[Contest] Why do you hate me? [RS pins for prize]

You fucking out do me in every "how do i get skinny" thread ever made, you raced past me in posts like a motherfucker, and...you never finished the first rs job you were supposed to do for me.


I love you.

 

fuck fuck shit dick fuck.

 

To put it bluntly, I think you're crap. Everything about you just spells out fail, your own miserable existence does nothing for this world but create a gaping void of idiocy which consumes in everything around it.

The simple fact that such a disgusting low life such as yourself is alive is just beyond my understanding... Instead of having to suffer due to your pathetic state of being, I'd rather fondle a grizzly bear while shoving Cujo up my butt. Everything about you is ugly, your very SOUL is ugly. Suicide is highly recommended. god, anything would be better than being in your unfortunate presence.

I'm more pissed off at you than at the time when they canceled Futurama, because "you can kiss my shiny metal ass" - Bender from Futurama. I'd consider learning another language just to rage at you.

 

quite similiar to kevins, but still decent.

Y te sugiero que aprendas espanol, es un idioma muy facil de entender ; )

 

Yeah, but kevin doesn't actually care/mean it. He's just doing it for the pins.

 

Because I sent you a fucking pm to buy pins from you and you never responded ffs.

 

I, Dalpra, the indecisive overlord of the seven unconquerable subterranean continents, hereby smite your pathetic presence. Your Importunate pestilence and lack of knowledge are beyond me. It leaves me in a state of shock and melancholy to think that someone could be that naive and dim-witted. Quite frankly I don't appreciate your contribution to this world and you are having a significant impact of my psychological and physical health. I opened Sythe, I read a thread and you're always there, with your yokel-like, doltish remarks, thinking you're all "that" and more.

I've even noticed that you've included "the game" as your user title, this suggests that you are trying to be "cool" and socially accepted in this forum, which quite frankly is never going to happen. If I ever had the under privilege of meeting a man of your social status I'd just have to end myself right then and there. Your desensitize literature, your derisory, nonsensical manner around these forums are beyond me, and I like other members I really don't see the point in you living anymore.

All of the trends and funny jokes used to be ruined by me, however you came along and turned the jokes into basically a black hole. You kill everything, just like the game.

Don't even get me started on your "business." *Inventors Voice* Your business is not legitimate. I can't express the amount of detest I feel every time I see you post. It surprises me that you haven't collapsed into a black hole over your own stupidness. I don't even know what to write anymore, it just bums me out trying to make a response about you. I sincerely hope that you don't come into the spam forum anymore. I've been nice, fastidious, kind, but I just don't think I can deal with you anymore. Your intolerant, arcane nature is having a rather devastating effect on the way I think, and if this continues I will surely submit and flop my penis out to you. That's how much I hate you.

I can't even express it anymore.

Please go away.

 

i bet your gonna fucken scam those pins off some poor kid you little prick.hope you die of choking on my nipple hair.

(too far) LOL.

 

Not bad, but break it down into 3 individual choices, as that is too many in one post.

Dalps, ILY, but that is a terrible reason.

Not bad. I like the intensity

 

read it again tbh nate

 

rofl poor dalpra.

 

i hate you because i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.
i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.
the poop afford me barely enough time to turn his head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse my eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungs are permeated completely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot

 

I got a message for you hater, allright bro? Allright broski? You know, I saw this thread and realized it was time for me to step up. TO STEP UP. I have to speak for all of Sythe when I say this - YOU NEED TO LEAVE. I've had enough of your bullshit with the fake stories, trying to get attention, trying to fit in. I don't know if it's fucking caused by depression from the wilderness being taken out, but whatever the cause, I DON'T FUCKING CARE. All I fucking care about is this community to rid itself of it's biggest faggot it has seen - Nate.

You know what, I'm going to tell your parents. I knew someone had to do this, but all the other faggot 13 year olds on here don't have the balls to do so. It also DISGUSTS me how you think that e-rep will fucking get you somewhere in life. You're fucking wrong, kid. You post guides about fighting with pictures of your uncle you 12 year old prick. You just can't admit the fact that you fucking live with your parents and get beat up at school every day.

I've said so many truths about you that are utterly disgusting, but I haven't even gotten to the worst. This is why I lost all my fucking respect for you, cock-sucker... I saw on TinyChat (March 21) how you were assaulting your own fucking mother when she was asleep. You fucking crossed the line.

But now, I'm going to fucking do IT. I know where you live, motherfucker. And you know what? I'll see you soon, bro. I'll see you real soon. Brave and proud of it.

 

attempt2thegame

 

Not bad dalphs, much closer to wha I would have expected out of a HUE ; )

Ohai Herr Fwynn, Ich liebe dich.

not really relevant to me, but so morbid that its added.

Lol. Def one of my favorites so far. added.

 

Your a worthless piece of shit and nobody likes you.

Also the game.

 

Because you found waldo (wally) before me

(Pin Plz) xxx

 

I like the simplicity of it. not bad

 

You foiled my plan to get you banned, so did marrow and the other fagparade