[Contest] Why do you hate me? [RS pins for prize]

I love you, nate.

 

a bit long for my tastes, but not bad. Added to the list

 

I hate you because you know how to use pinlines (I think?) and I don't.

There, that's 3. Kbai.

 

Not really funny or true, but good effort

 

It wasn't supposed to be funny; you asked why we hated you. I assumed it was true, guess not though.

 

Fuck you and your fucking pins, fuck.

 

Because you denied my UE app. Because you told me you were clean STD-wise, but then I got herpes. Because you told epic story about getting trolled, which took attention away from my rage quit, that i ended up not writing.



das 3

 

might be a competitive reason. not bad

#3 is decent.

 

I hate you out of jealousy. You are the real definition of beauty. The way you post on sythe, the way you act, the way you moan when releasing your delicious clear liquid, is everything I want. You are the best thing for this universe. You are a sex god, a massive poster, a UE, a donater, and so much more...why cannot I be like you? Idk...but all I know is...the fact I cannot be you...makes me hate you

 

Because of your jiu jitsu guide. I followed it to the letter and when I wuz going to beat up this nerd at my school, he totally raped my ass! Damn joo nate!

 

Because you made some bitch who has nothing better to do with his spare time to make threads about you which are flooding this forum.

 

You are too beautiful and have a lovely moan when releasing white liquid.
That is why I hate you

 

huge troll, but fucking hilarious. top pick atm.

 

Because you're probably going to give the pins to some faggot.

 

Not super funny, but I chuckled. Added.

 

Because you won't give me a pin -.-

 

wtf i was gonna say that.

I hate you because you made me read your long ass thread D:

 

oHAI.

 

Because your dingo ate me baby

 

I hate you because you make pointless threads on sythe about why people hate you. The true thing is, that no one cares. No one cares about you, or your sick pathetic life. You claim that you have money in da bank, but the real question is, shorty what u drank? I hate you cuz you stank, you smoke dem i headies i smoke on that dank. OHHH! Now I'm comin' up yo' flank. You turn around quickly but too late for the shank.

i dnno lol