[Giveaway]Giving away my Dolan Trump minirank

I'm giving away my Dolan Trump minirank to whoever creates the best original greentext detailing what God-emperor Trump is going to do during his presidency, however long his stay in office may be. Creativity and humor will be the two things judged here.

Please read here for an example, specifically the bottom lines that actually say what Trump does in office:



Eligible submissions must be at least a dozen lines long. They must be in the greentext format so your text must be the same green color as u see above and each line has to have > this thing at the start of it. Please send submissions to me through private message, I will select a winner this Friday in American Standard Time