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i've spent the last hour trying to get a splinter out of my middle finger


it ain't coming out



suggestions?

 

Grab a knife and stick it in ur dick

 

wtf










 

Plz leave

 

bite it out with your teeth.

 

leave it, The cut will heal and push it out.

 

get military grade pliers like far cry 2

 

bro i thought that'd happen but i have this splinter and it never came out.

taylor, if its a sensitive spot as mine is (kekeke) dont just leave it

 

I sense you have a splinter in your dick.

 

I think my mum used to put a needle under it and flick it out. Something like that.

 

i have extremely tiny splinters in both of my hands, i've had them for like a month now. they wont come out.

 

Pretty simple really just amputee.

 

I have to admit I chuckled at this.

You could like shave the skin and go underneath the splinter but it would scab and possibly leave a scar

 

The fact you lold means you should leave now

 

Get a cleaver and chop your hand off.

 

It's funny cause ur a middle man.

 

Fag Flaged

 

lol'd..

 

i got the splinter out.. just tore off the top 3 layers of skin


whatever
pretty sure 3 people were watching me for like an hour messing with it
lul

 

i kinda wanna sig quote this, but blackkk beating his gf is currently a win.