Dongs.

http://www.dongs.com/

This isn't just regular dongs, people! This is dongs with a flash intro!

 

Theres a doctor where i live...hes called Dr Dong.
I call him Dong Dong.

 

Whats a dong,lol?

 

Type "super dong" in google and click "I'm feeling lucky"

And Germany is ahead of their time... they're harnessing the power of Dongs!
http://www.dongenergy.de

uber dong energy!

 

Yes, usually they don't call themselves. But yeah, you get the idea.

 

Hmmm, you really want us all to research dongs?

What were reallly looking for when you found this?

 

It's the most important thing I can think of...

I was looking for dongs, of course...

 

I vote cruel for funniest person on sythe. And me for sexiest.