Choose your fate.

[MadTwatter]

Seppuku

Or

Marry this, and be together for the rest of your existence.

Rules:
You may not use drugs to lessen the effects of the beast on your weary eyes.
You are not allowed to ever again jerk off.
You are only allowed to receive sexual pleasure/favors from this.

Choose wisely.

 

[MohtasaUnique]

Marry the first and seppuku the second

 

[MadTwatter]

You have chosen wisely...I was just going to seppuku.

 

[Akrotaz]

Both.

 

[nic0]

I don't know but that guys sleeve

 

Choice is too easy, rather marry an ugly bitch (looks pretty much like trin tbh) than swirl around my intestines with a sword.