fumbles glasses with extremely sweet palms before wiping my glasses with my napkin which is tucked into the pocket of my suit blazer before looking at you. A thousand M'ladies tips fedora at you with a wink of my left eye which has a twinkle in it from a most beautiful night. I think you are a most fair maiden. it's rare to find a woman (which is what you are, unlike most'girls' with an Iq of about 97 which is scientifically proven.) (my IQ is over 158) I noticed you are about to speak in protest I put my left index over your lips in a shhshing manner while my right-hand candles the bottom of your chin. I will respect you unlike those other guys, They aren't me with their constant appeal to pop culture to reference and having the strength of arms. you notice my bulge growing larger in my pants I turn to leave you with my most seductive of messages but my boner is so big it knocks your leg open a little bit. I notice. Close your legs maiden for I am not the kind of gentleman. I win and walk off into a crisp autumn night with a breeze that speaks to you. it whispers "beyond birthday is the one....." G'night M'lady. see below Can I get something else instead of a like?