Lmao fuck Neopets.com with something hard and sandpaper-y lol UwU

** add me on discord for a much faster response :3
#yeetgawd1938

Quitting the game sale weewooweewooweewooweewoo


NEW FOR 02/09/2021:

ACCT BUILDING SERVICES!! ​

✦✦ b/c i’m sickly codependant w/ neo ✦✦

*IMPORTANT!* Please read the following spoiler before contacting me about these services! - -

Spoiler

Only a few rules/outlines, but most importantly ⦅⦆ no newbie accounts, no shell accounts, no accounts that will look suspicious if they suddenly have 275 avatars and 48 trophies and nice pets, y’know. I’m more comfortable with accounts that have 5–10 Site Themes /or/ 4-12 Site Event Trophies, that is my only requirement as far as account content! ⦅⦆ Must have anywhere from 5,000,000 NP to 12,500,000 NP loaded on the account for me to use at my discretion for various things that add to the account (i.e. Stamps, Neodeck Cards, Pets, Outfits, Item Avatars, A Gallery with a random themed collection — doesn’t need to be complete or epic even, just needs to indicate you give two shits about Neopets.com and your account lol) ⦅ᤋ⦆ P L E A S E, do not expect me to build up an account you are actively using or logging in and/or out of, as I need total peace of mind I wont get logged out while playing a flash game, writing code for a layout, pricing a shop, etc. as getting logged out may cancel the progress I have made on any of those mentioned things, as well as other things! ^.^ But 100% Certainly flash games get screwed over by getting logged out whilst playing the game. RIP ⦅４⦆ Please for the love of all that is good and whole and just plain NORMAL, have some patience, please *rips hair out* While this service is slightly faster than how long it takes the average joe to play Neopets and get avatars and such, it is a fickle process, very often a TEDIOUS process, it takes time, time = safer, if you rush me or expect me to be fast, expect me to not be able to pay 100% attention to every detail I need to, and eventually i’ll get sloppy, like anyone else would. Me taking the time it takes me to build your account is for your own goddamn account security and safety from TNT’s cucki-ness lol. i promise if you bear with me, you will be very pleased with the final product of my blood, sweat, tears, and SANITY lol. ⦅⦆ You get to decide whether I build your account up 100% Legitimate or not. I can use Array of Bytes, Autoplayers, Clraik’s Stealthcore, GreaseMonkey scripts, ETC. or I can scrap all of those except the GM Scripts (I’m very certain TNT themselves wrote some of these off as not-freezable, please correct me if i’m wrong) ~ The best part about this option is it does not cost anything to have me run thru the account building process legit or illegit or a mixture of both (i.e. only using AOB’s, no bots or autoplayers) — Note: I NEVER use ScoreSenders, while theres relatively safe ones floating around the web, I don’t like my luck with them, frankly risking it all over something an AOB can do is not worth it if i’m gonna be cutting corners w/ a flash game or whatever.


I’ll be available to the person(s) buying the service relatively 24/7 via. Discord, should any questions, directions, specifications, encouragement to not lose my grip on my sanity as I attempt Faerie Bubbles for the 76th time today, etc. arise. Don’t be afraid to reach out and basically guide me on what you want, this IS your account i’m building for YOU after all, “closed mouths don’t get fed.” ~ You gotta know what you want, even in an abstract kind of guise, just freaking
L E T ME K N O WWWWWW~*~*~* !!!

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Spoiler

⚜⚜⚜➜ (っ◔◡◔) -Thank you for buying my service, all the $$ helps pay my daily expenses IRL, which is neat as I’m basically skating on thin ice from being homeless. Yikes.

▦▥▦▥▦ SERVICE TIERS & PRICES -⚘-

ꕥ The “Semi-Main” you might use to AutoBuy or something. Practically a “throw-away” account but not necessarily that.

◍ 200-230 Avatars
◍ 175-350 Stamps
◍ 120-180 NeoDeck Cards
◍ Size 25-100 Shopf
◍ 15-50 Gallery (w/ Collection)
◍ 1-4 V/WN Pets (1-2 may be L.E., All will come with outfit(s) and petpets, layouts, even personalities lol)
◍ 200-250 Games Played
◍ >15 Kads Fed
◍ 8-32 Game Trophies

֎֎ Est. Completion Time: 2-4 Wks ֎֎

༒ P R I C E ; $30.00 ༒

ꕥ The “not-average” but not a noob nor an elite account package. Good for getting actively back into Neo

◍ 230-285 Avatars
◍ 8-15 Site Themes
◍ 300-425 Stamps
◍ 180-260 NeoDeck Cards
◍ Size 75-150 Shop
◍ 40-90 Gallery (w/ Collection)
◍ 2-5 V/WN Pets (2-3 may be L.E., All will come with outfit(s) and petpets, layouts, even personalities lol)
◍ 250+ Games Played
◍ 20-40 Kads Fed
◍ 24-56 Game Trophies (1/3 or more GOLD)

֎֎ Est. Completion Time: 8-18 Wks ֎֎

༒ P R I C E ; $60.00-$75.00* ༒
*$15.00 includes NC Cards/Items bought for the account, this amount is up to you, in my personal experience, having NC makes your account look more legit as you are investing in the game I recommend buying some NC to spend and some GBMC’s (20-50x for Trading)


ꕥ The 1337 as h e c c pack but not too 1337 to where you’re super-duper on the radar to TNT ykno?

⌘ ⌘ ⌘ ⌘ Must include Pure to build your account up with! ⌘ ⌘ ⌘ ⌘​

Spoiler

Pure Tiers&Bonuses:

30m-50m = Sweet collection in gallery, dope BD Pet, Massive full shop

45-90m = Same as above but includes one of the cheapest stamp avatars -OR- horde of rare items & amazing crosspainted pets!

75-150m = 2? Stamp Avs, Nice Horde of rare itemz, full shop, crosspaints, huge gallery collection, sick BD pet & BD set

&& so on && so on && so on!!

◍ 285-325 Avatars
◍ 450-575 Stamps
◍ 250-300 Neodeck Cards
◍ 9-18 Site Themes
◍ Size 150-300 Shop
◍ Size 125-150 Gallery w collection worth 25-50mil+
◍ 4-6 VWN Pets (3-5 LE/Rare Pets, Full Customs, Pet Lookups, Petpages, the whole enchilada lol)
◍ 275-300+ Games Played
◍ 75+ Kads Fed
◍ 48-72 Game Trophies (50%++ GOLD)

֎֎ Est. Completion Time: 20-36 Wks ֎֎

༒ P R I C E ; $125.00-150.00* ༒
*$25.00 includes NC Cards/Items bought for the account, this amount is up to you, in my personal experience, having NC makes your account look more legit as you are investing in the game I recommend buying some NC to spend and some GBMC’s (20-50x for Trading)

✦✦✦✦✦✦ PM ME TO INQUIRE ABOUT CUSTOM TIERS, FOCUSING ON YOUR SPECIFICATIONS, PRICED VERY REASONABLY =)

∗*∗*∗*∗﹡ Of course, every single case, account, and buyers vision of what their goal account looks like is DIFFERENT, i aim to work very closely with the buyer to make the account and my weeks of work worth it and have my efforts be a success when I read the messages I get from the account owners about how personalized all the details and little niche’s of the account are!

PM ALL QUESTIONS & OFFICIAL INQUIRIES ~*!


NEW! ~ 300 avatar+ Main Acc w/ 50+ Trophies, Kadoatie Avatar, Faerie Collection —Priced 2 Quicksell!—

xxxxxxx## - UN Format
15.5 Y/O ✱ >310 Avatars ✱ 175-200 Stamps
11 Site Themes ✱ Size 75 Faerie Gallery
350-400 Games Played ✱ 14 Site Event Trophies ✱ 75 Kads Fed ✱ 34 Game Trophies

xxxxxxxxxxxxx## (dn) Skunk Draik (200ish HSD & Aged Snowbunny)
Xxxxxxxxx (vwn) Maraquan Hissi
Xxxxxx (vwn) Jelly Skeith
xxxxx## (dn) Desert Scorchio (210+ HSD, 3650 Faerie Jobs Completed, 300+ Fishing Skill)

Comes with 1-2m pure, 2-5m items, 40-60 Caps worth of NC

Price: $44.50 !!!


OLD acc with dope pets!!

XX_xxxx (dn)
19.5 Years
45 Avatars
Size 280+ Shop
10 Game Trophies
(Neohome Spotlight Champ, Turmac Roll Champ, Go! Go! Go! Champ, Kass Basher Champ)

Xxxxxxxxxx (DN Fire Meerca)
Silver Gourmet Club Champ Trophy (551 Gourmets Eaten - Full of foods that are extremely HTF or Expensive now - Hogshead, Big Gulp Neocola, Chain of Onions, Cinnamon/Mint/Choc Chip Eyrie Cookies, Spooky Jelly Brains (r180 now), Mummified Hot Dog (r100 and rare af) just as examples!!)
125-130 HSD / 7,200+ Days Old
Xxxxxxxxx DN Blue Chia (UC P2)
2,400+ Intelligence
Has a Blumpy petpet! UC petpet!!
Xxxxxxxxxxx DN Faerie Kougra
Xxxxxxxxx DN Starry Scorchio
__Xxx__Xxxxx__ BN Camo Kacheek

SDB: 2,151 | Qty: 16,617
Shop: Items Stocked: 814 | Free Space: 606
(Est Worth: 10,000,000+)

Price: $20 ~(OBO)~


UC Maraquan Chomby
Xxxxxx 6-L Capped
$45.00 OBO

~*~*~*~ RW/VWN/4L Accts !!

For the RW’s I need someone trustworthy’s help of finding the number of google search results for the username’s. I cant for some reason SMHHHH

Xxxxxxxxx Verb [427,000,000 Results] RW ~ $20
Xxxxxxxxxx (Cute Pokemon from Gen V.) [321,000 Results] ~ $15
Xxxxxxxxxx (Feminine Biblical-Times related & Edgy UN) ~ $10
Xxxx (Nicely pronounceable 4L UN) [VCCV] ~ $15
Xxxx (Not that pronounceable 4L but still can be pronounced with minimal effort imo)[CVCC]* ~ $12

* The Vowel is a “Y” if yall remember the saying A E I O U (and sometimes Y) ^__^

PayPal (F&F Only), CashApp, and Venmo ONLY
Will not go first for people with less sales/posts than me, its on them to find a Middleman Will probably be adding more random shit as I find it, I will haggle on my prices I’m just done w this game.

hmu about a possible bulk deal on all my accounts and such

 

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