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Blindkilla's obituary

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GPs assemble and bare witness.

Composed in this thread is a full account of a user's-- known as blindkilla-- long and prosperous life at Sythe.org as requested from the great afterlife and beyond.

Blindkilla was a gentle soul, as most may know. He was an avid member of the UC, and I know him personally to have upheld its ideals to the greatest heights. It therefore gives me great grief to inform all who are unaware that, early yesterday morning, Blindkilla was suddenly and utterly blindsided by a swift ban to the head. His last words were the most beautiful iterations I've ever beheld a human say, and they are as follows:

"Tony: What do you want your last inspirational words to be?
Marcin: uuuhmm... nothing, I can't think of anything"

These words of wisdom have changed my life forever, and I beg that all you users of Sythe.org take his final wishes to heart (but seeing as that consists of an unban, you can at least hope with us!)

The paranormal apparition known as Blindkilla had one other heartfelt request as well. A basis for his ban was that he did not contribute at all to the site, and he wishes all to know the good deeds he has done. Please take time to bare witness the goodness that was the loving BK we knew and cast aside all previously evoked cognitions.

If you will, browse through this list and reflect on his last written word and testament.


blindkilla said:
Your beloved blindkilla here. Farcrast said that I annoy him too much and don't contribute anything. First of all, I never talk to farcast (I don't think I've ever talked to him, I didn't really even know he existed until my ban lol) or see him in the sections I visit (spam) or in IRC.

There is hardly anything for me to contribute to this forum, hence why 90% of my posts are in spam, 5% of my posts are me posting "congratulations" in pomotion threads, and 3% are me posting in the programming section and 2% elsewhere.

For the reasons, 1) there is nothing worth contributing to on this forum. The debate section is not as glorious as it used to be. I don't play runescape, I don't play world of warcraft, the programming section is also a relic of the glory days of sythe.
2) When I contribute, I contribute more than 1 line, below are some links to examples, if you want more look at my posts yourself.

http://sythe.org/showthread.php?t=871325
http://sythe.org/showthread.php?t=869223
http://sythe.org/showthread.php?t=869903

3)MY UC stuff was obviously a joke. My ban reason stated "starting drama". If by drama you nuggest mean Team Fortress 2 drama, then you are correct, because nobody else gave a shit about anything I was posting except for the people who realized the inside joke of what the unbiased club is.




Please note, I'm doing this as a favor for bk and a joke to the community, don't hurt me :x
 
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Goodbye, blindkilla. I wish we could keep in touch somehow.
 
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