SytheMonthly - July Edition

Note: Don't take offense to anything written in SytheMonthly, it's just a joke.

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July Edition - Guess who's back?​

Hello, Sythe! Sorry this edition took so long, but it's finally here! Now, if you've read my previous editions of SytheMonthly, you'll know my twin brother, Wulfspade2, escaped while I was put into a coma. Well, guess what? WE MADE UP! Yup, my twin brother is here with me right now, and to celebrate us getting into good terms, I'm going to let him run SytheMonthly this month. What can go wrong, right?​

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Hey, guys! I'm glad my brother trusts me enough to write an edition of SytheMonthly, you can tell he's really matured. I mean, it's not like I'm going to LEAK the staff lounge, or his confidential PMs or anything.... well then, why don't we get started!​

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Sythe Headlines​

Prevent scams: Request proper PMs before trading!​

Apparently people still haven't grasped the idea of PMing the user you are supposedly trading to prevent scams, and doing so properly. So, for the billionth time, here's a reminder to always request a PM.​

Livestream and Media section implemented!​

From Finn, whoops, I mean n4n0 himself, here is the statement regarding this section: "All content regarding games that do not already have a section can be posted here. This includes livestream embedding, game reviews, game-trailers for unreleased games, and more! Please note that the sections name and location is subject to change." So, as you can see, the section is a hit! It's literally booming with activity right now! Well, yeah... it's not that active. However, it's a good idea, so it's your contributions that can make the section active, so go post!​

Dicing, copy post, and spoiler functions added!​

Now these are some really cool additions...
How much of a loser is Wulfspade1 out of 10:

Dice Roll: 8 of 10

Spoiler: It doesn't matter...

...because no one likes him!

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Staff member's account gets leaked!​

Due to Wulfspade1's incredibly smart idea to put me in charge of writing this edition... it's time for me to get to work! Let's start big... how about the staff lounge?​

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Now... let's switch to his PMs...​

Conversation with MoonGlare​

Conversation with Roary​

Conversation with Superman entitled "Dude, I found your picture!"​

Conversation with "n4n0" entitled "Yo, Finn!"​

That's enough PMs for now, let's take a look at something else. Do you guys remember this: http://www.sythe.org/spam-forum/1617541-rofl-part-2-a.html. Here's what really happened: The Truth​

Alright... time to move onto the next section.​

Notable User Changes/Accomplishments​

Staff Changes​

7-2-2013
sypherz → sypherz

7-21-2013
MohtasaUnique → MohtasaUnique​

Yup, this was a pretty exciting month. But, hey, congratulations to one member, though... Sypherz, for improving his social life.​

Sythe Member Accomplishments​

• GodGenesis has 70+ vouches now.
• Nytrix has 1200+ vouches, and 5k posts now.
• Feelgewd has 900+ vouches now.
• I_DONT_BOT has 8k posts now.
• ChloeCat has 150+ vouches now.
• Leanbean901 is now a 1k donor.
• AmitZ is now a $25, and a SVU.
• DivicaSales has 300+ vouches now.

Shout out to Roary for compiling the list of users, and for this layout.
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If you have donated for the first time/or more, reached a posting milestone, or any other accomplishment, please PM Roary to be included in for next months edition! Remember, it had to be in the month a CD member will be posting in!

Staff Interview:

How did you first find Sythe?
Shoop: I was selling Habbo items and stumbled across Sythe.

How does it feel to never become a global?
Shoop: It hurts my feelings. But I'm glad I don't have to ship $500 a month into Sythe's offshore bank account like the Globals have to.

What did you think when you were first promoted?
Shoop: Da fuq?

Why is it you constantly fail at life?
Shoop: I actually win so much that it gives off the illusion of failing.

What are your hobbies?
Shoop: Judo, Taekwando, Sythe, general exercise/working out and console gaming.

Why is it you constantly fail at Sythe?
Shoop: Same as 4.

What are you future plans on Sythe?
Shoop: I don't really have any plans for Sythe... I don't trade anymore so the market doesn't interest me at all. I jus come on out of habit and talk to people and help people. Until I have a proper commitment like a child or something, I'll likely just do what I'm doing now.

Any finals words?
Shoop: Arc the nonfat.​

Thanks for the really informative interview, Shoop...​

Opinion
Want your opinion heard? PM Roary your response to the question and be featured in the next edition of SytheMonthly!
Why is Wulfspade2 better than Wulfspade1?

Random Picture(s) of the Month:​

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How did my brother do?


I just came back to see my brother has finished the SytheMonthly edition. I don't want to take a look at it because I want to be surprised, as well. Anyway, lets publish this and find out what he wrote!


HOLY SHIT! Oh god, what have I done!




Well, adios, Sythe...

Well, that was fun.​

I hope you guys enjoyed the newest edition of SytheMonthly, again, sorry for it being delayed. Anyway, stay tuned for the next edition. If you have any suggestions, improvements, etc. feel free to post them in the comment section below.

I'd also like to take this time to say I'm going to be stepping down from my position as a runescape, and community moderator. When I envisioned myself coming back to Sythe, I though I'd be like I was in my previous tenures on staff. Alas, my schedule got the best of me, and I didn't have as much time as I thought I would have. I shouldn't be on staff if I'm not doing the best of my ability. Hopefully I can have more time in the future, probably when school's over. But, for now, sayonara, Sythe!​

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Great Read! Was pretty funny, sad to see you stepped down from your position as a moderator.

 

Great read! LOVED THE COMEDY! :') Thank you to the people who make this each month! And would love to see the comedy continued if possible

 

Great job wulf, intredasting read!

 

Thank you for an interesting read, keep this going.

 

Hahah classic! About those staff nudes, I'm interested. PM me

But great job, was worth the wait. Made me a little sad to remember how excited I was when I got 99 Fetching as my first 99 No lifed that so hard and still took me a month, clearly I did something wrong!

DivicaSales, 550+ Vouches 200$ donor

 

That was pretty funny, nice job!

 

You're stepping down? Damn, I've never spoken to you much but it'll be a shame to see you go.

OT though, loved the pictures, great job yet again

 

Wanted to say again, I quit RS in like 07, and I still thoroughly enjoyed the RS comic thingos.

 

Was better, anyone who believes that lsl crap is retarded tho... also livestream was my idea why no creddit :'(

 

I knew the ideas you had would result in great success. You never fail to amuse me with these

 

Very fun and entertaining read! Thanks for this.

 

Good job wulfspade2.

 

decent attempt. good work overall.

 

Thanks for the edition Wulfspade1/2. I wasn't as impressed with this issue as I was with some of the previous ones. But good work nonetheless! Thanks for your time on the staff as well!

 

Nice read no MoTM, anymore?

 

Good work, Wulf

And to all the others that took part too

 

Thinking of removing MotM - people don't care.

 

Priceless! Thanks for the read Wulf

 

Personally, that was what I was anticipating most this read. Oh well!