Corrupt a Wish!!!

Ok, I found this game on some other site and I thought it was fun so I wanna see if I can get it going here. It's called Corrupt a Wish. You wish for something and the next person grants that wish but there's a catch that makes it bad.

ex.
(Player One) I wish all noobs would die.
(Player Two) Granted. But you are a noob so you die as well. I wish people didn't wish for pointless things.

So... I think that's about it. Let's try to keep the insults, swears, etc. to a minimum. Now I'll start.

I wish I had 100 million dollars.

 

Granted, but there is a $500,000 granting fee. I wish I could dance on the moon.

 

Granted. This will be your last dance, you'll die after.

I wish I had a car.

 

Granted, but a dump truck loses control and smashes into your car leaving it a hunk of metal

I wish nothing could hurt me ex: bullets, cars , etc. . .

 

LEEL. Spam. But nice.

<kenny> "granted, but you have to lose your penis." and put i wish for a gun.

 

<Spereff> Granted, but you then realize you are worthless and use it to kill yourself.

I wish for peace on earth and no poverty...ha no I really wish there were no black people.

 

granted, but your still a fag

i wish i had a billion majillinos fofillion dollars

 

granted, but you are now a homosexual preacher obsessed with charity

i wish sythe.org didn't suck so fucking much

 

Granted, but you will still suck at making up words. FUCK YOU ASS. <3

I wish I had my hand virginity back.

 

we don't have to grant that one.

i wish you were gay

 

He becomes gay, but in the literal sense of the word (happy).

I wish.

 

Denied.

I wish Shredderbeam would give up his moderator position.

 

Granted, but your penis is so huge it causes lower back pain for the rest of your life.

I wish the cake was real.

 

Granted, but you have to share it with me

I wish sin666 wasn't reading this thread

 

Granted, but then he is promoted to Administrator, buys Sythe.org and the ownership of the IRC, and kicks you out.

I wish for my paper to be finished.

 

Granted your paper was finished but you forgot it at home and still got a 0.

I wish Bush would be impeached.

 

Granted, but you have to finish mine, too.

I wish i hadn't procrastinated for two weeks to finish two projects, tonight.

 

Granted. But instead of procrastinating to finish, you never started them

I wish I was a being on the highest plane of reality with the ability to manipulate/create anything on a whim.
/win

 

Granted, but the new president is Hillary Clinton.


I wish for a monkey.

 

Granted, but it dies.

I wish for Dennis Kucinich to become President.