410 faggots remaining```
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people cannot breed because you lack housing.```

 

#5832 Alex: !raze forest
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your soldiers knock the foundations from under the forests wiping out a total of 1 forests and freeing up 10 acres of space```
#1540 Leedly: also idk php
#5832 Alex: !buildmax house
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 2 house. you have 968 gc, 400 faggots remaining```
#8321 Cas: !play
#4517 Kingdoms: ```to play, type commands here. check out the play guide for detailed help```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Cas: ```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```creating new kingdom for Cas at 34:72. welcome to kingdoms!.```
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#8321 Cas: !attack alex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Cas: you cannot attack other kingdoms while under a shield```
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people cannot breed because you lack housing.```
#5832 Alex: !raze forest
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your soldiers knock the foundations from under the forests wiping out a total of 1 forests and freeing up 10 acres of space```
#5832 Alex: !buildmax house
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 2 house. you have 888 gc, 390 faggots remaining```
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people cannot breed because you lack housing.```
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and has: 0 attack rating and 7290 defence rating, 0 free land, 888 gc, 498 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 27 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 25 farms, 0 mines, 5 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 4 barracks, 1 trade centers, 41 houses, 0 theives dens, 124 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 0 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 18 tons of stone, 0 horses, 390 faggots of wood, 666 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: !raze forest 2
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your soldiers knock the foundations from under the forests wiping out a total of 2 forests and freeing up 20 acres of space```
#5832 Alex: !buildmax house
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 4 house. you have 728 gc, 370 faggots remaining```
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people throw a massive feast, consuming 621 flagons of wine and 497 servings of food. after eating they retire to the orgarium for dirty cuddles. 40 new people were subsequently added to your kingdom's population.```
#5832 Alex: FINALLY
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 40 more people needed!```
#5832 Alex: I TOLD YOU
#6159 Sythe: so hard to get people to fuck isnt it
#5832 Alex: I told you I couldn't annex
#5832 Alex: cuz of Richard's thing
#4894 Roary: Look harder then
#6159 Sythe: oh
#6159 Sythe: I actually did break it?
#5832 Alex: Yes lol
#6159 Sythe: kewl let me revert
#5832 Alex: Blade thinks I don't know what I"m talking about lol
#5832 Alex: it says 40 when I have 124
#5832 Alex: plz
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: land at 35:74 annexed! you have insufficent gc to perform surveying of this site. the cost is 500 gc```
#6159 Sythe: ok try now
#5832 Alex:
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72, 35:74 and has: 0 attack rating and 7290 defence rating, 250 free land, 228 gc, 1 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 27 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 25 farms, 0 mines, 3 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 4 barracks, 1 trade centers, 45 houses, 0 theives dens, 164 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 0 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 18 tons of stone, 0 horses, 370 faggots of wood, 45 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: !sell soldiers 27
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: sold 27 soldiers. you have 1396 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: land at 37:72 annexed! land at 37:74 annexed! you have insufficent gc to perform surveying of this site. the cost is 500 gc```
#5832 Alex: see look at all that I can annex
#6159 Sythe: how do you remember this shit?
#6159 Sythe: honestly
#5832 Alex: !sell wood 370
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: sold 370 wood. you have 1382 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: land at 36:72 annexed! land at 35:73 annexed! you have insufficent gc to perform surveying of this site. the cost is 500 gc```
#5832 Alex: idklol
#6159 Sythe: i havent the foggest on how to play this game lol
#3056 n4n0teh: Lmfao
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#5832 Alex: All I know is that less soldiers = more turn gold
#1540 Leedly: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: Leedly's kingdom is at 10:13, 9:12 and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 254 free land, 1397 gc, 262 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 0 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 4 farms, 1 mines, 10 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 1 trade centers, 25 houses, 1 theives dens, 75 people, 20 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 1 dams, 0 stables, 0 quarries, 10 tons of stone, 0 horses, 390 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: less soldiers = more defense
#3056 n4n0teh: How do you start again?
#5832 Alex: !play
#1540 Leedly: no time turners wtf
#3056 n4n0teh: !play
#1540 Leedly: !use time turner
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: ```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```to play, you may either type commands in /kingdoms, or you can private message me. type !help for commands```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```creating new kingdom for n4n0teh at 72:40. welcome to kingdoms!.```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: ```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```welcome Alex! your kingdom is at the following location(s): 36:73,35:72,35:74,37:72,37:74,36:72,35:73```
#1540 Leedly: i thought u got like 20
#3056 n4n0teh: !turn
#1540 Leedly: !use time turner
#1540 Leedly: gg
#5832 Alex: I think you get 5 uses right?
#1540 Leedly: i had 20
#5832 Alex: I forget lol
#6159 Sythe: yeah its 20 atm
#1540 Leedly: !report
#5832 Alex: oh my
#6159 Sythe: !s
#6159 Sythe: who killed it lol
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: you don't have any time turner to use!```
#5832 Alex: THat explains how people got so big
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 35 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 935 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 1397 gc 50 bushels were added to your food stocks. 342 liters of water flowed into to your dams 61 bushels of food and 354 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 262 bushels and your water stock is now 0 256 more liters were needed this round to sustain your population. make more dams! as a result of dehydration 3 civilians and 1 soldiers died! 17 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 75 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 0 soldiers 0 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 0 horses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 0 barracks your horses are unable to breed further because you only have 0 stables 225 faggots of lumber were harvested 0 ton of stone was extracted 5 bars of iron were mined 0 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 20 0 magical runes were produced ```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Sythe: Sythe's kingdom is at 21:62 and has: 1233 attack rating and 2919 defence rating, 250 free land, 64662 gc, 0 bushels of food, 1000 weapons, 237 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 1000 banks, 2 farms, 0 mines, 0 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 0 trade centers, 5 houses, 0 theives dens, 3 people, 20 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 1 dams, 0 stables, 0 quarries, 10 tons of stone, 1000 horses, 100 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: !s
#3056 n4n0teh: !build forest 1
#1540 Leedly: I lost all my time turners
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#1540 Leedly: they must be bound to acc not life
#5832 Alex: rip

 

#1540 Leedly: so once you use them and restart EVERY you're done playing forever
#1540 Leedly: one try
#1540 Leedly: ever
#1540 Leedly: lel
#5832 Alex: oh wtf
#6159 Sythe: wait what
#1540 Leedly: lmao
#5832 Alex: Sounds like easy fix
#6159 Sythe: you dont get your time turner back?
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: land at 37:73 annexed! land at 36:74 annexed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 20 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 20 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 20 more people needed!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and 5 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 640 defence rating, 1250 free land, 2855 gc, 90 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 8 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 25 farms, 0 mines, 3 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 4 barracks, 1 trade centers, 45 houses, 0 theives dens, 180 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 0 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 22 tons of stone, 0 horses, 52 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 1 forest. you have 470 gc remaining```
#1540 Leedly: the time turners aren't refresehed on replay
#1540 Leedly: so foreverbehind
#3056 n4n0teh: !s
#5832 Alex: !build dam 2
#3056 n4n0teh: I DON'T REMEMBER HOW TO PLAY THIS SHIT
#1540 Leedly: it's broken anyway lmao
#5832 Alex: !build farm 10
#1540 Leedly: don't bother atm
#3056 n4n0teh: !build farm 2
#3056 n4n0teh: FUCK YOU BLADE I DO WHAT I WANT
#3056 n4n0teh: XD
#1540 Leedly: looooo
#6159 Sythe: someone running autoannex?
#5832 Alex: I should actually help make the code better this time around
#1540 Leedly: no it's actualyl
#1540 Leedly: lagging really weirdly
#5832 Alex: yeah Moes probably is in PM
#1540 Leedly: I was playing via pm though
#3056 n4n0teh: You're lagging
#1540 Leedly: right before it died
#6159 Sythe: yeah its the way the positions are stored its designed for a much smaller map
#1540 Leedly: moes prob already made a macro to expand
#5832 Alex: !s
#1540 Leedly: he found that no army is the best for some reason
#1540 Leedly: i wanna play civ now
#3056 n4n0teh: !m
#6890 ShinBot:
#1540 Leedly: see how fast you get fucked being the rich 0 army 0 defense building nation
#3056 n4n0teh: Holy moes
#6159 Sythe: yup thats almost certainly whats happening lol
#1540 Leedly: moes cheated nano
#5832 Alex: !s
#6159 Sythe: and apparently shin is playing via PM as well
#5832 Alex: Lil cheaters stop hogging him up
#1217 Shin: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#6890 ShinBot: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#6159 Sythe: yeah they definitely are lol
#6159 Sythe: I would put this on a memory table but fucking mysql wont let me
#1540 Leedly: pm has always lagged it bad
#1217 Shin: Sorry... Was busy trying to code for a while... and fix some bull shit.
#3056 n4n0teh: Shin and Moe's are cheating. Ban them!
#1217 Shin: With the bot...
#1217 Shin: For your viewing pleasure!
#6159 Sythe: can confirm its autoannexing lol
#1540 Leedly: so moes
#1540 Leedly: i'm kinda disappointed
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#5832 Alex: !s
#1540 Leedly: i did equations to figure out ratios in production i needed
#1540 Leedly: to win
#3056 n4n0teh: !report
#5832 Alex: tfw don't get to do anything that turn
#1540 Leedly: and turns out it's so broken that moes just spammed 2 commands in loop
#6159 Sythe: lol
#1540 Leedly: and took over the world
#6159 Sythe: server is just completely swammed grr
#1540 Leedly: lol
#6159 Sythe: ok what I might do
#3056 n4n0teh: !ban
#1540 Leedly: ^
#6159 Sythe: I might buy one of graves dedis and make a memory partition
#6159 Sythe: and put the db on that
#6159 Sythe: lol
#1540 Leedly: lol
#1217 Shin: Also... pls... `#Shin: buying this many bushels of food would exceed the unit cap of 32767.`
#1540 Leedly: nah
#1540 Leedly: he'll do it for free
#8759 Moes: hey guys I´m back
#1540 Leedly: if you put the link in the instructions thread
#8759 Moes: hey
#6159 Sythe: you're locking up the server hard
#3056 n4n0teh: Fuck you moes
#6159 Sythe: or maybe shin
#3056 n4n0teh: Cheater
#1540 Leedly: both
#8759 Moes: !map
#8759 Moes: !m
#6890 ShinBot:
#8759 Moes: !stats
#1540 Leedly: can you guys
#6159 Sythe: load average: 1.41
#1540 Leedly: stop spamming the broken game
#1217 Shin: What???
#1217 Shin: Shin???
#5832 Alex: Moes done broke the bot
#6159 Sythe: poor little image server
#6159 Sythe: holy crap
#1540 Leedly: so we can try and fix it

 

#1217 Shin: FUCKING MOES
#1217 Shin: BREAKING THE BOT
#1217 Shin: DAMN IT
#1217 Shin:
#1217 Shin: FUCK
#1217 Shin: AFK!!!
#5832 Alex: uh oh
#1217 Shin:
#1540 Leedly: ok
#1540 Leedly: fuck it
#1540 Leedly: gn ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#5832 Alex: well all of those are going to run
#1540 Leedly: i cbf if nobody wants it fixed
#1217 Shin: Nah. It killed the server.
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#n4n0teh: built 2 farm. you have 370 gc, 80 faggots remaining```
#5832 Alex: OH SHNAP
#1540 Leedly: !selfdestruct
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Leedly: kingdom of Leedly ceased to exist. to start over !play```
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and 7 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 640 defence rating, 1750 free land, 1855 gc, 90 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 8 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 25 farms, 0 mines, 3 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 4 barracks, 1 trade centers, 45 houses, 0 theives dens, 180 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 0 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 22 tons of stone, 0 horses, 52 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1636 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 320352 free land, 3596457 gc, 0 bushels of food, 9799 weapons, 0 soldiers, 1199 magical runes, 42 banks, 2503 farms, 344 mines, 804 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 176 trade centers, 20961 houses, 48 theives dens, 27818 people, 19711 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 120 dams, 1 stables, 173 quarries, 8430 tons of stone, 5 horses, 32767 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 20 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 20 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 20 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 20 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 20 more people needed!```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#5832 Alex: !build dam 2
#5832 Alex: goddamnit Moes
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: not enough stone, needed at least 40 tons. ```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4962 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4962 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4962 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4962 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4962 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4962 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4962 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4962 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4962 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4962 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4962 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4962 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4962 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4962 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4962 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4962 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4962 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4962 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4962 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4962 more people needed!```
#5832 Alex: !buy stone 40
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: bought 40 stone. you have 1293 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !build dam 2
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 2 dam. you have 1093 gc, 42 faggots, 22 tons of stone remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build house 1000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1000 house. you have 3556457 gc, 27767 faggots remaining```
#5832 Alex: should reallyyyyy code it so it doesn't check all 20 times bb
#8759 Moes: !build house 4000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 4000 house. you have 3396457 gc, 7767 faggots remaining```
#5832 Alex: unless it's just that slow
#5832 Alex: !buildmax house
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 8 house. you have 773 gc, 2 faggots remaining```
#6159 Sythe: yeah its not optimised in the least
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient feast first. you need at least 721 bushels of food.```
#6159 Sythe: I'm going to github it and you guys can fiddle?
#5832 Alex: sure lol as I said things under the division symbol = naughty potties
#8759 Moes: cool
#5832 Alex: for instance soldiers with no weapons = max defence
#5832 Alex: no soldiers = max turn gold
#5832 Alex: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
#5832 Alex: stuff like that
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: land at 34:71 annexed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 8 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 8 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 8 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 8 more people needed!```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1636 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 307852 free land, 3814961 gc, 0 bushels of food, 10184 weapons, 0 soldiers, 1254 magical runes, 42 banks, 2503 farms, 344 mines, 804 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 176 trade centers, 25961 houses, 48 theives dens, 24301 people, 21046 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 120 dams, 1 stables, 173 quarries, 9122 tons of stone, 5 horses, 31887 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient feast first. you need at least 849 bushels of food.```
#8759 Moes: !build thieves den 500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 500 thieves den. you have 3804961 gc, 29387 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1636 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 307602 free land, 3804961 gc, 0 bushels of food, 10184 weapons, 0 soldiers, 1254 magical runes, 42 banks, 2503 farms, 344 mines, 804 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 176 trade centers, 25961 houses, 548 theives dens, 24301 people, 21046 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 120 dams, 1 stables, 173 quarries, 9122 tons of stone, 5 horses, 29387 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: !buy food 500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you do not have enough money for this trade! ```
#8759 Moes: !build theives den 500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 500 thieves den. you have 3794961 gc, 26887 faggots remaining```
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and 8 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 2250 defence rating, 1900 free land, 586 gc, 155 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 15 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 25 farms, 0 mines, 3 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 4 barracks, 1 trade centers, 53 houses, 0 theives dens, 212 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 2 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 26 tons of stone, 0 horses, 54 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 20
#5832 Alex: !sellall soldiers
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: sold 15 soldiers. you have 1341 gc in your coffers```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 8479 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 8479 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 8479 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 8479 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 8479 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 8479 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 8479 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 8479 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 8479 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 8479 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 8479 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 8479 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 8479 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 8479 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 8479 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 8479 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 8479 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 8479 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 8479 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 8479 more people needed!```
#5832 Alex: !buildmax barracks
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 5 barracks. you have 841 gc, 4 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !buildmax house
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 5377 house. you have 3579881 gc, 2 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: 5k houses
#8759 Moes: ye nice
#5832 Alex: can you do smaller autoannexes ty
#5832 Alex: !buildmax barracks
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: cannot build even one barracks; not enough wood, needed at least 10 faggots. ```
#8759 Moes: sure
#5832 Alex: !buy wood 40
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: bought 40 wood. you have 609 gc in your coffers```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1636 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 293910 free land, 3579881 gc, 0 bushels of food, 10184 weapons, 0 soldiers, 1254 magical runes, 42 banks, 2503 farms, 344 mines, 804 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 176 trade centers, 31338 houses, 1048 theives dens, 24301 people, 21046 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 120 dams, 1 stables, 173 quarries, 9122 tons of stone, 5 horses, 2 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: !buildmax barracks
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 4 barracks. you have 209 gc, 4 faggots remaining```
#5832 Alex: !buildmax barracks
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: cannot build even one barracks; not enough wood, needed at least 10 faggots. ```
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and 8 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 1855 free land, 209 gc, 155 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 0 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 25 farms, 0 mines, 3 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 13 barracks, 1 trade centers, 53 houses, 0 theives dens, 212 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 2 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 26 tons of stone, 0 horses, 4 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: hmm
#5832 Alex: !use turn timer
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you don't have any turn timer to use!```
#5832 Alex: wait what
#5832 Alex: I never used my turn timer.... it is indeed messed up
#8759 Moes: only got 24k people
#8759 Moes: 31k houses
#8759 Moes: can't use yolo

 

#8759 Moes: cuz of unit ca
#8759 Moes: p
#8759 Moes: fml
#8759 Moes: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient feast first. you need at least 97205 bushels of food.```
#8759 Moes: !buy food 97205
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: buying this many bushels of food would exceed the unit cap of 32767.```
#5832 Alex: late game waiting
#5832 Alex: I remember that
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1636 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 293910 free land, 3579881 gc, 0 bushels of food, 10184 weapons, 0 soldiers, 1254 magical runes, 42 banks, 2503 farms, 344 mines, 804 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 176 trade centers, 31338 houses, 1048 theives dens, 24301 people, 21046 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 120 dams, 1 stables, 173 quarries, 9122 tons of stone, 5 horses, 2 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: sell iron 10000
#8759 Moes: !sell iron 10000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: invalid item specified: iron. you can choose from food, wood, water, stone, soldiers```
#5832 Alex: You cannot sell iron
#8759 Moes: oops
#8759 Moes: !sell stone 5000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: sold 5000 stone. you have 3606881 gc in your coffers```
#8759 Moes: nice
#5832 Alex: Oh dear
#5832 Alex: !use turntimer
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you don't have any turntimer to use!```
#5832 Alex: wait
#8759 Moes: buildmax farm
#8759 Moes: !buildmax farm
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: cannot build even one farms; not enough wood, needed at least 10 faggots. ```
#5832 Alex: !items
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 20 uses remaining ```
#5832 Alex: how to use turn timer wtf
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#8759 Moes: !buy wood 30000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: buying this many faggots of wood would exceed the unit cap of 32767.```
#5832 Alex: !turn
#8759 Moes: !buymax woo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: invalid item specified: woo. you can choose from food, wood, water, stone, soldiers```
#5832 Alex: !turn timer
#8759 Moes: !buymax wood
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: bought 8645 wood. you have 3953179 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !use timer
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you don't have any timer to use!```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1636 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 293910 free land, 3953179 gc, 1533 bushels of food, 10569 weapons, 0 soldiers, 1309 magical runes, 42 banks, 2503 farms, 344 mines, 804 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 176 trade centers, 31338 houses, 1048 theives dens, 29380 people, 22381 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 120 dams, 1 stables, 173 quarries, 4814 tons of stone, 5 horses, 32767 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 8 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 8 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 8 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 8 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 8 more people needed!```
#8759 Moes: !buildmax farm
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: not enough wood, needed at least 32770 faggots. ```
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient feast first. you need at least 849 bushels of food.```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1636 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 293910 free land, 3953179 gc, 1533 bushels of food, 10569 weapons, 0 soldiers, 1309 magical runes, 42 banks, 2503 farms, 344 mines, 804 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 176 trade centers, 31338 houses, 1048 theives dens, 29380 people, 22381 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 120 dams, 1 stables, 173 quarries, 4814 tons of stone, 5 horses, 32767 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: !buildmax farm
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: not enough wood, needed at least 60 faggots. ```
#5832 Alex: !buildmax forest
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 113 forest. you have 12 gc remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build farm
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1 farm. you have 3953129 gc, 32757 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build farm 200
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 200 farm. you have 3943129 gc, 30757 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build farm 200
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 200 farm. you have 3933129 gc, 28757 faggots remaining```
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and 8 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 6760 defence rating, 725 free land, 12 gc, 196 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 26 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 25 farms, 0 mines, 116 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 13 barracks, 1 trade centers, 53 houses, 0 theives dens, 212 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 2 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 30 tons of stone, 0 horses, 56 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !build farm 200
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 200 farm. you have 3923129 gc, 26757 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build farm 300
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 300 farm. you have 3908129 gc, 23757 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build farm 1000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1000 farm. you have 3858129 gc, 13757 faggots remaining```
#5832 Alex: !buildmax barracks
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: not enough gold, needed at least 100 gc. ```
#8759 Moes: !build farm 500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 500 farm. you have 3833129 gc, 8757 faggots remaining```
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and 8 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 6760 defence rating, 725 free land, 12 gc, 196 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 26 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 25 farms, 0 mines, 116 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 13 barracks, 1 trade centers, 53 houses, 0 theives dens, 212 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 2 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 30 tons of stone, 0 horses, 56 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1636 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 281905 free land, 3833129 gc, 1533 bushels of food, 10569 weapons, 0 soldiers, 1309 magical runes, 42 banks, 4904 farms, 344 mines, 804 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 176 trade centers, 31338 houses, 1048 theives dens, 29380 people, 22381 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 120 dams, 1 stables, 173 quarries, 4814 tons of stone, 5 horses, 8757 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: !build dam
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: not enough gold, needed at least 100 gc. ```
#8759 Moes: !build dam
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 1 dam. you have 3833029 gc, 8752 faggots, 4794 tons of stone remaining```
#5832 Alex: !sell stone 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: sold 10 stone. you have 133 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !build dam
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 1 dam. you have 33 gc, 51 faggots, 0 tons of stone remaining```
#8759 Moes: !buildmax dam
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: not enough stone, needed at least 4800 tons. ```
#8759 Moes: !build dam 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 100 dam. you have 3823029 gc, 8252 faggots, 2794 tons of stone remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build dam 200
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: not enough stone, needed at least 4000 tons. ```
#8759 Moes: !build dam 50
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 50 dam. you have 3818029 gc, 8002 faggots, 1794 tons of stone remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build dam 50
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 50 dam. you have 3813029 gc, 7752 faggots, 794 tons of stone remaining```
#5832 Alex: !use turn timer
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you don't have any turn timer to use!```
#8759 Moes: !build dam 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 20 dam. you have 3811029 gc, 7652 faggots, 394 tons of stone remaining```
#8759 Moes: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1636 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 278590 free land, 3811029 gc, 1533 bushels of food, 10569 weapons, 0 soldiers, 1309 magical runes, 42 banks, 4904 farms, 344 mines, 804 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 176 trade centers, 31338 houses, 1048 theives dens, 29380 people, 22381 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 341 dams, 1 stables, 173 quarries, 394 tons of stone, 5 horses, 7652 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```

 

#8759 Moes: !use turn timer
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: you don't have any turn timer to use!```
#5832 Alex: !items
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 20 uses remaining ```
#5832 Alex: OH
#5832 Alex: LOL
#8898 Cost: how do i even play this
#8898 Cost: !attack
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Cost: to attack another kingdom use !attack nn:mm or !attack username```
#8759 Moes: !items
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 11 uses remaining ```
#5832 Alex: !use time turner
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: a magical dome encases the kingdom, accelerating local time. when the dome recedes you notice that a turn has passed. a report is prepared by your squire...```
#8759 Moes: !user time turner
#5832 Alex: it is time turner
#5832 Alex: not turn timer lol
#8759 Moes: !use time turner
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: a magical dome encases the kingdom, accelerating local time. when the dome recedes you notice that a turn has passed. a report is prepared by your squire...```
#8898 Cost: !attack moes
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Cost: you have no soldiers to attack with!```
#8759 Moes: lol
#8898 Cost: fuck
#5832 Alex: Do !play
#5832 Alex: then you're on your own Kappa
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and 8 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 25000 defence rating, 695 free land, 277 gc, 324 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 50 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 25 farms, 0 mines, 116 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 13 barracks, 1 trade centers, 53 houses, 0 theives dens, 212 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 3 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 4 tons of stone, 0 horses, 3531 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 37 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 441934 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 4252963 gc 49844 bushels were added to your food stocks. 86955 liters of water flowed into to your dams 29380 bushels of food and 86955 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 21997 bushels and your water stock is now 0 206845 more liters were needed this round to sustain your population. make more dams! as a result of dehydration 2057 civilians and 1 soldiers died! 8197 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 35520 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 0 soldiers 0 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 5 horses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 0 barracks your horses are unable to breed further because you only have 1 stables 24120 faggots of lumber were harvested 692 ton of stone was extracted 1720 bars of iron were mined 385 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 24101 55 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 10 uses remaining ```
#8898 Cost: !play
#4517 Kingdoms: ```to play, type commands here. check out the play guide for detailed help```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Cost: ```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```creating new kingdom for Cost at 31:79. welcome to kingdoms!.```
#5832 Alex: !build dam 2
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: not enough stone, needed at least 40 tons. ```
#5832 Alex: !buy stone 40
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you do not have enough money for this trade! ```
#8759 Moes: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1636 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 278590 free land, 4252963 gc, 21997 bushels of food, 10954 weapons, 0 soldiers, 1364 magical runes, 42 banks, 4904 farms, 344 mines, 804 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 176 trade centers, 31338 houses, 1048 theives dens, 32767 people, 23716 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 341 dams, 1 stables, 173 quarries, 1086 tons of stone, 5 horses, 31772 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and 8 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 25000 defence rating, 695 free land, 277 gc, 324 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 50 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 25 farms, 0 mines, 116 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 13 barracks, 1 trade centers, 53 houses, 0 theives dens, 212 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 3 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 4 tons of stone, 0 horses, 3531 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: !sell wood 3000
#5832 Alex: !build dam 2
#8759 Moes: !autoannex 5
#8898 Cost: !commands
#5832 Alex: Who is annexing
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: sold 3000 wood. you have 8269 gc in your coffers```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: not enough stone, needed at least 40 tons. ```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 13 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 13 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 13 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 13 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 13 more people needed!```
#8898 Cost: commands
#5832 Alex: !buy stone 40
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: bought 40 stone. you have 7650 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !build dam 2
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 2 dam. you have 7450 gc, 521 faggots, 4 tons of stone remaining```
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and 8 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 25000 defence rating, 635 free land, 7450 gc, 324 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 50 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 25 farms, 0 mines, 116 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 13 barracks, 1 trade centers, 53 houses, 0 theives dens, 212 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 5 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 4 tons of stone, 0 horses, 521 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8898 Cost: you there?
#5832 Alex: !buildmax barracks
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 52 barracks. you have 2250 gc, 1 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build dam 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: not enough stone, needed at least 2000 tons. ```
#8759 Moes: !buy stone 2000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: bought 2000 stone. you have 4240963 gc in your coffers```
#8898 Cost: whats command list for kingdoms
#5832 Alex: !buy wood60
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: specify an item to trade using like so: !trade sell 10 wood. you can buy and sell food, water, wood, soldiers and stone.```
#5832 Alex: !buildmax barracks
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: cannot build even one barracks; not enough wood, needed at least 10 faggots. ```
#8759 Moes: !build dam 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 100 dam. you have 4230963 gc, 31272 faggots, 1086 tons of stone remaining```
#5832 Alex: !buy wood 60
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: bought 60 wood. you have 1896 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !buildmax barracks
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 6 barracks. you have 1296 gc, 1 faggots remaining```
#5832 Alex: !buy wood 120
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: bought 120 wood. you have 588 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !buildmax barracks
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 5 barracks. you have 88 gc, 71 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !buy stone 10000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: bought 10000 stone. you have 4170963 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and 8 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 25000 defence rating, 320 free land, 88 gc, 324 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 50 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 25 farms, 0 mines, 116 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 76 barracks, 1 trade centers, 53 houses, 0 theives dens, 212 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 5 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 4 tons of stone, 0 horses, 71 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !build dam 200
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 200 dam. you have 4150963 gc, 30272 faggots, 7086 tons of stone remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build dam 200
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 200 dam. you have 4130963 gc, 29272 faggots, 3086 tons of stone remaining```
#5832 Alex: !sell soldiers 50
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: sold 50 soldiers. you have 1569 gc in your coffers```
#8759 Moes: !buy stone 10000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: bought 10000 stone. you have 4070963 gc in your coffers```
#8759 Moes: !build dam 400
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 400 dam. you have 4030963 gc, 27272 faggots, 5086 tons of stone remaining```
#5832 Alex: !buildmax barracks
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 7 barracks. you have 869 gc, 1 faggots remaining```
#8759 Moes: !build dam 400
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: not enough stone, needed at least 8000 tons. ```
#5832 Alex: !buy wood 40
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: bought 40 wood. you have 633 gc in your coffers```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#5832 Alex: !buildmax barracks
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1636 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 265090 free land, 4030963 gc, 21997 bushels of food, 10954 weapons, 0 soldiers, 1364 magical runes, 42 banks, 4904 farms, 344 mines, 804 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 176 trade centers, 31338 houses, 1048 theives dens, 32767 people, 23716 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 1241 dams, 1 stables, 173 quarries, 5086 tons of stone, 5 horses, 27272 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 4 barracks. you have 233 gc, 1 faggots remaining```

 

#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and 8 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 302760 defence rating, 265 free land, 3539 gc, 478 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 174 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 25 farms, 0 mines, 116 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 87 barracks, 1 trade centers, 53 houses, 0 theives dens, 212 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 5 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 8 tons of stone, 0 horses, 3481 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1636 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 265090 free land, 4523702 gc, 32767 bushels of food, 11339 weapons, 0 soldiers, 1419 magical runes, 42 banks, 4904 farms, 344 mines, 804 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 176 trade centers, 31338 houses, 1048 theives dens, 32767 people, 25051 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 1241 dams, 1 stables, 173 quarries, 5778 tons of stone, 5 horses, 32767 faggots of wood, 32767 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 38 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 492739 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 4523702 gc 49844 bushels were added to your food stocks. 495159 liters of water flowed into to your dams 32767 bushels of food and 327670 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 39074 bushels and your water stock is now 167489 9830 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 42597 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 0 soldiers 0 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 5 horses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 0 barracks your horses are unable to breed further because you only have 1 stables 24120 faggots of lumber were harvested 692 ton of stone was extracted 1720 bars of iron were mined 385 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 25436 55 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 10 uses remaining ```
#6081 bus369: !kingdoms
#6081 bus369: i kid
#8436 Macroman: !DICE
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Macroman: dice roll: 2 of 6```
#5832 Alex: !buildmax barracks
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: built 35 barracks. you have 39 gc, 3131 faggots remaining```
#8436 Macroman: !DICE
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Macroman: dice roll: 1 of 6```
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and 8 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 302760 defence rating, 90 free land, 39 gc, 478 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 174 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 25 farms, 0 mines, 116 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 122 barracks, 1 trade centers, 53 houses, 0 theives dens, 212 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 5 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 8 tons of stone, 0 horses, 3131 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#6081 bus369: !dice
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#bus369: dice roll: 3 of 6```
#8436 Macroman: !DICE
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Macroman: dice roll: 4 of 6```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 13 more people needed!```
#8436 Macroman: !RIP
#6081 bus369: o.o we got our own IRC
#5832 Alex: !build dam 2
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: not enough gold, needed at least 200 gc. not enough stone, needed at least 40 tons. ```
#5832 Alex: !sell wood 2500
#8759 Moes: !cast plague alex
#6081 bus369: !blubber
#6081 bus369: !test
#8759 Moes: !cast plague cas
#6081 bus369: !commands
#8759 Moes: !cast plague sythe
#5832 Alex: autoannexing 20 in PM again
#6081 bus369: !55x2
#8759 Moes: !cast plague n4n0teh
#8759 Moes: !cast plague gracious
#6081 bus369: sad.
#8759 Moes: !cast plague alex
#5832 Alex: When will they learn
#8759 Moes: !cast plague shin
#8436 Macroman: !imgur feelsbadman
#8436 Macroman: bringbackthebot
#8759 Moes: ye it's shin
#8759 Moes: !s
#6081 bus369: !sythe
#5832 Alex: psssh gl killing my people.... they don't even have water
#6081 bus369: !bus369
#5832 Alex: !build dam 2
#3704 Gracious: !faggot
#3704 Gracious: oops
#6081 bus369: ...
#3704 Gracious: ping
#5832 Alex: I kill them myself just fine
#6081 bus369: really mature m8
#6081 bus369: !dice
#6081 bus369: !DICE
#8759 Moes: !stats
#6081 bus369: wtf it doesnt even work
#6081 bus369: now
#5832 Alex: He thinks that spamming 20 helps it
#6159 Sythe: GitHub - NotSythe/LeKingdoms: A game by www.sythe.org
#8759 Moes: we can't play because you're annexing
#8759 Moes: Thanks richard
#5832 Alex: Not Sythe!?
#6159 Sythe:
#8436 Macroman: buggier than rs
#6159 Sythe: its a good name
#6159 Sythe: anyway when you get a copy working you'll see the issue with the land locations
#6159 Sythe: it basically needs a rewrite on that front
#6159 Sythe: but I have new games to make
#6159 Sythe: I want to get started on starstone
#6159 Sythe: not to mention fucking forums to fix
#6159 Sythe: that are never fixed seemingly
#5832 Alex: ayyy
#8436 Macroman: Normal alignment of the proximal and distal interphalangeal joints is otherwise demonstrated.
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#5832 Alex: !s
#8436 Macroman: asht wrong chat
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and 8 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 1398760 defence rating, 90 free land, 6843 gc, 458 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 374 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 25 farms, 0 mines, 116 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 122 barracks, 1 trade centers, 53 houses, 0 theives dens, 174 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 5 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 12 tons of stone, 0 horses, 4111 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: oh he's alive
#6159 Sythe: !m
#6890 ShinBot:
#5832 Alex: lolol
#6159 Sythe: dem overlaps
#5832 Alex: Shin did some annexing indeed
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and 8 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 1398760 defence rating, 90 free land, 6843 gc, 458 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 374 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 25 farms, 0 mines, 116 forests, 0 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 122 barracks, 1 trade centers, 53 houses, 0 theives dens, 174 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 5 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 12 tons of stone, 0 horses, 4111 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#6081 bus369: ok well im bored.
#5832 Alex: but yeah as you can see
#6081 bus369: bai.
#8436 Macroman: bai
#5832 Alex: Soldiers + barracks + no weapons
#5832 Alex: = defense
#5832 Alex: up the ass
#8759 Moes: && $isAdmin should be && ($isAdmin || $isMoes)
#6159 Sythe: ahaha
#6159 Sythe: half the commands are like

 

#6159 Sythe: !rape alex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```a mysterious raping force appears at alex's kingdom. 374 soldiers have their bottoms violated and subsequently hobble from the kingdom never to be seen again. as a result 10 battlements fell apart and will need to be replaced. many civilians were also unpleasantly greeted in their bedrooms resulting in 87 fleeing the castle.```
#5832 Alex: O.O
#8759 Moes: lol
#6159 Sythe: !rape shin
#4517 Kingdoms: ```a mysterious raping force appears at shin's kingdom. 7731 soldiers have their bottoms violated and subsequently hobble from the kingdom never to be seen again. as a result 10 battlements fell apart and will need to be replaced. many civilians were also unpleasantly greeted in their bedrooms resulting in 16384 fleeing the castle.```
#6159 Sythe: !rape moes
#4517 Kingdoms: ```a mysterious raping force appears at moes's kingdom. 0 soldiers have their bottoms violated and subsequently hobble from the kingdom never to be seen again. as a result 0 battlements fell apart and will need to be replaced. many civilians were also unpleasantly greeted in their bedrooms resulting in 16384 fleeing the castle.```
#5832 Alex: what da hell
#5832 Alex: !s
#6159 Sythe: !rape everyone in the whole world
#5832 Alex: !s
#6159 Sythe: ha I crashed it
#6159 Sythe: nice
#8759 Moes: !stats
#5832 Alex: Shin is going at it
#5832 Alex: Naw it is Shin lol
#6159 Sythe: yeah if you have a look at the autoannex function
#8759 Moes: one does not simply rape me
#6159 Sythe: you'll see why its a fucking dog
#5832 Alex: I never actually looked at that function
#6159 Sythe: anyway if you guys are keen on fixing it I'm happy to advise you and run the updated version
#6159 Sythe: it is honestly not amazingly well coded but there it is lol
#5832 Alex: It's more of an issues of writing better mathmatical functions for some things
#5832 Alex: Then a better autoannex
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and 8 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 90 free land, 6843 gc, 458 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 0 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 25 farms, 0 mines, 116 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 122 barracks, 1 trade centers, 53 houses, 0 theives dens, 87 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 5 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 12 tons of stone, 0 horses, 4111 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#6159 Sythe: probably both
#8759 Moes: !stats
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: Moes's kingdom is at 61:67, 60:68 and 1636 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 265090 free land, 5016441 gc, 32767 bushels of food, 11724 weapons, 0 soldiers, 1324 magical runes, 42 banks, 4904 farms, 344 mines, 804 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 1 military school, 77 weapons factories, 0 barracks, 176 trade centers, 31338 houses, 1048 theives dens, 16383 people, 26386 bars of iron, 18 intelligence agencies, 11 priesthoods, 1241 dams, 1 stables, 173 quarries, 6470 tons of stone, 5 horses, 32767 faggots of wood, 32767 liters of water, 51 technical institutes, 1 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: Yeah the functoins are easily exploitable
#5832 Alex: well I mean
#5832 Alex: if I wasn't raped
#5832 Alex: !build dam 4
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 120 acres. try !annex? not enough stone, needed at least 80 tons. ```
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#5832 Alex: !build dam 2
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: not enough stone, needed at least 40 tons. ```
#5832 Alex: !buy stone 40
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: bought 40 stone. you have 7692 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 107 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 107 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 107 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 107 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 107 more people needed!```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex
#6159 Sythe: well maybe you want to suggest mathwise improvements while and look at technical improvements
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 11482 more people needed!```
#1217 Shin:
#1217 Shin: Do you have the original version as well?
#1217 Shin: Before PHP?
#6159 Sythe: it was always php
#6159 Sythe: lol
#1217 Shin: Or is it the same mostly
#1217 Shin: Because it was php
#1217 Shin: Okay
#1217 Shin: Didn't know if you made changes
#1217 Shin: I knew it was php previously lol
#5832 Alex: I can do both technical and math if I cba
#1217 Shin: I meant before the Discord st00f
#5007 SuF: bai
#5832 Alex: which I might cba
#1217 Shin: !m
#6890 ShinBot:
#1217 Shin: !status
#6890 ShinBot: `Sythe is currently ONLINE.`
#3704 Gracious: bai xx
#1217 Shin: !dice
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: dice roll: 5 of 6```
#1217 Shin: !roll
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Shin: dice roll: 3 of 6```
#6890 ShinBot: rolled 18 out of 100.
#5832 Alex: I can tell you this code looks the same
#1217 Shin: WTF
#6159 Sythe: yeah before discord it used a buggy websocket and before that it was xmpp
#1217 Shin: I CHANGED MINE TO ROLL
#1217 Shin: AND YOU MADE ONE ROLL
#1217 Shin: Whyyyyyyy
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 107 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 107 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 107 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 107 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 107 more people needed!```
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people throw a massive feast, consuming 566 flagons of wine and 453 servings of food. after eating they retire to the orgarium for dirty cuddles. 32 new people were subsequently added to your kingdom's population.```
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 75 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 75 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 75 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 75 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 75 more people needed!```
#1217 Shin: Why is Sythe making my bot a meme
#6890 ShinBot:
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient feast first. you need at least 581 bushels of food.```
#5007 SuF: ok your still confusing me
#5832 Alex: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: Alex's kingdom is at 36:73, 35:72 and 8 other locations and has: 0 attack rating and 0 defence rating, 90 free land, 7692 gc, 284 bushels of food, 0 weapons, 244 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 0 banks, 25 farms, 0 mines, 116 forests, 0 smelters, 0 battlements, 0 military school, 0 weapons factories, 122 barracks, 1 trade centers, 53 houses, 0 theives dens, 145 people, 10 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 5 dams, 0 stables, 2 quarries, 56 tons of stone, 0 horses, 7591 faggots of wood, 544 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#8759 Moes: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 11482 more people needed!```
#5832 Alex: !buy food 400
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: bought 400 food. you have 5368 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 75 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 75 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 75 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 75 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 75 more people needed!```
#1217 Shin: !rape moes
#5832 Alex: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Alex: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient drink first. you need at least 726 liters of water.```
#1217 Shin: :3
#8759 Moes: !build dam 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Moes: built 100 dam. you have 5253420 gc, 32267 faggots, 5162 tons of stone remaining```