Rap battle anyone?

Just for fun. Need to practice. Anyone up for it? =]

Post and once we have agreed upon when we start or what lyrics to use well begin.

 

Post some lines and I'm down.

 

Alright let me start of this lyrical game
Let me put this anit-noob in shame
Anti, bro Ive seen your raps
sounds like a rappers relapse


YOUR RHYMES SOUNDS LIKE ITS COMING FROM A WANNA BE
PUTTING TOGETHER SOME LINES AND WORDS THATS ALL I SEE
ANYONE CAN MAKE FUN OF RACES BUT INSTEAD WE DO IT TO FACES
FACES LIKE YOURS THAT TRY TOO HARD
But in the end ,they end up scarred
End up looking like a retard
Getting stepped on with disregard

Maybe you should try something new
Something that fits you
How about a punk singer
Then you can linger
Sing a few racist things
And see what that brings

Man youre a damn comedian
By bringing runescape in
What are you thinking?

I wonder if you were dropped as a baby
Hmm is that a maybe?
Or was you mother smokin and drinkin before you were born?
Was you Father too busy watching porn?

No wonder you cant make sense
I guess you can use that a your defense
I wouldnt blame you actually
Since you had a fucked up family in reality
Without hospitality
Or morality
or mentality
to understand their abnormalities
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In a hurry, hope you can come up soemthing to get me into it=]
Ill be back in the afternoon

 

i really fail to see how this guys a wannabe
your the one who asked practice to become an MC
i can tell these bars musta as u said been put together in a rush
kick back ima use the talent u lack to show u to do it, so hush
talkin about runescape in your words already its absurd
you like the penguin to these forums dont fit in with us regular birds
i know ur a runescape nerd so leme put this how you can comprehend
you dont have the level requirment to be fucking with this friend
going on about "go try something that will fit you"
go try a size small condom, not like no woman ever gonna hit you
while u sat at home watching all ya gay porn fudge packing
i got a while pile a condoms unstackin
tell u right off the bat that it isnt from posh jackin
to put it like eminem thats from me and ya mam fackin
step back sit down go get packin
dont take a genius to show u musical talent u lackin
stay outa the rap section really shouldnt get meddalin
hop back on the bike, get the fuck out here peddalin
thinkin you so hardcore u an addict but scapes your only heorin
i got bars so fresh n new they need wearin in
yer his dad was busy watchin porn sat back in his recliner
but unlike you atleast he gets hard at women rubbin there vagina
drop me a pound and ima provide the wicked punch liner
i may act a lil young but guess what m8 im a real old timer
talkin abuot this diss regard n blacks tryna pull the race card
you so hardcore for 25 years u been livin behind a door thats barred
haha i bet being fuckin analy raped left ya mentally scared
now i aint tryna say im any better than
any one in the struggle but yer i am a veteran
always looking out for the new up n comin
but ill tell u what u aint one of em so get runnin

 

That was a fail dude. I mention Noobs fail when he used runescape in his rap,
I didnt use it to rap but point out something. You manipulated too many words making it dull. I laughed at how you put runescape in and mentions of the game..
Better luck next time?

Look here skinny dick
Dont mean to be a prick
But I gotta say you fail at rhymes
Stop wastin my time.
Go to the doc and Get yourself checked out
Cuz if you thinks this is what raps all about
Youre crazy, no doubt

Your shit was no more than a bad attempt
Filled with bullshit words and contempt
Level requirement? Fuck youre a nerd
I barely mention the title and how its absurd
I asked for a battle to improve
Not that Im bad but just need to disprove
Some of you faggots that manipulate words
To make it rhyme when it is heard

But in the end you look like a fool on your own
Bitch watch your tone
You sound like your mom when you moan
Ill give you some weed to get blown
Maybe that shit will stop that groanin

HAHA

bringing up a sell-out rapper?
No better than a kidnapper
You aint no veteran,
with those pussy ass words no better than
The words from the seuss
bitch dont pist me off Ill get lose

Ive made lyrics that were sick
Unlike you, skinny dick
You better come up with something quick
Better not be some of that weak as shit
Or that ll be it

In the end you took my first rhyme up the ass
When im just trying to pass
and create something that will pump him up
To create something real, fuck
To make a real battle that would last
Something we can look at later that past

 

you are both good

i really enjoyed reading

but gtdark is a bit better than skinny man

 

How come i cant read thru one set of bars without hearin abuot my mother
*sigh* not like ive herd that before you faggot go and try another
I dont really give a fuck about your opinion, im above ya
Im only gettin hate votes cos Bambino here loves ya
Everything was so basic you didnt have a single celver punch lines?
now u gonna tell me shit like "u aint even worth mine"
fuckin hilarious to me watchin the faggots try drop then they gone
when it came to an open mic ud look up and say how do i turn this thing on?
so back the fuck up n sit down u know im really the only one
your a guru with 1.2k post count and im the nerd around here?
damn you msust be tapped, stand back and stear clear
talkin big at me like ima fuckin run away in fear
come around where i live you fucking bee seen near
a peice of advice from is fucking dissapear
save the cops the trouble of usin dental records to ID ya
cos nobody apart from fuckin bambina really wants to see ya
read through what ya wrote again half of it didnt actually make sense
im doin it for ur good not my own defence, so hence
why u shud kick back take a seat in the fence cos ya brains so dence
leme show u how to drop bars with an amount of great immence
makin a difficult descission wether to drop shit with prescission
u lack talent but u got ambition, but that aint gonna stop me from dissin
so just listen maybe yo kind find some infomation u been missin
ive alot of bad words, has ur mom givn you permission?
you maybe zuess but i still got praise the gods of mt. olympous
but im still moving allways on the low, move slow like crouchin ninjas
you bossin people n all that shit with sacraficing infants
im busy hackin into goverment files for satelittle postions
so evacuate sythe like its fuckin afganistan
cos my bars are movin faster than ya fucking camels can

 

This rap battle is going down hill it needs to be lifted.
Seems that these two freestyler's are mentally gifted.
Your supposed to right 16 lines y'all thirty.
Too bad they all sucked ass, Yea you heard me!
Get those dick's outa your mouths and learn to rhyme right.
Other wise your never gonna be up here in the lime light.
My rhymes are perscribed bitches there clinical!
You faggots are on the bottom and I'm at the Pinnacle!

You guys need lessons in rap, Find someone to teach it.
Better yet let me smite you down then I can preach it.
I'm off the leash now man, I'm spilling it.
Here in a few seconds your gonna be filling it.
Read this once again if you think my bars are racist and nerdy...
I guess you was just talking smack...You never heard me.
So watch yourself when your talking smack.
You never know when this mother fucker is gonna fire back.

 

Haha alright Ill follow the bar rules. I got to say you guys are alright.
Thanks for entertaining; I found two that are worth it. =]

I may have 1.2k post but average it out
Ive been here since '07 in and out
I have about 1.4 post a day
Just posting a few things, Just to say
Just to say what I think
By creating links
At least I use better words
That dont sound absurd

Noob I like your style
But please take a while
Cuz you rhymes a redundant
Cmon man these words are abundant
Love the links between the words; hell i love the metaphors
But you use em too much theyre going to run out the doors
Go out think a while theres more to explore
Maybe then when you come back the stage will be yours

 

You come in here trying to steal the spotlight
And you present that weak shit, man that's not right
I'm ripping up your rhymes, packing them tight with thermite
And blowing your shit away like a fucking pidgeon in a cockfight
C'mon man, chill out, don't be so uptight
Get outside, get a girl, and maybe get some sunlight
Instead of sitting on your computer, fucking pecking at your typewrite
Like "Hey baby you got a webcam? Let's cam alright?"

I don't even rap man, I'm just fucking bored
So do us all a favor, take a look at your keyboard
Locate the Alt Key, then press F4
Navigate away from this page, go back to your YouPorn
Don't take it out on us because you were ignored
As a child, eating your Ramen 'cause that's all you could afford
I'll fucking string you up on an extension cord
Plug it in on both ends and light you up like a Christmas Tree, whore.



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My first attempt at this ever..so yea it's pretty bad. Just wanted to give it a shot after seeing Rabs and them go at it >_>

 

Hey, nice man!

Just one thing -look to find words that go better together.

E.g. cord and whore.

The ending of you're rap should have power behinde it!

If you want me to go in depth, then add me on msn.

Cheers and keep it up!

 

Alright, added ya. [email protected] right?

I'm [email protected]

 

Yeah we're all unique we all got diffrences.
Except I drop bombs and you write 4 word sentences.
I aint hating on ya son but we are competing.
That's why I'm feeding you words that your eating.
No need to hold back or keep it on the low down.
Lets get this battle going man lets throw down!

I murder clowns like you with a hatchet.
So demented I should be in a straight jacket.
Gotta lot of screws loose wheres my ratchet?
Stay around long enough and you'll be in a casket.
Being in this minds so crazy you couldn't hack it.
Sure I talk a lot of shit but I back it!

 

All nice raps. Haven't tried rapping in awhile myself but I was decent on this site called www.letsbeef.com. add my msn, should be in the sig.

 

Ehh, I tried to reply to that and failed.

I suck at rapping, was just bored. Good game sir haha.

 

Yo, Check it ....

Im a guru if you havent noticed, newfag till i die so worship
I wont talk about bitches and hoes cause i get none
but what i do get you can watch and cum
I would rip you but i cant put the pieces back,
If you crazy let me see the stray jack?
cause all i see now is a kid that jacks his meat for loose change
I am next in line so bow down and beg for mercy
I raise so much hell they call me the blackest satan

 

not that i could do much better, but that was complete garbage

 

uhh if you havent notice i dont rap in any shape or form im just funny period. gah! gtfo my computer

 

Gtdark you raped em both.us

 

Wtf was that grafix lmao.