I think he is asking for Modern First names, Like possibly the Lou would have worked, but the weird unique last name doesn't. Maybe a really really popular last name like Smith?
He wants stuff like John, Mike, Jeff, Tony, Sarah, Jessica, Frank, Phillip. Like names people have in real life as a first name, that aren't obscure.
Sorry, free bump from me, I was just laughing my ass off reading through this thread at some of the people that just do not understand.