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  1. Unread #1 - Jan 12, 2017 at 1:44 AM
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    Whats the best excuse you've ever heard for not showing up to work for a day?
     
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  3. Unread #2 - Jan 12, 2017 at 3:40 PM
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    sick
     
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  5. Unread #3 - Jan 12, 2017 at 4:01 PM
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    Diarrhea
     
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  7. Unread #4 - Jan 12, 2017 at 5:55 PM
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    I don't give reasons I just say I won't be able to make it in today
     
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  9. Unread #5 - Jan 12, 2017 at 5:59 PM
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    Pink eye bro. Best excuse ever.
     
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  11. Unread #6 - Jan 12, 2017 at 8:47 PM
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    Your butthole is bleeding.
    No one would ever tell you you're wrong/to prove it
     
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  13. Unread #7 - Jan 13, 2017 at 5:32 PM
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    Lol. I went with "Two day old Hong Kong Express leftovers"
     
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  15. Unread #8 - Jan 13, 2017 at 7:05 PM
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    Savage
     
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  17. Unread #9 - Jan 13, 2017 at 7:20 PM
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    Honestly though, the place is well known for their gigantic portions and cheap prices. I figured that was my best route lolololol
     
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  19. Unread #10 - Jan 13, 2017 at 7:21 PM
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    I have never been there, pretty decent?
    Heading to sushi right now actually.
     
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  21. Unread #11 - Jan 13, 2017 at 7:23 PM
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    Dude they're just your average, runofthemill fast-Chinese place but their portions are HUGE. Easily 5 times the amount you get at panda
     
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  23. Unread #12 - Jan 13, 2017 at 7:32 PM
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    Only in CA?
     
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  25. Unread #13 - Jan 13, 2017 at 7:44 PM
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    Not feeling well, whether it be sickness, cold, stomach aches or physical injuries.
     
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  27. Unread #14 - Jan 14, 2017 at 1:37 PM
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    Best yet kinda twisted using another family members health: My grandpa just was rushed to the hospital and I have to go meet him.
     
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  29. Unread #15 - Jan 14, 2017 at 1:52 PM
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    being sick
     
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  31. Unread #16 - Jan 14, 2017 at 3:53 PM
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    Not feeling well.
     
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  33. Unread #17 - Jan 16, 2017 at 1:30 AM
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    I personally wouldn't rate this as it isn't as out of your hands as gastro or just 'a bug'.
     
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  35. Unread #18 - Jan 16, 2017 at 5:36 AM
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    no excuse
     
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  37. Unread #19 - Jan 16, 2017 at 10:31 AM
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    He asked what was the best excuse you've heard, not given. Get it together.

    Best excuse I've heard was they had to stop and help an infant cross the street. Their humorous way of saying they didn't have an excuse.
     
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  39. Unread #20 - Jan 18, 2017 at 11:57 AM
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    Start working from home, this way not showing up still counts as being at work.
     
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