Broadband Suggestions

[deadly serious]

Well, I need a few suggestions on how I can get broadband. There are no open ports near me, so, I can't get normal wireless broadband and I can't get mobile broadband with the usb because I'm out of range. I can't get whoosh wireless signals because I'm out of range. I was wondering does anyone else know of any other way to get broadband without having to pay $2000 for sattelite internet. I'm looking for something that doesn't cost anymore then $500 for 2-3 months of broadband preferably 10 gigs or more a month of usage. If you could find another company that provides broadband like whoosh or is cheap sattelite internet or another option. I will give you my whole paypal balance, $10 Cbf waiting another 3 months waiting for telecom. I need broadband that works in New Zealand, Auckland not one that only works in America.