Project: Rename the Spam Forum

I say the spam forum should be renamed to "repeated topics". Who is with me?

 

inb4 somebody copies this thread.

 

Maybe... Maybe not... Maybe go fuck youself.

 

Get an avatar, faggot.

 

Get more vouches, faggot.

 

Me no want avvy.

 

Horrible fucking idea.
Shutting the Fuck up is better for all. Who is with me?

 

Joseph says:
Eric = Blade
[email protected] says:
Two representatives?
Joseph says:
Kevin = Granit
[email protected] says:
Excellent.
Hello Granit, and Blade.
Kevin the guy says:
Hey guys
[email protected] says:
Alright.
Shall I call now?
Eric says:
call?
Joseph says:
He wants to communicate through call.
カイルエスキョ says:
A voiced conversation. Much easier to negotiate.
Eric says:
I'd rather not, you guys can do it though
Kevin the guy says:
Same
カイルエスキョ says:
Alright. Calling.
Kevin the guy says:
I don't have any way of doing so, anyway
Eric says:
I have 4 xbox headsets, I'm sure that i could find a way, but ehh.
Joseph says:
Mmhm, can't we just communicate through typing?
カイルエスキョ says:
I'll talk to you directly Joseph through a call.
But you guys can negotiate through typing if you wish.
Joseph says:
Eh.
Eric says:
Kevin
Kevin the guy says:
Yeah I think Xbox headsets are 1/8" instead of 1/4
Yeah Eric?
Eric says:
I'll sell you my virginity for $5
Joseph says:
...Eric.
lol.
カイルエスキョ says:
Lol.
Eric says:
lol
Kevin the guy says:
SWEET
XD
Joseph says:
As of now I want to communicate through typing.
カイルエスキョ says:
Understandable.
Kevin the guy says:
Joseph, can you MM our trade?
Joseph says:
I don't want to engage in any application, as there are programs to extract much from it.
カイルエスキョ says:
Please state any questions you have -- one at a time. iwill, at the best of my ability, answer them.
I will*
Joseph says:
Okay. Umm..
I don't know about you two, but I'm still a bit confused on what this whole thing entails.
Kevin the guy says:
Yeah me too
カイルエスキョ says:
That's what asking questions are for :3
So feel free to get those uncertainties off your chest.
Eric says:
Do you live in Japan?
カイルエスキョ says:
Currently I am staying in the Kyoto prefecture.
Eric says:
Soyes?
カイルエスキョ says:
Unfortunately, it is a pain to navigate the internet in Japan, because all the websites I brows redirect me to their Japanese powered sites.
So I use an american proxy server.
Eric says:
Oh, i get it.
カイルエスキョ says:
Meh, 100% uptime. I have no problem with it.
er 99.9%
Joseph says:
Can you just tell us what this is? What partnership? We're not engaging in some type of service, so what do you mean by a partnership?
カイルエスキョ says:
It's all free.
Kind of liek a deal.
Nothing is at stake. I am not asking for any special services from you in return, and vice versa.
Joseph says:
Okay... a deal for what?
カイルエスキョ says:
What coems to midn when I say 'partnership'?
comes*
Joseph says:
Nothing.
That's what I'm asking.
カイルエスキョ says:
I'll address what I think your asperations for your community are:
You are a blackmarketing ocmmunity.
Kevin the guy says:
Well
Not really
We are a tech community
Joseph says:
A community. This community includes, market, tech, off-topic, everything.
カイルエスキョ says:
You wish to provide a dedicated userbase to provide your members with top quality service in black marketing.
I understand that, much so like Syhte.
Joseph says:
Eh.
Kevin the guy says:
Well that's not the point
カイルエスキョ says:
But what do you want out of all of this?
Joseph says:
We're not as much centered around the market.
Kevin the guy says:
We don't care as much about the black market
カイルエスキョ says:
Power? Dedicated userbase? Recognition?
Kevin the guy says:
It's more just we wanted to start a forums O_O
Joseph said "Hey, want to start a forums with me?" and... that's what happened....
Joseph says:
I suppose we want to provide a forums for members to experience and to be able to use and profit from.
カイルエスキョ says:
And what's wrong with that, Joseph?
I assume you want your community to grow.
Kevin the guy says:
Um, nothing?
Joseph says:
Yeah.
We do.
カイルエスキョ says:
How big do you want it?
Bigger than Sythe?
Joseph says:
As big as we can get it.
Kevin the guy says:
We just want a good, active community
Yeah
Joseph says:
So this is more like an expansion partnership?
Kevin the guy says:
It doesn't matter if it's bigger than Sythe
カイルエスキョ says:
I will be glad to assist you in that.
Joseph says:
Okay.
カイルエスキョ says:
But you do realize to gain recognition for your site, you msut have certain things addressed:
1. A goal for the community.
2. What you stand by.
3. A responsible, active staff, and suerbase.
Eric says:
suerbases ARE important. I'
カイルエスキョ says:
and 4. Which direction you are going in terms of advertisement, and expansion.
Eric says:
i'd like to sue as many people as possible.
Kevin the guy says:
LOL
カイルエスキョ says:
For example
My community is biased off of this.
Joseph says:
Okay.
カイルエスキョ says:
1. My goal for the ocmmuntiy is to be a valuable resource for learning the Japanese language. But mroeso, to provide a healthy, and fun way of solicitizing on the internet. Without fear of persicution, or misunderstanding of the Japanese language.
2. We stand by an ideal that anyone can register and psot. no boundraries are afflicted by this. We don't care if you liek anime, or your learning the language. We do care hwoever, on how you act on the forums.
Eric says:
Dislexic are you?
Joseph says:
Eric...
カイルエスキョ says:
Nope. Fast typer. My apologies :3
Kevin the guy says:
Haha Eric
Joseph says:
Don't apologize.
カイルエスキョ says:
3. Staff is important for my, and your community! Without staff, who will administrate the forum? Who will keep members in check? I have noticed a bit of inactivity in my forums. But that is going to drastically change within the next week or so.
And finally
Eric says:
Not to be a bag full of douche, but what point are you making?
Joseph says:
I kind of agree. What does this have to do with a partnership?
Unless you're making an elaborate intro.
カイルエスキョ says:
4. I plan to have my forum move in the right direction. We have good, fulyl customizable forum software (MyBB, great choice for your forum as well). We plan to have a dedicated userbase. And become one of the best resources in learning the language.
But I digress, the point i am making is that _all_ forums need to know where they are going, and how to take what they desire.
You said you wanted a very active userbase. I can help with that.
First and formost: You need AdSense intergrated on your site.
It is a great way to gain revenue.
Every click you get, will give you page impressions, increase popularity on your site, and erarn you cash which you can pay for hosting, etc.
Second: You need to get indexed by Google.
Eric says:
WTF R U TLKINBOUT
i've had to google half the shit you've said
Kevin the guy says:
Not to be a bag full of douche, but, umm.... How does this relate to the partnership??
Eric says:
please just come to an easy to understand point
カイルエスキョ says:
The partnership is simple, my friend.
In laymans terms: We help each other out.
Kevin the guy says:
Eric, you just made yourself sound retarded :3
Eric says:
He's being a jewfrog
Okay, help each other out
that's horrible unspecific
Kevin the guy says:
Yeah, that was all unnecessary
And you still didn't tell us what the partnership is.
Eric says:
Example: Help kevin out
-bust his nut for him
-give him $20
see?
カイルエスキョ says:
Well, I was giving my advice, and trying to udnerstand where your forum is coming from. And i was addressing core values of creating, and maintaining a forum. More so, getting recognized.
understand*
Eric says:
So you're trying to tell us how do run our forum?
カイルエスキョ says:
Nope.
Eric says:
You don't think we're good enough for it?
Oh, i see how it is
カイルエスキョ says:
Never said "HEY DO IT MY WAY UR WAY SUXX LOL".
Eric says:
All you Japanese are the same
Kevin the guy says:
Yeah, telling us we need AdSense is telling us how to run our forum.
カイルエスキョ says:
No, I'm tellign you it's a wise descision.
Eric says:
Just because you can build robots you think you're cool?
カイルエスキョ says:
I'm not forcing you to do it. And it's not hard.
ERIC THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT FFFFF
MY ROBOTS ARE GOOD THANK YOU
Eric says:
O.O
/world
カイルエスキョ says:
Anyways, let's cut the shit, and get down to business.
You want your forum to be big?
Eric says:
Yes, like my penis.
カイルエスキョ says:
Good.
I can help.
Eric says:
Viagra?
カイルエスキョ says:
And don't worry. i don't reuire any special position on the forum.
Kevin the guy says:
Rogasine?
Eric says:
^
Kevin the guy says:
*Rogaine lol
Eric, are you thinning?
カイルエスキョ says:
Extenze.
I also suggest you center your banner.
Kevin the guy says:
Lolno, it looks good
カイルエスキョ says:
Well I've said what I needed to say.
it's a simple partnership -- helping each other out.
Kevin the guy says:
BUT YOU HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THE PARTNERSHIP
Eric says:
So you giving us advice and we learn Japanese?
Kevin the guy says:
In layman's terms: AM NEWFAG WHAT DO
カイルエスキョ says:
Oh God no. Lol
I'll make it simple:
Eric says:
ying ting wing fing?
wait that's chinese
yong tong wong fong.
^japanese
カイルエスキョ says:
the partnership is this: Helpign each other out. Kind of like sponsering.
Eric says:
so...
you put our banner on your site
and we do the same
カイルエスキョ says:
Moreso than that.
Kevin the guy says:
....
Eric says:
....
カイルエスキョ says:
I'll advertise for you, get your site indexed so you at least show up on search results
And I'll google bomb your site to the top, in terms of black marketing ocmmunities.
Kevin the guy says:
dude look up tactice on google
number 3
カイルエスキョ says:
Look up black marketing community.
You won't be listed.
Kevin the guy says:
That's not what we are
カイルエスキョ says:
What are you/
Kevin the guy says:
A FRIGGING GAMING COMMUNITY
Eric says:
WE JUST WANTED TO MAKE A DAMN WEBSITE
WE'RE NOT HARDCORE
Kevin the guy says:
EXACTLY
カイルエスキョ says:
Alright, look up Gaming Community.
Kevin the guy says:
Well of course we won't be there lol
カイルエスキョ says:
You said you wanted members. Wouldn't it be great if your community was popular?
Kevin the guy says:
You that would be cool
Eric says:
Okay
go look up "Gay ass japanese learning website thing"
gf.
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/7044/rogx.png
btw.
Kevin the guy says:
LOL
カイルエスキョ says:
I don't see why you're being so crude.
Kevin the guy says:
Because he's eric
Eric says:
Because you're making 0 sense
カイルエスキョ says:
Zero sense?
Eric says:
yes?
カイルエスキョ says:
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sourc...R9TfxgvotAb09w
This is the top result for 'gaming comminity'.
community*
Know how they got there?
Kevin the guy says:
Google bombing
Eric says:
Because google put them there.
カイルエスキョ says:
Google bombing. Correct.
Eric says:
I google bombed your mother last night.
well d00d
i'm sure we could just freaking google "google bombing" and do it.
Kevin the guy says:
Like, nao!
カイルエスキョ says:
You could have done a lot of things, and you have yet to do them.
Eric says:
Yeah
because we don't care.
dude
we have 9 members
ffs
Kevin the guy says:
Yeah, nothing we've done on the site has mattered or anything of course
We have 17 members
カイルエスキョ says:
All I offered was helping your community grow.
Eric says:
ORLY?
No, that's not what you've said
you typed a wall of text
カイルエスキョ says:
I know what I said.
Eric says:
and pissed me off
ORLY
カイルエスキョ says:
YARLY.
That wall of text was my views on my forum.
Unrelated, yes.
Kevin the guy says:
Hey wanna googlebomb
カイルエスキョ says:
But I was actually curious as to what your forum was going towards.
Eric says:
We;;
Kevin the guy says:
Are we done here?
Eric says:
I can almost guarentee Joseph won't make the next month's payment
Kevin the guy says:
Bc this isn't going anywhere
Joseph has a steady source of income according to him
カイルエスキョ says:
All I said was, helping each other out. In terms of advertisement, and recognition.
Is that udnerstandable?
Kevin the guy says:
Yup
Why don't you and Joseph figure this out
Eric says:
Because honestly
Kevin and i are douchebags
Kevin the guy says:
Eric and I obviously don't care
Eric says:
And joseph just kinda left
Kevin the guy says:

Eric says:
Joseph just messaged me
his internet's failing, but he's not interested
sorry.
Kevin the guy says:
KTHXBAI
カイルエスキョ says:
I have a very bad feelign about this.
Eric says:
About what?
This conversation being over?
I don't.
Kevin the guy says:
Let's go, Eric.
Hmph
カイルエスキョ says:
Not about the conversation.
Kevin the guy says:
About....?
カイルエスキョ says:
The future.
Kevin the guy says:
Yeah it's a scary thing
Bye

 

So when you teachin me korean?