Worst nights out!

I think everyone has had that one night where we've gotten ourselves into predicaments that are either funny, sad, or embarrassing while drinking or just having a fun night out.

Let's hear some of your more wild/interesting experiences while out!

 

LOL! If I could remember any of them I would share it.

 

I don't really remember that much from a night out of mine, but I do remember that when I woke up that I was in the hospital, my family members crying out of the shock. I had alcohol poisoining. Not so fun afterall. But it's still funny to me if you ask me.

 

have been getting drunk several times resulting in a massive puke-orgie, but i can never really remember much,but i think thats a good thing.

 

One of the random predicaments I wish I could explain. Ive done my fair share of waking up in random places, too.

 

mmm... was a DD for my brothers old band when they came down to savannah for st pat day, needless to say i was baby sitting 5 adults who were shit faced drunk with another 2 million drunks, when it came time to leave we had the radio blasting, and traffic was at a crawl so this idiots got out of the jeep started dancing in the street while we were going about 3 mph.

Needless to say it took about 10 minutes to get them all back into the car.

 

Holy shit, who'd you beat up?

 

Thats not from beating up, you'd get blood on your knuckle

 

one time in like, 9th fuckin grade a couple buds of mine got shitfaced and i got a little drunk too at this chicks house at 2 am, and then we had to walk back home to my buddies house who was ~5 miles away, and it was about -20 celcius and blizzarding like a son of a bitch, and i basically had to keep herding them like sheep to keep em on track to getting back before their died of frostbite, lol

that or the time i was driving with a couple buddies, this dude cut us off, my friend gave him the finger and shouted some rude ass shit at him, and the guy in the other car started bustin shots at us. later when we arrived at the party I was talking to a guy who said his friend shot at some guys in another car tonight, it was fuckin whack

 

I didn't beat anyone up, I think I fell off a wall or against a wall or something - I don't really remember exactly

 

Wayyyy too many. It's impossible for me to narrow it down to just a few, since they were all pretty much equally bad in different ways. To keep it simple, I guess any night I've ended up in jail, gotten jumped or robbed, overdosing and waking up in the hospital would all be up there. Fortunately, I haven't had a bad night out in over a year. I'm over all that shit.

 

Got drunk off of 7 buzzballs once. Found out everything I did the next week at the bar.

 

Woke up on a golfcourse up at the lake #iwin

 

I was 17, took money to a party because I trusted the wrong person and was involved with the wrong things. Ended up with a broken pinky, a broken ankle, a broken knee, 3 broken ribs, and a concussion.

Never again.

 

I have a few handfuls of these, but the first one that comes to my mind is a New Year's Eve party I brought my older brother to.

It was hosted by my friend's ex-girlfriend, and it was like a fancy-dress-up thing. To boot, no one was admitted in without bringing liquor. So me, my brother, and some friends show up in our regular street clothes with no liquor or beer at all, but we have good tree and some hash for our hookah so they let us in anyway.
My brother is 20 soon to be 21, so this guy zooms right to the alcohol table and starts going. I was ready for a great night. Maybe... ten minutes later I'm playing beer pong with some random girl and someone comes up to me.
"Is that guy with the shades your brother?"
Yeah.
"Can you please go handle him?"
I'm like, the fuck? So I walk over to where he was and find puke all over the table, on the floor, IN THE FUCKING BOWL OF CHEX MIX, and he's nowhere to be seen. After asking around I find him on a swing-bench thing outside, passed out. I wake this fucker up and try to ask if he's cool or if I need to drive him home. He needs to lay down, so I bring him a red solo cup which he proceeds to fill to the fucking brim with liquid, shit-brown vomit while I help walk him out to my car. I'm talking to him trying to ask what the hell happened and he's out of it, so I lay him down in my car and make him drink some water.

For the sake of brevity I'll end the story here with the fact that he ruined the upholstery in my car with his endless amounts of puke.

 

Hydrocodone + lots of alcohol + lots of weed.

All I remember is my friend helping me get into bed. He left to go get me a glass of water and I blacked out or something. Apparently close to an OD as I was flailing my arms and throwing up. Woke up in the morning not remembering anything that happened and my friend had to explain that I was out of my mind.

Felt super hungover all day and was throwing up all the way into the afternoon. Came home thinking I was better and ate something, threw up again.


Never the fuck again lol

 

Came drunk to home.. couldnt open the door. Next door dude opened it for me.
Went to my bedroom fell on the floor. Woke up next morning on the floor in my own puke.

 

Went out at 11pm Saturday, woke up 5pm Sunday at this guys house and I had no clue what happened that night. Does this make me gay?

 

Been there, done that.


My bike was stolen from in front of the bar I was drinking at. $430 free agent Devil 24. Whoever stole it cut the lock and took both mine and my best friends bike.

We walked outside, he wanted to smoke a cig, I just wanted some fresh air. Soon as we stepped out, we looked at each other and got this sinking feeling..... Neither of us had even looked over at where the bikes were locked up, we both just knew. We exchanged "something isn't right" looks, then proceeded to face the pole our bikes were locked to. Nothing there. That's the last thing I remember up until I was covered in blood. I blacked out and punched out the window of the business next to the bar.