Bob Saget Peanut butter!

Are you tired of regular peanut butter? Do you need something new? Well you should try.... Bob Saget Peanut Butter! It's made with real butter and fresh roasted Sagets. It even says so on the jar. With Bob Saget peanut butter, you can make the world's most delicious toast. and..... you can use it for things too! Like: Patching up holes, fixing broken light bulbs, or... making it appear as if someone took a messy doo doo on the toilet! But that's not all, smear bob saget on your phone to recieve a phone call from an attractive member of the opposite sex! knock out a friend with a stupid look on his face, or even snuggle with it. Smear some Bob Saget peanut butter on your upper lip to grow a mustache almost instantly. Grow some fangs, or even grow a mustache and some fangs! So what are you waiting for? Bob Saget peanut butter is available for three easy payments of sex. just call this number: 1-800-BOOBSAGEY. Have a nice day!

 

Oh boy, we have a comedian.

 

Who is Boobs A. Gey?

On a related note: no.

 

What if I smear it around my ass?

I already have ass hair, I'm looking more into ass fangs now.