[CDT] Christmas events master voting thread [ENDS JAN 12th]

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Spoiler: Entry1

It was a windy and cold night, and I was walking home from the grocery store when I seen a flying object in the sky. This object was clearly far away however it grew larger and larger by the second. I then started to panic and took off running like a coward until I heard "ho-ho-ho". I turned around and there he was... Chinese Santa Clause! I was so confused yet so scared because the stories I heard as a child involved a white santa and not a chinese one. However, everything else was just like the stories. He was fat, bearded, and wore a red suit. I calmy asked, "Who are you?" knowing damn well he was the chinese santa clause. He then spoke with a loud and confident voice, "I am Santa Cwause, and I wud like fo yuuuu to tak a journey wit me!" I slowly backed away and asked, "What kind of journey old man? Miss me with that gay shit." Santa then went over and grabbed my hand and pulled me onto his sleigh. We took off soaring into the chilly sky. It was a beautiful site, I seen lights from every direction on the ground and also from the bright stars in the sky. However, I then saw a red light appear directly in the sky behind us. I pointed towards the red light and asked, "What the fuck is that?" Santa then turned his head in shock. Santa then started to pick up speed and clicked on a whole bunch of buttons on his sleigh panel that I could not understand. The sleigh started to transform into a jet. As this happened, the red light only got closer, and I could see a human like figure but I still couldn't tell who it was. Santa then turned to me and said, "I am yo fadda and the wo-maaaaan behin us is yo mudda!" Confused as fuck, I ask, "How the hell are you my father when I'm not even chinese?" Santa then started to dig into his neck and removed his mask. There he was... Bill Cosby. Still confused as fuck because I wasn't black, asked, "Why are you doing this to me?" Bill then said, "Well there was this one night at a bar..." and before he could finish, a red beam came flying towards the ship. We both blew up instantly. Sadly I was never able to hear the story on how Bill Cosby ended up being my father or why he was even in a chinese disguise beforehand. However, what I got from this is, no matter your race, or where you come from, Bill Cosby was your Santa Clause. Merry Christmas!

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Tis the season Christmas, its midnight I am walking around my neighborhood imagining and hoping to see Santa because I know he is real. Everyone says Santa isn’t real but I just know deep down he must be real. The joy he brings to kids, adults everyone! In the blind of an eye I see Santa coming down from the sky on his sleigh with reindeer I can’t believe it! Once he gets to me Santa says hop on kid. I was super excited I immediately hoped on the sleigh. We were flying very high I couldn’t believe it the gifts were dropping to each house by themselves. I asked Santa how is this possible. He told me as long as there is one child believing in Santa the Christmas Spirit will always be there it’s magic. Then Santa dropped me off at my house and told me never stop believing in Christmas!

HO HO HO Merry Christmas

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It was a cold winter night here in California. I had just finished a cup of hot chocolate with my family when I decided to head outside to check out the newly fallen snow. I put on my new Carhart jacket and my trusty work boots, and stepped outside in the winter cold. Everything seemed calm and quiet. All the animals were hiding away for warmth. Nothing but the rustling of leaves in the wind could be heard. All of a sudden, I heard a loud crash out front of my house. Almost as if a car had run into our trashcans. I quickly ran inside to grab my flashlight and went out front to see what all the noise was about. As I opened the door and stepped out front, I was shocked to see a sleigh with 9 reindeer attached to it and a big man with a beard in the sleigh. It was Santa Claus! He had crashed into some phone wire above my house and now landed in my front yard. He asked me to help him for the night since he was going to be behind schedule from this mishap. Of course I'm not going to turn down Santa, so I hopped in to help him deliver presents for the night.

As we began out journey, I was constantly looking around and down at the ground below to see the beautiful sites. The night sky was filled with stars, partly clouded by the occasional patch of falling snow. The north star burned brightest of them all. Stealing the attention from the many stars surrounding it. Turning my attention to the ground, I saw the Christmas lights of every house flashing all sorts of colors below. Lots of red and green and a blend of colors. Every now and then, you'd see a father stuck outside shoveling snow, getting ready for the morning drive to work. When I looked up from the ground. I saw the famous reindeer that people always sing about. Of course Rudolph was leading the pack. His red nose lit up the night sky light the lights of a train as Santa used him to see where he was going. Santa was busy throwing presents down the chimney of all the houses in the area. Somehow all the presents made it into the chimney perfectly, and I assume all of them landed unharmed in the living room of every family. Must be magic I thought to myself. We continued on to every house in the city, until finally we had delivered every last present in the area. Santa thanked me for my help, and headed back to my house to deliver my presents and take me home. Upon arrival, my family was out front waiting to meet Santa. My daughter was so excited to meet the real Santa! Santa gave each one of us a special gift, as a thank you for my service and then flew off to finish the his busy night. We all opened our presents, and it turns out that Santa knows what we all love and enjoy. Because he got me a limited edition custom runescape themed laptop signed by everyone at jagex. The greatest gift I've ever gotten .


The End.

Spoiler: Entry4

Blistfully sleeping on a cold winter night
Along came a greeting of Mr. Claus and his reindeer in sight
Nothing but excitement came to my delight

Believing I was about to take flight
Upon boarding I knew I was right
You can see all of the Christmas lights
Away with the journey to towns covered snowy white
Completing our trip tired and cold just past midnight
Come Christmas morning, everything will be alright

Spoiler: Entry5

the christmas cat went with santa on his sleigh and went meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
and a happy meow year

Spoiler: Entry6

It is night before the big day. I can't get any sleep because I have this strange feeling that something extraordinary is gonna happen. I decide to get out of my bed to get something to eat. When I'm going down the staircase I hear a loud thump from the roof. I quickly take my Gucci flip flops from next to the door and run out. It's freezing outside and there is this really weird glow radiating from the roof. I climb up the ladders next to window in my room and I couldn't believe my eyes... There was Mr. Claus and Rudolph the red nosed reindeer. I pinched myself to see if I was still sleeping but I wasn't, Mr. Claus said hi and I know this seems a bit weird, but can you help me? I was like heck yeah bud, whatever you need. Then Claus told me that his GPS was broken and he needed to get to local McDonald's. I didn't ask him what he was going to do there but he asked me to hop on a sled and let's get going.

Rudolph was bit tired because there was a snowing a lot, but he managed to take off with an ease. My local city looked so different from this perspective because the sled flew so low. There was only some village drunks who left the local bars and tottered through the streets, the city seemed so silent and dim. The cold wind wasn't bothering me at all because Claus had an electric heater assembled in his sled. It was early morning, so some poor peoples were going to work and I was happy that I was in vacation. Finally we had arrived to McDonald's and there were already some burger flippers waiting for Claus. They asked that where were you and who is this goofy ass looking fella? I didn't know that they were this rude but apparently he was just irritated by the fact that we were so late. But what was this meeting all about? They told me that Rudolph only eats McDouble's and if it can't get them, there is no way that they can continue their abroad around the world. Rudolph ate his burgers and then Claus ordered a few chicken nuggets for me too. Then we left McDonald's and they brought me back home. I went to my room and I fell asleep immediately. Next day I woke up and I was excited to tell everyone about my night ride but anyone didn't believe an word I was saying. Could that just been a dream? I was annoyed by the fact that it was all a dream but when it was time to unwrap the gifts, there was one gift that said "Thank you for your help -Santa Claus"

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Christmas story vote: Lol entry 4 for sure.
Christmas tree picture vote: entry 11
Christmas picture vote: entry 7
Christmas SOTM vote: entry 3

 

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Christmas story vote: 4
Christmas tree picture vote: 7
Christmas picture vote: 11
Christmas SOTM vote:

 

Christmas story vote: 1
Christmas tree picture vote: 2
Christmas picture vote: 5
Christmas SOTM vote: 1

 

Christmas story vote: 3
Christmas tree picture vote: 1
Christmas picture vote: 10
Christmas SOTM vote: 1

 

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Christmas story vote:1
Christmas tree picture vote: 7
Christmas picture vote: 11
Christmas SOTM vote: 1

 

Christmas story vote: 4
Christmas tree picture vote: 8
Christmas picture vote: 7
Christmas SOTM vote: 1

 

Christmas story vote: 4
Christmas tree picture vote: 7
Christmas picture vote: 11
Christmas SOTM vote: 2

 

Christmas story vote: #4
Christmas tree picture vote: #4
Christmas picture vote: #3
Christmas SOTM vote: #1

 

Christmas story vote: #6
Christmas tree picture vote: #2
Christmas picture vote: #1
Christmas SOTM vote: #1

 

Christmas Story Vote - Entry #6
Christmas Tree Picture Vote - Entry #9 lol @Wortel
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Christmas SOTM Vote - Entry #1

 

Christmas story vote: 1
Christmas tree picture vote: 13
Christmas picture vote: #1
Christmas SOTM vote: #1

 

Unfortunately I kind of messed up with the SOTM entries. The other entries have been added, please feel free to revisit your vote and we are extending the vote till the 12th.

 

Christmas story vote: 4
Christmas tree picture vote: 1
Christmas picture vote: 7
Christmas SOTM vote: 5

 

Christmas story vote: 1
Christmas tree picture vote: 1
Christmas picture vote: 7
Christmas SOTM vote: 3

 

Christmas story vote: 3
Christmas tree picture vote: 1
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Christmas SOTM vote: 1

 

Christmas Story: 4
Christmas Tree Picture Vote: 7
Christmas Pjcture Vote: 4
Christmas SOTM: 5